this is why we're good at sport. (679 hits)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2007-12-03 10:15:57 EST
My eldest had an assignment - 'talk about a country'.
He has a thing with Kaka (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/Kaka061115.jpg - for the insular americans), he thinks he looks like him (a primary concern), and also imagines he has a similar game...
"Dad I think I'm going to go with Brazil. I'm just going to talk about soccer."
"Football."
"Okay football. I'm going to talk about Milan and Kaka."
"Milan's in Italy you know."
Sure, but who cares - you know there's a lot of Brazilians playing for Milan?"
"There's a few. Listen what's wrong with John Eales or Lucas Neil?"
"Who in the heck is John Eales?"
"hmmm....nevermind. You know Lucas Neil is on the cover of PES though don't you? He's pretty famous.."
"okay. If you could just get me a map of Brazil, maybe google-earth Kaka's house and draw a big red circle around it.."
"sure."
"Dad?"
"yes?"
"You know how Poppy's dad was a Rat (Tobruk), and fought against the Germans?"
"yes?"
"Well Brazil don't seem to have been in any wars, but they have quite a few Germans."
"No, I don't think they have - you know been in a war. well too many... or any....you sure seem to know a lot about Brazil.."
"I've been studying it."
"good point."
"And Dad?"
"yes?"
"If we have a German surname, why did we fight against ourselves?"
"......."
"you know, why did Poppy's dad fight his own people?"
"I, I think people just do things...on the spur of the moment, mind you hitler wasn't very nice, as opposed to Rommell..anyway with hindsight we should all try being a little more proactive - maybe settle our differences with sport."
"What's 'proactive'?"
"It means......being more discerning...or grown up."
"When I grow up I'm going to be Kaka."
<crosses fingers>
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User Reviews
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-03 19:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please refer to him as Jesus' Kaka.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-03 17:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol lucas neil and kaka in the same 'story'.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-03 15:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brazil is the one of the best, if not thee best, destination in the world
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-03 15:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what's weird? Having a dream about waking up for work and then actually waking up for work.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sign the petition, please: http://www.ubersite.com/m/113534
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-03 13:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2007-12-03 11:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Give it a fuckin rest
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think our Hispanic friends would say "Caca."
As in, I don't want to be here today. This is a bunch of caca de toro. I'd rather just sleep in.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i had a dream once where i was playing a game of table tennis with kaka, I won of course and then a moose stole kakas bat
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And his name means 'poop.'
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know, man. Kaka's kinda got a Scott Baio thing going on.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Didn't make sense to me...ignorance not feigned +1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Like, poopy-caca?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lucas Neil is shit thats why he prefers Kaka