uber goober (419 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -2 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Steven Fox (View user info) at 2007-12-01 08:59:19 EST
uber rhymes with goober, which reminds me of snot like things, and if I think of snot like things and geeks on computers I think of masturbation and then await witty comments from people using the left side of the keyboard only. ick........ewwww
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-01 21:48:53 EST (#)
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retal rating?
hahahahahahahahahahah
what a fucking faggot you are, Steven Fox
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-01 15:42:00 EST (#)
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you're batting a thousand, moron
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-01 15:37:07 EST (#)
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toodle-ooo
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-01 15:25:07 EST (#)
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I often masturbate with my left hand if I'm using the internet as an aid. I need my mouse hand free to navigate and control play, pause, and fast forward functions.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-12-01 12:30:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-12-01 11:48:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-01 11:35:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-01 11:24:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-01 11:04:21 EST (#)
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ummmm... I'm left handed, thank you very much.
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I'm right handed, but I masturbate from my left, as I have for the past 7 years.
The reason: When I first started masturbating at the ripe age of 13, I used righty. Eventually, through force of beating, my penis appeared to be curving to the right.
I adjusted accordingly.
Some day soon, I may have to switch back to righty to re-adjust.
This is what you get when I work on Saturday.
TMI
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-01 11:04:21 EST (#)
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ummmm... I'm left handed, thank you very much.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-01 09:49:21 EST (#)
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very cool observation
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-12-01 09:15:49 EST (#)
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With a 'K'
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-12-01 09:01:41 EST (#)
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classy