I'm Bored Of Uberiste - "To Contact Me" Post (814 hits)
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Submitted by d_prime <dprime.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-11-29 00:19:00 EST
I no longer find Ubersite entertaining. I'm sure most of you couldn't care less that I think this, and this post will probably be rated off of the front page in no time, which it probably should be. However, I'm making writing this for the practical reason that, if I stop posting and commenting all together soon, which is pretty likely, I would like for those who enjoyed interacting with me and who I enjoyed interacting with to have the opportunity to contact me. That is, by making my e-mail visible in my name at the top of my post list. If you want to talk, or hear (read) my thoughts on anything, e-mail me or add me to MSN (how many non-teeny boppers have that? I know we all do.)
And hey, for many of you, this is the perfect kind of post for you to throw out a witty antagonistic one-liner! So go to town!
By the way, this isn't a good-bye post, as those are both naive and unnecessary; no promises.
But I think I'm too good for this kind of atmosphere. And I think nearly all of you are too.
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:48:07 EST (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boolean_logic
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:20:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:38:32 EST (#)
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well that sucks, all the good posters are leaving. Can't say I blame them.
How's THAT for a one liner?
I'll see about making my extravaganza post for you this weekend.
Take it easy.
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Don't worry, I'm still here.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:09:50 EST (#)
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Do I hear.... D-Prime 2008?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:38:32 EST (#)
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well that sucks, all the good posters are leaving. Can't say I blame them.
How's THAT for a one liner?
I'll see about making my extravaganza post for you this weekend.
Take it easy.
Submitted by daddiesgurl01 (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:18:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 06:45:42 PST (#)
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But I think I'm too good for this kind of atmosphere. And I think nearly all of you are too.
that's contradictary and dumb. we make the atmosphere so how can we be too good for it?
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There's only about four of you in here that really make this place suck, the rest are just a bunch of followers
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:13:07 EST (#)
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D_Prime is okay really. He's just, you know, having a hard time of it these days 'cause of... you know. Stuff.
*whispers* I'm talking about puberty.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:09:26 EST (#)
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When I first read this post I didn't care but I stopped by to give you a -2 just for already being back reviewing. Moron.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-04 22:58:11 EST (#)
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Oh, and kill yourself =)
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-04 22:58:01 EST (#)
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Fuck fuck fuck you you fucking loser fag bitch asshole whore shit! I'm the coolest kid in grade five, not you!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-04 22:52:58 EST (#)
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Wait, I should ask: what do I lose at? Games? Cards?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-04 22:52:21 EST (#)
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Obviously. I mean random Ubersite user whose username starts with Sph doesn't like me! I'll get the knife right now.
I've heard that you can learn a lot about someone based on what they expect other people to be...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-04 15:02:36 EST (#)
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So I can see originality is your strong suit as well.
Just kill yourself and be done with it, you fucking loser
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-01 02:54:07 EST (#)
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This is just a fake good-bye post to mark my 200 000th hit, just like my 100 000 hits one! I'm going to keep on truckin'. Expect it again at 300 000.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-01 02:54:00 EST (#)
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no one wants to 'interact' with you, that's why you are a lonely emo boy with lank, greasy hair who cuts himself.
die.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-01 02:12:18 EST (#)
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Second, if it counts as one.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-30 01:41:45 EST (#)
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this is what, your FIFTH goodbye post?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-11-29 23:13:18 EST (#)
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...and I've already been contacted by multiple people. So it served its purpose.
But hey, everything I do must be in order to gain approval from every random user, so you win haters. By default, you win.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-11-29 23:05:40 EST (#)
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*the minority I'm concerned with
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-11-29 23:03:53 EST (#)
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Brdn, that's actually a pretty interesting responce. My thought is that, although we created this atmosphere, people aren't always consistent, and will sometimes do things that aren't up to the standards they usually hold for themselves.
About all the "if you really didn't care you wouldn't make a dramatic good-bye and just leave." You're right, I wouldn't. But I'm not pretending I don't care. I do care about the minority of people who I won't be talking to on Uber any more.
And for those who said "no one cares." Wrong. Most people don't care. But the minority who do care I'm leaving is important enough to me to make this post.
I know a lot of people will purposely misinterprit what I say just to make stupid quips, but again, it's worth it to explain myself for those who are really interested.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:28:15 EST (#)
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But I think I'm too good for this kind of atmosphere
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lol
D-Prime has fun masturbating to Ayn Rand books (it's really true!) and pretending to be l33t.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:03:45 EST (#)
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your email address is about as original as mine.
If you leave, we'll only have one emo left.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:03:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:38:08 EST (#)
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See below.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:14:05 EST (#)
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No one cares.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:04:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 09:45:42 EST (#)
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But I think I'm too good for this kind of atmosphere. And I think nearly all of you are too. that's contradictary and dumb. we make the atmosphere so how can we be too good for it?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-29 09:57:57 EST (#)
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you are an obnoxious little dipshit.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 09:45:42 EST (#)
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But I think I'm too good for this kind of atmosphere. And I think nearly all of you are too.
that's contradictary and dumb. we make the atmosphere so how can we be too good for it?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-29 09:03:52 EST (#)
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Peace out.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-29 08:37:08 EST (#)
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Keep in touch with yourself.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-11-29 08:02:41 EST (#)
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Desperate for any kind of interaction, fuck knuckle? Then you can tell your therapist about all the "friends" you have on msn.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, loser.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-29 07:37:02 EST (#)
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But I think I'm too good for this kind of atmosphere
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Idiot
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-29 07:33:14 EST (#)
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It's a pretty sure bet that no one will be "contacting you".
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 06:47:02 EST (#)
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I was all set to -2 then I scroll down and notice that everyone that did so is a relative noob with the exception of a few. I refuse to touch the subject matter as it's all really unnecessary. You either come here to waste time, take this site seriously, or you don't.
Later, kid.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-29 05:30:31 EST (#)
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no seriously, wherz the king, baby?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-29 05:15:33 EST (#)
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Kaos King was killed in a fatal Tractor accident
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-29 05:14:08 EST (#)
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if you rape a grrl in a forest, she screams and no one is around to hear her, is it still uber?
well, then that's reason enough to stay then.
on that note, what ever happened to kaos king?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-11-29 05:11:50 EST (#)
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later.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-29 04:42:44 EST (#)
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Oh if Optimus Primes leaving SO AM I!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-29 04:19:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 03:45:35 EST (#)
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Every time someone leaves I feel partly responsible.
Bye now.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-29 03:39:07 EST (#)
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ciao.take care of yourself.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-11-29 02:12:06 EST (#)
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Nothing says "I don't care what you guys think" like making a huge, dramatic exit and making sure everyone know you're leaving. If you truly didn't give a fuck, you'd quietly stop posting and by the time anyone noticed you were gone you'd have moved on to whatever else it is you do.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-11-29 01:39:01 EST (#)
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Gayyyy.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-11-29 01:23:09 EST (#)
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You made me laugh, phallic.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-29 01:21:24 EST (#)
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You are/were boring - I won't miss you and I can't imagine many will.
Toodles.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-29 01:17:39 EST (#)
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choke on nigger dick, fuckhead :D
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-29 01:15:37 EST (#)
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I just spent four hours on this paragraph. And it sucks. I'm not going to quit, though. Why would you quit? Never quit. Unless your back hurts. Also, it seems, I use a lot of jargon.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-11-29 00:52:57 EST (#)
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Thanks Steak/Had.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-11-29 00:49:02 EST (#)
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I probably won't ever contact you, but it's nice to know that I can.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-11-29 00:38:06 EST (#)
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Yeah, this is a goodbye post....
But I'll let you stay on the front page.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-29 00:35:15 EST (#)
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You must be a glutton for punishment this evening.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-11-29 00:30:12 EST (#)
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What can I say? I met a lot of people I liked here.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-11-29 00:27:41 EST (#)
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just a website