SPT: I'm Bringing Pretty Back, but Does This Shirt Make Me Look Gay? (Camwhore) (2808 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.3 on 213 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-11-29 10:37:55 EST
No, it's the tie.
I don't wear collar stays like some faggot suggested early last... sometime ago. I'm just too fucking pretty to worry about accessories that are pointless and meaningless. Basically, all you have to do is take a look at the dead serious, pretty look I'm giving you and wonder why my eyes are so deadly. Just count your lucky genitalia that I didn't give leave the color of the eyes in or the blue, like an asphyxiated baby, would melt the Hope Diamond. It's because the beautiful curvature of perfectly large nose is the Excalibur to your Ginsu.
Question is: Do you want me to put the knife in your life?
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-02-09 19:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Queerbait
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Deal.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are gonna slap what where?
Young man, if we ever met, I have no hesitation assuring you of the fact that I would totally eat you alive.
Two posts on most heated! Lets make it happen.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was gonna mention the Vinny Jones thing but I didn't think anyone would know who he is.
Most heated yay! How your vomit inducing, faggot featured face ever got there is beyond me.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The shirt doesn't say anything that the face isn't screaming anyway...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 Most Heated, Bitches...meh, I'm still feeling pretty.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-02 19:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like a bit player from Season 4 of The Sopranos in this picture. Not bad at all. And I like the pink tie.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2007-12-02 04:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So many jealous Uber guys I puked
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-01 09:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not about to read all the reviews Sim.Ple. Ton. Simon but if it hasn't been said - there's a touch of vinnie jones to this camwhore. difference being vinnie jones managed to go from dickhead to strangely acceptable.
plus 1 because I was unnecessarily rude.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-01 07:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
oooo photoshopped!! everyone knows you take away 3 points of ugly by going black and white. and the pink tie sure does draw the eye away from your face.
go find a dick and eat it.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-12-01 04:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
After seeing your hair, I posted (see below) w/o looking at your face. You are not by any stretch of the imagination pretty. You might get away with manly, but only w/o the gay tie. So I hope I answered your question.
Grow your hair. You might get attention. Otherwise you're less than zero. (I won't mess with your ratings by giving another -2, although that's what I, deep down, feel I should put.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-12-01 04:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Guys USED to be ptetty, now they all shave or buzz cut thier hair, and they all look the same. What happened to long-haired hot guys? ("Cakes" is a wife and husband, this review by the wife).
It's like all guys want to look like cops or something.
I've never gotten the buzz=hot thing, I always look away, feeling embarrassed for you all.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-11-30 19:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty?
When has anyone accused you of that?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 17:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
200 reviews! Whoop!
I am going to bed. I am taking this picture with me... :)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, that DID make me laugh. You sure know how to.... http://www.ubersite.com/m/112280
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i just find your syntax strange.
it must be your italian roots.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, just because you don't get something doesn't mean it isn't in English. You are proving to be quite the illiterate fuck tard today? Did you comprehend that?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you are going to continue to ride the S.I. Co. OSHA has told me that I'll need to install handrails and safety belts. Dutch? """
ENGLISH, DO U SPEAK IT!??
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:34:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m290/KingOfHotShots06/My%20Crew/TrentReznor.jpg
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what, Caul....I've fucking had it with you. I want you so bad and I can't hide it anymore. If you are going to continue to ride the S.I. Co. OSHA has told me that I'll need to install handrails and safety belts. Dutch?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
does something have to be original to be true?
you just sound a little bit over the top.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you can't follow, stay on the porch. This is a big boy website, mister. Perhaps it's because Engrish is your second language that's giving you hard time.
Have a blessed day...I know I will.
Oh, cute recycling of the "take a break from the internet" line. It hasn't been done before, EVAR!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-30 11:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-30 07:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, the fact that you are getting your pants in a bunch--
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and u should take a little break from the internet. no one is pissed.
you're just laughable.
"la familia culture!"
rofl
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-30 11:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-30 07:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, the fact that you are getting your pants in a bunch--at the very, very least--about what I claim to be without actually knowing is satisfaction enough for me to know that you care about me. Seriously, have we met? Do you know what my lineage is? In that case, get to the back of the queue for sucking me off.
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is it my english skills or your comments are incoherent?
seriously, you write like a tard. i can barely follow.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-30 07:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The knot in the tie should be a full windsor, but otherwise OK
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-30 07:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, the fact that you are getting your pants in a bunch--at the very, very least--about what I claim to be without actually knowing is satisfaction enough for me to know that you care about me. Seriously, have we met? Do you know what my lineage is? In that case, get to the back of the queue for sucking me off.
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2007-11-30 03:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-30 02:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This post left a rather nasty asstertaste in my mouth.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-11-30 01:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-11-29 20:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no not the shirt.
it's the queue of dudes behind ya,
waiting to drill your hole that makes you look gay.
drink up buddy... looks like its gonna be a long night.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-11-29 19:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, Dickface: News for you.
I agree one of us looks like they have a dick stuck to the front of their face, but it ain't me.
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If Paychex falls to let's say, 37 which isn't much of a stretch...and in 6 months, bounces back to $44 which also isn't a stretch, based on it's past performance and charts, that's 16% increase.
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Could happen - go for it.
If you're looking for stuff that makes quick high percentage jumps over a 48 hour period, they're not hard to find (i.e. SOLF today).
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I'm not - Transocean isn't that kind of stock and if you actaully knew anything about stock you'd know that too
A monkey could pick energy and energy-related stocks right now and make money, Cramer.
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Then do it if it's so easy dicknose!
Bottom line big talker - we'll see where Transocean and Paychex are six months from now.
ps: Blow me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-11-29 19:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
y halo thar mystia!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-29 19:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey! Break out and post them!
There hasn't been a good post around here since my last one.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-29 18:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:48:56 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe Brdn_Nkd. No creepy, stalker, crazy!:)
Ah internet lurve, it doesn't get you laid.
YES IT DOES.
ASK METHOD
HE FUCKED URBANE SO DID AJ I HAVE AIM CONVOS I'VE SAVED TO PROVE IT.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-29 18:41:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-29 17:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd do you if you had a tolerable personality.
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A match made in bad Movie-of-the-Week heaven.
Sybil, meet Gary Gilmore.
"A Jungian delight!"
"2 thumbs way up in there!"
"I fell asleep with the gun in my mouth!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-29 18:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-11-29 17:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go back 5 years - or more - on this stock and check out what happens after it goes to $35 and change...usually, within 3 months of that low, it's back at $40+.
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You gotta be kidding? Some company I never heard of, some ADP wannabe that provides outsourced auto payroll services, is near a 52 week low and it might go back up $5 per share. So what, you'd have to buy at ton of shares to make real money. You aren't serious are you?
I had a buy in for RIG (Transocean - oil rigs - that stuff our civilization can't do without - billions in back orders to fill) at $119 which kicked in last week or the week before. Now it's at about $136. I almost consider this a fuck-up on my part. I should have bought a lot more shares.
Hey, Dickface: News for you.
If Paychex falls to let's say, 37 which isn't much of a stretch...and in 6 months, bounces back to $44 which also isn't a stretch, based on it's past performance and charts, that's 16% increase.
You just told a story about a 12.5% win.
Granted, that's in a week but unless you're just going to hit & run- and there's nothing wrong with that - I'll take a 16% return on investemnt in less than 12 months any time.
In 6 months, your stock could be back at 72 (52-week low), where it started before the US started taking it in the ass on a gallon of gas.
If you're looking for stuff that makes quick high percentage jumps over a 48 hour period, they're not hard to find (i.e. SOLF today).
A monkey could pick energy and energy-related stocks right now and make money, Cramer.
If you're looking at investments, you can never go wrong buying PAYX at close to it's 52 week low.
I'm just saying....
PS. Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-29 18:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's only normal sico percieves anger in my comments. as an italian, it's in his blood to remember la furia francese.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-29 18:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-06 14:33:30 EST (#)
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Fuck you, frenchie, if you grew up with the familial culture, you'd understand.
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got it...ROFL
this gem from this wannabe goes right up there with ETS threats or Electro's classics.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-29 17:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"angry"...now "inflamed". wow, the internet is indeed serious business.
i'm not pissed. nor do i care if ppl talk casually about their heritage.
i just find it laughable when ppl OBVIOUSLY want to be considered a nationality they're not to look interesting. it's the same people who go so far up their genealogic tree to find the slightest bit of exotism.
my favorite/funniest comment by sico is when he said: "FUCK YOU, T-I-Z-I-O, YOU DON'T CAPISCE LA FAMILIAL CULTURE OF US ITALIANOS"
lolololol
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-11-29 17:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go back 5 years - or more - on this stock and check out what happens after it goes to $35 and change...usually, within 3 months of that low, it's back at $40+.
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You gotta be kidding? Some company I never heard of, some ADP wannabe that provides outsourced auto payroll services, is near a 52 week low and it might go back up $5 per share. So what, you'd have to buy at ton of shares to make real money. You aren't serious are you?
I had a buy in for RIG (Transocean - oil rigs - that stuff our civilization can't do without - billions in back orders to fill) at $119 which kicked in last week or the week before. Now it's at about $136. I almost consider this a fuck-up on my part. I should have bought a lot more shares.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-29 17:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is funny to see Caulaincourt become inflamed over people talking about their heritage. So what? It's interesting. It's not like all white people have the same traditions and features.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-11-29 17:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm Bringing Pretty Back"
Really? When?
Just kidding. I'd do you if you had a tolerable personality. You do look like an Irish laddie.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-11-29 17:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 16:57:51 EST (#)
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Seeing Caul get all worked up over something so utterly pointless is the highlight of my day. I can just seem him seething with anger as he types in Italian into the uber search tool. Who cares? Do you really mean to say that I don't have Italian bloodlines? I can't claim that? I didn't say I was Italian, you internet Nazi. Get over me caul. Obviously, the hate you have because I'm prettier than you is carrying over.
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Caul? Look at the heat on this piece of crap post. Unbelievable
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 17:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Caul, I'm prettier than you is all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-29 17:06:19 EST (#)
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yes, i am very angry right now...?!
seriously, if this is the highlight of your day...wow, it must great being you.
i haven't been here for a while but based on your comment, you're clearly still an incoherent tard.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 16:57:51 EST (#)
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Seeing Caul get all worked up over something so utterly pointless is the highlight of my day. I can just seem him seething with anger as he types in Italian into the uber search tool. Who cares? Do you really mean to say that I don't have Italian bloodlines? I can't claim that? I didn't say I was Italian, you internet Nazi. Get over me caul. Obviously, the hate you have because I'm prettier than you is carrying over.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-29 16:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www2.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=italian&user_id=24351&duper=on&super=on
http://www2.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=italy&user_id=24351&duper=on&super=on
i can see why you'd be trying to be someone else and exotic with that pudgy face though.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-29 16:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Only Italian bloodlines...
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shut the fuck up, wannabeto
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 16:11:38 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 16:11:08 EST (#)
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If you are talking about the Mets player, that too would be Guevara. If not, I was talking about: http://www.poster.net/che-guevara/che-guevara-red-5000280.jpg Now...were you offering me your sister or not?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 16:09:11 EST (#)
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its Shea Gwavara, asshole
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-11-29 16:06:10 EST (#)
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Sure.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 16:05:36 EST (#)
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Fuck you for catching my typo, methead...it was meant to be Guevara.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 16:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who the fuck is Che Guerva?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 16:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:54:37 EST (#)
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I plan on taking the number 3 spot and then the number 2 spot on heat. You can have 4, k?
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enjoy it
mine was my personal cell too I just talked my company into paying for it because there were several bidness calls that month. we were moving our server room that month and working with various vendors and circuit providers had me on the phone a lot.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:56:17 EST (#)
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PAGING QUINT TO THIS POST. This post has everything but a "method's mom" joke.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:49:57 EST (#)
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You know what? I FUCKING love TheUniter, especially when he does more than his patented spacebar review. I mean, when you come up with cutting edge, original reviews like that why would you even bother with the spacebar. I say "FUCK IT!" with you, TheUniter. I mean, you are so fucking radical here you don't even use a space bar to separate "The" and "Uniter." Fuck that, you don't even use the underscore. You are a fucking revolutionary of Che Guerva type proportions.... and for that, you've become one of my favorite users. Are you going to do a Christmas post again this year?
Also, you want to do lunch some time?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:45:33 EST (#)
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SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WANTS TO POP AXOLITTLE'S CHERRY
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:37:32 EST (#)
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hahaha @ ax. My boy, come play and I'll teach you the mysterious art of getting laid. Then, you'll be able to let go of the fact that I'm like bazillion times prettier than you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just stopping by to inform you that you are the most generic human being alive (at least physically, maybe mentally). You have no special traits that make you stand out, nothing to differentiate you from the average American in the crowd, because you are the average American. When I try to think of a camwhore of yours, I can't imagine it, because you fit in so well. You'd be a good spy.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:25:23 EST (#)
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And U, my chin is pretty too. You can't possibly harm my ego by making fun of my looks, but you're more than welcome to try.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:24:35 EST (#)
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Yes, except mine is a personal cell phone in which the company will not pay for.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:22:09 EST (#)
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sorry about your bridge chin.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:17:21 EST (#)
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my high score was $356. glad my company paid that one.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:16:10 EST (#)
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I just found out that my $206.52 phone bill wasn't a billing error.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
besides, have you seen her on my posts lately?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:11:18 EST (#)
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sorry i was trying not to be offensive
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:06:30 EST (#)
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haha butt chin
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:48:56 EST (#)
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Hehe Brdn_Nkd. No creepy, stalker, crazy!:)
Ah internet lurve, it doesn't get you laid.
no but it does help to pass the day.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You can't mean me Toe? Surely not!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the reviews made me cringe. Now, I won't name names, but you know who you are.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:53:49 EST (#)
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your chin just looks like it could be in one of those military commercials.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:52:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:50:14 EST (#)
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And what the fuck is a military chin?
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I think firefly means that you have a butthole in your chin.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will also scratch out the eyes of anyone who tries to seduce you!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:50:14 EST (#)
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And what the fuck is a military chin?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It got me laid...once.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:49:07 EST (#)
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You come back and camp on this post right now, missus! Argue with anyone that says I'm not pretty.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:48:56 EST (#)
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Hehe Brdn_Nkd. No creepy, stalker, crazy!:)
Ah internet lurve, it doesn't get you laid.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh London. That explains the vomit in the mouth. I am too Northern.
Oh well, that's enough heat for one day. I am staring to look like Brdn_Nkd on Crystles post anyway.
bored, sexy, distinguished, and intelligent?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh London. That explains the vomit in the mouth. I am too Northern.
Oh well, that's enough heat for one day. I am staring to look like Brdn_Nkd on Crystles post anyway.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:32:18 EST (#)
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I am from London. I don't think I know you.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:32:13 EST (#)
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you have a military persons chin.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think from now on, we should use emoticons to show we are joking. This site is getting more like MySpace anyway, nothing to loose.
Hang on, you are a Brit? Where are you from. You don't know me do you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:26:25 EST (#)
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Go back 5 years - or more - on this stock and check out what happens after it goes to $35 and change...usually, within 3 months of that low, it's back at $40+.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am British Orphelia, I thought my reviews were quite tounge in cheek aswell, that was the whole point, obviously not though..
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:24:15 EST (#)
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Lordy stone, everything I say is tongue in cheek. Will I ever find anyone to appreciate my poor British humour?
And of course I am sensitive, overly so in fact. I am female.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry Orphelia, I didn't realise you were so sensitive. Let's hope nobody asks you anything again, you might take it as a demand and accuse them of being intawebs serious and making up rules, that hurts my feelings =(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:19:57 EST (#)
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I appreciated all of your love, cunt.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I DID jack off into her hair but she didn't seem to mind.
At least she didn't say anything to me about it besides "meow" but I thought that just meant she was hungry.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:19:11 EST (#)
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Shlongy, PAYX seems to be on the tail end of 3 month recession. What, if any, indicators lead you to believe it'll bull? You know more about this than me, obviously, so I'll have to ask my brother.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I should think any pussy left in the hands of Shlongy is in mortal danger.
Since my love is unappreciated Sico, I will go back to the hate.
It was good while it lasted.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The irony is, that I'm watching a friends cat while they're away for a week- they left me a gift- well, 2 actually.
A bottle of single malt and a shirt that looks just like one I already own and have been seen wearing in like 7 pictures on this site.
I NOW HAVE ANOTHER JUST LIKE IT.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, if you based people's capital based on their clothes, it would mean you are a paydirt broke mother fucker since you have the same shirt on in 14 different camwhores, Clementine.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm, stone, dating sites? You use any good ones?
I think Sico is a bit too far away for me to be trying it on for real. You don't have to read my reviews. If I wanna flirt, then I can. It is the internet, there are no rules.
You sound bitter and lonely stone. Go pick on someone your own size, which I suspect is 22 stones.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I kind of pitch at her comments. Anyway....who the fuck are you calling a nerd? :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know a thing about that stock but here's one if you have a few spare dollars, which, based on your threads, you DON'T have:
PAYX
Look at the chart and start buying it.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know about anyone else but when I read Orphelia's comments I vomit a little. Of course I then have to eat my own sick to avoid an awkward situation at work.
Orphelia there are pleny of dating sites where you can flirt with internet nerds, please for the sake of my shirt take it somewhere else.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 14:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know who TheUniter is. Mail me naked pics, post haste, and I will tell you.
Hahaha
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck, I missed it, but I was close.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uNITER, ABOVE.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahah, Apollo, Shlongy. What do you guys think of DVN (NYSE)? Potential upswing or no?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
isn't it amazing how american 'fashions' are about three years behind the rest of the world?
Unless he's just wearing his dad's shirt and tie 'cos it's his first job out of the warehouse.
Fucking peasant.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy...don't hate, congratulate. I've gotten ass more times than people used your wife for an ash tray. From what I hear from her lot lizard days, it's quite a bit.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, you are still the sexiest 'older guy' of Uber.
Experience is everything.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have more issues than I have fingers.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-11-29 13:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNER!
137.1 points.
Well done.
oh, and sweet tie.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you have a little dimple in your chin.
awww...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Sico loves himself but isn't that so damn sexy?!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sico!
i like it.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love myself too
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You probably have taste then, if you exclude me stone.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone toast icarus1987 for allowing me into his exclusive century club http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=icarus1987&cutoff=100
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fuck everyone on this post, except Orphelia.
Thanks for keeping those pesky words to a minimum sico.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The answer is in the question.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that the, "I need a cock in my mouth uber bad!" face?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 12:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love the white trash insinuations. My house is like 6 times the size of a trailer. <----sarcasm, fuck toes.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love how sico tries to change the world's white trailer trash, cro-magnon perception of him by doing things like "writing stories" and "playing chess"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
buttmissle being openly open:
i have a friend, not many but i have one. i met the dude 6 or 8 years ago and I was pretty instrumental in helping him get his shit together. helped him get a job, his license back, I even let him live with us for over a year. I got him a job where I used to work and I have since moved on and he is still there. since i've left he slept with the owners wife...not like once or twice like serious shit now. so a few months back i mentioned this situation, no names or anything, to someone at another company completely disconnected but apparently it go back around to a few of the guys. not the owner but few other guys there that have pressured my buddy into quitting.
the kicker is he is blaming me for this situation.
my question is...do i pursue the situation to bring it to a head or simply say fuck him then if he can't see that this is his mess?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
done.
let me know if you didnt get it
fallen.uber.at.gmail.com
FUCKIN SKANKS!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I often wonder if people assume my boyfriend is a member of NAMBLA when they see us together. Then he takes me home and reams me from behind whilst calling me Kenny and I wonder what I was so worried about.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahah @ fry alarm...no I'm actually playing chess (work).
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i like the 'non invasive' tag
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ananise looks awful young in that photo. Still, I'd hit it.
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me too
with a Captain Caveman Club
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Whatever, you know you want me to make sweet love to you with my travelmate (http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would pay good money to spend a night with Orphelia and Anansie.
I bet they both smell real nice....like Lever 2000.....
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fry alarm go off?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hit everyone on this post, myself included...starting with orphelia. I'm off to do some work.
Continue the circle jerk with out me...or don't It's all relative.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just poking fun at the default defense of most people when someone pulls up an old picture of them.
"Omg, you're fat, lol."
"Omg, whatever, I've like lost 100 pounds since then!"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ananise looks awful young in that photo. Still, I'd hit it.
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me too
with a Captain Caveman Club
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ananise looks awful young in that photo. Still, I'd hit it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, but you are like 110 lbs. to begin with...WTF would you need to lose weight for. At least that's the image I remember of you (skinny). Don't ruin it and tell me that you are 2 something to do something or 3 something to be something.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you kidding me? Who wouldn't fuck this? I mean look at it...it's like a 10 year old boy/girl. http://stuff.ubersite.com/114254352416511052/1/ItriedtolookseductivebutIjustlookboredandoffputting.JPG I've got a pants triangle just looking at you.
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I just realized the sad part about that picture is I can't claim to have "like, lost 50/100/5000 pounds since that picture was taken" like everyone else on ubersite.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Not now Chief! I'm in the fuckin'zone"
good catch.
there's an Asian version as well.
"MUSCLE MILLLLK !!!"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I received a nickel for every one-liner and quip I've put on this site...I'd be a nickelaire.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did someone say 'loose girls'? Did someone want me?
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You mind inserting that poultry stick in my rendering plant?
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I'm in!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i can't believe i got no credit for 'knockin your tonsils out' I mean that's got to be the most romantic way to say blow job i've ever heard
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did someone say 'loose girls'? Did someone want me?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You mind inserting that poultry stick in my rendering plant?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH SNAP! SO my love for MUDDY isn't gay after all? Anansie just said he's a woman so it MUST be true.
RANDOMLY capitalizing your WORDS is about as gay as EMOticons.
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I'm just hoping he's a woman since in real life I have a penis. We all know the internet is a great place for meeting loose girls.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH SNAP! SO my love for MUDDY isn't gay after all? Anansie just said he's a woman so it MUST be true.
RANDOMLY capitalizing your WORDS is about as gay as EMOticons.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you Anansie always smells nice....like "Irish Spring" soap.....
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ahahaha...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whatev
i've got nice hair and like to take care of it
could you be more catty?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I take your knowledge of what is bad for your hair as proof you are a woman.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you Anansie always smells nice....like "Irish Spring" soap.....
And her breath is always minty fresh.....
BRB
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shit as in bad
not as in like 'stuff'
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Herbal Essence is shit for your hair
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're wrong there, bucko, shampoo is for people who wash.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you Anansie smells nice......like "Herbal Essences"......
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am only being nice for today after this it is back to hate.
I know you like it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know. I'm the only person I know that can make a myspace pose look hideous.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Yeah, my collars popped"
"cause I'm the fuckin man, and everyone should know it"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you kidding me? Who wouldn't fuck this? I mean look at it...it's like a 10 year old boy/girl. http://stuff.ubersite.com/114254352416511052/1/ItriedtolookseductivebutIjustlookboredandoffputting.JPG I've got a pants triangle just looking at you.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
anansie is a man
i have proof
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
POO FLINGER!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're nuts. I'm like a cross between Gollum and a spider monkey. Not just in looks either; I talk to myself and fling my own poo.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I still didn't get a straight answer if method was offering me his sister or not.
Orphelia, I'd happily let you catch a batch of my bald man phlegm for being nice.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As gay as I am, I have a thing for Anansie, and would love to smell her hair.....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah but i cant type/spell/punctuate , so fuck you!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's "who would HAVE thought"
un-fucking-believable
And in my hay-day, I used to be the KING of circle-jerks!
errrr......
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is surely a 'don't fuck with me' pose.
Or 'I am dirty in bed'.
Lordy.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know if it makes you look gay but it apparently started this homoerotic lovefest.
+2 for bringing Method out of the clos... er, woodwork.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
who would of thought that Method is a big circle jerk fan!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Sico could turn a straight man gay in an instant in that shirt and tie combo.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CIRCLE JERKING CAN STOP NOW!
NOW IT CAN RECONVENE
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no old bonkeyes is hurty, i have normal blue eyes, go see....... vagina nose
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually Method I'd say droopy faced stroke victim is near truthful. It ain't the shape of the mouth but what you can do with it that counts...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, who's the googly eyed guy that looks like a shitzhu? is that you?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:16:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bwahahahaha @ MUDDY. I'm emotionally attached to...everything here :( wait, I mean :) no, I meant }:-) or :O i'm shocked
emoticons, ftw.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<ejaculates>
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hang on, ive had a stoke and I have fuck me eyes AND i have blonde ish hair......
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Em I am not leaving this post, ever! Tell Hurty his +2 is in the post.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd fuck sico before method, because i like chicks with emotional baggage
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, YOU'RE the blonde with the big "fuck me" puppy dog eyes, my apologies, you dont look like a droopy faced stroke victim, that came out of my generic arsenal of insults, but it seems to have struck a nerve, and for that, I'm not sorry
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what you look like Method but surely it can't be as hot and fine as this young man in pink?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method's just jealous of my dashing looks, my cunning, my nose, my perfectly colored eyes, etc. Method sent me a package with roofies in it once. I was so attracted to myself that I date rape drugged my self.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think everyone should go and look at me as superman, i urinate over both of those hammer heads
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Muddy, it's floating around, check the local truck stop bathroom wall, I see it there quite often.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you kidding me? Have you seen how incredibly handsome I am? Don't make me camwhore again, you ornery little minx
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method i really don't see how you are in a position to judge but, whatever.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
man i wish i could find that picture of method with his shirt off so I could make a post with this same title
caul, lend me access to your spank bank
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mononucleosis
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't hate you whilst looking at that picture.
So damn sexy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
desperate droopy faced stroke victim below
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want your babies.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm more of a outdoorsy guy myself as you seen when you commented on the post about the dog...I just clean up nicely. Now, your place or mine?
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Ubersite: The place for totally ghey hookups since 1998.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.tinyurl.com/cob77
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BELOW
i'm just not living up to my usual standards today.
i'm gonna go jerk off or something.
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who are you kidding...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge, WTF...I thought you were clever and witty. If you can't make fun of me then you must be completely fucking gay instead of just bi-curious.
Submitted by Planet (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shirt or no shirt, you are fucking gay, loser
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BELOW
i'm just not living up to my usual standards today.
i'm gonna go jerk off or something.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:40:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd definitely fuck you with two fists running the course of your anal cavity.
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I'd return the favor, pretty boy....the pink tie would have to go though, unless I decided to use it as a restraining device.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THREE BEOW NOW GODDAMNIT.
quit responding to everything so fucking fast, you lazy shit
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
stolen from a NOFX song two below
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does that include your sister too?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i've run out of things to say to you. maybe it's the upcoming holidays that have me in a funk or something.
do something outrageous so i can harass and belittle you for it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 11:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a new slogan for you, you piece of shit:
"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Brdn...you're a bit late http://www.ubersite.com/m/113466#2593061
Do you have a plan B insult? Please and thank you.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
unoriginal twat |
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Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Burn the tie, or give it back to your boyfriend :P
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
no your face does.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
keeping your options open eh
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't personally condone gay, NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
at least my post isnt a gay fest
oh hang on
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well i mean, i'm not gay but i'm also no one to deny myself so if I ever felt like knockin your tonsils out...you game?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hehehehe, muddy's hitting on me again...hi big boy.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
only attention seeking whores wear pink to someone else's wedding
oh wait...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is that a really huge ear??
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, I'm truly insulted. Irishmen couldn't build a nose that pretty. Only Italian bloodlines, pumped full of thallasemic fortitude could generate such a prize.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you used to kick my ass back in Middle School.
-2 for the bad memories.
:(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look generically Irish, I feel sorry for you sub-human, inbred lot, I call you "ordinaries"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was pretty drunk when this was taken (at a wedding) but I certainly hope I'm not holding a martini glass. Chances are it was a snifter of brandy or a tumbler or Maker's Mark as I've been known to drink while enjoying an 'open bar.'
I only go to weddings that have open bars so keep that in mind when you send me your invitation.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look weirdly like Trent Reznor. Wanna fuck?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-11-29 10:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no its the face