Liquor Store (600 hits)
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Submitted by Pap Smirnoff <pap_smirnoff.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-03 22:47:32 EDT
On my way to the L.C.B.O.(Canadian Liquor store in Ontario) at like 5:20 pm, I only had
about 10 mins to get there. So I pull up and the guy is going to lock the doors, so I yell
"hold on" and he says "sorry were closed" so I yelled "like hell you are" and I threw my keys
through the door wile it was open and into the store. So the guy had to let me in so I could
get my keys and get my booze. He was soooo fucking pissed off but, I could tell he had some
respect it was an old school Dan Marino throw! It was perfect went down the isle! and all I said
when I went in was JUKED!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-04 13:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My humblest apologies then Pap, and no need to post the license.
Submitted by PapSmirnoff (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:08:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 23:44:34 (#)
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Submitted by PapSmirnoff (user info) at 2003-05-19 18:35:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
14 years old to be exact thank you!
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Busted! Why not lie about something a little (or a lot) more interesting.
Goodnight.
Saracasm and in that picture. Thats my finger juice pic from holland in 97. Anyhow Im 19 turning 20 October 28th 1983. Ill post my license if you dudes dont believe me. I dont post bullshit. And lie about my age.
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That was cool. I don't know why, but it just was.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-08-04 01:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yea, sorry. it did that thing.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-08-04 01:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he was 14 in the picture. not now.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-08-04 01:13:59 EDT (#)
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he was 14 in the picture. not now.
Submitted by jake_plummer (user info) at 2003-08-04 01:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong with me, why am i the only person who truly appreciates this wonderful masterpiece?
Pap, cool fuckin story. Keep it up dude!
jAkE
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-04 00:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by sendmehatemail (user info) at 2003-08-04 00:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you cant not like a guy who will risk walking home for a beer.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 23:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PapSmirnoff (user info) at 2003-05-19 18:35:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
14 years old to be exact thank you!
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Busted! Why not lie about something a little (or a lot) more interesting.
Goodnight.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 23:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's that name that begby uses on Trainspotting to describe someone? Something like "he was a true shy-stee cunt" (thats what it sounded like)
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-03 23:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're such a fucking retard man. ha.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 23:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There is no way in fucking hell you are 18 and therefore legal to buy liquor in Canada, dumbass, or wasn't your name Jim?
Go here and tell me if you agree anyone: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1053379757482510539
Clever idea nonetheless but I would have slapped you silly then thrown you out of the shop.
Submitted by MAB (user info) at 2003-08-03 22:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh, pretty smooth, i would've just tried to bargain with the guy. +1 for cleverness.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-03 22:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And you thought you should SHARE?
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Submitted by PapSmirnoff (user info) at 2003-08-03 22:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
while not wile haha!
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-03 22:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dang canucks.. I dont understand much of this.. But good for you for standing up the man