Raleigh: The Man (863 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-11-24 19:33:11 EST
I met Raleigh quite a few years back and immediately fell in love with his personality; carefree and enigmatic barely give justice to how wonder he truly was. He'd look me in the eye and I could tell without a shred of doubt that his sincerity, love, and unbounded loyalty to me were unmatched. Raleigh was the best roommate ever.
It snowed one time when I was living in Baltimore, which is where I met Raleigh, and the accumulation was well over 2 feet. I plodded through the snow for a pack of cigarettes with my other roommate because the snow wouldn't allow a drive. Well, sure enough he came along for the fun walk even though he didn't smoke. He did embarrass me once. I had a friend of mine come visit and somewhere in his brain he thought it would be a good idea to pee on her. Perhaps he was excited but I had to apologize profusely and was quite surprised to learn of his behavior.
He drank beer with me.
He hit on women with me.
He loved me.
I loved him.
When, after haven't seeing him for any given period of time he'd always remember me and welcome me with a warm embrace. We'd remenisce. I'd talk to him about all kinds of things and to this day he's probably one of few to hear my deepest and darkest secrets.
Raleigh became sick a few days ago and unfortunately passed away just last night. Please join me and commemorating Raleigh, the mother fucking man. He was simply the most awesome dude in the history of dudes.
Rest In Peace, brother!
(I've got plenty more pictures that I may incorporate in near posts but these are the ones I could gather relatively fast)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-05 13:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-28 10:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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I wonder if this kid straps a helmet on before logging in?
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I wonder if after you get done following me around like a lost puppy if you lift your leg or squat while peeing?
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>>Pees<<
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:24:24 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's a boxer hbts. I'm pretty much the Dian Fossey of boxers, and trust me, the boxer is *always* the top. ALWAYS. and they're leg men.
no offence tiger.
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I'll do some research on www.beastforum.com before undertaking this, obviously.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's a boxer hbts. I'm pretty much the Dian Fossey of boxers, and trust me, the boxer is *always* the top. ALWAYS. and they're leg men.
no offence tiger.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent bit of writing there, reminds me of me.
Dogs are rubbish though, you'd be far better off carving your sentimental organ out of your chest and replacing it with a lump of coal. Then you'll be implacable and immune to cravings of companionship. You can be a proper bastard like the good old boys
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 04:36:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd hit it.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-25 21:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a boxer "Cleveland", named after those perennial under-achievers the beng..no wait, those other under-acheivers, the english football tea...no, no, that's not it...<drums fingers>....hmmmm....oh yes that's it, the Browns. I did a kind of audible "heh" when I read your dog was from Baltimore, the same city that cunt art modell moved them to.....boxers are hands down the best breed in the world.
+2 your dog. no, not your girlfriend. your dog. your *boxer*.
jesus.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-25 21:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That sucks.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-25 12:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-25 12:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In a rare moment of sincerity, I say sorry for your loss, sweety.
He looks a real cool dog.
He was your buddy. Life sucks sometimes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-25 11:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know what it's like, memories are wonderful things.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-25 10:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You have my condolences. It's always tough to lose a doggy.
Now if YOU had suddenly passed, I probably would have just dropped a -2 and a "buahahahahahaah".
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-25 08:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah,when i put "The Maxx" down (hand me down bordercollie/lab mix) i felt pretty horrible.
Dante (my american bulldog/bullmastiff) isnt even a year old yet and i know ill be bretty bad off when its his time.
you sir may be a cock, but i feel your pain
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-11-25 05:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i may not like to have any pets, but this was good. may THE MAN rest well.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-25 03:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to hear but hey, that's life too.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-25 03:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-25 01:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Were you with him when he died? I had to put my golden retriever of 8 years to sleep last month, and I was there with him at his death, one of the hardest things in my life.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-25 00:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most of the time you're a cock...tonight you're not.
I feel your pain brother.
My pup is 3 1/2 and I'd be a wreck without him, even though he is goofy fucker.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-11-24 23:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We had a Boxer from when I was born until I was 15, although we, my parents, had his ears trimmed to make him a "proper Boxer"- I like the floppy ears myself. He was the most fun dog I've ever had. (Nice angle on your story, btw, beautiful dog, too.)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-24 23:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like he was a good dude.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-24 22:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-11-24 21:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Fills glass, nods in general direction*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-24 21:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to say this was gayer than that fucking Aussie pop pop pop post.
Turns out it's just zoophilic.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-24 20:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Way to go for the easy 0, you sappy bastard.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-24 19:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That sucks.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-24 19:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This wasn't about a person at all!
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-11-24 19:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A giraffe tatoo?
Really?
*ponders*