oh man.... What's happening?! (1629 hits)
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Submitted by Gnarls (View user info) at 2007-12-01 18:29:55 EST
Whoops! I haven't done my part around here lately, so it's about that time. I'm going to do as I have always done and post something with no content, and simply just a cam whore. so voila... Tabarnack.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-31 03:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I dont speak to you before, happy new year madam. Woooot Woooot
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-04 12:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice cans.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-12-03 18:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-02 14:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like you've gained a little weight since your last camwhore.
don't worry, i'd still rail the fuck out of you.
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He is being serious, he really would. :-)
Hey Hidden.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-03 15:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's happening is you're getting meaty arms from too much drinking.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
huh, look, an average looking human person.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you've put on weight
is 3.6m the depth or width of your chasm?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to post something new and innovative. Something that'll capture both your own and the reader's imagination.
Or a camwhore with bare bewb. Either/or.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops, you're a whore!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're showing your hole, you realize...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mrs. Shlongy just left for an Xmas party with the girls.
I played poker on the boat all day and am now home, alone, hammered.
What time can you be here to tongue my balls?
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You always seem to be one of the first people to rate my posts... ALWAYS. Do you ever get off the computer, creep?
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Bitch, I didn't say shit to....oh oh oh...sorry, nevermind.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-12-03 05:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Tabernak!
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-03 04:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-12-03 02:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Fat average white chick.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-12-03 01:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "YOU'RE A COW"
"Give me some milk or else go home"
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-12-02 22:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why is this on most heated? STOP IT NOW!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-02 18:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
see ya later. enjoy that closet you live in!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-02 18:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Halftime's over, tub boy.
See you next weekend!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-02 17:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you sound like you're pulling my pigtails to get my attention.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-02 17:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-02 17:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so entertaining ourselves on uber in whatever manner we choose is gay... while watching young muscular black men slam their bodies into each other repeatedly is the epitome of heterosexuality? and this pearl from a man who goes by the moniker 'hotwillie, too.
alright. i will jot that down in my little notebook of things i learned online.
hotwillie makes me laugh better than all the other bitter little people who berate others for doing what they themselves are guilty of.
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You sound old and fat.
It's halftime, homo.
Safe to turn on your TV and watch the Subway commercials, you circle-jerkin jared wannabe.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-02 17:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"...watching young muscular black men slam their bodies into each other repeatedly is the epitome of heterosexuality?"
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Duh.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-02 17:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so entertaining ourselves on uber in whatever manner we choose is gay... while watching young muscular black men slam their bodies into each other repeatedly is the epitome of heterosexuality? and this pearl from a man who goes by the moniker 'hotwillie, too.
alright. i will jot that down in my little notebook of things i learned online.
hotwillie makes me laugh better than all the other bitter little people who berate others for doing what they themselves are guilty of.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-02 17:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"she-who-would-be-merlina!" ?
Aww..thanks for the compliment, that's sweet:)
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-02 16:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-02 13:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Or he's an alter who makes no good point, and a poster who by her own admission posts almost nothing but camwhores and drunk posts gets rated accordingly.
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Fuck you, Sac-timonious, you uber-earth-mother wanna-be. Your powers don't work on me, jealous anfry witch!
Your dried up humerous is as brittle as the cock-bone of the fish you deign to suck into your worthless net of hole-y protection.
Begone, foul smelling thing! I was speaking to the ancient one about jerkery and need not the opinion of she-who-would-be-merlina!
As I was SAYING, Oldfish, before the stench of the humorless interrupted me:
You have much to teach, Oldi-Wan. Your wisdom cuts to the quick.
Let me convey news of the terrible nightmare, suffered last eve after our exchange.
You came to me in the night, the grizzled ghost of uber-future, your saddened visage ravaged by wasted time and experience, and thus I heard your wizened chains rattle their terrible prophecy.
And I shall heed your warning, o drunken-awesome-daddy-ass-wiper-of-all-things-with-holes-and-crystle.
I don't want to end as you, an impotent shell of my former self, decrepit and shit-covered, the scales of jerkery hardened over eyes long clouded by camwhores and shitposts, trading self respect for acclamation of those-who-think-uber-matters.
I thank thee, Oldfish, and I will not disappoint thee.
I shall not wander the lonely seas of uber long past my third decade, an ancient mariner no longer searching for quality amidst an ocean of feces, wrecking my nostrils and decaying my intelligence as thou hast warned.
Hail, Wise Oldfish, and fare thee well.
Giants-Bears is upon us, and heterosexuality must be sated.
But thank you, old man.
Wipe well, my friend.
Wipe well.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-12-02 14:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Utterly Useless Attention Whore.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-02 14:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like you've gained a little weight since your last camwhore.
don't worry, i'd still rail the fuck out of you.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-02 14:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Surely you have better pictures to show?
On a slightly connected but completely self-absorbed note, On Saturday a friend of mine took a photo of 10 of us sitting on a jetty on the edge of a huge lake just as the sun was coming up over the hills in front of us. It's such a cool picture, I wish I knew how to post it - so that I too, could annoy people.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-02 13:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Or he's an alter who makes no good point, and a poster who by her own admission posts almost nothing but camwhores and drunk posts gets rated accordingly.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-02 13:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-02 12:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-02 00:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha
the girlies are jealous and the rest are fudgepackers, I guess.
YOU'D HAFTA BE QUEER TO BE ON UBER WHILE MISSOURI AND W VIRGINIA WERE LOSING FUCK THE BCS
THE TIME STAMPS SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE VIRGINS
Seriously, though. Anyone who pisses off the losers below so much they -2 a stupid camwhore deserves a +2.
If one of the circle jerks posted it you'd all be slobbering.
PS Lungfish would wipe that.
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I'm sure you make some valid points, there, HotWillie, except for that last bit. But you just spent both Friday and Saturday night on Uber. The time stamps also reveal the young and friendless. (I'm oldish; I have an excuse.)
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-02 11:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pour some refreshing Doctor Pepper into it and laugh at you because you can't have any.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-02 11:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Baby, I'd love to take you to a secluded room somewhere, take out a cup and just...
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-02 11:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess making me say "I'd hit it" is worth at least a 1
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-02 11:12:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hit it
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-02 05:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hope your ok madam, my turn to be hungover this morning. boo
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2007-12-02 04:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whore
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-02 02:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like the fact that people say "this was terrible" on a camwhore post of a user notorious for camwhore posts.
whatever. you look better in other pictures. +2 for confidence or conceitedness, whichever it is that makes you keep doing this.
i have been awake for 52 hours and i just realized the reason i spend so much time on ubersite in my bedroom is because it is so completely and utterly separate from my life down University Street and College Avenue. ubersite is a different world, completely. my real life doesnt exist here. maybe this is something that's obvious to everybody else but there's something about a moment of startling clarity when your mind is friend that it, to me, is substantial.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-02 02:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm guessing that girls hole is 3.6 meterS deep - WHAT A SLUT
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-12-02 00:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do all your friends go out in Blackface?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-02 00:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha
the girlies are jealous and the rest are fudgepackers, I guess.
YOU'D HAFTA BE QUEER TO BE ON UBER WHILE MISSOURI AND W VIRGINIA WERE LOSING FUCK THE BCS
THE TIME STAMPS SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE VIRGINS
Seriously, though. Anyone who pisses off the losers below so much they -2 a stupid camwhore deserves a +2.
If one of the circle jerks posted it you'd all be slobbering.
PS Lungfish would wipe that.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-01 23:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-01 23:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus fuck. This was terrible and you're a fucking abomination.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-12-01 22:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ, cant you just go away?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-01 21:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
she probably didn't like you either.
i know I certainly don't.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-01 21:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey you. :D
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-12-01 19:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Show us your tits, whore.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-01 19:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-01 16:24:37 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who fucking doesn't, you stupid bitch?
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That's funny. You tell her, Shlong-o!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-01 19:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who fucking doesn't, you stupid bitch?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-01 19:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by daddiesgurl01 (user info) at 2007-12-01 19:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
schlongy, I know where you live
Ahahahahaha
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mrs. Shlongy just left for an Xmas party with the girls.
I played poker on the boat all day and am now home, alone, hammered.
What time can you be here to tongue my balls?
__________________________
You always seem to be one of the first people to rate my posts... ALWAYS. Do you ever get off the computer, creep?
lmao
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was not on the computer all day...I just got home. Can't you READ you stupid twat?
Now, back to business.
Let's play "hide the salami" in that cavernous slot of yours.
I'll wrap it in a double Hefty bag for "protection".
Deal???
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently daddysgurl01 is Shlongy's newest stalker.
Submitted by daddiesgurl01 (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mrs. Shlongy just left for an Xmas party with the girls.
I played poker on the boat all day and am now home, alone, hammered.
What time can you be here to tongue my balls?
__________________________
You always seem to be one of the first people to rate my posts... ALWAYS. Do you ever get off the computer, creep?
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My thoughts exactly
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like the hats
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mrs. Shlongy just left for an Xmas party with the girls.
I played poker on the boat all day and am now home, alone, hammered.
What time can you be here to tongue my balls?
__________________________
You always seem to be one of the first people to rate my posts... ALWAYS. Do you ever get off the computer, creep?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mrs. Shlongy just left for an Xmas party with the girls.
I played poker on the boat all day and am now home, alone, hammered.
What time can you be here to tongue my balls?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-12-01 18:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
amazing!