Orphelia's Naked Camwhore Debut (For you, Sico) NSFW (4121 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.33 on 124 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orphelia (View user info) at 2007-11-27 19:44:56 EST
I know you have been asking for this, baby...
Mysexybody.JPG (121 kB) [image/pjpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-05-19 02:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll bet you're not that sexy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha curiosity really *did* get the better of you. lol.
It isn't really me.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-07 11:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EGADS!!!!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-03-25 23:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And it had nothing to do with you, I didn't even look at who posted this.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-03-25 23:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not very angry, in fact I was rather happy when I wrote that review. I just wanted to accurately and efficiently get the point across that the scrolling thing is nothing more than annoying.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-03-25 14:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you retards ever stop to think maybe the whole scrolling down half a mile thing is no longer surprising, interesting, or funny? It just makes you look like even more of an idiot.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-25 13:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh sweet christ
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-25 13:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't look because I'm too scared to.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-12 06:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well...i clicked on it. You seem to be enjoying yourself and very in tune with your body, i like that in a woman.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This wasn't particularly clever or remotely funny the FIRST time...Now it's making a comeback???
P.U.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, (although granny porn is a fave round these parts), it's just that my sorry ass should know better then to click on something that was clearly uploaded as a viewable picture, but has since been censored to a link at the bottom of a post.
It's like touching something that has a 'wet paint' sign on it, just to see if it really is wet.
Or dryer than than the sahara in this case.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it is a movie. what are you saying joey, that it has been on uber before?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The goddam picture had been linked already.....
Why did I click on it?
WHY??????
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will have you know, I shaved my entire body especially for this picture. Even my toes, bumhole and stomach.
Also, Hurty made me post this. He was there. He wanted to share.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have more hair on your asshole than I have on my entire body. GO FUZZY!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't play with me any more, sloppy cunt.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114141#2620085
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 12:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Time could be made....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113472#2593449
now you're in my +2s for life club
i didn't even look at this post, i just opened it and rated.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at the staggering amount of hits my name attracts. Good show, good show. I'm still waiting for the other pictures to flood my mailbox....waiting................
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waiting.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113466 for true camwhore hotness
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is my pleasure rorrim. I hope you had a pleasant day.
Sico this could never reach the heights of your camwhore. Pink sirt AND tie.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post needs 100 reviews ad minimum.
Why not... Thx for the nice reviewing, O.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post needs 100 reviews ad minimum.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-11-29 06:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BLARGHHH!!!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll look later, but -2 you now.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 13:55:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-28 10:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And he appreciates it. It would have garnered so many more precious hits had bart not zipped the file but we can't hold it against him. He's got a 23rd chromosome defect.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 10:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't post this thinking it would change the world.
I know it is pap.
I posted it for my darling Sico.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-28 09:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-28 09:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I found one of them, but couldn't find the other.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-28 09:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nope, its not entertaining because its not funny, original, artistic, entertaining, funny, witty, entertaining, funny, amazing, outstanding, or blue.
not my wife, there exists on this website 2 pictures of my wife and this one is not her.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-28 09:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, with a body like that, you're a ripe candidate to be a Ray Gold model girl!
http://www.raygoldmodels.com
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pretty bad
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:56:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:02:09 (#)
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It fucked your mom in the ass, got AIDS and died.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is only 'not entertaining' to Muddy 'cos he's been there, done that, seen it all before.
Haha
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahahaha below
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's muddy's wife.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree. Who is this blobby sack of spuds?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
not entertaining in the least.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-28 08:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SO WHO'S FUCKING WHO, HERE?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-28 07:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so that's a case of beer, a bag over your head and to be safe one over mine too.
well, ok. but just this once...
oh, i wont tell you i love you in the morning and in fact i will surely leave before you get up.
if i have any luck at all.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 07:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My figure represents what you will find if you travel to the Midlands. Pie and chips anyone?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 07:12:23 EST (#)
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Sico that link is awesome! I used to collect ladybirds in a jar but this is a much better idea.'
I hope you got better, sweetpea.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-28 07:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so...
is this your typical english grrl?
warm beer, cold food.
i could be led to believe
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-28 07:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, I thought I read prolapse somewhere:
NSFW
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1190022701257832640/1/Uh%20Oh!.jpg
NSFW
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-28 06:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did someone say prolapse?
NSFW
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1169419673592925351/1/I%20just%20pushed%20a%20little%20too%20hard,%20Pink%20Sock%20Anus.JPG
NSFW
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 06:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico are a sweaty rectal prolapse but mmmm how I wanna rub your many chinned visage between my fat, hanging, clammy tiities.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-28 06:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, cum containment center, uber is full of fucking losers with the exception of myself and drogo. He's cool because his ass fits like a glove...a latex glove.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 06:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*chubby chasers
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 06:33:13 EST (#)
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My my, isn't Uber full of closet chubber chasers? tee hee.
I must say, Drogo has the edge with the flour(?)
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-28 06:30:17 EST (#)
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I believe it.
Call me baby ;)
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-28 06:17:42 EST (#)
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Hmm lets look at the front page. oh Orphelia naked, yummy! but surely she would not do such a thing, a lady of class and Breeding and English? hmm *Click*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mine eyes!
p.s I have flour and travel!
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2007-11-28 06:05:22 EST (#)
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Sheesh man, how many pricks does one need?
Greedy.
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2007-11-28 09:49:03 GMT (#)
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I'D RATHER HAVE SEX WITH A HEDGEHOG.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-28 05:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow 675...over night? NOT BAD...I'm still not fucking this gelatinous blob.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 05:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I might go buy me some SlimFast.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 05:09:32 EST (#)
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Hurty, you can shave me if you like? My lady bum, my arse, my back, my face and the soles of my curly yellow toenailed feet.
Why am I single when I look this hot.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-28 05:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Thanks. Now I feel physically ill.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 05:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i can't spell for shit today. I was up all night shaving my body and this is the thanks I get?
You people can't appreciate my sexy curves.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2007-11-28 04:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Enormously dissappointed
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2007-11-28 04:49:03 EST (#)
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I'D RATHER HAVE SEX WITH A HEDGEHOG.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 04:46:32 EST (#)
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It is a wonder I can reach my own pussy nevermind see it, what with that giant belly in the way.
Barron, you know you want to. Don't fight the feelimg...
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2007-11-28 04:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
HIDEOUS!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-28 04:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm actually kind of glad this is zipped as I'm at work!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 04:01:08 EST (#)
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A big Birthday kiss for you, rorrim mwah!
Have a graet day.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-28 03:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i prefer your previous camwhore,but not to bad. in other news:i'm starting the 40's today...back to work.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-28 03:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
More cushion for the pushin.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-28 02:15:20 EST (#)
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It has come to my attention that some users of Uber ain't so smart...
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-11-28 02:12:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-11-27 23:38:07 EST (#)
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Well, at least you appear to be enjoying yourself. Since you can't see your pussy, are you able to locate it through the sense of smell, or does the acne on your abdomen function as some sort of Braille map?
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This brings to mind the Family Guy with all the fat guys and Stewie offers to find their penis's.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-11-27 23:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, at least you appear to be enjoying yourself. Since you can't see your pussy, are you able to locate it through the sense of smell, or does the acne on your abdomen function as some sort of Braille map?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
love the purple milkmaid bonnet
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-11-27 22:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
try again.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 no penis.
No I can't. That's just foul.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is a bit disappointing
i had you marked down as a potential participant in the Shandy Sperm Dissemination Program, and was considering the possiblity of providing you with a Direct Injection.
however, judging from the girth of that dildo you are using, i may not be able to satisfy your needs.
i suppose a postal delivery of frozen jism is still possible though
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Sorry Mario, but our Princess is in another castle"
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I've been a professional for years, but this? Jesus.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-27 21:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't look, but this has to be almost as bad as cob77
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost came before this got zipped.
Unmoderated my ass.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hit it...
...with the camshaft from a 1941 V-12 Lincoln, dipped in napalm and chucked into a 3/4 HP hammer drill. But I'd have to wear gloves, though. Safety first.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what huhh???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The post still blows whether it's her OR her mom.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart you penis, it's not actually her.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bartimus...your ruling thumb doth levy a heavy blow!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh noes! The bart ZIPPED it.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MINE EYES ARE SCARRED FOR ETERNITY, THANKS A LOT YOU WHORE.
And yet here I am, back for another look. What the hell is wrong with me?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeannneee is jealous. It is ok.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shoggoth
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, I cave I'll fuck it....
with a wiffle ball bat.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AsshOly what is wrong with you? Doesn't my sexy body turn you hard?
I got the look, oh yeah baby!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, nicely played.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:12:34 EST (#)
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I have a sister but she is slightly bigger. She can join in the fun too.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is the matter with you
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just rejecting the body pictured. Do you have a sister that can pretend to be you? A thinner sister?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you rejecting me Sico? Fine! Shlongy can have my heart and every hole I own - he just has to find them beneath my delicate love handles.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I have your mouth instead?
I can't fuck a heart.
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Then you haven't lived.
uh...wha?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I have your mouth instead?
I can't fuck a heart.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I trade? I don't want that carb hiding machine pictured.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wha, a hitwhore on Uber? Surely not! Oh Shlongy, Sico can have my body but you will always have my heart.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH HONEY YOU KNOW JUST HOW I LIKE IT!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not as cute as when you smile like a donut and take my bread in your mouth.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's cute how much Sico wants my cock.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at shlongy tear up because for once a post isn't dedicated to him. Who are you gonna shoot spitballs at now, Shlongy?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 20:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a cheap- and gay - way to garner hits, fatso.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen you cunt....I wouldn't fuck you with a borrowed dick and HBTS pushing from the back to begin with so you can rest assured that I wouldn't fuck you with a stolen dick and Method(he's fat) pushing if this was you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico, baby, this is real. Now lets mate!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahaha, the audacity of this is ridiculous. Send the real ones to my mail box, you twat.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boshman you know you wanna ride my waves.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you think I could loose a few pounds? i have put on a bit of weight recently.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
its very rare that i give out -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I KNEW it.
That's why that first camwhore was just a head shot.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I...I...am speechless. I've never nailed anything with rolls on it, let alone rolls on the rolls.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:50:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ya cool.... But what are you doing inside that huge ladies body?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good on ya though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you like my headscarf? It is the Polish in me.
Come and get it, Sico baby.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
um... ew.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:47:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess that whole "if a truck load of lubed dildos fell on you, you still couldn't get fucked" theory was wrong.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-27 19:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it.