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Submitted by Eugene_Luther (View user info) at 2007-11-24 11:37:58 EST
Well hello then Uber,
Thought I would give a brief introduction before I start writing some little stories exposing my lifestyle that one day I hope to get published. Seems like some people here know what they are talking about and any criticism will be warmly received.
I am English and currently residing in Brighton, I wont make this a blog as that is more MySpace territory and quite frankly for desperate attention seeking people. Ubersite seems more polished and professional. So I will stop there with personal details.
Any advice on when to post would be greatly appreciated.
This is me.
User Reviews
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-04 13:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-04 05:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just because.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dear Eugene,
You look like a tough cookie... And you have a dreamy smile. Ergo, you have been considered to be a possible ally in my Dubious Crime Assassination Squad. It is a very elite organization that caters to spies and, at times, aliens from the 6th dimension.
As a token of my appreciation, I hand you this +1. Use it wisely. You are welcome to pledge as soon as Open Enrollment starts. If you get accepted, I will personally hand you a +2 whenever I come across a good post with your moniker on it.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-11-25 21:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yawn, alter-boy, yawn.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 17:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe this is on most heated.
I really want TheDoc banned.
He broke my heart when I found out he had a small willy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-25 17:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well its a slow night, toss them over here
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-25 16:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
socks AND sandals, would you like to smell them?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-25 15:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
did she leave you her socks?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-25 15:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my mother's dead.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-25 15:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How very dare you! My mothers socks are very clean.
not like your mums heh
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-25 15:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
only if they're your mom's
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-25 15:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh i heard you like dirty socks heh
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-25 15:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and he smells like dirty socks
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 15:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And he isn't very good in bed.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 15:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
'Cos I don't like him. He is fat and ugly and looks like a toad.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 14:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How does one go about getting TheDoctor banned?
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-25 13:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nevermind
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-25 13:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-25 12:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Many colors in the homo rainbow
Don't be afraid to let your colors shine
Many colors in the homo rainbow
Show me yours. I'm gonna show you mine
If you find a pot of gold
Every little thing is gonna work out fine
In the homo rainbow
Many colors in the homo rainbow
You give me shade from black to yellow
Many colors in the homo rainbow
A warm embrace and a kind-a hello
If you find a pot of gold
Every little thing is gonna work out fine
In the homo rainbow
If you find a pot of gold
Every little thing is gonna work out fine
In the homo rainbow
Every single color, every walk of life
In & out changin, every day and night
From the golden shores of Kansas, to the middle of Japan
reach inside your soul and learn your fellow
There are many colors in the homo rainbow
Don't be afraid to let your colors shine
Don't be ashamed of what God made you
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-25 12:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 12:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 12:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is this still front page?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-25 08:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
rainbow triangle pendant, retard shirt and shorts, i bet theres a pair of rollerblades down there....
i bet even the gay people call you a faggot
terrible lazy alter
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-11-25 05:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Having read a review just wrote on oapas' post - you are so an alter. -2 DIE
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muahahhahaha
-2 DIE
Submitted by iseethrewu (user info) at 2007-11-25 04:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you look happy, doesn't matter if your gay, just be proud of who you are. Just tell the truth
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-25 03:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well hello there new person.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-25 02:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-11-24 21:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh please, Brighton??
Alters are getting lazy these days.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-25 01:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your boobies are hanging out all over and it's making me sick. die promptly.
Submitted by Thumbalina (user info) at 2007-11-24 23:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-24 13:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why would you post THAT picture unless you're an alter.
a FAG alter but an alter nonetheless.
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Sadly I must go with dicknose on this one......
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-24 23:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG THERE'S QUEERS IN BRIGHTON NOW?????
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-11-24 21:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh please, Brighton??
Alters are getting lazy these days.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-11-24 19:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-24 13:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck me what a faggot. Was that picture taken just before you went to the Blue Oyster Club? Gay! Also i think you've got socks pulled up right to your knees! Like a German on Holiday in Benidorm!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-24 13:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why would you post THAT picture unless you're an alter.
a FAG alter but an alter nonetheless.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-24 12:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh no! Orphelia puts too much make up on. Boo hoo. That is ok though, I can wash it off.
You can't wash off your ugly though AJ hehe.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-11-24 12:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2007-11-24 10:54:24 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
Die?? Seems a bit strong. Oh and next time try applying your makeup without a trowel.
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-24 12:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Either pointless alter or idiot. Either or.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-24 12:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice shorts though
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2007-11-24 12:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh sod it im leaving uber.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-24 12:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks Ballare, on both counts!
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-11-24 12:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-24 12:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, fuckwad's it
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-24 12:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it fuckwad? Maybe I should just use English insults.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-24 12:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh wait okay the retaliatory -2s makes you an alter or just a crappy meanie pants so
here's one more for orphelia :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh and the make up thing is getting a bit old now. Try something new, fuckwad.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Retaliatory -2? You are alter and a nasty one at that.
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Die?? Seems a bit strong. Oh and next time try applying your makeup without a trowel.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Ubersite seems more polished and professional."
ah but you are sadly mistaken my friend
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Having read a review just wrote on oapas' post - you are so an alter. -2 DIE
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
alter? As in personality or person?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So if you are for real and this is tongue in cheek, yeah, cool.
If you are an alter, fuck me, this is pathetic.
Which is it?
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whoops??
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol whoops