Happy Birthday HBTS (Repost) (1647 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.17 on 118 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orphelia (View user info) at 2007-11-30 04:45:35 EST
For tomorrow. Thirty and still looking good.
User Reviews
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-25 13:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOING
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-12 06:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are you doing that? I am completely confused?
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-12 06:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114141#2620085
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-29 23:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*snaps fingers* Now I know who you remind me of! You look like the actress that plays the female officer in Hot Fuzz. It's the smile, mostly.
(That's a compliment! I promise!)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:29:26 EST (#)
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It is Christmas! Otherwise, no!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:28:34 EST (#)
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aren't you always drunk?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:25:28 EST (#)
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Only if i am very drunk, the lights are out and you promise to wash it first.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-27 16:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wanna fuck?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-23 18:16:18 EST (#)
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redskieslookfake.at.hotmail.co.uk
Drop me an email some time
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-18 11:10:57 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/113796#2607492
wE'RE ALL ON PULSEHEAD....
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-14 06:32:51 EST (#)
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5 Hits!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 10:54:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:19:57 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
fag hag
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I know who you are and I think you are pathetic
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2007-12-12 10:19:57 EST (#)
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fag hag
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113609#2599454
Hahahaha! who will be the receiver? Tune in next week....
Thx for the email, really appreciate that.Have a friendly xxx.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-03 22:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
creepiness on the jonnyx scale below
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your gonna love when I plonk and slap your face with my flesh baton, cunt.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:34:11 EST (#)
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I got a job for you. I'm going to have you plant tulips.
TWO LIPS AROUND THIS COCK! WHORE!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your cunt probably stinks of feta cheese.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dilapidations
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:32:54 EST (#)
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Lemon Meringue !
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:32:38 EST (#)
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...and a partridge in a pear tree.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:32:19 EST (#)
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CHoWDAH!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:32:06 EST (#)
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Bwahahaha
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dH
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-02 15:08:12 EST (#)
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I am responsible, solely, for the demise of Uber, Woody.
Come back soon. (-2 a bit harsh:))
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-12-02 14:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
now I see why you thought that though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 17:06:39 EST (#)
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I dispute TheUniters rating. I demand a recount. It is a dog with a bonkeye. It made you smile and you know it!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-30 16:07:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-30 15:56:41 EST (#)
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I'll make sure this post tops 100 as well.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-30 15:16:32 EST (#)
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haha bonkeye
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 14:34:20 EST (#)
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Em, I crashed. Check your mail, I can't get back on.
*grind grind*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 14:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Bouuuncy Bounnnnnnce*
hey hang on!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-30 14:13:54 EST (#)
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POLITENESS GETS YOU EVERYWHERE. I LEARNED THAT A LONG TIME AGO.
READY, SET....GO.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 14:06:45 EST (#)
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Since you ask so nicely...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-30 14:04:08 EST (#)
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JUMP UP AND DOWN ON MY DICK, PLEASE.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:52:04 EST (#)
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get on msn then!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:47:26 EST (#)
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Oh Lordy, that is gonna have me wondering for ages if no one remembers!
Em are you sure you wanna play?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:45:30 EST (#)
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"Ya walleyed bastard."
I don't even remember what movie that's from.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oops
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
True.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
2 CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME MISSY!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GAH. Oh well.
I FUCKED UP THE RATING TOO OH NOES!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucked up the rating, sorry O.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:27:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:25:49 EST (#)
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Are you dutch?
That's common knowledge...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:25:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-30 18:22:21 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:07:51 EST (#)
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BWAHAHAHA BOWLING?!
Yeah. It was fucking retarded. Imagine i was one of the few not drunk...
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Are you dutch?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:07:51 EST (#)
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BWAHAHAHA BOWLING?!
Yeah. It was fucking retarded. Imagine i was one of the few not drunk...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:07:51 EST (#)
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BWAHAHAHA BOWLING?!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:16:26 EST (#)
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You can hear my retarded voice on youTube. I'm not giving you a link though.
I subscribed to your account, don't post links of my retarded movies, plz?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:53:40 EST (#)
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Well I was here, waiting...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, since no one responded...I'll be gone for another while.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:31:58 EST (#)
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Okay...here's the plan. I've got a bit of work to do (about 5 minutes) and I'm going to take a shit. Everyone meet me back here in about 10-15 minutes and I will camp for about all day.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:18:57 EST (#)
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Hurty sounds like Ewan McGregor. Fact. And the YouTube link is cool.
I wish you wouldn't call me whore. I can take it from everyone but you. *slashes at wrists* *again*
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:16:26 EST (#)
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You can hear my retarded voice on youTube. I'm not giving you a link though.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:01:52 EST (#)
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Don't be fooled rorrim, Hurty is American. He pretends to be a Scot.
You can pull my leg anytime, I'll believe anything...THis is Uber, you never know, untill you know.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:06:06 EST (#)
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Minus two, Hurty? You made me cry.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:03:35 EST (#)
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I'm Scottish. Orphelia is a whore.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 12:01:52 EST (#)
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Don't be fooled rorrim, Hurty is American. He pretends to be a Scot.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-30 11:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 11:53:27 EST (#)
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Rorrim, as a Sicilian I cannot refuse any request on my almost birthday. As such,
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113358#2594405
Last wednesday was my birthday, so thanx for the late present! And i thought you were scottish ?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 11:53:27 EST (#)
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Rorrim, as a Sicilian I cannot refuse any request on my almost birthday. As such,
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113358#2594405
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-30 11:40:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 11:24:49 EST (#)
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Petite girls rule!
I feel like Rob Berg answering to every review:) The position seems vacant currently, so why not?
Hurt sux. He should get shades.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 11:26:11 EST (#)
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Hey rorrim, it is Hurtys loss! He a foo! :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 11:24:49 EST (#)
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czwij - you are on!
Brdn_Nkd - you really are a dirty beggar:)
Sacirilious - I am a wee 5ft2" standing on steps/chairs/boxes comes with the territory when you go for guys over 6ft. Petite girls rule!
I feel like Rob Berg answering to every review:)
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-30 11:19:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 03:31:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My 11 month old son is walking! +2s for all!
Now that's sweet! And fuck hbts. He never rates my posts...
Submitted by SanDee (user info) at 2007-11-30 11:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahh, the poor poor poor poor boss eyed dog
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 10:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-30 15:45:19 GMT (#)
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EI- There's your mission for today. My name's all over this place. But you're saying you want me to wear underwear?! We'll need to come to some sort of an agreement.
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What kind of agreement?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-30 10:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphelia- I've stood on chairs to kiss tall boys before, for true.
EI- There's your mission for today. My name's all over this place. But you're saying you want me to wear underwear?! We'll need to come to some sort of an agreement.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-11-30 10:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 10:21:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-30 14:56:27 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
HBTS is way more emo than that dog.
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EMO?! Cunt.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-11-30 10:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That dogs eye is not near wonky enough
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-11-30 09:56:27 EST (#)
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HBTS is way more emo than that dog.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-30 09:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-30 09:34:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:31:28 EST (#)
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Oh know you misunderstand, czwij. Brown leather and suede are lovely. I have a brown leather jackey myself. It is the clack siny kind with the red armbands tha proves oh so popular here with the Poles.
I am an excellent, breasty cook. It is the Pole in me. sa, what?
Haha Hurty.:)
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prove it. topless steak and kidney pie , sunday, at your house.
fuck. i would really like some Steak and pie...
cant get that shit here.
i'll furnish the beverages.
deal?
no funny stuff, though. im not that kind of guy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-30 09:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
(Method's mom)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-30 09:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:12:18 CST (#)
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OH THANKS.
You know I can't see in a straight fucking line, how do you expect me to be able to hammer?
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Please hammer; don't hurt 'em.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 08:29:02 EST (#)
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So me and Sacrilicious are actually getting married, wow!! I better find out her name first, I cant be calling Sacrilicious, Sacrilicious all the time. Or can i............
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 08:27:33 EST (#)
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Not unitil we get back to the honeymoon suit then there will be plenty of emissions but I can aim other places rather than the dress.
I have a thing for white underwear Sacrilicious, suspenders etc, so if you can arrange that
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 08:26:41 EST (#)
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I think Sacrilious would have to stand on a box for the kiss the bride bit.
I am gonna buy a hat, Cilla style. Da da da dum da da da dum... :)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-30 08:23:54 EST (#)
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Though there will be no emissions on the dress!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-30 08:23:16 EST (#)
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That mission is possible. <3
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 08:14:33 EST (#)
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When we get married Sacrilicious I will buy you a vera wang dress and no panties
uh oh i said Sacrilicious!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-30 08:12:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-11-30 08:07:12 EST (#)
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lmao
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 07:53:31 EST (#)
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I can't afford Vera Wang clothes, just the perfumes, but her wedding gowns are exquisite. Not that I will ever need one :(
Haha Orph. :)
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-30 07:43:50 EST (#)
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You mean there's more than one of her?
and the PTA has disbanded.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-30 07:40:39 EST (#)
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I couldn't care less about designer clothes in general, but I've always said if I ever walk down an aisle in a white dress, it WILL be a Vera Wang.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-30 07:01:19 EST (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHHAHH! HUZZZAHHH!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 07:00:39 EST (#)
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orph go and rate my post you lazy bastard
i will sleep with you
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:49:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:30:25 EST (#)
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I have found that most polish girls want to sleep with me, maybe thats all girls, probably.
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Not just the girls big boy ;>
and orphelia, how does one wear Vera Wang? I thought it would be difficult getting through the day with a small asian lady draped across oneself?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:34:42 EST (#)
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*looks at all other spelling mistakes*
I give up. If you can work out what that review I fucked up is meant to say, I will give you a bjorhob. hehe. I am thick. The end.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:32:37 EST (#)
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*oh no
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:31:28 EST (#)
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Oh know you misunderstand, czwij. Brown leather and suede are lovely. I have a brown leather jackey myself. It is the clack siny kind with the red armbands tha proves oh so popular here with the Poles.
I am an excellent, breasty cook. It is the Pole in me. sa, what?
Haha Hurty.:)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:30:25 EST (#)
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I have found that most polish girls want to sleep with me, maybe thats all girls, probably.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:29:09 EST (#)
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The Polish over here look so daft because they can't afford new clothes.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:22:18 EST (#)
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I have a brown leather bomber jacket.
goes with my suede loafers....
polish grrls are choice.
and great cooks.
usually quite breasty too.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:12:18 EST (#)
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OH THANKS.
You know I can't see in a straight fucking line, how do you expect me to be able to hammer?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:05:45 EST (#)
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Nail on the head, Hurty, nail on the head.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:04:49 EST (#)
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Is the clear message 'I'm a cheap slut with a stinky cunt' by any chance?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:03:50 EST (#)
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Oh and I think it is funny girls who drown themselves in Impulse body spray are sending out a very clear message.
I am wearing Vera Wang today.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 06:01:08 EST (#)
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My dad is Polish I think this qualifies me to wear blue eyeshadow just like the Eastern Europeans do. The Polish migrants here look as if they have travelled from the 8os. Red and black leather bomber jackets and chenille roll neck sweaters.
The blue eyeshadow was a mistake I won't repeat again. I wear metallic green now:)
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:49:48 EST (#)
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this a brit only party?
do colonials qualify?
happy B day, old salt.
funny how brit grrls wear blue i-shadow, it was the fashion here before the curtain came down.
they also used instant shower (roll on deoderant) as perfume, rolling it on their necks.
no bras and didn't shave their pits.
ahh, the good old days...
fucking SHOOP DE WHOOP
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:32:13 EST (#)
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Ha! i will be the one laughing when Drogo and I are millionaires! We wont remmember you two gits, thats for sure.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:30:51 EST (#)
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It's less of a battle and more of a pathetic capitulation.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:29:33 EST (#)
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I hope you include your battle with herpes. Such a moving story :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:26:59 EST (#)
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Its my life story. Drogo and I are thinking of turning it into a novel.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:25:52 EST (#)
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Funny link Hurty. The last line is awesome.
What on earth do men grow that bit of hair for though, under the bottom lip.
So very gay.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:22:39 EST (#)
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I don't know those Uggs are funny. Tiny skinny legs then a massive clump of polyester faux fur?
What do I know about fashion, though. I wear blue eyeshadow, goddammit.
Drogo and Em collaboration. Is it gonna be dirty?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:14:58 EST (#)
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When I lived in the States there was a bizarre fashion trend (in winter no less) of girls wearing skimpy tops and skirts with Uggs on their feet.
I called them Eski-hos.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15705_iphone-delay-parody.html
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:13:32 EST (#)
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and i demand co author credit
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:13:03 EST (#)
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i dunno i think those uggs can suit the right kinda girl
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:12:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:03:05 EST (#)
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Dear Drogo, I do wear boots but not of the Ugg type. They are brown or black leather, knee highs with a feminine heel. I am very girly and those caveman boots don't appeal to me.
Anyway, I don't shuffle, I sashay.
Today I am wearing my black ones, a pencil skirt and a blouse with spots on. Polka dots make me happy inside.
Hope that helps you out Drogo. Perv.
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Ahhh yes that helps a lot My dear Orphelia. I knew you would be a 'Classy boot' wearing lady.
Anyway I am writing a little ditty regarding our darling little Em, so I best get on otherwise he will keep emailing me, as is his want.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:06:51 EST (#)
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Uggs are fucking horrendous.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 05:03:05 EST (#)
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Dear Drogo, I do wear boots but not of the Ugg type. They are brown or black leather, knee highs with a feminine heel. I am very girly and those caveman boots don't appeal to me.
Anyway, I don't shuffle, I sashay.
Today I am wearing my black ones, a pencil skirt and a blouse with spots on. Polka dots make me happy inside.
Hope that helps you out Drogo. Perv.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-30 04:49:28 EST (#)
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Well I imagine he will be busy with his 'girlfriend' tomorrow.
And I am busy.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-11-30 04:49:20 EST (#)
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Ahh bless him. What happened to the eye?
Orphelia I have a question and it may seem strange but I'm just going to throw it out there.
Do you wear boots? For some odd reason I have it in my head that you are the Boot wearing type of Lady. I mean that in no way pervy or anything just a simple question.
I have this deep seated hatred of those Ugg type things that seem to be popular at the moment. Why is it that as soon as a girl puts them on her feet she suddenly becomes incapable of actually picking her feet up and ends up scuffing around like some retard who has scented chocolate?
Anyway I digress. Happy Birthday Hurty may you have many many more.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-30 04:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks.
*Weeps*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-30 04:46:36 EST (#)
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for tommorow? hey you cant celebrate old Bonkeyes birthday a day before.