APW: More Signs and Junk (710 hits)
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Submitted by Foolproof (View user info) at 2007-11-28 11:09:54 EST
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Unbeknownst to Toe-chica, I am, at this very moment, outside her window taking pictures. The wee model will be lovingly made tomorrow. Then I shall make a wee model of myself.
Can anyone guess where this is going?
I'll give you a hint: It involves a popsicle stick, Brut cologne and some dental floss.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-29 03:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The man who makes 'wee models' of people was my favorite.
I think that's going to be my new habit.
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See, when you say it just sounds creepy. (well, creepier)
I SMELL A RAPE!!!!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-29 03:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The man who makes 'wee models' of people was my favorite.
I think that's going to be my new habit.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-29 01:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The pac-man thing, while i've seen it before, is one of the 5 funniest things on the internet.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-29 01:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Where: My International Relations Class
When: 1991
We were tossing around novel ways for low tech attacks...plane into a building was our favorite.
Poison Gas in underground subway tunnels and rail stations came in second.
How fucked up is that?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 19:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
were you banned or something?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:50:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
rocket powered chainsaw.
i need that.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-28 13:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll fight a damn bear if I want to!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 13:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-11-28 13:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is a good sign.
That Spanish comic I know in dutch as 'Paling & Ko' which is 'Eel & co', never knew it was Spanish.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-28 13:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Simmer down Shlongy, the nurse will be around with your cup of sugar free Jello in a moment
THAT INSULT IS OLDER THAN METHOD'S MOMS' UNDERPANTS.
I can't do this with the same panache as Quint. My apologies.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
some good ones in there
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Simmer down Shlongy, the nurse will be around with your cup of sugar free Jello in a moment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
JUNK IS RIGHT!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have you SEEN what a moose does to a car? My freind was driving to alaska and was passed by a honda accrod. he was doing 80 so he figures the honda had to have been doing at least 90mph. he saw the honda far ahead of him hit its brakes and then come to a stop. The little hatchback clipped a large bull at the knees. The moose rolled over the car killing the driver and flattening the little hatchback. It then got up and ran away.
Submitted by nick44 (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you line up a regular head screwdriver, it goes in quite nicely- so that warning is bullshit. Obviously you would never stick a phillips in your penis. But those warnings are always aimed at the dumbest common denominator.
Submitted by SanDee (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the best Xmas Gift Evar!!! (1.)buy him a screwdriver set(2.)then shove it in his..
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The hornet one made me laugh in REAL life!
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 rocket propelled chainsaw
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder how many more of these you can crank out in one day. I'm sure the website you stole these from has a few more in their vault.
P.S. Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-28 11:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yozz is a faggot.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-11-28 11:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I deserve a rocket propelled chainsaw.
and screwdrivers in my peen-eye.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-11-28 11:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just what I needed to send me from the office in a general pub-ward direction.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-28 11:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-11-28 11:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-28 11:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That first one is phenomenal.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-28 11:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to quickly give you a +2 because I have the hornet flyer tacked up in my cube. I had seen that a while back and made one for myself. I taped a M&M behind it too so that it really looks like there is a bulge in the paper.
It gives my visitors a nice laugh.
Now to look at the others.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-28 11:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank god there was a warning not to insert the screwdrivers into my penis. It's the first thing that came to mind when I saw them!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-28 11:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheers!