Six word story. (1800 hits)
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Submitted by Tactile Ire (View user info) at 2007-11-25 21:53:57 EST
When challenged to write a story in six words, Hemingway came up with:
"For Sale: Baby shoes, never worn."
Ripping off that idea, there's a new book out where a whole bunch of authors and celebs and even some real people write their autobiography in six words. Flicking through it, I couldn't help but think of my favourite cesspool, and what fetid fungoid fuckery would grow here...
Mine would be something like:
"Gave up drugs. Life got worse."
Or maybe
"Fucking Ubersite, leave my head meats!"
Over to you, Ubervore...
User Reviews
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-11-30 09:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
bish bash bosh,lost the dosh.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bitch set me up.
I win.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-27 23:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit....it had to be done.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:59:23 EST (#)
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"Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:22:24 EST (#)
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But whom killed him, and why? "
winnar.
Submitted by ksj3888 (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Build and Destroy. Great living.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damnit
how about:
Seadog logged in on my computer.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Duke sux like a fat chick.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bush is a great big asshole.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes we have no bananas today
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
All my posts will probably suck
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good morning Starshine, shut up Hippy!
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Death is the road to awe.
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The Fountain?
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a retarded Palestinian Lemur.
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I'd like to take that back.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113406
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Anus always tells a story.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck bad bitches, smoke big blunts.
Not really though, you'll get stids or got to jail.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber died today, I'm going outside
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ass-fucked mom, got aids, died.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-27 08:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he fought; they won
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 04:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uh, sorry, wrong post, my bad.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 04:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Huh? Hasn't this been done already?
Submitted by ELG (user info) at 2007-11-27 01:32:11 EST (#)
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Seriously, I'll be right back. Promise.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-27 00:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
went to thailand, brought back AIDS
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-26 23:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Big bitches bring bad karma baby
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-26 23:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh, another list I didn't make...
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-11-26 22:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Swallow what I give you, bitch.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-26 20:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, don't be such a pansy.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-26 20:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno, I didn't push it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-26 20:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What does this red button do?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-26 20:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't push the bright red button.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-26 19:44:46 EST (#)
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Don't push the bright red button.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-11-26 18:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be in the basement, Ramsey
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Everything changed after the bike wreck.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(that was Six Word Story, The Sequel, btw)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The bespermed arches trampled his corpse.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
her toes weren't soaked, you lied
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-26 15:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He spermed her feet, then died.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-26 15:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The blood dribbled hot and stinky.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-11-26 15:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bar too far, for faye, unfair
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 15:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
From afar to bar by car.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-11-26 15:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My fair pair fares well, afar
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They should have paid the ransom.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your affair fairs well, nice pair.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Faye's fair fur is my affair
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:57:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fairs are where our wears fair.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a retarded Palestinian Lemur.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
strong and black like my men
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the damage was swift, and hard.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:05:50 EST (#)
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Death is the road to awe.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fairs are where our wears fair.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:45:44 EST (#)
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where then were your wares when?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:25:03 GMT (#)
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When your wares wear then where?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She said she was a virgin.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When your wares wear then where?
Submitted by snowball (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:22:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Atoms
Adam Ad'em
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Complained.Big mistake.raped again.Damn!
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cold Shower.Dirty men.Arse raped.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:15:23 EST (#)
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i robbed.Got caught.Found guilty
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:12:36 EST (#)
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You Asked. I answered. Move On.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up below pls
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The point is over your head.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what is the point of this?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Daddy hasn't called, now I'm showing.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"God Dammit! Now I am pregnant."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your hole.
NOT you.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Penis. Previously Worked Well, now dead.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pop singers and children don't mix.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:22:41 GMT (#)
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I came. Too Soon. Yet Again!
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He's useless, I'll have a wank.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I came. Too Soon. Yet Again!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Birth. My back really hurt. Death.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Birth. My back hurt. Death.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Last three years wasted on Ubersite."
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We should do it better everyday.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Nigger's lips saved the day.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck up, fucked up, getting fucked.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have my detractors in Washington.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Laughed loud, cried silent, smiled always.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
6 million Jews just wasn't enough.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even when on another users post.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're not the boss of me!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob Berg - replies to every review.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-26 04:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bacon tastes good. PORKchops taste good.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-26 04:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Longed for love, died with cats.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-26 04:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-11-26 04:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Rob Berg. Have sex with me.
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BLARF.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-11-26 04:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Rob Berg. Have sex with me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-26 04:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-26 04:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob Berg. Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-26 04:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob Berg. Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-26 04:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Life takes practice - so suit up.
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bonus:
I got a million of 'em.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-26 03:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The best YOU - you can be.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-26 02:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-40 celcius was just TOO cold...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-26 02:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-11-26 00:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wedding ring: For sale, never worn.
Better than Hemingways anyhow.
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Haha yeh you keep telling yourself that.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-26 02:05:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sam i am. you turd. fuck.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-26 02:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I do not like seafood extender
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-26 01:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
be cool, stay high, bye bye.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-26 01:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I ass fucked Method's Mom. Twice.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-26 00:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Hemingway's version is much sadder.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-11-26 00:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wedding ring: For sale, never worn.
Better than Hemingways anyhow.
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2007-11-26 00:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bad tacos. Where's the toilet key?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-26 00:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Lost everything in some meaningful music
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-11-26 00:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm constantly falling short of myself.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-25 23:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Turns out life is quite expensive.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-25 23:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who says money doesn't buy happiness?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-25 23:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN GHEY MENZ, ur gay. okay.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-25 23:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am the people's almighty savior.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-11-25 23:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am smarter than you, period.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-11-25 23:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess I wasn't mankind's savior
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-25 23:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was here, now I'm gone.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-25 23:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make yourself happy. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-25 23:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Life sucks, so wear a helmet.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fire came. Burned alive in shower.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One leaf, innumerable bursts of wind
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Got twenty dollars in my pocket.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And, technically, it's six-word biographies.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No shit, I read this last night at Barnes & Noble. 'Best American Non-Required Reading 2007.'
Word for word, practically. Paraphrased.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like steak, chopped in bits.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's one in two.
Fuck you.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But whom killed him, and why?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fucked Netimportant. Went crazy. Will die.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucked too many dudes. Got syphilis.
:'(
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Police only found half a hand"
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The foetus exploded. Should use lube.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-25 22:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't punch my balls again, asshole.