That Is a Tasty Burger. (2573 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 0.7 on 168 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2007-11-26 05:08:12 EST
Friday gone I made some tasty burgers with my porcelain lady friend. As vegetarians, it's important to fool yourself into thinking you're eating something that isn't just a pale imitation of meat. To that end, a lot of extras are thrown into the mix. To make tasty vegetarian burgers you will need:
However many veggie burgers you want. Personally, I'd go with one in each bun, as two can be rather... heavy on the old stomach. You could make your own, but we just bought them from Tesco. Eight for £1.29 = bargain!
Cheese. We used a hard strong cheddar. It was excellent.
Tomatoes, lettuce, grated carrot and onions. All of these are optional, but I'd recommend them all, particularly the carrot as it's not often used in the burger world. I think this is a mistake.
Olives. Again, optional, but does a lot for the flavour. The more flavours the better I reckon, but at the same time be sparing. I slice them into 3 so they're like little bits of olivey joy when you find them. I also just used green ones with pimento, but feel free to experiment.
Mayonnaise. And not tonnes of it damnit, just enough to cover the bread with a light coating. Too much and you will over saturate and end up with soggy buns. This is unacceptable.
The bun should be granary. White bread is tasteless and should only be eaten by poor Scottish people who live in high rise flats in the Gorbals.
The construction is also important. If you don't put the ingredients together in the right order, it will be structurally unsound.
Begin by cutting your roll in half and admiring the granary goodness. Have a good sniff as there's nothing like a good roll! Put a bed of lettuce on the bottom half and then place your burger on top. Slice your cheese and completely cover the burger. Put your olives on top of the cheese and tomato, carrot and onion on top of the olives. Lightly mayo the top half of your roll and you're good to go.
Pictorial evidence below.
User Reviews
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-03 09:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hah!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-13 22:06:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-14 02:33:17 GMT (#)
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See I got an e-mail with the same title today, but it was about this
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/02/13/cop_upset_by_sentences_for_pot_chefs/2351/
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"It's OK to hurt an officer"
Since when has pot hurt anyone?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-02-13 21:33:17 EST (#)
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See I got an e-mail with the same title today, but it was about this
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/02/13/cop_upset_by_sentences_for_pot_chefs/2351/
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 21:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not compared to a real burger.
Entertaining tale, however.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-13 21:01:17 EST (#)
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Urgh, God man, put your ugly mug away, you are scaring the baby.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-13 21:00:39 EST (#)
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Iffin it ain't cow or pig, fuck it.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-02-13 20:49:26 EST (#)
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Bullshit.
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-08 08:59:41 EST (#)
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Sadly not.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-08 08:15:22 EST (#)
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Hurty - www.internetisseriousbusiness.com - was this done by one of your classmates?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-08 05:30:09 EST (#)
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Since my head is shaved...
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-12-08 04:41:03 EST (#)
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Way to gay up mohawks, now to looks super sweet and patronize Native Americans I have to take it a step farther with dyes and what not
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 07:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't believe my naked glory doesn't do as well as your bonkeyed pussy burger.
I crown thee King of Whoring The Hits.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
every two weeks i look at the jew fall on his face and the two kids barfing the light of god.
it absolutely kills me every time.
its the funniest thing ive seen here.
at my last employers, i had to go to the can for a cry.
dont know what does it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-28 07:55:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:44:32 GMT (#)
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BTW
what about some more shoop de whoop?
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Do you really like it that much?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-28 07:44:32 EST (#)
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BTW
what about some more shoop de whoop?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:54:31 EST (#)
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Hurtys spunk is a good hangover cure.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:46:20 EST (#)
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I really didn't need to know about your spunk hurty. I'm hungover and that just wasn't cool.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:31:01 EST (#)
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It is sweeter. And if he likes curry/ fish/ garlic/ booze/ kebabs ALOT then, man, oh you can TELL.
So Hurty, what you are saying is you have sweet tasting spunk?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:04:36 EST (#)
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I've never been able to confirm or disconfirm this theory, but ladies, apparently the ejaculate of someone who has a good veggie diet is far more palatable than that of a meat eater.
Any takers to try this out?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:00:46 EST (#)
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He eats vegetarian bacon toe. Mmmm just love those slices of chemically flavoured Quorn.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:46:03 EST (#)
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I'm sorry, i'm a little stunned. you mean....you don't eat bacon? I ...I...
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-27 06:18:58 EST (#)
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-2 vegetarianism.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 03:23:49 EST (#)
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145 reviews on a post about you being too poofy to eat meat.
Go and eat a rare steak and be a man!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-27 02:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:03:31 EST (#)
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go see 'No COuntry for Old Men'
masterful piece of movie making
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Gotta Call BULLSHIT! on this one
saw it last night
HOOOOOOOOOOOO HUMMMMMMMMMMMM!
not crap but the coen bros phoned it in
too many Fatal Flaws!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll do a post about it tommorow so everone can get pissed....but i'm right
you'll see
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-11-26 23:02:49 EST (#)
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If it never mooed, then a burger it ain't
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-11-26 22:29:37 EST (#)
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beetroot!
where's you're fucking beetroot.
re the bread, interestinglh enough in the olden days white bread was the choice of the wealthy and brown was all the poor got.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-11-26 21:39:18 EST (#)
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GAY!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-26 20:00:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-26 02:43:05 PST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:35:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:29:39 GMT (#)
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My point is that what you ate wasnt Haggis! It was a vegetarian parcel wrapped in something vegetarian and not Haggis. Definately not Haggis and so shouldnt be labeled Haggis.
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A valid point, but it tastes and looks like haggis. I don't really know what else they'd call it. Haveggiegis?
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I dont know but not Haggis as it isnt haggis. Maybe they should come up with their own original name for it. They just seem to have no imagination for their own titles.
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You guys are silly.
Silly guys.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-26 17:49:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-26 17:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're the male me. Meaning that you and I are the only Uber people I can think of who can rack up a decent rating on a lot of reviews on an utterly pointless and banal post, such as this one. Or my last one.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Entertaining post, but veggie burgers taste awful. Not "not hamburger" awful, but just plain awful. Sad but true. Do you eat fish or shellfish?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-26 15:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tesco vege burgers taste like cardboard. fact.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:57:14 EST (#)
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hahahaha......soooosh!
or all my fans will come sweeping in and this place will get too crowded.
*crickets*
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:53:22 EST (#)
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errr... two below now. From then, of course.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:52:43 EST (#)
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yeah, then you just created a new account.
Bad-ass mother fucker below.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:52:41 EST (#)
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I knew it.
Orphelia's stench brings all the deformed doggies to the yard and they're all like:
"NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM"
...
...
I seem to have misplaced my daily psychotropic medications.
:(
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:51:09 EST (#)
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there was a time when I had 100 posts and my rating was 1.5
then my head slipped outta my ass
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CJ really! I thought better of you. Funny how quickly you can go off people.
But yes, you are right, I do! hehe.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:48:51 EST (#)
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Yes, but you get the good grades and uber college offers :(
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:46:16 EST (#)
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actually no, i made all the numbers up but i had fun.
you are popular and you get all the hot chicks.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:45:25 EST (#)
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Awww, muddy...didja count that all by yourself? Lighten up, bucko. The sooner you realize that I'm more uber popular the sooner you can let go. It's okay...life is measured by two things. Uber ratings and uber hits. LIFE
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:44:51 EST (#)
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You have been considered to be a possible ally in my Dubious Crime Assassination Squad.
As a token of my appreciation, I hand you this +1. Use it wisely. You are welcome to pledge as soon as Open Enrollment starts. If you get accepted, I will personally hand you a +2 whenever I come across a good post with your moniker on it.
BTW, Don't tell anyone you eat veggie burgers. Those are for sissies and the Dubious Crime Assassination Squad doesn't support Closet Rainbows.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:44:46 EST (#)
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You betcha, Orphlexia.
Either that or stale pus from a day-old popped zit.
*licks lips*
Is anyone else here getting hungry?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:43:50 EST (#)
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"I'm a hitwhoring machine when I want to be."
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Really?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113101 - 108 reviews - 26 are sicosemen
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108529 - 99 reviews - 21 are sicosemen
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100526 - 74 reviews - 23 are sicosemen
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99732 - 115 reviews - 26 are sicosemen.
and the last one you just pasted - 67 reviews - 18 are sicosemen
its easy to get to heated when you are 1 out of every for reply on a post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:42:56 EST (#)
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http://stupid-ideas.blogspot.com/2004/11/things-not-to-do-on-unicycle.html
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who tastes of rancid dolphin semen? Me?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:42:11 EST (#)
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that is not a burger it is a veggie sammich. I have eaten vegetarian several times, I was married to her.
the thing that is most ammusing is the way that these veggie products are made to resemble and then named after meat products. in some ways I think this insistence to name veggie products after meat counterparts is an attempt to make them more palatable and attractive to people who are not vegetarian. or it's just complete laziness but I lean more toward the devious alternative offered before. vegetarians are scheming little fucks and believe everyone should live like they do because only then will the planets animals enjoy peace and we'll stop wasting the other food resources on raising the meat and we'll be more healthy and blah blah blah. some of their ideology is actually fairly accurate but when it's force fed it loses any kind of luster or appeal. besides I make one hell of a mean steak and burger and beer can chicken and grilled shrimp and mmmm MEEEEAAAT!
Let me give you a very fair example of the rigidity of vegetarians, when they join us for dinner it is expected that we make a concession to provide them an alternative to the meat entree but if we join them for dinner there will be no such concession instead it is assumed that you will eat the tofu or curd or whatever the fuck they put in front of you or go hungry. EVERY vegetarian I've known has been this way.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:41:20 EST (#)
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*Snicker*
I said "beat EI off".
Man, I'm making all SORTS of Freudian slips, today...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not gay...I fuck female caribous.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:40:02 EST (#)
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Um.
I think sico'd have to beat EI off, first.
He's been pretty much welded there for the last few weeks.
You must taste of rancid dolphin semen.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico put your head between my motherly breasts and let it all out - it is ok to be gay , you know?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:34:18 EST (#)
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take for example http://www.ubersite.com/m/113020 which should've been off the front page in a matter of minutes. Because I'm so uber popular and I changed the TCP/IP coding it didn't.
fuck....who am I a kidding,,,,,,, I'm a miserable twat who hates the world.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:31:45 EST (#)
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he's as funny as a cock in a sock........oh hang on
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:31:19 EST (#)
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no, fuck you, nutjuggler
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:30:55 EST (#)
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'pile of spunk'
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Mmmmmmm.
Just like Mom used to make.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico is the funniest guy on here, the rabid chipmonk pile of spunk.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:28:43 EST (#)
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FUCK YOU MUDDY...I WILL TOO
the thing is, dickwad...any post I want to get heated does. It's all about how/what you present. I'm a hitwhoring machine when I want to be.
I don't like blatant "should be on instant messenger" shit on MY or ANY post. I'm the fucking Uber POLICEMAN and you WILL like it!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
EI makes me smile today.
:)
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Oddly enough, so is sico.
*waits for Armageddon*
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:26:01 EST (#)
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good ole sico
we'll see no such complaints on days when his posts get circle jerked to the heated list.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excuse me, but I haven't played all day.
Sico, you just wanna be an honourary Brit. Join in the gayness, you know you like it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:18:50 EST (#)
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Awwww poor scissorman, feeling left out. I know you want to be the meat in the hurty, EI sandwich and although your penis can almost be considered as a clit you are not getting in.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:14:29 EST (#)
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ATTN: Hurty, Efisting, and Oriphice
This little circle of gayness where you 'play' on each other's posts is downright fucking retarded. It's almost as faggoty as the style of review chaos does.
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Know what I mean?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:12:12 EST (#)
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Ah he even went to the trouble of setting out two plates of food. One for him, one for his 'girlfriend'. That is staging.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:11:12 EST (#)
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That bonkeyed freak is so furious, I hope he has gone to the pub to pour vodka into his eyes
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:10:26 EST (#)
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BONKEYE FREE ZONE
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:09:39 EST (#)
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Hurty thinks he is Gordon Ramsey. And his girlf is all in his head. Bless. It's just his shadow he can see with his bonkeye.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:08:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 19:03:29 GMT (#)
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i think you may of miscounted
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ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:03:29 EST (#)
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i think you may of miscounted
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:03:26 EST (#)
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Leave it to Apollo to monitor my uber existence. That guys is such class it makes my shins cry.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:02:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 19:01:18 GMT (#)
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Shut it you hungarian gypsy. No wonder your girlfriend has to be made out of porcelin, no one would be seen in public with that monstrosty! BONKEYED GYPO.
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Number of girlfriends that Andy has = 1
Number of girlfriends that EI has = 0
The facts speak for themselves buddy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:01:18 EST (#)
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Shut it you hungarian gypsy. No wonder your girlfriend has to be made out of porcelin, no one would be seen in public with that monstrosty! BONKEYED GYPO.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:57:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 18:51:51 GMT (#)
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get that bumfluff on your head sorted out
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When you stop taking styling tips from Sonic the Hedgehog, I'll stop cutting my own hair.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:52:58 EST (#)
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and get that headfluff on your bum sorted out.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:51:51 EST (#)
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get that bumfluff on your head sorted out
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:27:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-11-26 17:04:46 GMT (#)
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sorry for the -2, but I don't like vegetarians. We are omnivores - that means that we eat anything that we can cram into our mouths. Plus, what are your reasons? The only thing that tastes good and isn't candy of some kind of meat, any kind of meat. I'd understand if you stayed away from McDonalds' chicken nuggets, but a nice medium rare steak never hurt anyone...
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I've listed my reasons for being a vegetarian already on this post. It's not my fault if you're too lazy to find them. What are your reasons for not liking vegetarians? The fact that they've made a choice different to your own?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:22:33 EST (#)
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Sicos constant berating of me only serves as illustration of the fact he is deeply in love with me.
The camwhore will come all in good time. Don't you folks know how long it takes to apply that much make up? hehe.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:07:55 EST (#)
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lol
semen is taking the piss out of someones camwhore.
this coming from the 'man' who has posted a picture of his penis and a naked picture of some skank he was doing.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Harlot, below. You said that you would be camwhoring very soon so FUCKING do it, you classless shit heart. It would be in your best interest, anyhow, as you couldn't possibly do worse than your last camwhore. It might increase your stock with me anyhow. Maybe I'll allow you to lick the shaft instead of only allowing you to lick my hairy, wrinkled balls. Perhaps even after your 3rd camwhore I'll allow you to put the tip in your mouf. Yes, mouf.
peace...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 12:49:55 EST (#)
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Since you ask so nicely, no.
My camwhoring now would only send your self esteem into a irreversible downwards spiral. As you wallow in the awe of my beauty your life would become meaningless, well, even more so, and your own pathetic ego would wither hindering you to terminate your own sad, lonely exisitence, leaving Uber to breathe a colllective sigh of relief. All but me, I would weep at the loss of your third grade, playground bully taunts and sorely miss the camwhores of your spindley, third world frame and bloated, pudding face.
Or something. Either way, no.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 12:29:27 EST (#)
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Cunt below. Do camwhore immediately so I can make fun of you, please.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 12:14:48 EST (#)
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Why is this on most heated?
And you are spelling it wrong. Not Porcelain Lady but Porcelain Laddy. Gay.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-11-26 12:04:46 EST (#)
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sorry for the -2, but I don't like vegetarians. We are omnivores - that means that we eat anything that we can cram into our mouths. Plus, what are your reasons? The only thing that tastes good and isn't candy of some kind of meat, any kind of meat. I'd understand if you stayed away from McDonalds' chicken nuggets, but a nice medium rare steak never hurt anyone...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:54:34 EST (#)
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Haha, sure dude. Nobody would notice your accents in Edinburgh anyway, there's hardly anyone Scottish there.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:50:30 EST (#)
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can i bring my kids to your country?
http://news.scotsman.com/education.cfm?id=1845452007
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:43:09 EST (#)
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Where's the beef?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:39:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:38:06 GMT (#)
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i don't know what that means but I won't hold that against you.
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Random bollocks really. Drogo has an inflatable girlfriend, I ordered mine from Royal Doulton. Hence, porcelain. It's a bit sad hey?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:38:06 EST (#)
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i don't know what that means but I won't hold that against you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:33:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:31:07 GMT (#)
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ok
your salad looks lovely.
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Made by the hands of my porcelain lady.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:31:07 EST (#)
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ok
your salad looks lovely.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:28:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:26:40 GMT (#)
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sorry sir but to the best of your knowledge mohawks are acceptable forms of hair style so excuse me if I lend no weight to your knowledge.
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You cannot tell in these splendid photo's my man, but my head is currently unadorned with this style of hair you call 'mohawk'. Verily, it is a shaven thing of beauty.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:26:40 EST (#)
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sorry sir but to the best of your knowledge mohawks are acceptable forms of hair style so excuse me if I lend no weight to your knowledge.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:21:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:17:25 GMT (#)
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yeah I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
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Well in that case, to the best of my knowledge we are omnivores (we eat everything) and so limiting oneself to a vegetarian diet is not against out nature.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:17:25 EST (#)
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yeah I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
Please try to pay attention.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:16:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:13:51 GMT (#)
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here's a question...aren't we scientifically categorized as carnivores? Wouldn't that make being vegetarian against our nature?
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I thought we were classed as omnivores? Surely carnivore means you eat only meat?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:13:51 EST (#)
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here's a question...aren't we scientifically categorized as carnivores? Wouldn't that make being vegetarian against our nature?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:04:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:03:12 GMT (#)
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+2 for further encouraging me to go back to vegetarianism.
I did the vegetarian thing throughout my 20s. Got a little apathetic when I hit 30. However, I still don't eat red meat, pork, or chicken, but I do eat seafood.
I ought to just go back to the veggie way of life. I got/get plenty of protein through soy, whey, flax, and legumes.
Boca burgers RAWK! I like the garlic ones. Do you get them in Britian?
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I did enjoy a Boca burger or two when living in the states. Sadly you don't get them over here. I wish you did actually, since they were very tasty!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-26 11:03:12 EST (#)
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+2 for further encouraging me to go back to vegetarianism.
I did the vegetarian thing throughout my 20s. Got a little apathetic when I hit 30. However, I still don't eat red meat, pork, or chicken, but I do eat seafood.
I ought to just go back to the veggie way of life. I got/get plenty of protein through soy, whey, flax, and legumes.
Boca burgers RAWK! I like the garlic ones. Do you get them in Britian?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:49:42 EST (#)
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just eat meat you poof.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:37:41 EST (#)
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I'll keep an eye for it...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:43:05 EST (#)
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Should be: Areet?!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:42:24 EST (#)
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Hey, when you see a weather vane do you get confused? When you come to a street sign, how often do you make the wrong turn? Jesus died on a line, didn't he? It must suck having two monitors, two t.v.'s for everything huh? Shaving is out of the question so you nair?
Areet...is that more of a question or a statement. Select one of the following for me, please.
a. Areet.
C. Areet?
&. Areet!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:41:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 04:35:07 CST (#)
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A valid point, but it tastes and looks like haggis. I don't really know what else they'd call it. Haveggiegis?
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Vaggis.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:30:38 EST (#)
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you can fit your eyeballs in your flared nostrils.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:17:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:16:23 GMT (#)
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hAHAHA, you're really sensitive about this eye issue, eh? You shouldn't have let me known that, you cross-eyed fuck. This is ubersite...your eyes could be perfectly fine (WHICH THEY ARE NOT) and we'd still make fun of them.
Seriously, they can do corrective surgery for that unless you like looking at two different things at the same time. How'd you get a license like that, anyway?
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Ha. I'm not sensitive about them at all. Like I know one slightly points the wrong way, but so fuck? You'd be better off poking fun at my miserably small penis, incontinence and premature ejaculation problems.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:16:23 EST (#)
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hAHAHA, you're really sensitive about this eye issue, eh? You shouldn't have let me known that, you cross-eyed fuck. This is ubersite...your eyes could be perfectly fine (WHICH THEY ARE NOT) and we'd still make fun of them.
Seriously, they can do corrective surgery for that unless you like looking at two different things at the same time. How'd you get a license like that, anyway?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:11:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:07:01 GMT (#)
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yeah Coen brothers.
I'll have to see it again to make a final decision but it might be better than Fargo and The Big Lebowski.
There will be Oscars for the movie....Javier Bardem for sure.
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Holy fucking shit. Will put it at the top of my 'To Download' list.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:07:01 EST (#)
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yeah Coen brothers.
I'll have to see it again to make a final decision but it might be better than Fargo and The Big Lebowski.
There will be Oscars for the movie....Javier Bardem for sure.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:06:50 EST (#)
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no, seriously - they're fine. A little wonky perhaps, like your teeth...hadrians wall.....scotlands inability to not become politically independent...probably the walls fault...your mums cameltoe....anyway it's a big list. bigger than your boyfriends arse or alex fergusons ego.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:06:06 EST (#)
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Is that a Big Kahuna Burger?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:05:46 EST (#)
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Jesus. I knew Scotland was behind the times, but I didn't realise you were STILL stuck in the sepia-toned, melamine 70's.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:04:53 EST (#)
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Coen brothers right? It's not out here yet sadly.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 09:03:31 EST (#)
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go see 'No COuntry for Old Men'
masterful piece of movie making
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 08:57:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:56:46 GMT (#)
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Bottom picture....wonky tonk eyes. (one's looking at the camera and the other is checking out the ass on the neighbor taking out HIS trash)
Top picture....butt pirate variety of fag. (earing)
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Don't see it myself, but nevermind.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 08:56:46 EST (#)
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Bottom picture....wonky tonk eyes. (one's looking at the camera and the other is checking out the ass on the neighbor taking out HIS trash)
Top picture....butt pirate variety of fag. (earing)
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-11-26 08:55:18 EST (#)
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plant eater.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 08:43:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:38:35 GMT (#)
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jesus. don't you have optometrists in Britain?
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I really don't get all the obsession with my eyes. What the fuck is wrong with them exactly? I can see perfectly well and have been complimented on their hazelly shade in the past!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-11-26 08:38:35 EST (#)
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jesus. don't you have optometrists in Britain?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-26 08:20:58 EST (#)
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Whales may be pointless, but i was talking about wahles.
On a related topic,
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 08:17:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:15:55 GMT (#)
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Humor me....do you wear an earing in both ears or just one?
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One. The left.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 08:15:55 EST (#)
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Humor me....do you wear an earing in both ears or just one?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 08:01:06 EST (#)
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Whales are fucking pointless, so I'd agree with you on that one.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:50:36 EST (#)
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I reckon if a humpback wahle washed up on a beach in front of me and all i had to do was press a button to send it back to sea id just kick it in the head and call it a cunt instead.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:46:57 EST (#)
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no matter how hard you try...you can't make your eyes look right.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:44:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-26 12:44:03 GMT (#)
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Just get a Bruce Willis 'do! That's what i plan on doing. I love meat for many reasons. Beyond the great taste, i fucking hate animals.
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Do you mean his Die Hard look or his current one? I'm going to go for the Die Hard one, as I think it'll look ridiculous.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:44:03 EST (#)
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Just get a Bruce Willis 'do! That's what i plan on doing. I love meat for many reasons. Beyond the great taste, i fucking hate animals.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:39:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-26 12:36:30 GMT (#)
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Are you vego for moral reasons or otherwise? Like, a medical allergy to testosterone.
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I'm a veggie for a number of reasons. The main one being that I disagree with the wastes of the meat industry. I feel that it exploits humans as well as animals and try to avoid it. I'm not all right on about the rights of animals or whatever, but I think something needs to change.
It's interesting you should mention testosterone. One of the reasons for going bald is large amounts of testosterone. I'm going to be 22 shortly and am losing my hair. So, I'm manly enough, thanks.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:36:30 EST (#)
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Are you vego for moral reasons or otherwise? Like, a medical allergy to testosterone.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:34:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-26 12:32:32 GMT (#)
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ok, then
can a vegan grrl swallow?
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The one I slept with did. She was a lunatic though, and a goth. Very 'toothy' if you get my meaning.
Vegetarians don't have a problem with oral sex, it's only because it's come to be known as 'eating out' that people seem to think this. I'm not really sure why as the thought of eating a vagina is horrendous. I suppose there is more of an argument that semen is an animal byproduct, but it's not like men are exploited for their jism.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:32:56 EST (#)
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I love veggie burgers.
Morningstar Tomato Basil. They're small but they're goooood.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:32:32 EST (#)
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ok, then
can a vegan grrl swallow?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:31:00 EST (#)
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so then are they still vegetarian?
well i guess yer not eating for nourishmnet so no damage done
moot point
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:30:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-26 12:29:12 GMT (#)
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hey.
do vegetarians eat pussy?
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Yup.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:29:12 EST (#)
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hey.
do vegetarians eat pussy?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:25:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 12:04:41 GMT (#)
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I push back AND do circles? What's that make me?
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That makese you none more gay sir, none more gay.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:04:41 EST (#)
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I push back AND do circles? What's that make me?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:03:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-26 12:00:37 GMT (#)
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On the subject of imitation meat:
I used to work at a vegan pizzeria (yes, VEGAN, they used 'cashew cream' which is made of blended cashews and pear juice instead of cheese) and one of the things on the menu was a PEPPERONI PIZZA.
No shit, one of my jobs was to cut 'pepperoni shaped' circles out of strips of "not bacon" (fake vegetarian bacon) and put it on this cashewy, peary piece of shit.
WHY DO YOU ORDER A PEPPERONI PIZZA IF YOU ARE A FUCKING VEGAN.
Needless to say, i got fired after i raped a bunch of things.
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There was a cracking place that did vegan pizza in LA. Patties Pizza I think.
I quite like that 'fakey bacon' stuff. Probably the only processed veggie thing I buy with any regularity. I usually just eat it frozen, weeping in the dark in my flat because I'm a hideous freak who eats frozen soya products.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-26 07:00:37 EST (#)
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On the subject of imitation meat:
I used to work at a vegan pizzeria (yes, VEGAN, they used 'cashew cream' which is made of blended cashews and pear juice instead of cheese) and one of the things on the menu was a PEPPERONI PIZZA.
No shit, one of my jobs was to cut 'pepperoni shaped' circles out of strips of "not bacon" (fake vegetarian bacon) and put it on this cashewy, peary piece of shit.
WHY DO YOU ORDER A PEPPERONI PIZZA IF YOU ARE A FUCKING VEGAN.
Needless to say, i got fired after i raped a bunch of things.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:54:16 EST (#)
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What a thoughtful collection of pictures of your boyfriend.
You know you're only gay if you push back right?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:53:11 EST (#)
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Well then...obviously you didn't read this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100526
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:45:21 EST (#)
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All I got out of that post was a bunch of mens names and the word flop a few times. Seems like your little homo orgy didn't go to well. Run out of Cialis did ya, you impotent fuck.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:43:59 EST (#)
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Hurty, according to my handbook, Scotsmen are also fags. Sorry, mate. http://www.ubersite.com/m/91776
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:35:23 EST (#)
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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR HAPPY LITTLE GAYFEST CHAPS.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:27:31 EST (#)
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I LOVE VEGETARIANS!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:24:03 EST (#)
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Well according to my "Avoid Fags at All Costs" handbook, you are definitely and 100% fags, 100% of the time. Sorry, but you are therefore and hereto forward to be dubbed "fag." It's in the handbook so it must be true.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:16:36 EST (#)
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No you stupid swine, Englishmen are the bees knees
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:14:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:07:13 EST (#)
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Vegetarians are FAGS, actually I mean Hurty is a FAG.
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I echo this sentiment and add Englishmen to the list as well.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:11:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:26:05 EST (#)
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I don't know if you've ever eaten straight tofu, but it's pretty disgusting. The only reason I ever eat these kind of fake meat products is for convenience. I mean I can make my own burgers from lentils and stuff, but that is time consuming and expensive. These were just for quick enjoyment.
Personally, I don't eat processed veggie food very often. I don't think it's to fool people either, but quite a lot of the time these kind of products are more filling than say, a bunch of bean sprouts! And I didn't take any of that as judgemental or anything, seemed perfectly reasonable to me!
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I agree about straight tofu, although I'll cook with it (Chinese mostly). I can see your point on the convenience - take the *thing* out of the package, heat and eat. We omnivores do the same thing. I suppose one might refer to a veggie "burger" as a veggie "patty" to distinguish, but what would you call a veggie haggis if not "haggis"? Foodballoon? And what holds the components of the veggie foodballoon together if there's no animal products? Now I'm all confused.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:07:13 EST (#)
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Vegetarians are FAGS, actually I mean Hurty is a FAG.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 06:00:19 EST (#)
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Nice faggoty earing, but why did you photoshop the teeth that look like they were shaken and tossed in your mouth at birth? You're not fooling anyone.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:56:33 EST (#)
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Toast your buns, Hurty.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:52:12 EST (#)
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I once ate a vegetarian, tasted excellent.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:43:23 EST (#)
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You look like a toad only with worse hair.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:43:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:35:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:29:39 GMT (#)
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My point is that what you ate wasnt Haggis! It was a vegetarian parcel wrapped in something vegetarian and not Haggis. Definately not Haggis and so shouldnt be labeled Haggis.
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A valid point, but it tastes and looks like haggis. I don't really know what else they'd call it. Haveggiegis?
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I dont know but not Haggis as it isnt haggis. Maybe they should come up with their own original name for it. They just seem to have no imagination for their own titles.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:35:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:29:39 GMT (#)
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My point is that what you ate wasnt Haggis! It was a vegetarian parcel wrapped in something vegetarian and not Haggis. Definately not Haggis and so shouldnt be labeled Haggis.
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A valid point, but it tastes and looks like haggis. I don't really know what else they'd call it. Haveggiegis?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:29:41 EST (#)
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http://www.vegsoc.org/news/2001/burns.html
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:29:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:27:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:25:51 GMT (#)
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I'm with Skrap. Why do Veggies so desperately want to copy meat products? If you're veggie be proud and come up with your own names for your vegiie food. Leave the Burgers, sausages and stuff to Meat lovers.
Christ it really annoyed me when someone said they were having vegetarian Haggis! I mean WTF? How do you have a Vegetarian Haggis? It is impossible!
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See below Drogo.
There's a restaurant called 'The Ubiquitous Chip' near where I live. They do an excellent veggie haggis, proper home made and stuff. I had a veggi haggis out of a can once. It was a mistake I will not be repeating.
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My point is that what you ate wasnt Haggis! It was a vegetarian parcel wrapped in something vegetarian and not Haggis. Definately not Haggis and so shouldnt be labeled Haggis.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:28:36 EST (#)
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veggie haggis?
wat, you stuff sauerkraut into a cabbage?
wtf?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:27:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:25:51 GMT (#)
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I'm with Skrap. Why do Veggies so desperately want to copy meat products? If you're veggie be proud and come up with your own names for your vegiie food. Leave the Burgers, sausages and stuff to Meat lovers.
Christ it really annoyed me when someone said they were having vegetarian Haggis! I mean WTF? How do you have a Vegetarian Haggis? It is impossible!
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See below Drogo.
There's a restaurant called 'The Ubiquitous Chip' near where I live. They do an excellent veggie haggis, proper home made and stuff. I had a veggi haggis out of a can once. It was a mistake I will not be repeating.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:26:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:22:10 GMT (#)
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We may have had a herbivore/omnivore conversation before so I won't get into the relative merits of either, but I do wonder: Why do vegetarians strive to make passable (but ever-failing) vegetarian simulations of meat products? I mean, why a veggie "burger" or veggie "hot dogs" or any of the other veggie non-meat "meats"? Is it to fool yourselves or others into thinking that you're eating animals? Why not, say, just fill a good bun with a slab of tofu, lettuce, mayo, tomato, cheese, maybe a bit of salsa picante or Sriracha sauce and call it a veggie sammich?
Reading this it may sem that I'm being judgemental, provocative, and/or sarcastic; I'm not. Serious questions all. Enlighten me if you would be so kind.
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I don't know if you've ever eaten straight tofu, but it's pretty disgusting. The only reason I ever eat these kind of fake meat products is for convenience. I mean I can make my own burgers from lentils and stuff, but that is time consuming and expensive. These were just for quick enjoyment.
Personally, I don't eat processed veggie food very often. I don't think it's to fool people either, but quite a lot of the time these kind of products are more filling than say, a bunch of bean sprouts! And I didn't take any of that as judgemental or anything, seemed perfectly reasonable to me!
Orphelia, that is not my house! I don't even know what that shit is.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:25:51 EST (#)
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I'm with Skrap. Why do Veggies so desperately want to copy meat products? If you're veggie be proud and come up with your own names for your vegiie food. Leave the Burgers, sausages and stuff to Meat lovers.
Christ it really annoyed me when someone said they were having vegetarian Haggis! I mean WTF? How do you have a Vegetarian Haggis? It is impossible!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:22:26 EST (#)
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Crisp and dry???
That is so 1980s.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:22:10 EST (#)
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We may have had a herbivore/omnivore conversation before so I won't get into the relative merits of either, but I do wonder: Why do vegetarians strive to make passable (but ever-failing) vegetarian simulations of meat products? I mean, why a veggie "burger" or veggie "hot dogs" or any of the other veggie non-meat "meats"? Is it to fool yourselves or others into thinking that you're eating animals? Why not, say, just fill a good bun with a slab of tofu, lettuce, mayo, tomato, cheese, maybe a bit of salsa picante or Sriracha sauce and call it a veggie sammich?
Reading this it may sem that I'm being judgemental, provocative, and/or sarcastic; I'm not. Serious questions all. Enlighten me if you would be so kind.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:20:11 EST (#)
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is that last frame your best samuel l. jackson face?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:19:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-26 10:17:09 GMT (#)
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Jesus Hurty, you're so middle class. I'm totally going to send you an "Have I got News for You!" T-shirt.
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I love that show and enjoy feeling superior when I get jokes that my prole friends don't.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:17:09 EST (#)
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Jesus Hurty, you're so middle class. I'm totally going to send you an "Have I got News for You!" T-shirt.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-26 05:15:25 EST (#)
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veggie berger?
i bet yer fingers were scared during the first few bites.