I'm starting to get a little sick of this Internet 'Spam' Protection... (20991 hits)
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Rating: 1.92 on 102 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-11-27 09:36:38 EST
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-12-12 12:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-05 14:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still awesome
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2008-04-05 14:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahaha!
"Grandmother's vagina"...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-03-03 16:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-09 00:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If that was way back, why does the top window say 2007? PWNED!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-12-08 17:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
they sometimes are indeed very difficult to decipher
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2007-12-08 17:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for letting me think about my grandmother's vagina.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-04 18:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-12-02 14:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now this was funny.
But -2 for making me think about my grandmother's vagina.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-01 10:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is about as funny as my eighty force post. oh wait.....that was hilarious.
i trust you did not gross fail this year (again), what with the whole flicking your nut online and univited campus guest distractions.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-12-01 10:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-24 23:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-14 20:09:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:57:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tetrasodium EDTA
That's not the same as Tetrasodium Chloride is it? Think that's a carcinogen too.
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No, tetrasodium chloride is just 4 salt shakers tied together.
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Well, that's a very clever joke right there.
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Go fuck yourself!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-01 01:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
its about time you got to this point.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-11-30 08:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-11-29 20:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does +2 make you smile? Yes/no
Submitted by internetslacker (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-29 08:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's only a model
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-11-29 06:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work, Cunt!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-11-29 00:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2007-11-28 23:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
amazing
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-28 22:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love secret answers.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-28 22:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
niiiiccccceeeeeaaaaahhhhhh *chest thump*
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-11-28 22:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-11-28 22:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, i love how Wittgenstein appeared out of nowhere.
Good show.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-28 20:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking Brilliant.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-28 19:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuff
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-28 19:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hooray! B@WHAWHAWHAW
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-28 19:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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What took you so long? Apollo beat you to it!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-28 10:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please identify which is cuter.
Submitted by Planet (user info) at 2007-11-28 07:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Outstanding. Lots of funny in this one
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-28 01:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-28 01:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i get half the "verify charicters" things wrong when signing into one of my emails (yes i enter addy and password twice berore verification by charicter recognition) and they are like impossible to distinguish things like 5 and s and 2 and z and I and l...
...fuckers
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This post exists because i had a verification like the second window that was literally fucking impossible.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-11-28 01:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i get half the "verify charicters" things wrong when signing into one of my emails (yes i enter addy and password twice berore verification by charicter recognition) and they are like impossible to distinguish things like 5 and s and 2 and z and I and l...
...fuckers
why do i need that hassle to check my email anyway???
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now look what you did.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny.
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Jesus fuck you rated something.
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someone makes the effort and actually succeeds in making something funny, and they get an actual rating.
im just trying to lower the astronomical inflation of the uber-rating value.
plus, phallic - among very VERY few - is consistently and genuinely entertaining/funny.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY!
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:35:58 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My boobs are raw with anticipation!
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if you'd like I'd be willing to rub lotion on them or aloe or whatever you needs to make them not feel raw. Want me to kiss them? I would. Just don't tell crystle.
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We can share, can't we, Crystle?
C'mooonnn
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best funny thing in a long time
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know Phallic was an armchair quantum physicist.
I still want to punch his wittle cheeks!!!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This would be funnier if it were not true.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny.
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Jesus fuck you rated something.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fantastic.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-27 18:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo really is the only one who can justify being critical of this, comsidering his own works are such delicately crafted pieces of comic genius.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-27 18:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
righteous
majestic
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-27 18:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I rather enjoyed this.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
silly monkey.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
firefly sighting
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think you are brilliant and I may even love you a little. But you sir, are no bacon.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny enuff.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel like the spambots from your chat room could post a link to a website that would cheer everybody up on both sides of the middle east conflict. therefore the spam protection isnt even that on youtuve.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gave me a good laugh on a shit-tastic day.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If my internal monologue keeps up like this I'm gonna shoot myself in the face.
Hell yeah!
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason, I started thinking of Brain Age at the beginning.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Harp seal.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY!
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:35:58 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My boobs are raw with anticipation!
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if you'd like I'd be willing to rub lotion on them or aloe or whatever you needs to make them not feel raw. Want me to kiss them? I would. Just don't tell crystle.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I take that back; Apollo DOES seem bitter.
And for good reason.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny, but not for the reasons you expected.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo was ejected from the Super Secret Brit Uber User Auto +2 pact when he defected to the enemy.
The Deep South is the enemy of everyone...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:02:39 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
This wasn't really that funny but because I can't produce anything that looks as cool as this, I'll rate accordingly.
jsut rating honestly you big nosed dwarf wham looking cunt.
I suggest you do the same.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Clever.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahha great
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Johnny Bighead broke the perfect score. Not that he's bitter.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
amusing
mildly.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My boobs are raw with anticipation!
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if you'd like I'd be willing to rub lotion on them or aloe or whatever you needs to make them not feel raw. Want me to kiss them? I would. Just don't tell crystle.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
skillz that pay the billz
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's called a garlic press.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My boobs are raw with anticipation!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This wasn't really that funny but because I can't produce anything that looks as cool as this, I'll rate accordingly.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-27 06:39:16 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
God, that ended up taking fucking ages. Shouldn't've started at midnight :(.
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Hopefully it was worth it for this ego stroke.
That feel nice? Eh? You like that? Yeeeaaah, I bet you do, slut.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha, nice one.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:42:44 EST (#)
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HA!
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My nipples explode with delight!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfect.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:18:58 EST (#)
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classic..
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for this. I'm put at ease now. I was thinking something very strange was going on when cutecatsthatmeow.com's discussion board asked for my blood type and eye color.
All just B.A.U. it seems.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My boobs are also raw with anticipation.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Neat.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:03:50 EST (#)
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They got me by asking me to explain the difference between a Republic and a Democracy.
Bastards!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nut through a garlic crusher had be guffawing.
well done.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How's your freshly waxed anus?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had an incident which required me to fax identification to Europe in order to stop paying money on a debit. I COULD NOT STOP IT MYSELF! I was like, "shit, I'm going to have to close my bank account and hide 'off the grid' for about 2 months. Aw man, I'm going to have to move back in with my dad or capitulate to their demands."
So yeah, no more online gaming for me.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
on behalf of all angry samoan's, we salute you
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:41:57 EST (#)
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"Religion: 2" always has the secret whores with ancient vices.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well it was bloody well worth the effort Phallic. Well done.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I PREDICT...
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B@W.
Anyway, good stuff.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:39:16 EST (#)
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God, that ended up taking fucking ages. Shouldn't've started at midnight :(.