Lonely Redhead - Seeks Luvvins (5593 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.44 on 335 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Crystle (View user info) at 2007-11-28 13:32:09 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60102
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-04-23 21:53:33 EDT (#)
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I feel awful and embarrassed about it
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-11 12:13:10 EDT (#)
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Awe, you has perdy eyes. I +2 you!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-08 20:13:25 EDT (#)
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whatever ditzle
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:49:10 EDT (#)
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jealousy doesn't become you.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:49:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:34:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-06 18:47:02 EST (#)
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you should post summink.
pref nekkid.
thks
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:51:39 EST (#)
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with just a glance, Jack... that's all it'd take.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:45:01 EST (#)
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I better watch my step. She could take me out in a drive-by some lovely sunny Saturday afternoon when I'm chasing neighborhood kids down the street after telling them to GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GOD DAMNED YARD YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-21 17:38:42 EST (#)
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Crystle a bicth?! OH NOeSsSSs!
I've had AIM convos with Crystle.
She scares me. ME!
In fact, I've been working on starting a little website with Crystle "facts." Kind of like the Chuck Norris "facts" site.
Like this one. When Crystle plants tomatos, they turn into marinara sauce right there on the vine.
Crystle is so mean that she once unwittingly robbed a bank by just narrowing her eyes at the teller.
Crystle never has to pay for an exterminator. She just tells the ants to leave. And they do. And they clean the house on their way out.
I have always said that the Crystle persona on Uber is a LIE! I have deadbolts on all my doors because of this. And I live half the country away from her!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:54:31 EST (#)
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ha, Danger, you can always make me laugh!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:47:04 EST (#)
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erm Ash, it's 'correspondence'. Correspondance is like swan lake, but on a pond with cory feldman. You're right though about Crystle being a prude, and she loves the baby jesus. bleah.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:44:18 EST (#)
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Ah. Well, that's how it came across, anyway, the way it read to me. Why bring up old e-mails/convos , though, if you don't even have them? Just for the sake of picking a fight? Still doesn't seem characteristic of "nice"...but whatever. Not my business, obviously, so I'll shut up now, but sort it out.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:35:40 EST (#)
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I didn't threaten anybody, or even save those conversations. And I don't think showing some random person correspondance of another person who is largely unconnected counts as blackmail...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:32:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-21 14:53:20 CST (#)
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Hmmm, I'd love for you to see copies of all of a certain temporary roomate of yours' emails and AIM convos with me for months afterward... Unfortuantely I'm a nice person and don't go around broadcasting things I don't like about people.
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"Nice" people don't threaten other's with blackmail, at least last I checked...
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-02-21 16:18:33 EST (#)
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stfu trashlee, you worthless cunt.
crystle's not a prude. she's just got style and class. you're obviously devoid of both.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2008-02-21 15:53:20 EST (#)
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Crystle...
Hmmm, I'd love for you to see copies of all of a certain temporary roomate of yours' emails and AIM convos with me for months afterward... Unfortuantely I'm a nice person and don't go around broadcasting things I don't like about people. Unconnected to any behavior he might display on some stupid website he doesn't care about, this guy is wonderful and has changed my life, so I really don't still beat myself up over shit that happened when I was a teenage kid in the middle of a nervous breakdown.... As far as your opinion of me - well, we all have different life circumstances and exposure to different things. Do a drug sometime - any drug, and even just once - and maybe you'll fall off that high horse, ya goddamn prude.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:43:26 EST (#)
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Good for you!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:41:17 EST (#)
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she is, just had a birthday, too..
my niece took the picture :-)
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 19:28:22 EST (#)
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I was being facetious. It was my recollection you mentioned your kid took the picture.
I thought your daughter was a little older, though.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:59:52 EST (#)
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no, a 4 year old took it.
truth.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:04:17 EST (#)
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Who took that picture, a nine year old?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:47:06 EST (#)
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Bicth.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-20 17:38:53 EST (#)
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dang, you're extraordinarily hott
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2008-01-18 19:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Colour me disappointed.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-18 17:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I give credit where credit is due - cute. I like blue eyed redheads.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-18 17:53:05 EST (#)
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sorry, hadn't seen it.
No, I'm a prude. How have you not picked up on that?
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2008-01-15 14:52:10 PST (#)
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Do you do anal?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-18 17:52:11 EST (#)
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umm... what question?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2008-01-18 17:37:15 EST (#)
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Crystle, you never answered my question.
What gives?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-15 19:24:24 EST (#)
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Ummmm, yes. Keep up, Jack.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 19:14:31 EST (#)
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Me and... Caul?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-15 19:13:05 EST (#)
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I'd tell you two to "get a room" but I'm afraid that you would.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 19:03:50 EST (#)
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honestly i'm just tired and don't even know what i'm typing anymore.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 19:02:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 19:00:56 EST (#)
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i don't know what dogging an ass means but based on your penchant for the animal kingdom, i'm gonna assume it has something to do with zoophelia and sodomy.
anyway...stop being such an oversensitive canuck.
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Hey, I'm laid back and enjoying things. You're the one getting tangled in knots. You gotta relax, dude. You're gonna blow a vessel in your brain.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 19:00:56 EST (#)
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i don't know what dogging an ass means but based on your penchant for the animal kingdom, i'm gonna assume it has something to do with zoophelia and sodomy.
anyway...stop being such an oversensitive canuck.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:58:41 EST (#)
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No crying here, buddy, I'm having a great old time. You're the one dogging my ass with the same old tired shit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:47:19 EST (#)
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cry some more, sad kitty?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:46:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:44:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:37:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:32:26 EST (#)
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jacks canadian
he's as american as i am
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Really? When did you become a citizen?
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nobody cares, move along, cat fiddler.
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Nobody cares? Then why do you guys keep bringing it up?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:44:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:37:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:32:26 EST (#)
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jacks canadian
he's as american as i am
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Really? When did you become a citizen?
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nobody cares, move along, cat fiddler.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:43:06 EST (#)
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*weeeeeep* my ratings!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:37:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:32:26 EST (#)
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jacks canadian
he's as american as i am
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Really? When did you become a citizen?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:32:26 EST (#)
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jacks canadian
he's as american as i am
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:29:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:24:07 EST (#)
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As an American I have the God-given right to express those thoughts, and no inbred pseudo-French polyester-wearing jagoff will stop me.
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you're so intense.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:25:12 EST (#)
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jack's 'flirting' is revolting
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:24:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:17:08 EST (#)
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you know jack, IRC has been used for cybersex since 28.8 modems were the shit.
perhaps you should check it out cuz thinking about your jerking off right now makes me gag.
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Jerking off? Why don't you go back to your XTREEEM BODMOD PORN you dickhead.
I happen to think Crystle is lovely and funny and kind of cool. As an American I have the God-given right to express those thoughts, and no inbred pseudo-French polyester-wearing jagoff will stop me.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:17:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:13:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:04:14 EST (#)
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Since when is flannel appropriate work wear at a bank?
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he doesn't work at a bank. he's a blue collar worker.
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Christ, I'm not a teller making a buck O-five. I work in an office.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:17:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:11:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:01:25 EST (#)
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ahahaha..
sorry about the knee.
yes, it's true, although it's more of a 32 than 34.
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So you're kind of cello-shaped? Rich, exquisite curves?
I think my brain is starting to swell. Should I put an ice pack on my head or something?
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you know jack, IRC has been used for cybersex since 28.8 modems were the shit.
perhaps you should check it out cuz thinking about your jerking off right now makes me gag.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:14:33 EST (#)
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well..... you COULD have met up with Shlongy and met me.
if I hadn't screwed up on my calendar and missed it...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:13:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:04:14 EST (#)
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Since when is flannel appropriate work wear at a bank?
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he doesn't work at a bank. he's a blue collar worker.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:11:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:01:25 EST (#)
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ahahaha..
sorry about the knee.
yes, it's true, although it's more of a 32 than 34.
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So you're kind of cello-shaped? Rich, exquisite curves?
I think my brain is starting to swell. Should I put an ice pack on my head or something?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:04:14 EST (#)
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Since when is flannel appropriate work wear at a bank?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:03:54 EST (#)
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you slay me, Jack.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:02:43 EST (#)
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Well that's random luck for you. I wore a dark flannel shirt to work today. Apparently saliva does does not show up on a dark shirt no matter how much liquid the flannel soaks up. Cool.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:01:25 EST (#)
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ahahaha..
sorry about the knee.
yes, it's true, although it's more of a 32 than 34.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:59:25 EST (#)
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Crystle - I just shattered a knee against my desk. I had a massive body spasm while I read your changes to the note again and noticed that you changed the 36 to a 34 but did NOT cross out the DD.
Is that true?
Jesus Christ, I gotta open a window, I'm burning up.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:56:09 EST (#)
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Uh, no.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:52:10 EST (#)
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Do you do anal?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:50:15 EST (#)
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How in the HELLLLLLL did I miss THIS?
You know, I have a _________ __________, and if you want you can _________ _______ it, or conversely I can __________ and ___________ your _____________.
It's your call.
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:38:46 EST (#)
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you boob.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-30 10:31:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-29 16:58:47 EST (#)
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it is my firm belief that there are already more than enough tits or titts posted on uber
no such thing
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-30 01:59:38 EST (#)
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i'd marry you right now
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-11-29 21:35:45 EST (#)
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Do you have to have a penis to make an offer?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2007-11-29 21:24:29 EST (#)
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So my wee wee goes where your tongue is?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-29 16:58:47 EST (#)
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it is my firm belief that there are already more than enough tits or titts posted on uber
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:14:42 EST (#)
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i'm still not seeing tits.
i do see that as a problem.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:25:19 EST (#)
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hmmm... Not sure. Prolly after snow melts. Stuff at work, you know.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:12:07 EST (#)
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when are you coming out this way? Chicago or minneappolis maybe?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:56:22 EST (#)
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You almost sound surprised that I would say such a thing. I'm just playin and you did understand what I was saying. even if you don't like the way I say it. :(
Sometimes people are unable to discern funnny/sarcasm because they lack the funny/sarcasm themselves. Sometimes people are just over sensitive bitches.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:40:11 EST (#)
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BLLLLLLLLEAAAAARRFFFFFFF
and all the other entertaining little tid bits you seemingly pull from your naughty lady bits or maybe just your imagination or maybe from between the seat cushions of the couch in the dentists waiting area.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:37:58 EST (#)
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sorry...i'll keep my gold to myself for now.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:35:43 EST (#)
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wht do you ever do to piss people off here? probably some over sensitive cellar dwellar who couldn't handle your catty comments.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:34:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:30:23 EST (#)
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Well, sassy works for you me thinks.
did you ever find out who put up the uberboard message?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:25:26 EST (#)
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Crystle's bringing sassy back wooooo!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:21:58 EST (#)
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I told you i liked the picture.. .it's sassy.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:18:48 EST (#)
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Now why would i want to leave YOU alone?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:08:53 EST (#)
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you couldn't have left it be?
at least you didn't photo-shop
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:00:43 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/113469
just for you babe
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:37:36 EST (#)
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I'm sorry? I'd have to say glasses vs. contacts, camera quality, lighting, facial expression, angles, etc are probably to blame.
Unless you're calling me out as an alter... then you're right, I'm pulling random pics from various forums hoping they look similar enough that people think I'm a real person.
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Submitted by Snippets (user info) at 2007-11-29 02:10:22 EST (#)
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Looks like a totally different person than this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111704
I mean totally.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:50:32 EST (#)
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Don't be a hatah. I bet you are too.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:45:09 EST (#)
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yeah pleasant like a leper
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:34:31 EST (#)
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I bet you are pleasant to be around.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-29 09:58:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snippets (user info) at 2007-11-29 02:10:22 EST (#)
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Looks like a totally different person than this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111704
I mean totally.
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Troof.
P.S. I am so going to cuddlerape you.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 08:35:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-11-29 07:26:01 EST (#)
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Your glasses are in your hair, if you were looking for them.
she's so helpful.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-11-29 07:43:13 EST (#)
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made me laf
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-11-29 07:26:01 EST (#)
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Your glasses are in your hair, if you were looking for them.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-11-29 05:19:35 EST (#)
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I bid 39 cents. It's all I got.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-11-29 04:08:25 EST (#)
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I love you
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 03:50:28 EST (#)
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You are far to pretty and sweet to be single.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-11-29 02:36:24 EST (#)
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SOLD.
Submitted by Snippets (user info) at 2007-11-29 02:10:22 EST (#)
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Even with the odd expression...
Looks like a totally different person than this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111704
I mean totally.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-29 01:51:02 EST (#)
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expressions do that
Submitted by Snippets (user info) at 2007-11-29 01:48:02 EST (#)
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How come you look so drastically different in every single picture I've seen of you?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-29 00:54:43 EST (#)
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Only if you make that face during sex...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 23:40:01 EST (#)
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Much like forthewin, she is an accomplished photoshopper?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-28 23:35:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 22:41:01 EST (#)
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I'm not sure the elegant being on this post is the same as the one from here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65654
Second opinions?
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The original has brown eyes.
C0NSP1RACY?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 23:18:01 EST (#)
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what?!?!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-28 23:07:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 13:36:37 EST (#)
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Which is a lie... it's been less than a year. I think. Maybe?
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that sounds about right from what i remember
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 23:06:25 EST (#)
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Still no CookiePants sighting?
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-11-28 22:49:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 22:02:46 EST (#)
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or, conversely, a handful of uberers and their mighty armies of alters
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raaaawwwwwrrrrrrrr
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 22:41:01 EST (#)
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I'm not sure the elegant being on this post is the same as the one from here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/65654
Second opinions?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 22:14:44 EST (#)
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233 reviews. insane. you are quite the hit whore.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 22:14:03 EST (#)
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are my hopes in there?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 22:02:46 EST (#)
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or, conversely, a handful of uberers and their mighty armies of alters
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 22:01:22 EST (#)
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But because it IS her, we know it's full of the hopes and wwet dreams of 1000 perverts on Uber. :(
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:58:10 EST (#)
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hahahaha
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:57:33 EST (#)
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BTW Crystle, you KNOW that if you were anyone else, the menz would lewdly ask what your cheeks are full of.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:57:19 EST (#)
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Some kind of stroke, anyway.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:56:14 EST (#)
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Sorry. CVA-Cardio Vascular Accident, i.e. a stroke
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:52:02 EST (#)
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I keep staring at the lil shiny spot on your tongue.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:48:08 EST (#)
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cardio...vascular..
ok, it was the V that I was stumblin over
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:47:30 EST (#)
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what's a CVA?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:41:23 EST (#)
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He came out of a very spacious closet.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:40:52 EST (#)
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Is Jack Mc dead? I'd figure he'd show up long enough to have a CVA.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:37:15 EST (#)
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hawt.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:32:37 EST (#)
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oh, what the hell. with 220 reviews isn't doesn't really matter what I rate you.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:31:33 EST (#)
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please forgive me
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:31:21 EST (#)
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oops
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:31:12 EST (#)
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heh
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:30:03 EST (#)
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Hi rad.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would fuck anyone who looked that hot at any time even if they had to be making that face to look that way.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I CALL BULLSHIT, THAT PICTURE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE YOU IN REAL LIFE
I WILL POST PROOF
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But I'd like to NOT have to find a new bar...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Tell him that I said that the top of his bald head looks a bit like a cock-knob.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 21:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hey Adam...lungfish says hi. ... What? ... No, that's not a slur of some...." *slam*
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-28 20:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was missed.
Next time, say hi to Adam. He's the big burly, well, fat maybe, guy behind the bar. He also owns it...sort of.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 20:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't get names. I was there for a few beers. But I was there and didn't buy you a drink so you must be missed.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-28 20:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hadley, So you met Adam?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-28 20:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Right on.
Crystle's a home wrecker.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 20:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jerk off into a coffee pot, lunger?
The Friendly Stop says hi.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-28 20:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmmm. I'm gonna have to do something about that.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 20:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OUCH!!!!
my ratings1!!1111!!!oneeleven11!!!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-28 20:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-11-28 20:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 20:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way...CookieLass is allowed to put mean messages up on the Uberboard. Her ass is made from a mold of (a) perfect (circle).
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 20:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lungfish,
2 answers.
no.
yes.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 19:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a better photoshop than even I could accomplish. Congrats on your mad skillz Crystle.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-28 19:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Two questions:
Is 40 too old for you?
Is married too married for you?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-11-28 18:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aaahahahaha
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 18:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ooof. Comma, not dash.
I KNEW I'd screw something up!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-28 18:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm an alter
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-28 18:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good morning TTOM.
FUCK YOU I SURVIVED CANCER.
would you like a cup of tea?
FUCK YOU I SURVIVED CANCER
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 18:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
heh
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-28 18:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should talk Crystle, being an alter and all.
That's right, Crystle is an alter!
I, only I, know her true identity.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
alters EVERYWHERE!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG THERES NEW USERS CALLED 'QUILL' AND 'INKWELL' AND THEY ARE BOTH THE UNITER.
<swoons>
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron = quill
Scourge = inkwell
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WAIT - SCOURGE IS ORGASMATRON?!?!
best alter evar!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now let's move on and get back to whose sexy inkwell I'm dipping my skin pen into next.
===-
Scourge?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IDEALLY. Not idally. Stupid gloid fingers.
I'm blowing this popsicle stand. Peace in the Middle East.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine. FINE. It doesn't look like the beautiful, idally bloodless, gracefully shaved beginnings of life. It looks like Crystle sticking her tongue out. I'm happy with that. You're happy with that. Now let's move on and get back to whose sexy inkwell I'm dipping my skin pen into next.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
also:
I wanted to fuck Crystle when she was fat, now that shes fit too i can barely keep my balls from tightening, my penis from quivering, my shoulders from shivering and my loins from gushing!
<faints>
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOT OFF THE PRESS
COOKIELASS POSTED THE UBERBOARD MESSAGE
(SHE'S ALSO GETTING MARRIED IN VEGAS NEXT YEAR)
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I once heard that a significant number of women defecate when giving birth.
Reason #4,790 that I'm overjoyed to have my teensey little twig and giggle-berries.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:30:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you know, I've assisted in quite a few live births.
greatest miracle DOESN'T mean attractive
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT IT'S THE GREATEST MIRACLE OF ALL
Heartless, the lot of you.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamit, O-man.
You just HAD to go and spoil this for me, didn't you?
Bicth.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for that.
:-(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, if you tilt your head to one side, stare only at her mouth, and block out the rest of the image it totally looks like the beginning of a live birth.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I must admit, I actually find myself in agreement with the wrinkled, old balled midget for once.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah...no kidding. What's the fucking hold up?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha - inion, don't you see enough already?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just show us your tits already.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:18:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*ahem*
I, for one, can attest to the fact that I have some SERIOUS mahogany going on right about now.
Now if I only had two ladies whose names rhymed with Kissple and Blackdelicious to help polish it.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
(ahem)
...
Tantric Rapez.
...
That is all.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have contacts that can make them violet. I've never worn them, though...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I DO NOW!
<3
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no? You don't have mahogony, chocolate, amber?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm anfry jelus that we don't have pretty names for different shades of brown eyes. Shitty. GET IT? sigh
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Correct, a whopping 0 for the gringO.
So. Fucking. Disappointing.
I had a feeling it was a shade of blue but they look almost violet to me, and after a while I couldn't think about colors anymore because I just got so damn lost inside of them. I think I even forgot my name. Anyway, I woke up in a puddle of drool a while later with no concept of time, place or purpose. Broken and alone, I composed myself and went about my day.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
blue, o_o-man.
Sometime silver, sometimes cerulean, sometimes sky blue.
0 of 6? (or is it 8, I closed the browser)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A customer of your girth receives special treatment from the purveyors of various foodstuffs, for obvious reasons.
You're not as jolly as usual.
Have you lost some weight?
BUAHAUAHAUAHAHAHAUAHAHAH
This review reminds me of the good ol' days when Shlongy was in fights with 7 different Uberites, simultaneously, on any given day.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 17:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, what color are your eyes?
I have issues with certain shades and can't really tell.
http://www.toledo-bend.com/colorblind/Ishihara.html
Guess how many of those I can read?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm young enough to be arm candy so people will think you're rich and fancy!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, paint does suck like that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
31, O-man..
---
It looked like a lefthanded military doctor had hastily written it in the midst of an adrenaline rush or a siezure, so I wanted to ask and make sure.
31 or 51, you'd still get it.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A customer of your girth receives special treatment from the purveyors of various foodstuffs, for obvious reasons.
You're not as jolly as usual.
Have you lost some weight?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:37:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a lot better at the "rate and run" no comment than you are the actual speaking thing.
I was sent two boxes as a gift, i didn't know they would make home deliveries. You'll have to let me know how you arranged that. That is of course if you can make your fat pudgy fingers hit individual keys to type out the instructions or maybe you have the voice recognition software so you don't have to type. either way it's time for me to head home (i leave mine). send me an email, brdn_nkd.at.yahoo.com with those instructions if you get a chance. I could probably sell tasty cakes here since they're not readily available.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you shout "bring in the crane" when the Tasty Kake truck backed up to the loading dock outside your kitchen?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there are reading comprehension classes available through elementry, middle, and high schools and if you're really feeling up to it I'm sure even colleges offer them. you probably have to complete schooling at all of the aformentioned schools before you can try college though.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
31, O-man..
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're queer, too?
I stand corrected, and extend my sympathies.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you sir are truly and disturbingly obsessed. Like the homophobes who go out queer bashing your determined efforts to paint me as a big giant fatty make me suspect you are a closet fatty who is substantially larger. when you're ready to leave the house just post a review here saying "bring in the crane" and as a show of good will I will arrange the fatty crane to extract you from the sloven filth that is your home.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does your scribbling read "31" or "51" for your age?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha From the pictures here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85294
I suspect Brdn_Nkd enjoyed ALL the goodies.
Did you unwrap them or just suck them into that gaping maw?
(Quint/Method: Yes, the suction exerted couldn't possibly exceed that of Method's gaping maw, blah blah, blah)
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crikey.
That didn't take long.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
LET THE CIRCLE JERK BEGIN!
Orgasmoron didn't even have his computer ON when this post went up but his gaydar kicked in and here he is.
---
Are you not taking your B12 pills today?
I've had, what, two reviews? Three?
It's not a circle jerk if I'm trying to put the moves on a broad who attached a picture of herself offering a 'sassy batch target' face.
ALRIGHT...ALRIGHT...I STAND CORRECTED.
"Moves" are acceptable.
Now, you just have to come up with some. Let me clarify- "some that have a chance at working".
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and yes the buttersctoch were better than the PB as i recall it too. mmmmm. tasty cracks.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 16:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, now that I think of it I was still in my old house. my ex may even have still been living there. craaazy. so yeah you'll need me addy. I'll email you later.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sac and I exchanged local delicacies a long time ago. she sent me two boxes. I liked one better than the other though I don't remember which. I sent her cow pies and udder fingers. The tasty cakes were delicious. sac we should arrange this for whenever.
===
You liked the butterscotch krimpets better than the pb kandykakes if I remember correctly. I'll swap the pb for something else this time if you like. Yeah sweet- e-m me and we'll do it again, I might need your address again.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll take that.
thank you
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was responding to allegations on the uberboard! WEEEEEEP
what is with everyone and the word sassy lately? I've heard that more often in the past two week than in the rest of the year!
---
I figured 'slutty' was too unkind and unjust.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does it make you feel weird to know that you're one of the main deposits in Hadleys spank bank, and that he masturbates to your image as often as he can before it fades out of memory?
-----
Actually this picture is my desktop background. It makes me chuckle and keeps me awake at work.
And random laughter while working makes people wonder what I'm up to.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sac and I exchanged local delicacies a long time ago. she sent me two boxes. I liked one better than the other though I don't remember which. I sent her cow pies and udder fingers. The tasty cakes were delicious. sac we should arrange this for whenever.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha Method you are a daft Greek cunt, I salute you
PS Ill play the cancer card whenever I feel like it, I rather feel Ive earned it
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sort your roots out, love
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
send me tasty cakes.
-----
One of my coworkers is a Philly native and went home last weekend. She brought back Tastykakes for us all.
What an evil, evil woman. I had one and was hooked.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOOOOO!!!
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're the only person on this site who writes their reviews above who they're quoting. It throws me off every time. A one person list you've made!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a somewhat dry and to me rather disgusting fruit that grows on palm trees.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well you DID disappear right after my comment.
But really, take what I say with a grain of salt. After all, I'm a jelus anfry bicth that's fat and ugly and hasn't had a proper date in over 4 years.
it's a wonder I don't kill myself.
===
Aww..I didn't mean to disappear, I just got distracted is all. No one's anfrier than me on the average day.
p.s.- What's a date?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha I called you sassy yesterday or the day before didn't i? this picture is sassy too.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was responding to allegations on the uberboard! WEEEEEEP
what is with everyone and the word sassy lately? I've heard that more often in the past two week than in the rest of the year!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 12:12:37 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not a circle jerk if I'm trying to put the moves on a broad who attached a picture of herself offering a 'sassy batch target' face.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
send me tasty cakes.
I think I sent you cow pies last time, could do the same or now that it's cool could send some cheese curds. nothing else really sconny unless you want beer brats or beer.
===
You sent cowpies and udder fingers and the other things. mmm.
I'd like them OR the cheesecurds. I'd send you tastykakes again, or whatever else I can think of that's Philly style but mailable.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
LET THE CIRCLE JERK BEGIN!
Orgasmoron didn't even have his computer ON when this post went up but his gaydar kicked in and here he is.
---
Are you not taking your B12 pills today?
I've had, what, two reviews? Three?
It's not a circle jerk if I'm trying to put the moves on a broad who attached a picture of herself offering a 'sassy batch target' face.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well you DID disappear right after my comment.
But really, take what I say with a grain of salt. After all, I'm a jelus anfry bicth that's fat and ugly and hasn't had a proper date in over 4 years.
it's a wonder I don't kill myself.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA Why would you think that, lady? I don't know about barbie, but I do have shoes that make my feet look like muppets.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SacriliciousSacriliciousSacriliciousSacrilicious
===
I AM RETURNED
send me tasty cakes.
I think I sent you cow pies last time, could do the same or now that it's cool could send some cheese curds. nothing else really sconny unless you want beer brats or beer.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
phew i was getting worried
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry for insinuating that you are a teensy tiny sexy lady, Sacrilicious. I now know that is offensive to you.
:-(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SacriliciousSacriliciousSacriliciousSacrilicious
===
I AM RETURNED
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be at #1 before I go to bed tonight.
well help it out hads. Crystle said this is only second post to be most heated.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does it make you feel weird to know that you're one of the main deposits in Hadleys spank bank, and that he masturbates to your image as often as he can before it fades out of memory?
<runs for his life>
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be at #1 before I go to bed tonight.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-28 15:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im a machine....*beeep*
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EI, you live here or what?
you bean on here since like 10 this morning.
go outside you pencil neck geek!
i'm writing this for your own good
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EI, you don't like me any more?
weeeeeep
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha.
batter operated luvins ahoy!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cool im 17/f with big tittys who wants to chat
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
LET THE CIRCLE JERK BEGIN!
Orgasmoron didn't even have his computer ON when this post went up but his gaydar kicked in and here he is.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious is a dirty madam, she will be here!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha EI..
maybe the chanting WILL pull her back in..
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-28 13:41:09 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think i figured out what put TTOM over hte edge
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2007/11/28/new_slogan_welcome_to_scotland/7038/
=========
It would be more appropriate (and far more hilarious) if the new slogan would be something like..
"Welcome to Scotland. Now fuck off!"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See? Muddy's even got that dirty slang from his homestate.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:44:30 EST (#)
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She has the mammer sewn shut.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:43:46 EST (#)
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I can smell you pussy, Clarice Eager
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:42:45 EST (#)
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I could never forget Muddy. I can smell his festering state from here.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:41:09 EST (#)
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i think i figured out what put TTOM over hte edge
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2007/11/28/new_slogan_welcome_to_scotland/7038/
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:40:40 EST (#)
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Oh Hilarity, just think of muddy and you wont miss us a bit
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:39:52 EST (#)
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<sniffle> I'm gonna miss y'all when I'm gone for, like, the next 8 months or so.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:39:06 EST (#)
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my meat is SPAM
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:37:49 EST (#)
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And how have you been lately, hmm?
My bid is that you will always be first on any list I ever make.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:37:48 EST (#)
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I think elementary school may be a step up...
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:37:17 EST (#)
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Haha, I'm so not mad. If I survived elementary school, I can survive Uber. They're very similar, you know.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:37:16 EST (#)
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orgasmatron too now?
this place smells like fucking meat product all we need is scourge for the bologna slinging trifecta
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-28 14:36:32 EST (#)
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Hi, O!
Submitted by Orgasmatron