bart bart we need a mobile ubersit (1261 hits)
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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2007-11-26 13:28:53 EST
Come on bart bart what are we paying you for here. I can't be the only one blocked at work having to uber on this new fangled phone thingy.
and even if I am this is me we're talking about
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Submitted by Tanatic (user info) at 2008-01-11 06:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Proxy it at work. ;)
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There shouldn't even be an immobile Ubersite.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-28 06:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, that's JUST what we need.
"OOOOH UBER, I am on the SUBWAY right now (more like SUBGAY! LOL!) and I just thought I would write this post while we travel along. Life is like a penis. It's so short when you view it passively, but when you really start to work at it, lube it up and start to grind against it with your pelvis, and spread your ass cheeks wide so it can make its entry, you realize just how long it is. I realized that I am no better than this homeless bloke next to me, lying in his own piss, drunk. He and I are two parts of the same whole, like the chocolate and the chip, and in this world we meld together in a seamless dance of life. Signed, a popular ubersite user."
Beacause you know they are the only ones who would a) get away with it and b) find it necessary to access ubersite on a train.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-11-27 23:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
did I just see 7 or 8 people +2 this? fuck it, I'm retiring, I'll check in every month or so to see if things have changed.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-11-27 23:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm some what glad I have such a shitty phone, otherwise i'd probably never read a book. But then again it would be nice to be able to take pictures, or harass my work mates with ringtones of music that I enjoy but they clearly wouldn't. ehh i'm happy paying only 40 dollars a month.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die bitch!
just trying to get some things going http://www2.ubersite.com/m/113415
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-27 08:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I cant imagine anytime I would want to look at Uber when im out and about, hangin in a club with some hotties coming over to chat.....
"Sorry ladies im reading muddys latest post, its shit as usual, would you prefer me to look at ChaosJesters? No? Well yes he is a fag and has a humongous head ahahahahahahhaahhaah, im so funny ,oh this is Uber by the way! What do you mean you havent heard of it?"
LOLZ ROLFMAO
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-27 08:39:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-11-26 15:26:57 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
If your phone has a browser, Ubersite should work fine on it. With bigger screens and standard browsers like the iPhone has, the future for mobile-only apps is bleak indeed.
it does on my iphone but on my blackberry you have to scroll to the bottom every time to get to the post/reviews. the left hand bar with the MVA etc is at the top and the 'good stuff' (LOL) is at the bottom.
A good solution would be for me to get a fucking life and to not use ubersite on either of my phones.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-27 02:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah I just found out that even at work I can peruse Uber on my cell phone!
it's terribly distracting and I don't get much work done but hell I work in a bong shop what is there to do? nothing, that's what.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-27 01:45:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-11-26 20:02:15 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
do we really?
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Nah.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-26 23:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
loki
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-11-26 23:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do we really?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-26 22:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Instead of worrying about how to use this stupid fucking phone, why don't you figure out how to use a treadmill.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-26 21:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wap.ubersite.com would be nice for smaller screen phones.... Either that or it'd be where we can upload porn so the noobs can slap one off to Urbane's glistening sausage fingers.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-26 19:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
get a phone that uses the "real" internet
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-26 19:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It actually works pretty well. I just have to get used to it but more importantly
I want to be special.
(cries)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-26 19:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NO WE DON'T.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-11-26 18:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just download Opera Mobile. It's almost as good as browsing on a PC. In fact, it has been downloaded as many times as Method's M.... uh, never mind.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-11-26 16:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If your phone has a browser, Ubersite should work fine on it. With bigger screens and standard browsers like the iPhone has, the future for mobile-only apps is bleak indeed.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-11-26 15:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bart gets paid for this stuff?
damn i'm in the wrong racket
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-26 15:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true. It is you.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-11-26 15:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
loki=auto+2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-26 15:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
iphone old egg, iphone
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd like to get me one of them ubersit's too.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
iphone old egg, iphone
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd rather be able to put pictures in my replies.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know that if Uber went mobile it would be less than one day before someone would hit a guardrail on the interstate Ubering on their way home. Or start posting drunken pub pics/rape video/other evidence because it seems like a good idea at the time.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You need to "Ubersit" Your ass back down and get back to work.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop trying to eat your phone.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Works just fine on my PDA.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dear god woman. shut up.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:04:37 EST (#)
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Bonkeye has gone to the pub, Em. Lets invade his post and talk about him.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:02:47 EST (#)
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BONKEYE FREE ZONE
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:02:25 EST (#)
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I clearly can't type or ask any questions.
what a load of carp
I have a whole box of Boyscout popcorn if anyone wants a snack.
The band fruit should be here soon and we'll have a feast.
just thought I would share jeez
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-26 14:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 missing capitalization.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know, I surf from my PDA sometimes and a pocket-uber would rock.
with all the web capable phones and stuff out there you would assume there would be more formatted websites by now.
someone should make an auto re-sizer thing.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:47:43 EST (#)
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Jaysus...
I just realized that I have 1/11.39506th your posts.
Your addiction with this place appears to surpass even mine. Which frightens me greatly.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:45:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-26 12:34:06 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it hard to do really
oh what the fuck, where is the damn question mark on this thing
I don't want to have to read the manual
this is an outage
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For some reason, this struck me as hilarious.
"outage" hehehehehehe
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:41:48 EST (#)
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yes, heaven forbid if post 924 doesn't make it to the front page
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ah. That 'splains it...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it hard to do really
oh what the fuck, where is the damn question mark on this thing
I don't want to have to read the manual
this is an outage
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-26 13:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think making the code mobile ready would be a bitch to do.
Hi Loki.