Spam Research (981 hits)
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Submitted by ghola (View user info) at 2007-11-27 13:29:40 EST
I have recently taken an interest in meat by-products. Hotdogs and spam and all those meats that aren't REALLY anything. I've decided to write a collection of short essays intergraded with a few poems, on the subject of spam, that wonderful meat product in the can. I feel that the subject matter of meat by-products has not been brought to its full potential by essayists or poets. Because really, spam matters.
I plan to host a small spam-dinner where I will force my friends to consume spam. I also plan to bug nearly everyone around me about spam. I'd like to go to a spam factory, but I'm pretty sure that'd make me vomit.
I'd like you guys to fill out a short spam survey. I know. You don't give a shit. And if you don't, I'd at least like a witty comment saying as such.
Anyway, you don't really have anything to do, otherwise, you wouldn't have read all that. So fill out the damned survey.
1. Have you ever eaten spam?
2. Do you enjoy spam?
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed?
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam?
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be?
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be?
7. What goes well with spam?
8. What does not go well with spam?
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year?
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why?
Thank you for filling out this brief spam survey, for the betterment of the artistic world. If you did not fill out this survey, I hope your day goes badly. I hope your boss finds those naked pictures you've been keeping in your desk. I hope your cat runs away. If you don't have a cat, I hope you find one. I hope your mother comes to stay with you for six weeks and keeps asking why you can't meet a "nice" girl. Most of all I just hope your day sucks.
THANKS
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-28 20:19:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-28 18:37:57 EST (#)
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1. Have you ever eaten spam? No
2. Do you enjoy spam? See #1
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed? See #1
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam? I don't have a lot of information on the subject.
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be? Male
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be? Processed meat, as that's what I'm guessing spam is.
7. What goes well with spam? More spam?
8. What does not go well with spam? Curds. Nothing goes with curds.
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? No.
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why? Hot dogs, because they're familiar.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:17:44 EST (#)
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I thought it might.
I am free at any time for spam consultation.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 13:58:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 13:58:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:54:40 EST (#)
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emission. your survey has been SUPER helpful.
Gold STAR.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-28 11:28:44 EST (#)
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1. Have you ever eaten spam? YES.
2. Do you enjoy spam? I DID ENJOY SPAM.
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed? SPAM WITH MORE SPAM AN SPICED HAM
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam? SPAM? UNAPPEALING,SPAM!
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be? iT WOULD BE MAN WOLF
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be? BRIAN, BECAUSE SPAMS LIKE JESUS
7. What goes well with spam? PICKLES
8. What does not go well with spam? A SPOON
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? I WOULD MAKE ALL MY CLOTHES FROM SPAM, SPAM PANTS, SPAM SOCKS, SPAM SHIRT,SPAM TROUSERS AND SPAM CONDOMS
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why? SPAM BECAUSE ITS FUN TO SAY
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-28 09:35:22 EST (#)
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1. Have you ever eaten spam? Yes. It's one of my favorite foods to eat while camping.
2. Do you enjoy spam? Yes. Fried spam is one of my favorite foods to eat while camping, which I never get to do anymore. Next to Dinty Moore beef stew, that is.
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed? I made a spam quiche once.
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam? The sucking sound it makes when pulled out of the can.
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be? Depends on whether it contains boar or a sow bits.
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be? Boar mold or sow mold.
7. What goes well with spam? Beer.
8. What does not go well with spam? Mayonnaise. I fucking hate mayonnaise.
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? I would consider it. Then I would decide against it.
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why? Spam, if it's fried. Hot dogs, if my spam alternative is not fried.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-28 07:36:08 EST (#)
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I killed a man for spam once, i meant to kill method but his fucking buffoon deflected the bullet so I killed Bubba because he's a cunt.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2007-11-28 04:55:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:23:26 EST (#)
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1. Have you ever eaten spam? Yes. Industrial grade potted meat is better though.
2. Do you enjoy spam? not particularly.
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed? spam sashimi.
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam? the spices.
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be? It would be a tranny. Everyone can love it, or not.
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be? overpriced potted meat.
7. What goes well with spam? bread generally. Or just by itself, much as a sausage link.
8. What does not go well with spam? jelly beans and popcorn.
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? No, I would invest that money in potted meat product. It is obviously the far superior meat in a can product, is cheaper, and will last longer.
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why? Hotdogs. Casing is important for meats. It allows for the use of more of the animal product, and contributes to the texture of the food to enhance the act of mastication.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:13:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-27 18:45:03 EST (#)
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1. Have you ever eaten spam?
No.
It's about time someone asked though. Thank you.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:51:18 EST (#)
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1. Have you ever eaten spam?
yes
2. Do you enjoy spam?
yes
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed?
spam and egg sandwich
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam?
well, nothing really except turkey spam it's kinda gross
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be?
Spam would be similar to that of Pat from Saturday night live if anyone remembers Pat of course. Point being no one knows.
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be?
maps
7. What goes well with spam?
well, I like ketchup especially but fried up spam and eggs with mayo ketchup lettuce and tomato and cheese sandwich is sooooo good!
8. What does not go well with spam?
Chocolate, sadly the two had a falling out at a party. Spam was too accessible and affordable and got on chocolates nerves. So it has been shunned from the chocolate community as far as snacking is concerned.
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? For lunch? Why yes, yes I would.
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why?
Spam, but only because i've been thinking about a spam sandwich.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:46:27 EST (#)
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I went to the store yesterday to pick up some cereal and there was a guy cleaning out the selection of Spam. He had every can on the shelf and was looking behind other items for more Spam. I didn't ask what he was going to do with all of that Spam, and now I'll never know.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:10:44 EST (#)
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I'll have your spam dear, I love it
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:03:10 EST (#)
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I'll have the Spam, Eggs, Sausage and Spam. (it amazes me how many people have never seen that skit and how many people have no idea who Monty Python are.)
1. Have you ever eaten spam? --No.
2. Do you enjoy spam? --No.
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed? --Never had spam because I want to live past the ripe old age of 34.
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam? --Taste, Texture, no knowledge of what's in it, it comes in a can, it looks disgusting.
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be? --Some weird cross-gender disaster.
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be? --Processed Death.
7. What goes well with spam? --Suicide.
8. What does not go well with spam? --Living healthy.
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? --If my salary was increased by 10% I'd still be making enough money to never know what spam tastes like and die happy at the age of 97 via flipping my Bugati doing 253mph on Route 66.
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why? --I prefer neither. Both are gross.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-27 17:02:54 EST (#)
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1. Have you ever eaten spam? yes
2. Do you enjoy spam? yes, I have a SPAM hat
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed? spamurky, fried rice with spam
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam? none, unless you consider cutting yourself with the lid
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be? female, pink
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be? AM-fucking-brosia
7. What goes well with spam? love and heart congestion
8. What does not go well with spam? schlongy and swampdonkey
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? no doubt
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why? spam, who knows what's in hotdogs?
Read ISBN 1591024501
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Have you ever eaten spam? Not to my knowledge
2. Do you enjoy spam? Neither as a food nor as junk mail
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed? It's inherently interesting
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam? The taste
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be? M->F transexual
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be? Sham. Shit + Ham = Sham
7. What goes well with spam? A garbage disposal
8. What does not go well with spam? Other food, a weak stomach
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? My current salary is 0. 110% of 0 is still 0, so the spam thing is irrelevant.
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why? Hot dogs are delicious and Spam is foul. Tough call.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
<highlights text>
<C/P into Word>
<Replaces all instances of 'spam' with 'splooge'>
<laughs ass off>
<is embarassed at own juvenile behavior>
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Have you ever eaten spam? No.
2. Do you enjoy spam? "
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed? "
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam? Its color, followed closely by its texture and odor.
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be? Yellow.
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be? Rendered newspaper.
7. What goes well with spam? The rack.
8. What does not go well with spam? Those fucking telletubbies.
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? No.
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why? Neither.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:14:30 EST (#)
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I could never decide which Deal sister I wanted to do more.
So I fucked them both and was done with it. Case closed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AsId-qVIb4&feature=related
CANNONBALL!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:09:41 EST (#)
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oR FUCKING THREE. out of the way whoever you are.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:08:31 EST (#)
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AND SO IT STARTS TWO BELOW
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:08:24 EST (#)
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1. Have you ever eaten spam? Nope.
2. Do you enjoy spam? ...
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed?...
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam?...
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be? Both?
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be? I have a friend named Pamela that I call Spamela, so I guess I'd call it Spamela.
7. What goes well with spam?...
8. What does not go well with spam? Fruit Loops, I imagine.
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? NO.
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why? Hotdogs. Can't beat street meat.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:08:09 EST (#)
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kim deals vocals on 'gigantic' made me want to mouthsex her
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:07:45 EST (#)
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I <3 Scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:05:31 EST (#)
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don't encourage him, toe.
he'll start talking about 'living in the darkest depressions of human blackness' or some such shit. he'll move from there to some fucking creepy commentary about whoever just happens to be nearest. then he'll blow in a faggoty tidal wave of emo craptasticness.
and i just can't bear that kind of thing today.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This will help...You will like this- I KNOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_l4ZOVJ-ts
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-27 16:01:30 EST (#)
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by my knowledge of the rusty trombone, what perception exactly am i putting out there? that I live with guys?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:58:04 EST (#)
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NO
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:50:26 EST (#)
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Do you know what a Divine Hammer is?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:41:41 EST (#)
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1. Have you ever eaten spam?
unfortunately, yes
2. Do you enjoy spam?
Only as much as I enjoy smelling butt-sweat on a bus seat
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed?
I'd like to do a study on the contents of Spam before I answer this; I expect the answer is simply "spam with anything"
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam?
The smell, taste, gelatinous goo that clings to it from the can...
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be?
Male. (I just can't handle the idea of spam-fleshy beef curtains at the moment... oops.)
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be?
Shit.
7. What goes well with spam?
A spoon to gag myself with.
8. What does not go well with spam?
Just about any actual consumable item
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year?
NO. 100% and I would give it serious thought.
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why?
I'll have the soup, thanks.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:37:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:35:13 EST (#)
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i don't know what a rusty trombone is.
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Good. The fact that Toe-chica does simply reinforces my previous perception of her.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:37:04 EST (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone
hahaha @ health risks section.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:35:58 EST (#)
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you're dumb, muddy
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:35:13 EST (#)
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i don't know what a rusty trombone is.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:33:05 EST (#)
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MOST BORING SURVEY EVER!!11 you could've at least slipped in a question about whether anyone here has attempted the 'rusty trombone'
I have no idea what 'spam' is. never seen it, never tasted it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:25:44 EST (#)
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One Divine Hammer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_l4ZOVJ-ts
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:10:32 EST (#)
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Gawdammit, Muddy.
Thank you for making me inhale some more fruit.
Now there's shredded bits of pulp all over my screen.
I hate you.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:07:38 EST (#)
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or 'Man in a Can'
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:04:43 EST (#)
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scourge would eat it everyday if it was called 'ROCK HARD GLISTENING PENIS'
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:04:31 EST (#)
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thanks orgasmotron
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-27 15:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
have a buddy who used to eat Treet right from the can with a fork. he's a weird guy.
1. Have you ever eaten spam? unfortunately
2. Do you enjoy spam? no
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed? spam IS a concoction
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam? everything inside the can
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be? male. definitely.
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be? i think 'spam' really suits it nicely
7. What goes well with spam? death
8. What does not go well with spam? everything else
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? maybe
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why? neither. don't generally eat animals or animal remnants.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:56:46 EST (#)
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Or (OR) you could go totally Balls Out Natalie, skip the bullshit and go straight to the most generic of sources, that ancient evil known only as Potted Meat Food Product:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/numlok/30811225/
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:54:46 EST (#)
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Bah, "SPAM." If you want to really get down to it you need to bust open a can of Treet.
http://www.anniemayhem.com/blog%20pics/treet.jpg
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzVGFGUzNms
...Aaaaaand I'm spent.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Who doesn't?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:39:16 EST (#)
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Likes consuming phallic shapes below
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. Have you ever eaten spam? Yes.
2. Do you enjoy spam? Not really.
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed? A small amount of pan fried spam is tolerable in omeletes
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam? That yellow stuff that it's packed in that looks like dippity-do.
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be? Male.
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be? Walter.
7. What goes well with spam? Nothing really. Maybe cheap beer, because you'd have to be broke and drunk to actually want to consume spam.
8. What does not go well with spam? Ice cream.
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? If I can skip lunch like I usually do, yeah.
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why? Hotdogs. I guess because of their phallic shape.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stick to over descriptive stories...that's a demand.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Spam is most definately, undeniably female. The colour gives it away.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 14:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ6N5m8FpVg
SFW, requires sound.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did you know the lyrics to the song by save ferris were included in my review?: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/113416#2590903
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:47:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well.
Looks like Bdn Nkd likes Save Ferris too.
...
FAG!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:46:00 EST (#)
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PS. Here you go, sweets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kJD2N2gvqw
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. Have you ever eaten spam? No
2. Do you enjoy spam? No
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed? Nothing
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam? It looks like cat shit and smells like a cats' ass
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be? Homo
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be? Shit in a can
7. What goes well with spam? Blow jobs
8. What does not go well with spam? Fiberglass
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? No
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why? I prefer cheeseburgers, followed closely by pussy
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fail :-(
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm giving this a +1 for two reasons: 1) Whenever I picture you saying the word Spam, it moves a little and I DON'T KNOW WHY!!! ...ahem... and 2) 'cause your little hypoglycemic rant at the end made me smile...a little.
Anyway, on to ye olde lame survey...
1. Have you ever eaten spam?
Oh yes.
2. Do you enjoy spam?
I suppose, but a little bit goes a long way.
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed?
Thinly sliced Spam pan-fried in a light oil (sort of like bacon)
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam?
The knowledge that I am eating "rendered animal parts" (i.e. all the bits that no one else wants...like the anus)
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be?
Hermaphrodite.
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be?
maps
7. What goes well with spam?
Scrambled eggs
8. What does not go well with spam?
Sex
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year?
Probably if I could determine how much of my lunch had to consist of Spam (i.e. if I could add stuff to it)
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why?
Spam, 'cause as unfortunate as the ingredients that makes up Spam are, they're *probably* less blech that what goes into hot dogs. Probably.
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Did you know that the Ska band 'Save Ferris' did a happy little song about Spam? It makes me bob my head and grin whenever I hear it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Have you ever eaten spam?
yes
2. Do you enjoy spam?
it was not completely horrible but not great either
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed?
um fried spam sammich?
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam?
identifiability
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be?
neutered
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be?
Michael Jackson? they both vaguely resemble what they are supposed to be, ie a black man and meat. his career somehow continues, spam continues to be produced. i never want either one of them in my mouth.
7. What goes well with spam?
beer, lots and lots of beer
8. What does not go well with spam?
everything else
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year?
i would consider it
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why?
hotdogs because growing up the stigma that comes with spam was not applied to lips and assholes.
there is a spam museum in S.D. i don't really know why but there is.
Spam
Its pink and its oval
Spam
I buy it at the mobil
Spam
Its made in chernobyl
Spam
Now when I was a child
My family was so poor
They didnt have the finer things in life to eat
So we had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat
(repeat chorus)
To get me to eat it at dinner
They said Id grow up like bruce jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
It was
(repeat chorus)
S-p-a-m
Dont you know its my best friend
S-p-a-m
Again and again and again
S-p-a-m
Dont you know its my best friend
S-p-a-m
Again and again and again and again
So go and forget your o-s-c-a-r
Theres one meat by-product thats best by far
Its
(repeat chorus)
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
integraded?
1. Have you ever eaten spam? = yes
2. Do you enjoy spam? = no
3. What is the most interesting spam concoction you have consumed? = spam is a concoction.
4. What is the most unappealing part of spam? = the clear jelly
5. If spam had a gender, what would it be? = Its PAT!
6. If you had to come up with another name for spam, what would it be? = Meat Implosion
7. What goes well with spam? = Kinky Midgets
8. What does not go well with spam? = Stuffy Female Black Republicans
9. If your salary was increased by 10%, would you consider eating spam for lunch, every day, for one year? = no, 12% maybe
10. Do you prefer hotdogs or spam? Why? = 3
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I demand the 20 seconds I spent on this added back to my life.
POST HASTE!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-27 13:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh.