My badass car (3276 hits)
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Submitted by McBain (View user info) at 2003-08-04 01:44:34 EDT
You can't fuck with the IROC. That's my other car in the background for sale. It's a badass GTO. Real men own Camaros, and not wimpy imports. You can't see the bigass tire marks in the street from when I did this fuckin' monster burnout a while ago.
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahah hey man can your camaro do wheelies?
Submitted by Staccers (user info) at 2004-05-14 12:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would love to shoot you in the face. What a wortless and egocentric post.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-14 12:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
girl car, faggy yellow? But +1 for the T Top.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-05-14 12:14:16 EDT (#)
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Mcbain is a girl???
Submitted by barnsie <barnsie.at.ihug.com,au> at 2004-05-14 12:09:34 EDT (#)
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WHAT A FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT THIS WEB SITES TOTALLY FUCKED
Submitted by STIs are Fast at 2004-04-05 13:00:22 EDT (#)
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MY STI STOCK WILL BEAT THE PANTS OFF OF ANY IROC OR CHEVY ANY DAY OF THE WEEK thank you I logged a 4.8 0-60 so eat my shorts
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-02-03 07:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So what? I once laid rubber in Chevette. Big deal.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-02-03 06:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet car.
Submitted by hotboxedsquirrel (user info) at 2003-08-08 02:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
YEEEHAAAAWWWWW...I LIKE RAPIN DEM DER PIGS!!!!! BUT NOT AFTER I DRIVE MAI CAMARO!!
YYYYYEEEEHHHHHAAAWWWW DOGGIE!
Submitted by japan (user info) at 2003-08-07 18:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Camaros are for rednecks, but at least u try to keep up with the pack. Camaros are not fast at all and all they are good for is emptying a gas tank really quick.
If I may, id like to inform you all that i have the nicest car of any of you.
1994 Nissan Skyline GTS-t , 2 door
Ive done many mods on it already.
BRacing Exhaust, one of the best on the market
APEXi Intake
Some kind of loud blowoff valve
Strutt tower bars , front and rear
MOMO Steering weel
Well somtime when im not lazy ill take a pic of it..
yea i live in effin japan if some of you are wondering how i have a skyline
Yea id most likely tear apart anyone else in here with my car, the spedometer is in Kilometers, but i estimated the time in MPH so my 0-60 (which is what the cars made for) is about 4.4 seconds. Eat that bit.
Submitted by pimpbuster (user info) at 2003-08-07 14:26:18 EDT (#)
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Since everybody likes to bash everyone else's car and say that theirs is better than the one pictured, maybe we should settle it all and have a Uber drag race. I figure Nebraska is a nice central location, and we could all jump on I-80 and let everyone loose. Run west to east, first one across the state wins.
This will bring everything together, top speed, reliability, efficiency, and balls. Granted, there's only like 2 Nebraska State Troopers, (one of them caught my sister when she was running with trucks) so we'd be fairly free, but there's still that chance.
I'd join in with my nothing-special Camry (seeing my Falcon isn't in the country yet) just to get things running. Anyone in?
We could make it so you have to get off at certain exits just to introduce some turns seeing there are about 4 in the entire state, so you handling people (myself included) can stop bitching.
Who's interested?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-07 14:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1060111164999927131
I want to see what chicagogirl looks like. Incase I fancy having sex with her also. Anyone got a link?
Submitted by chicagogirl <huh.at.work.com> at 2003-08-07 13:52:26 EDT (#)
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So Hidden you proclaim your lust for me on a hillcat car post?
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-07 09:02:52 EDT (#)
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My badass wheels.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-07 02:18:15 EDT (#)
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i can't hold it in anymore.
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH CHICAGOGIRL.
Submitted by Smax (user info) at 2003-08-07 01:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad...but mine's better...try to park your IROC in a handicapped space or two like me!
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As long as there is Paint Shop Pro, I can have any car I want...and any woman I want too...
Smax
Submitted by legi0ns (user info) at 2003-08-06 21:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
homo hidden strikes again
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2003-08-05 22:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love how its white..
WHITE POWER
psshhhh
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-05 15:21:24 EDT (#)
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McBain, you're badassest motherbadassistic badass in the world.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1060111164999927131
Submitted by Berz (user info) at 2003-08-05 13:17:25 EDT (#)
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That iroc is a real POS. Just cause it can burn out and make alot of noise doesn't mean it's the shit. Your reference to imports is ironic, they make alot of noise and can burn out; but they're stil gay as fuck. Be smart- drop that ugly fucker, buy a cheap car, save up and then buy a real mans car- an SS.
I would suggest a saleen stang, but you seem to be a chevy person and aren't willing to change sides.
BTW- Iroc's are slow as hell, any turbo 4 banger will shit all over your car.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-08-05 13:15:29 EDT (#)
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Real men can also recognize that their Uber posts suck.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-08-05 11:09:01 EDT (#)
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dude?
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-05 08:05:57 EDT (#)
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A 502 into a 67 Camero? Crimeney. Hope he had a tranny and rear end that could handle all that.
I know the off-road guys like to drop those into their Chey/GMCs. My buddy has a 73 Caddy El Darado with a 502. I threatened to steal the engine from him when I still had my '80 Suburban. I love the 350, but a 502 would have been all kinds of mean under the hood.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-08-05 04:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, nice car... if you live in the 80's or are white trash (or both.)
I drive the coolest car ever made, a 90 Yeller Nissan 300ZX. The perfect blend of power and absolute beauty.
+1 for Yeller though, it's the pimp color.
-Bus
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-05 02:56:45 EDT (#)
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My dad had a 69 Z28, and a 67 that he put a 502 in. The Camaro will always be a part of American auto herritage.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-05 02:33:14 EDT (#)
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Whiole I have seen my fair share of white guys driving 'Stangs, a majority of them are driven by blacks. The white guys that drive them are typically wiggers.
The Colorado State Patrol used to have 5.0s until they realised they getting out run on the open highways, especially once the chase got into the mountains, now they drive newer Cameros. The enigines have mods to them that are illegal for civilians to own on their street cars. I did a ride along with a buddy of mine who's a State Trooper. I'm glad I was with a professional driver like him, no amature could have handled that car.
Cameros really are decent cars, but that 81-93 body style is just so common that there is nothing special about it anymore. It's a bummer that Chevrolet decided to end the run of the Camero, it was the working man's sports car. My stepdad used to have a 68 Rally Sport. He dropped a 454 into it, he wanted an engine that weighed more than the car, I guess, but that thing was friggen awesome.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-05 02:30:41 EDT (#)
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Was it me who said "flame me because I posted a picture of my car"?? No. I posted this picture because in an earlier thread there was talk of cars, and I thought I would share mine with the people on Ubersite. Stop trying to be the fucking internet-Ghandi and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Really_God (user info) at 2003-08-04 17:32:48 EDT (#)
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Yea, thanks to idiots like Manfre and Flapjack I have found that it is much easier to get attention pissing people off than attempting to write something intelligent or thoughtful. Look at McBain, he got you all to hate him now all his posts are automatically in the most heated, get 800 hits in seconds, and get rated 100's of times in days. The thing is most of you are too stupid to realize its a greater complement to have 500 hits rating negative than have 3 hits total. Hell, McBains a celebrity on the site now and all his posts get read more than Bart's, which are actually intelligent and thoughtful. I decided instead of trying to write humor or a maddoxian type post I will just go the easy way and piss you idiots off. Most of you are so wrong and stubborn that this shouldn't be hard to do. Wish me luck
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-08-04 16:08:31 EDT (#)
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""Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2003-08-04 14:03:30 (#)
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I'm shocked that REALLY_GOD has actually posted anything, I hadn't noticed.
Who knew.""
with an average rating of -.32
the majority of Uber says "I've seen better"
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-04 15:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2003-08-04 14:44:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
What a redneck piece of shit.
Bet you can pick up all kinds of hot chick in that ride...chick with big hair, popping their chewing gum, wearing Member's Only jackets, singing Debbie Gibson, and holding spit cups.
I'd rather have the 'hog' from 'Dumb and Dumber.'
nitty
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(+2) for member's only jackets hahahahahahahahahahahah
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-04 14:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"If there is an automobile that can be called a "nigger car", it's the Mustang 5.0."
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-04 14:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laugh at you all, talking shit about my car. I don't recall saying it was better than all of your cars (which it probably is). You have no I dea how fast it is. If you did, you wouldn't run your mouths. Since when is a Camaro a piece of shit? The Camaro is America's staple sports car. Like Really God said, Camaros are amony the most drag-raced cars. They can be fast as hell. I never said mine was a goddamn street dragster. I just said it was fast, capable of beating most people on the road. I've never lost a race, but maybe that's because where I live the niggers and mexicans can't afford to tune up their 5.0s so they run like shit.
"The car is not so bad, but my REAL MAN drives a Mustang GT, 5.0, now thats a real car. The car kicks ass on the highway and has more balls then anything else I have ever driven."
If there is an automobile that can be called a "nigger car", it's the Mustang 5.0. Only people I EVER see driving them are Mexicans or black people. They are pretty fast, I'll give them that. But I've never lost a race to one. Not because they were crappy, not because the nigger didn't know how to shift, but because, believe it or not, MY CAR IS FAST. You've never driven with me in it, so you can't possibly assume anything about it. My GTO is a piece of crap. It needs a new engine and suspension work. I can't afford a new 389 OR suspension, so I'm selling it.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2003-08-04 14:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a redneck piece of shit.
Bet you can pick up all kinds of hot chick in that ride...chick with big hair, popping their chewing gum, wearing Member's Only jackets, singing Debbie Gibson, and holding spit cups.
I'd rather have the 'hog' from 'Dumb and Dumber.'
nitty
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2003-08-04 14:03:30 EDT (#)
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I'm shocked that REALLY_GOD has actually posted anything, I hadn't noticed.
Who knew.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-04 13:34:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Really_God (user info) at 2003-08-04 12:00:14 (#)
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Manfre, to quote myself, "NO ONE FUCKING CARES SO STOP BITCHING".
God... Looks like you know very much about contradiction you whiney little bitch.
If you listen to any prayer then listen to the ones that request you kill the stupid people. Please PLEASE kill them. Save us ALL the annoyance of having to listen to you and your followers... Goddamned morons...
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-08-04 13:27:20 EDT (#)
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""Submitted by LUXE (user info) at 2003-08-04 11:56:38 (#)
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I didn't know that you could get internet access in the trailer park?""
despite efforts from the civilized world, unfortunately they can.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-04 13:21:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:33:38 (#)
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If I had the funds that his dad did, I could make a faster car, too. That's all I was saying, smartass. I want you all to tell me what kind of car you have, since you all seem to think mine is crap. Let's see what you all think is cool.
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No cocksucker, maybe if you weren't an indigent piece of trash with no source of income besides sucking dick for pennies on the dollar, you could make a faster car, too.
HAHAHAHA I am so glad we are blessed with your presence MCBain, please don't go anywhere!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-04 13:18:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:05:26 (#)
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tells you what kind of poor, shitty, white trash neighborhood he lives in if he does burnouts in front of his house. the neighborhood association would have my balls if i pulled that shit. they don't allow white trash in the neighborhood. if someone saw McBain walking through the neighborhood with that bowl cut, nike shirt, and sweatpants, first they would laugh, then they would call the cops and have him removed.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Amen, and does anyone agree that this one belongs in the "Straight outta tha boneyard P.O.S. archives?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-04 13:00:15 EDT (#)
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Really_God should change his name to Really_Fuckin'_Stupid....
Submitted by Really_God (user info) at 2003-08-04 12:00:14 EDT (#)
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Manfre, to quote myself, "NO ONE FUCKING CARES SO STOP BITCHING". Go down one paragraph and read that, over and over again until it sinks itself into your pitiful brain. Oh, and not once have I ever said I associate myself with a religion, actually if you would have read some of my posts you would have noticed quite the opposite. You would, however, make quite a good brainwashed idiot to go around thinking that your views are superior to all. It surprises me you're not part of a religion, I used to think most agnostics were smart.
Submitted by LUXE (user info) at 2003-08-04 11:56:38 EDT (#)
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I didn't know that you could get internet access in the trailer park?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-04 11:45:55 EDT (#)
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Really. God. Shut the fuck up.
This is the sole reason why I dont believe in god. Assholes like this just ruin a religion.
Submitted by Really_God (user info) at 2003-08-04 11:20:00 EDT (#)
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Firstly, all you faggots that just follow McBain around and swear in his posts to look cool, GET A FUCKING LIFE. My god, wtf is wrong with all of you. Do you have no dicks and feel better by finding someone to follow around and yell at? Great, hes racist and you don't like his views. This is about a fucking car, not his views so go jack off to gay midget porn on kazaa and stop flaming every fucking post of people you don't like. Goddamn you people are pathetic, and the funniest thing is I think you feel it actually matters. That you typing shit is gonna make a difference in something. NO ONE FUCKING CARES SO STOP BITCHING.
Now about the car, decent somewhat. Its honestly not that great though. It looks like about an 83-85 or maybe a really early 91 and those are pretty decent but not amazing. And I dont like the looks. I wanna stick with a newer model, 94 camaro, black, tinted windows z28 v8 5.7l 6 speed engine. Now that, would fuckin own. I mean you said your car was $3000, somethin like what Im looking for usually is around $4500-5000 but it would be worth it for me. Ive seen supercharged 94 camaros with a lot of $$ put into them that can do under 10 second 1/4 mile's. This one guy got his up to 600 rwhp and put in NOS, and decked out the exterior. Now that was fuckin awesome. Your cars probably faster than MOST on the road but Id still go with a newer model. Or if anything a really old model from pre 1980, all sports cars were better and cheaper then. Cept MgBgt, those just sort of suck
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-04 11:19:42 EDT (#)
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Hey cornbread... Why dont you get a REAL badass.... Im pretty sure an 88 Mustang would hand you your ass on an oil stained platter... Then shove its dick down your throat where you enjoy it the most...
If your gonna brag about a car make sure the car you drive is worth braggin about... A Camaro is NOT worth bragging about. A 69 Shelby GT 500 is.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-04 11:16:49 EDT (#)
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IROC
Italian Retard Out Cruising....
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-08-04 10:58:28 EDT (#)
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I think Mcbains whole schtick if a joke. I think everything he posts. The pictures are definitely a joke. That's not his car and the pic that everyone photoshopped is not him.
I'll still pretend that is. It's too much fun to picture him with that stupid bowl cut.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-04 09:52:54 EDT (#)
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I'm sure this is a joke.
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2003-08-04 09:28:27 EDT (#)
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'95 black Mitsubishi 3000GT.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-08-04 09:28:08 EDT (#)
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btw, my stepdad's '73 firebird would leave you and your fagmobile so far behind, you'd look like you were in reverse. and his isn't piss yellow.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-08-04 09:19:52 EDT (#)
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this has got to be a hoax. nobody would sell the GTO and keep that piece of shit camaro.
Submitted by HedgehogAngel (user info) at 2003-08-04 09:11:28 EDT (#)
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The car is not so bad, but my REAL MAN drives a Mustang GT, 5.0, now thats a real car. The car kicks ass on the highway and has more balls then anything else I have ever driven.
Submitted by A_Weasel_named_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-08-04 08:22:29 EDT (#)
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MAn, if you painted that baby up to look like the V8 interceptors in mad-max it would look the SHIT son!
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-04 07:35:09 EDT (#)
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Nah, that van on the other side of the street is a newer body style. Only a year or two old.
Submitted by blanchfor (user info) at 2003-08-04 07:18:02 EDT (#)
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There is something about this picture which yells out "1989". I'm not just talking about the car either, I'm talking about everything seen.
Submitted by chinkydiva (user info) at 2003-08-04 06:05:34 EDT (#)
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I dont know anything about cars but I do know that the color is horrible.
Submitted by jake_plummer (user info) at 2003-08-04 04:50:09 EDT (#)
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McBain you are one W.T.-motherfucker.
Anyway, if you have time, check out this link, i made it for you:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1059845039665628644
jake
the +2 is because you hold true to the sterotype of whitetrash
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-04 04:45:46 EDT (#)
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See, there in lies the problem. My Goat could run like shit and still beat yours because as you say, it's not running right now.
I had a nitro inducted full blown 396 rat under the bonnet. It was a barely street legal dragster that won me a cash prize or two.
As far as your Jeep/Hippie comment. I'm about as far from being a hippie as you can get. I listen to heavy metal, have short hair, don't smoke pot, take showers on a daily basis, I don't wear hemp, and actually relish in warcraft and kreigshtauf more than peace.
Thank you Beer_Bong, I was actually thinking of opening a meatl bar caller "Otter Rocks."
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-08-04 04:28:17 EDT (#)
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Gee, 10 dollars says you snuck over to the neighbor's house while they were jogging and took a quick shot. Wow, try to impress a bunch of people on the internet that will only flame you in return.
God Bcbain. Have you no Mcbrain? You can't win.
-Tom
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-04 04:05:50 EDT (#)
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I don't care what you look like, or what color your skin is. You've got a red fucking neck, mother fucker. I really want to put a blasting cap in your mouth.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:53:59 EDT (#)
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A car NO hippie would drive: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1059983250829325680
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:42:16 EDT (#)
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My Camaro has TPI, so no carb is needed. Your sister must be a dyke. You get nothing for winning my challenge, except the embarassment of having no balls, and a dyke for a sister. This is INDEED my badass car.You're just jealous, hidden. All kinds of jealous.
Envy.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:38:40 EDT (#)
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Frisbee playing hippies drive jeeps. My GTO would rape your GTO in the ass, if I had the money to get it running.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:38:17 EDT (#)
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"I could put the same fuckin' engine your dad has in his Chevelle in my 'maro."
no you couldn't. this was a custom job, by a world class racing engine builder, Joe Dirt.
hooray for me! i won the white trash challenge! what do i win? the cracked engine block sitting on your kitchen table?
and i did race the Chevelle. i don't race it now because i'm currently 1,000 miles away from it.
man, this has got to be a joke. i'm not responding anymore because i think Nobb is right. there's no way this guy is serious. people like this don't even own computers because they'd rather spend the money on a carb kit for the 'maro.
thanks for the laughs, whoever you are.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:32:56 EDT (#)
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Otter rocks.
Submitted by JohnWilkesBooth (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:28:02 EDT (#)
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Didnt you hear?
Muscle cars are little dick cars.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:27:42 EDT (#)
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I had a 68 Goat that'd be across the quarter mile mark before your little IROC's rear wheels crossed the start line.
And while my Jeep may not be able to take you off the line, it'll walk all over your IROC. Literally.
It's guys like you that made that body style Camero associated with white trash and rednecks.
Submitted by sendmehatemail (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:27:26 EDT (#)
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You forgot about the plexiglass dick!
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:25:49 EDT (#)
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How many times do I have to say, that wasn't me in the picture.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:22:53 EDT (#)
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My homeboy's uncle has an '88 Camaro with a V8 400 stroker. He takes it to Infineon Raceway all the time and tears shit up. I think he's there this weekend. You're just talking out of your ass. If I posted a fuckin' MacLarenF1 you would have told me how weak it was. Nice to hear your sister has more nuts than you, because if she didn't your dad would have had his SON race, and not his skanky daughter. Way to lose your manhood, girlscout. My '65 (congratulations) GTO would rape your dad's Chevelle if I had enough money to fix it up. I'm guessing that with some good cash, I could put the same fuckin' engine your dad has in his Chevelle in my 'maro. They're both made by GM, and with proper chassis modifications could hold the same (I'm guessing 454 or 502?) engine the Chevelle has. Dick.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:12:20 EDT (#)
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What's wrong with everyone? This whole thing is insane, he's just flame baiting over and over and everyone just keeps going for it. He's probably been reading this site for a while and has seen what pisses people off the most and has used all of it. I very much doubt that was him in that pic he posted also.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:11:46 EDT (#)
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Obviously over-compensating. How sad. But at least we're assured that he's not going to breed.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:11:29 EDT (#)
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God, its even got yellow rims.
Submitted by sendmehatemail (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:06:35 EDT (#)
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you forgot about the plexiglass ...BIOTCH!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:05:21 EDT (#)
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I own a camaro and it's fucks like you that perpetuate to the sterotype of the molestor mustache wearing, mullet havin, sister fuckin, maynonaise sandwich eatin, tooth missing dumbass redneck. Go fuck yourself, I hope you total your piece of shit IROC and someone steals your GTO. Ass Rammer.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-04 03:04:09 EDT (#)
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"'Maro?" It's a CAMARO. I don't abbreviate the name of my shit-box, so why must you?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:59:52 EDT (#)
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Yeah I was going to guess a 65' or 66' and why the fuck you would sell a 65 GTO to keep a 88' IROC? what a fucking dumbass. Stop eating paint chips.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:59:12 EDT (#)
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YOU SUCK.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:59:03 EDT (#)
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I have an automatic tranny so my high stall torque converter can smoke your ass off the line at 2,000rpm. Any girl who fucks your ass for having a piece of shit like that must have all sorts of VD. North Dakota is for fuckin' rednecks moreso than Cali. Regardless of color, IT'S A WAGON. A wagon is what soccer moms and bums living out of their cars drive. My 'maro has t-tops. Uhhh.... sorry to burst your bubble, fag, but my car does have power steering. Your car obviously doesn't eat dumbasses, or you'd be dead.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:58:53 EDT (#)
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I must say, I'm surprised it doesn't have the huge Confederate flag painted on the roof like car from the Dukes of Hazzard.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:54:34 EDT (#)
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"If you're such a badass, what year is my GTO?"
The White Trash Challenge-
looks like a '65 to me.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
McWhiteTrash- you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. this car has won so many races (by a 19 year old girl, even) and so many shows, it's not even funny. even if you did have money (which you never will), you couldn't do shit with that fucking bannana on wheels.
your car suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
Submitted by sendmehatemail (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:48:22 EDT (#)
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i have a 1984 subaru Gl wagon ...manual tranny.. WHY?
it will plow through 8 feet of snow
4 wheel or 2 wheel drv.
i still have a better chance of getting laid in it then McBain in his IROC *this statement denotes sexual acts pretaining to animals and close family members.
i can kill baby seals in it...why...just because i can.
i live in northdakota.......we have snow and lots of suicidal deer...
my god it costs less then a hundred dollars a month to put gas in and insure.
did i mention all the honeys just love to work my stick shift...
it has a verticly opposed engine... the kind they used for those tiny little helicopters in NAM for getting injured troops out of the field... the kind on MASH.
my wagon is not pee yellow
my wagon has a sun roof...but not any sunroof... its plexiglass
i dont have to care what happens to the thing... it just runs no matter what.
why is my car more badass...because i can kill baby seals with it and because it has power steering
so run... run far away McBain because my car also eats trailer homes and nazis
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and I happen to like the new VY Holden Commodore
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:35:28 EDT (#)
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Shit, my mode of transport is third generation nikes .. with holes and a blood stain or two on them
But that doesnt mean I cant say your car is shit...
But shit.. if you love races so much .. I'll race you in a 100 metre sprint if you really want
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:33:38 EDT (#)
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If I had the funds that his dad did, I could make a faster car, too. That's all I was saying, smartass. I want you all to tell me what kind of car you have, since you all seem to think mine is crap. Let's see what you all think is cool.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:25:19 EDT (#)
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*vomit*
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:23:04 EDT (#)
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" He probably spent a shitload of money on it, too. "
Umm.. McStain.. If I'm not mistaken, you usually have to spend money on cars to make em go faster..
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:19:24 EDT (#)
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You think it makes your dad's car sound faster when you type the displacement in litres AND cubic inches? You shit-eater. It must have been a piece of shit. You probably bought it from some nigger who put it through every sideshow in town. As for your Chevelle, good for your dad. He probably spent a shitload of money on it, too. Give me some dough and the Camaro or the GTO would run on your dad's little Chevelle. If you're such a badass, what year is my GTO?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:14:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:08:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep tellin yourself that McStain .. You're embarrased about your looks .. Its not my fault, blame your Uncle-dad for those fucked up looks
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:12:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:01:01 (#)
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Your pussy-assed dad isn't a real man, and can't work on cars for shit. You need talent to work on a car like this. It was slow because it was probably a 6 cylinder. I guess you don't know much about cars. That shows because only people who don't know shit about cars say one is slow because of how it looks. You're probably one of those "fast and the furious" punks. Anybody who knows about cars would know that this is a badass car. You wish you had one like this. So go get back in your Honda, Hidden, and stay the fuck away from my 'maro, because if I see you on the streets I would burn you into the fuckin' ground.
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me and my "pussy-assed dad" built a motherfucking 700hp '71 Chevelle that was in Car Craft magazine, and almost won my sister a national drag racing title, bitch. i've forgotten more about cars than you'll ever know. keep talkin', sucka. your car suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
and my dad's Camaro was a '90 IROC V8-350 5.7L.
....and it was SLOW.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I may,
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1052712775756117159
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep tellin yourself that McStain .. You're embarrased about your looks .. Its not my fault, blame your Uncle-dad for those fucked up looks
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:07:36 EDT (#)
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I told you, that wasn't my picture. I ain't white. Bitch.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:07:25 EDT (#)
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How about someone photoshops a half dozen Ubersite Jeeps crushing that ugly coloured car?
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahah .. Street race disses
Aww fuck yeah McStain .. Youre the coolest.. One day I'll grow a lil bumfluff beard like you
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tells you what kind of poor, shitty, white trash neighborhood he lives in if he does burnouts in front of his house. the neighborhood association would have my balls if i pulled that shit. they don't allow white trash in the neighborhood. if someone saw McBain walking through the neighborhood with that bowl cut, nike shirt, and sweatpants, first they would laugh, then they would call the cops and have him removed.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:03:09 EDT (#)
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You are a funny motherfucker McBain.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:01:01 EDT (#)
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Your pussy-assed dad isn't a real man, and can't work on cars for shit. You need talent to work on a car like this. It was slow because it was probably a 6 cylinder. I guess you don't know much about cars. That shows because only people who don't know shit about cars say one is slow because of how it looks. You're probably one of those "fast and the furious" punks. Anybody who knows about cars would know that this is a badass car. You wish you had one like this. So go get back in your Honda, Hidden, and stay the fuck away from my 'maro, because if I see you on the streets I would burn you into the fuckin' ground.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-04 01:53:45 EDT (#)
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my dad bought a silver IROC just like that one. he had it for a week, and that's all he could stand. he got rid of it because he said he felt like a pussy in such a slow car.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-04 01:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That isnt your car.. Neither is the one in the background..
Oh.. those are tyre marks on the road? .. Ive seen better tracks from 3 year olds on tricycles
Why didnt you take some pictures of the burnout?
Fuckin rednecks..
Submitted by sendmehatemail (user info) at 2003-08-04 01:51:55 EDT (#)
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welcome to the getto where the players play and McBain ride on the street (and the homies) like every day!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-04 01:51:07 EDT (#)
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are you mike mulletino?
that car sucks. my sister's car would romp all over that hunk of shit, you fuckin' slack-jawed yokel.
nice color- piss yellow.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-04 01:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, you can see the burnout marks. Look right above the rear spoiler.