HEY UBER, I Just Wanted To Remind You That I love You! (1765 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-12-02 20:17:32 EST
Oh, and I'm a fatty :(
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What? Alec Baldwin, Alec Baldwin, Alec Baldwin.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-12-07 03:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sorry mate but I'm curious to see if you'll actually do it.
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21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. yo mama
24. President Van Buren
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
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4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
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21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. yo mama
24. President Van Buren
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-12-06 18:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
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19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. yo mama
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-05 15:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
7. Orphelia
8. Drogoroch
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11. dithered
12. TheDoctor
13. scourge
14. FlakMonkey
15. BeforeEmily
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18. Lechuza
19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2007-12-05 13:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
is that buddha on your belly!!! LMFAO!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, what a riot! i hope you lost a really good bet....
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-04 20:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
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12. TheDoctor
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15. BeforeEmily
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17. Iacobus
18. Lechuza
19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21 Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-12-04 15:05:24 EST (#)
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ok
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-04 10:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One day this list will succeed and you will have to face the music, Gregory.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-04 08:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EPIC FAIL
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-04 05:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
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Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2007-12-04 03:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-04 03:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
TheUniter consistently makes me laugh.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-04 02:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wax that shit, thorns, then show it off.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-04 01:35:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-12-03 18:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-03 21:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-03 20:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will sign your petition
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-12-03 18:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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2. Method
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4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
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Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2007-12-03 17:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goatse, pain olympics, 2g1c, now this. I think I'm ready...
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6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:59:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
While I find this revolting it would be amusing to coerce him into doing something like this. this is shameless hitwhoring too mr. i wanna be most heated.
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twenty twenty twenty four hours to go
i wanna be most heat-ed....
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, sico, not signing it. Like I said, none can hold a candle to my chest!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:20:58 EST (#)
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I've got 13 real, unique users. Toss cabaret, jewtoast, and flak. I've promoted as much as possible. One day this list will complete and I'll still hold you to it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, only about nine or ten real users so far on that list, Sico...better get crackin'!
Oh yeah, if I post my chest, Orphelia has to post hers, too. Fair's fair.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rob, try to hide your gay but I KNOW that you wants to see hairy man chest. Do it for the global good of uber....I implore you.
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Right.
Me. The Mary Poppins of ubersite.
Hiding my gay.
yer silly.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rob, try to hide your gay but I KNOW that you wants to see hairy man chest. Do it for the global good of uber....I implore you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I WANT NO PART OF THAT LIST, WHORE.
You will have to settle for my hit patronage.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tony, Rob, sign the list or I'll sign it for you...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:53:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the best video I've ever seen in my life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7UHZqZYQKA
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Staged & predictable... yet strangely amusing.
Just like most of the shenanigans around this dump.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CT may have the chest of Tom Selleck, but I bet his cock can't hold a candle to MINE!
NO COCK IS BIGGER OR BADDER THAN BOXING COCK
NONE
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the best video I've ever seen in my life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7UHZqZYQKA
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, ALTERS DON'T COUNT AS VOTES.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Or....I'm a blatant hitwhore faggot.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm all for it...this places needs a little jolt and an international sex star like CT can be the battery for my jumper cables.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the matter, Matt? Chicken?
BAWWWWWCK BAK-BAK BA-CAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
captain thorns is a little TOO into having guys show their chests on ubersite.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:37:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:37:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Barry, SOMEONE'S gotta give the Greek a little competition around here. You're a big barrel-chested guy yourself...how about showing us YOUR stuff?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uniter, you better sign up.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
While I find this revolting it would be amusing to coerce him into doing something like this. this is shameless hitwhoring too mr. i wanna be most heated.
1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
7. Orphelia
8. Drogoroch
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:10:18 EST (#)
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I don't know why you are worrying so much. You are like this prized sexual jewel, hairy chested, at the top of the fantasy totem pole. One look at your chest and uber will change for the better. A sudden influx of horny women ready to bare breasts, show hole, and fellate the masses will swarm uber with such ferocity that Bart may give me Ubersite.
Fucking hell, CT, you are the Neo of sexual symbolism. You are the MATRIX.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Sign the petition to get CaptainThorns to camwhore his hairy chest http://www.ubersite.com/m/113534"
Thanks for putting that on the Uberboard, wiseass. :p
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I come back from a Monday morning full of meetings, and find THIS???
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
scourge is right. The lot of you are all gay or desperately horny.
Still, my word is my word...
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-03 12:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 11:44:00 EST (#)
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Scourge, insinuating that I'm a thief is a terrible gesture. I could probably fill 1/2 the remaining list with some of my old alters but then CT might be less likely to play along.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-03 11:42:12 EST (#)
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6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
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get oathy to log on and he could fill the rest of the thing for you in a snap. helll, he'd probably hit the hundred mark without even taxing his memory trying to remember all the accounts you two fuck knuckles stole.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 11:36:13 EST (#)
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lmao.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-03 11:33:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2007-12-03 11:20:08 EST (#)
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Bunch of fuckin gays
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hahahahaha when a guy named "DreamWeaver" calls you gay, you KNOW you're fuckin gay
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-03 11:23:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2007-12-03 11:20:08 EST (#)
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Bunch of fuckin gays
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2007-12-03 11:20:08 EST (#)
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Bunch of fuckin gays
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-03 11:08:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-03 15:31:27 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 11:06:59 EST (#)
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The petition is being neglected. We wanna see Thorny flesh and fuzz!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:56:11 EST (#)
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i would but your fucking TON 'O MOM has eaten all the pork rinds again and i'm off to get some more.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:53:37 EST (#)
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GO GET BACK INTO YOUR SHED MUDDY
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:45:07 EST (#)
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i'm not only a client
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:42:59 EST (#)
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Yeah, well in that case sign the fucking petition and look into "Hair Club for Men," Oswalt.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:42:12 EST (#)
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Thanks for the warning.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:39:31 EST (#)
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yeah....um about the reading thing...oh and the 'correcting the things I say' thing...
negatory there pigpen
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:37:53 EST (#)
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both maybe....it's not Buddha it's Ksitigarbha/Jizo. Read http://www.ubersite.com/m/93288
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:36:24 EST (#)
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yes i have man flu, face, bovvered
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:36:17 EST (#)
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either your chest hair grows off center or you buddha is off center
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:34:48 EST (#)
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You're both fags in my book...chaosjester IS a flaming faggot though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:34:43 EST (#)
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How you feeling Em, 'man flu' again?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:33:58 EST (#)
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twat?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:32:35 EST (#)
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what?
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:31:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:28:21 EST (#)
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takes one to know one
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:27:03 EST (#)
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probably ChaosJester he's a flamin queen
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:26:15 EST (#)
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Uh huh not me. I have twenty eight pence and some pocket fluff to my name.
It will be CT. He really wants to expose himself.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:23:00 EST (#)
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Dollar? I figured that was orphelia.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:20:06 EST (#)
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I wish i was in america right now, I could live like a king, come to think of it Drogo you and I could probably buy the states
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:16:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:13:36 EST (#)
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i would never spend a dollar, whatever that is.
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Oh it's nothing in pounds these days, only a couple of pence.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:13:36 EST (#)
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i would never spend a dollar, whatever that is.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:12:29 EST (#)
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You spent a dollar. Bless.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:09:17 EST (#)
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fuck your petition
i know what a hairy chest looks like everyday in the mirror
or my gay lover...whatever
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:06:34 EST (#)
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Muddy, sign the friggin' petition. You know you want to see CT's chest, if not for the turn on, then definitely for the amusement it'll bring.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:04:51 EST (#)
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Aww MW is fridgid. S'ok.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:02:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:00:40 EST (#)
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Whenever I am pregnant I get horny as hell.
Hang on, that is no different to usual.
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double blarf
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:02:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:00:40 EST (#)
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Whenever I am pregnant I get horny as hell.
Hang on, that is no different to usual.
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haha you say it like it happens all the time.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:00:40 EST (#)
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Whenever I am pregnant I get horny as hell.
Hang on, that is no different to usual.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:58:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:46:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:41:00 GMT (#)
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Fine, fine. Here you go.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:58:20 EST (#)
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Yes, muddy, it does. Especially this one....holy huge mams http://pregnancy.about.com/od/feedingyourbaby/ig/Breastfeeding-Gallery/Tiny-Baby-Breastfeeding-.htm
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:56:04 EST (#)
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does this make you horny?
http://pregnancy.about.com/od/feedingyourbaby/ig/Breastfeeding-Gallery/
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:56:00 EST (#)
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MANansie chest, please sign the petition below. We encourage puking.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:52:10 EST (#)
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Men, please camwhore your chest only if it's flat and pristinely hairless. Like mine, or an 11 year old boy's.
Just kidding, I'll probably puke regardless.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:48:07 EST (#)
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So far, it is also a list of Ubers hottest people.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:46:50 EST (#)
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This is to get CaptainThorns to camwhore his chest.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:46:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:41:00 GMT (#)
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What's this for? I'm british and this just looks like an online queue so I joined it.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:41:00 EST (#)
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What's this for? I'm british and this just looks like an online queue so I joined it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:37:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:34:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:27:18 EST (#)
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Sure. I don't know what this is for, but since Lungfish is not my real name, I don't suppose I'm legally liable.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:22:52 EST (#)
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Hey Method sat on my name!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:22:17 EST (#)
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lungy, sign your name up...below.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:21:27 EST (#)
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retaliatory
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:21:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:20:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:17:47 EST (#)
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Here starts the Petition To Have CaptainThorns camwhore his chest: Please copy and paste with your name below.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:20:02 EST (#)
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Copy and what?? hehe Yeah, like I know how to do that!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:17:47 EST (#)
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Here starts the Petition To Have CaptainThorns camwhore his chest: Please copy and paste with your name below.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:06:36 EST (#)
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ATTENTION ALL UBER MEN - camwhore you chest plz. Do you not include yourself in this group? :)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-03 09:04:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 05:39:56 CST (#)
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Captain Thorns chest is covered with fine, fluffy white down. I have seen it.
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More like rabbit fur, really. Which explains why you subconsciously kept rubbing it for "good luck."
Sico - trust me, no one on here (besides you) wants to see my bare, hairy chest. At least, I'm reasonably certain of this. However, if you can gather a petition in some form of +50 users that want to see it, then I'll reconsider. :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:59:43 EST (#)
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I sent them to cumguzzler2007.gaymail.com didn't you get them?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:56:18 EST (#)
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I'm awaiting your pictures to my mail box, log splitter.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:52:29 EST (#)
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I am awaiting these camwhores. Men of Uber, expose your pigeon chests and be proud!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:51:31 EST (#)
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More like a blue vein stilton.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 08:50:59 EST (#)
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Not feta cheese.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 07:42:52 EST (#)
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Kickin' the dog is fun, especially when he bounces off the ceiling :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-03 07:24:52 EST (#)
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oi butt face i think im dead
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 06:41:23 EST (#)
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Very impressive. I like how you trim it according to mood.
Bald though is too feminine and nay sexy.
I like a bit of friction.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 06:39:56 EST (#)
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Captain Thorns chest is covered with fine, fluffy white down. I have seen it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 06:39:28 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92597 <------ My chest hairs without being shaved.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 06:38:07 EST (#)
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Apparently Captain Thorns has a forest but won't post it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 06:35:36 EST (#)
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I would like to politely request chest hair camwhores from both Fartman and Skrappy.
If you would be so kind as to submit said pictures asap for comparison it would be greatly appreciated.
Any other fellow male (or indeed female) Uberers also proclaiming a 'forest' on their chest please feel free to also camwhore.
Much appreciated. Hurry, I am feeling rather saucy for a monday.
PS those with deformed nipples, 'grandad nipple', more than three nipples or more than the average quota of mole per square inch of skin need not apply.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 06:06:19 EST (#)
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My thumb looks well manicured....perhaps it is.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-03 05:21:10 EST (#)
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All da bruvvers from other muvvers wit' hairy nipples, say BO!
*complicated hand gesture*
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-03 04:33:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-03 03:56:41 EST (#)
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Just enough chest hair I think. Pretty boy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-03 03:43:37 EST (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-03 03:15:26 EST (#)
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why is there a buddha on your gut?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-03 03:15:02 EST (#)
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HUUUUUUUUG!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-03 02:01:27 EST (#)
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WHORE.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-03 01:49:42 EST (#)
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you could, weave your nipple-hair
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-12-03 01:49:17 EST (#)
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Sorry, sonny Jim. That ain't chest hair. What are you, 14?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-12-02 21:07:39 EST (#)
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awwwwwwww sico
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-02 21:06:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:53:54 EST (#)
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cute dog
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Is my monitor fucking up or is the only thing you can see in that bottom pic is a hand with an almost solid black background?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:55:17 EST (#)
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thx for reminding me, I have to go shave my chest
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:55:03 EST (#)
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You shave your chest hair? OK, I'll ask. Why?
The razor has not been made that is tough enough to shave the forest that grows on my chest. From facial shaving I know that the black hairs immediately dull the blades of ordinary razors and the grey ones slice the hardened steel to ribbons. Were I to follow your example I'd need a lawn mower with lasers mounted to it, or maybe a belt sander.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:53:54 EST (#)
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cute dog
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:52:29 EST (#)
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My eyeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
Fat hairy heifer.................
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:50:05 EST (#)
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It's like a happy trail that helps us find the hair on his nipples.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:45:48 EST (#)
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okay.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:43:33 EST (#)
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Skrap, I'm drunk and I sometimes shave my chest hair. It depends on the flavor of the week and this week's flavor likes my chest hair so I decided to grow it out.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:39:23 EST (#)
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Dude, and I mean this sincerely and with all due respect, sreiously: Either grow chest hair or don't.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:38:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-02 20:26:43 EST (#)
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Aww
GO EAGLES