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Submitted by DonovanMD (View user info) at 2007-11-25 23:20:46 EST
The Saskatchewan Roughriders are kings of the Canadian Football world. They beat the Winnipeg BlueBombers 23-19 tonight in the Championship game.
Here's a quick coles notes on the Roughriders, their annoying fans, the CFL and Canadian geography.
Enjoy.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-11-26 15:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't ask me why I noticed this, but I'm giving this a +2 because, other than being funny, it is also leet.
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I did not read this post but judging by the length of it you seem like you could be an asset to my organization. Therefore, You have been considered to be a possible ally in my Dubious Crime Assassination Squad.
As a token of my appreciation, I hand you this +1. Use it wisely. You are welcome to pledge as soon as Open Enrollment starts. If you get accepted, I will personally hand you a +2 whenever I come across a good post with your moniker on it.
I'm guessing you have some kind of awkward hand turkey skills or maybe you're some sort of MSpaint Zen Master. Those will look good on your resume.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:11:28 EST (#)
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At first glance, I thought it said "2007 GHEY CUP CHAMPIONS" on the bottom picture.
God I need caffeine.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a silly game
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
post more about hockey pls
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I played football against the Ismail brothers in high school.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Informative, but you lose a point because that Westwood player is wearing one of Orphelia's teeth around his neck.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:26:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-25 23:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Canadian rednecks? What's next, monarchist Americans?
This was actually quite interesting.
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canadian rednecks?!
proud to be a canadian, pass me another eskimo
proud to be a canadian, hold my seat while i fuck her up the asshole.
indeed.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
go fucking BLOO!
i haven't watched merican football in 13 years.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
or did that negro just steal the second ball.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:00:53 EST (#)
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this is very informative. But just quickly, that play in the bottom picture, with the two balls. How does that work exactly? Like what if the quarterback fumbles on his sneak, and the guy running the reverse evades everybody and slips down the touchline, but meanwhile the defence is ploughing up the field the other way with the quarterbacks ball, and the running back is spiking his ball in the endzone, and the offensive teams' coach is throwing his headgear on the ground in disgust, even though his other guy just scored a touchdown, and the defensive guy - maybe a strong safety, is still evading the chasing pack, high-stepping away from flailing arms and nearly at the 20, and whoever your canadian pat sommerall is is all monotone in the background going "touchdown Saskatchewan", and then, THEN, the strong safety, his ball gets stripped and falls neatly into the arms of a really fast wide receiver who's just gone to ground at his feet in a woeful attempt to tackle him but the strong safety had stepped out of it but then and even faster wide receiver had knocked the ball free and it falls into the arms of the wide receiver on the ground, who then gets up (untouched) and runs straight up the middle right past the quarterback (who is still all arse in the air helmeted-head resting on his forearms on the ground wondering 'what the fuck have I done') and is about to score a second touchdown but then runs right into his special teams who are about to take the kick for the running back's touchdown, and all of a sudden the kicking team are thinking they must of misheard the play and they're going for a two point conversion and have fucked it, then the wide receiver gets up, having mistaken his kicking team for defensive guys, and throws the ball to a blinking kicker and then thumps his chest with both thumbs screaming yee-oaaaaaaaah! FIRST DOWN 'EH!!
what then? you know exactly.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-26 04:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Saskatchewan!
(I had to click back to your post about 8 times to make sure I spelled "saskatchewan" correctly)
(I'm still not sure if I got it down.)
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-26 01:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the team just for the fact that there's not as many niggers as there are in my Raider Nation.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-11-26 01:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The "Welcome to Regina" sign has some sort of stupid design on it that looks like a deformed letter U. It also has the name "Regina" above it. The connection is simple.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-26 01:17:38 EST (#)
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GO ESKIMOS!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-26 01:16:31 EST (#)
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Interesting piece of information.
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2007-11-26 00:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't cheer for Sask because they beat my Lions in the west final. Fuckers. Good history lesson however.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-25 23:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Canadian rednecks? What's next, monarchist Americans?
This was actually quite interesting.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-25 23:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for reasons beyond your comprehension.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-11-25 23:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AUTO CFL -2 DIE GHAAAAA!!!!
I forgot to mention my favourite thing about tonights game, the D lineman for the Blue Bombers who's named Tom Canada, but who is American and played for Cal.