Phallic World (850 hits)
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Submitted by DeadToast (View user info) at 2007-11-27 09:44:00 EST
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-30 10:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:52:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:13:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait until the Burj Al-Arab and the Chigago spire and the Shanghai WTC come out. Those three are BAD to the ASS.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
best post in ages
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-27 18:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lolz
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh, I wanna know why this isn't a perfect two.
Seriously, funniest post I've read in a while.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you missed new zealand's sky tower, and yet you included the soviet union.
COMMIE BASTARD!!! BURN HIM !! BURN HIM!!!!
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Toast
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
no mention of the space needle.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
africa hasn't gotten out of the stone age yet. the modern world just gave the rifles and running water.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess it's too late for my latest "great ideas in action".
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:04:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:00:26 EST (#)
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509 meters! It'd be awesome to commit suicide by jumping off that building.
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You'd have time to watch you life flash by two or three times!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:38:46 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think someone should open a store in the mall called "Phallic World".
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They did, it's called "The Sharper Image."
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahhhahahahahahahahahha
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
around the corner from mount rushmore is a natural occurance that everyone I knew made a point to show tourists when playing tour guide. it was simply called pecker rock because it was a perfectly cock shaped rock jutting into the sky. apparently there's a video which shows this formation here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lANf6BPm8xQ I cannot view the video at work but it appears to be right.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think someone should open a store in the mall called "Phallic World".
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-27 12:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-27 06:52:46 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was a tribute to me, but it turned out even better! Nice little run of posts we have here at the moment (touch wood)
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Yeah, what's up with that? I'm a bit hungover, and I have yet to be enraged by a post this morning thus far.
I'm impressed.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for "Giant stone cock - We Salute You!"
Made me think of those damn Budweiser radio advertisements...
ANNOUNCER: Budweiser proudly presents, "Real American Heroes."
SINGER: REALLLL AMERRRRICAN HEEEEROES!
ANNOUNCER: Today, we salute you, Giant Stone Cock of America.
SINGER: IT'S THE GIANT STONE COCK OF AMERRRRICA!
ANNOUNCER: Day after day, you stand proudly erect, in the faces of every nation.
SINGER: HOW TALL ARE YOU ERECT?!?!?
ANNOUNCER: Symbolizing the American dream, and every red-blooded male's wish.
SINGER: YOU SHOOT UUUUP IN THE SKY!!!
LADIES: yum yum yum yum!
ANNOUNCER: No other monument compares to you, and those who admire your raw, rock hard presence, can only glisten and gleam, and, with a tear, crack open a can of Bud Light beer.
SINGER: MAKE US REACH FOR OUR CANS!
ANNOUNCER: Yes, today, we salute you, a true hero, Giant Stone Cock of America.
SINGER: MR. GIANT STONE COCK OF AMERRRRICA!
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm torn between my dogmatic concept of humor and your compelling yet admittedly gay observations.
As baffling as this sounds I think you might be an asset to my squad. I'll let you hold my cannon.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-27 11:41:20 EST (#)
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Truth
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oooh
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, not hilarious, but enjoyable nonetheless.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now find some vagina buildings!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you've proven your talent at googling again
now try something else
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-11-27 10:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
509 meters! It'd be awesome to commit suicide by jumping off that building.
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i initially thought it to be about Phallic_Cymbals too. whew.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
appropriate middle finger response.
hey....
wait.
it looks like...
yer absolutely right!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehehehe Phallic said 'Touch Wood' hehehehehehe I am!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was a tribute to me, but it turned out even better! Nice little run of posts we have here at the moment (touch wood)
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is gayer than the post I did about jerking off.
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I still laughed. Is that wrong?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-27 09:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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