A-Z Guide To My Crappy Job (1332 hits)
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Submitted by SoxSexSax (View user info) at 2007-11-23 11:13:47 EST
A-Z Guide To My Crappy Job
Action: what my boss tells ME to take when HE has fucked up
Blackberry: a useless object designed solely to give to someone who thinks they are more important than they in fact are so everyone else can identify them before they open their mouth
Colleague: idiot.
Director: rich colleague
Ebayed: Fired
Filing Cabinet: Wastepaper basket
Gel: What my team doesn't do
Help: that thing you do for everyone else but no asshole does for you
Inbox: unbelievably sensitive receiver for every single mundane, pointless thought your various colleagues have throughout the day
Jest: ...I'm sure I've heard that word but can't remember the definition any more.
Kill: What I might do to our new IT Director if he speaks to me in his patronising tone again
Login: what the average user struggles to do for the nine-hundreth time
Meeting: A gathering of equally bored employees to discuss boring topics, normally containing at least one member with a sub-80 IQ, necessitating going over every boring point twice. Boring.
Nosey: female office worker
Oops: most commonly spoken word in the workplace
PC: magic box that is solely out to make life miserable for all users with cryptic error messages and unfathomable configuration problems
Quick: meeting with the boss containing the word "raise"
Read: most people in my office can't, or at least can't actually understand what they've read
Small: The number of people in this office who I would class as intelligent
Terrifying: the lady in charge of the accounts department (especially her breath)
Unhappy: Yep
Vexed: Yep
XXX Movies: Unfortunately not.
Yes Men: Yep, we have yes men. Yes we do. Oh yes. Indeed.
Zombies: My colleagues in the morning
User Reviews
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is email type stuff you'd get from your mom. Hardly B@W type stuff. Knowwhumean?
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-26 15:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-24 22:18:36 EST (#)
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So get a real job, you worthless sack of shit.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
get drunk.
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/07_03/07-03-juicing-on-the-job.htm
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Amusing, but I've seen a similar forward somewhere before.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's good, but not B@W worthy.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2.
Possible B@W?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-25 12:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-25 03:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-25 00:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, you quit before I even started here
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-24 22:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So get a real job, you worthless sack of shit.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-24 17:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
smoke more weed.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovely job.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-24 03:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
some ok bits, mostly meh, unfortunately.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-23 20:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-23 20:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-23 18:04:21 EST (#)
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Yep
Submitted by ShimishSmortion (user info) at 2007-11-23 16:04:23 EST (#)
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Good read.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-23 15:33:04 EST (#)
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wow. user number 60.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:29:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-23 14:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There's a lot worse out there than this....
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-23 13:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yup
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-23 12:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot W
Try this one:
W is for wasted, which is what I need to be in order to fuck Method's Mom
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-23 12:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-11-23 12:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
is canny
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-11-23 11:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome: this post sure is
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-23 11:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea,+2.... for personal reasons I find that the words "sent from my BlackBerry wireless handheld" really, really aggravate me, as the last message forwarded to me with those words, I was forced to make the stupid fucker who sent the message regret it, considerably,... and I'm not finished yet
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-11-23 11:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like poop!