FAO The BBC Director General (422 hits)
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Submitted by digsy (View user info) at 2007-11-26 18:12:01 EST
Good evening sir, here are my ideas for the channel ready for your commissioning. I hope you find them to your taste:
Cliff Richard's Dead Pets
Cliff Richard takes us on a tour of his Surrey mansion, showing off his collection of taxidermied pets. In the nude.
Bedtime Stories With Brian Blessed
Brian Blessed scares the shit out of 7 year olds by telling them stories of woe, suffering, and plague during the 14th century, in his distinctive booming style.
Nanas on Smack
Our TV crew follow 6 aging ex-con grandmas as they attempt to wean themselves off the 'good stuff' by performing community service in the local massage parlour.
I Bid You A Jew
Comedy set during second world war Poland, as Nazi opportunists trade the Yiddish for rations, scrap metal and Ikea furniture.
Have I Got Shoes For You?
Z-list celebrity panel show, based solely (!) on the acquisition, admiration and adoration of shoes. Hosted by Anthony Worral Thompson.
The BBC Gurning Zone
Early morning facial manipulation, with screwed up faces sent in via the general public and accompanied by the cockney musical stylings of Chas and Dave. Signed for the hard of hearing.
Any comments reluctantly welcomed.
Yours painfully,
Bored of TV.
User Reviews
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-27 02:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
U-gone
poof!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-27 01:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
England ftl right off the bat. On top of that, this sucked.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-26 23:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wtf.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-26 19:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There is nothing on TV. Implementing these 'ideas' would help that in no way.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-26 19:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go read a book, you communist.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2007-11-26 18:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
If you're bored of TV, why would you want to make more of it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-26 18:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel the same way after reading this pile of shit.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-26 18:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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