Whale Naming and how a Misleading URL leads to disappointment and sorrow (plus bonus camwhore with me and my niece) (1134 hits)
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Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2007-11-30 18:58:52 EST
So I was reading the comments section on Fark about an article from greenpeace to name a humpback whale and the concerted efforts of the Cult of Curtis to get the whale named Mr. Splashy Pants.
http://www.greenpeace.org/international/campaigns/oceans/whaling/great-whale-trail/gwt-vote is the related article if you want to cast your vote.
**Unrelated yet interesting note is that a key point in a paper I am writing is about the deliberate skewing of internet polls by organized groups and how marketing and ad revenues are effected**
Further down in the comments a few users were snarking back and forth and one suggested to the other that he was a regular to dolphinsex.com
I was intrigued...I have previously mentioned here http://www.ubersite.com/m/113227 that I get overly curious about things and have made some bad decisions about what links to follow, but dolphinsex.com was too offbeat...too odd...ok well not TOO odd, but the thought sthat were running through my mind were.
Much like monkey porn, I guess there had to be a niche market for people who wanted to watch dolphins fuck, or some kind of underwater bestiality after-school special with a chick and a dolphin, or hell even a dude trying to fuck a dolphin would have been worth the laugh. Were there possibly dolphin bondage enthusiasts? Would they be all into neoprene and blow-holes?
I HAD to see for myself...fucking curiosity won again...
God damnit... just another lame ass HUMAN porn site.
I had my heart on seeing some cetececean...setasaytion...ceteceacean...fuck me how do you spell that word)...some hot Flipper action.
I shut the window disappointed and sad...
Then I found out Evel Knievel died...more sad.
Glad I have beer.
Cheers!
Uncle B.
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-12-02 11:15:44 EST (#)
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You live in SC right? I'll be through that way headed to Jacksonville FL for a friends wedding Memorial Day weekend.
Cash...no obscure poker chips from casino's i'll never find.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-02 08:33:11 EST (#)
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DAMMIT.
Put it on my tab...next time we hook up, I'll take care of my marker.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-12-02 00:23:48 EST (#)
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Shlongy: You owe me $50 she didn't foul herself in my presence.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-01 15:42:27 EST (#)
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You look like my psychopathic Human Geography teacher from junior year of high school. I'm reasonably certain he was in the CIA - "When I was in Germany in the 80s..." "The African conflicts would get incredibly brutal" "I did some work for the defense department at Fort Benning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_of_the_americas)"
And the guy just had that look to him that kind of whispers and screams "I've killed people with my hands."
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-01 07:20:22 EST (#)
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they're not going to name a whale, they're going to tag one. like this:
http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1422044_whaletag.JPG
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-30 23:51:39 EST (#)
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L to the O the L
wow...do I really give off that cranky old fart vibe already....Noooooooo.
I've been told I look like a macho Woody Harrelson....
weirder though a chick in my chemistry class said I remind her of Ted Nugent...
WtF?
Ted Nugent?
According to the the my heritage celebrity matchup bullshit shit I look like a super model from Dutch land.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-30 22:55:21 EST (#)
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When I don't know what somebody here looks like, I arbitrarily assign a stand-in for my imagination. You got William Conrad. You remember Cannon? It's nothing personal.
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1059/9735-0003.jpg
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-30 22:46:24 EST (#)
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I'm 35... no one expects me to have a full head of hair.
My niece is 9 months in this picture and was about to enjoy her first thanksgiving.
My other sister (identical twin to the mother of the child I am holding) is pregnant and due in april.
Now that my other sister is pregnant...now my family leaves me alone now that 2/3rds of their kids have carried on the line.
As to why it was believed or envisioned that I was fat I have no idea...
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-11-30 22:10:04 EST (#)
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Uncle creepy.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-11-30 21:55:03 EST (#)
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Matching hairlines, too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-30 21:47:10 EST (#)
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$50 says the kid just took a shit on you.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-11-30 21:39:18 EST (#)
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move your hand and i'd hit that
you can't hide the smell of a new baby from me Lungfish
i'd hit that
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-30 21:28:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-11-30 21:27:39 EST (#)
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Lungfish would hit that.
Did you ask that kid's parents if you could post that picture on ubersite?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-30 20:55:36 EST (#)
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Now that's a cute kid. Don't tell Wildman I said so.
I pictured you as old and fat. I don't know why.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-11-30 20:15:03 EST (#)
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Look at that shirt.
The 70s has kidnapped that little girl! Call the Mod Squad!
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-11-30 19:45:11 EST (#)
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oh my....that was an interesting link.
First the Furries...now...that...
Just knowing there is someone out there who wants to molest dolphins...and HAS (alledgedly per the link) just shrinks my hope for humanity that much further.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-11-30 19:29:36 EST (#)
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This may be worth your perusal
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
It's so terribly terribly fascinating