Can you think of a worse night then this? (485 hits)
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Submitted by Dave <godless_dave.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-12-02 19:40:15 EST
Now this is something I heard about Sunday over lunch that had happened the night before involving two good mates of mine.
Byron and Jay were out on the town saturday night (I was out earlier but my soul destoying girlfriend insisted we leave early as she was tired and didnt want me out with her home in bed....insecure bitch)Anyhow so in Melbourne there is a place we all like to drink at called 161.
So these two boys were hitting the drinks fairly hard and Jay was trying every shot combo on the bar.
Now what do you think he needed to suddenly do?
Suprise fucking suprise he suddenly needs to throw up so he does the zig zag walk to the toilets. Now all the cubicles were full so he kicks one open (Jay is a big guy he is a body builder in Melbourne proberly about 134kgs) now the door flys back and there is some guy in there taking a dump. Jay hurls ALL OVER HIM like power hurl styles.
then (this is brillant) jay thinks "shit fuck... if i were taking a jump and someone came in and hurled all over me, I'd want to fuck his shit up... so I'd better hit him first"
Jay SMACKS HIM IN THE FACE then runs away!
Could you imagine being that guy? I couldnt think of a worse night out then that....
WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-06 01:39:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-03 01:43:02 EST (#)
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I can't think of a post worse "then" this
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-12-03 01:21:24 EST (#)
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Now this is something I heard about Sunday over lunch that had happened the night before involving two good mates of mine.
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WTF? This is not a sentence.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:40:23 EST (#)
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Is 161 that place John Saffran got the Slipknot impersonators into?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:25:06 EST (#)
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I didn't read one word.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:12:23 EST (#)
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good to see there are ill-educated, chavvy australians too.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:06:39 EST (#)
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Learn english, you moron.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:03:16 EST (#)
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ugh. reading this post is way more gross than being spewed on, and more painful than being punched in the face.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-02 19:46:42 EST (#)
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poor.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-12-02 19:44:49 EST (#)
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Heard this before.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-12-02 19:42:22 EST (#)
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Dear Diary,
My life is such a boring mess that I thought this was funny.
Hugs and Kisses,
This Douche