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Helluva Reunion (518 hits)

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Rating: -1 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-12-04 07:16:22 EST


A bone splintering blow to his head telegraphed synaptic impulses to his knees rendering his legs useless. It didn't stop. Another strike, this time penetrating the rib cage and eventually puncturing the lung was a fatal blow, but it didn't stop there. Rage and anger overcame her, and she wielded the knife in a white knuckle, bloody red grip as she came down again and again. Overkill? Definitely.

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He was falling in love all over again. It wasn't with her that he was falling in love. She didn't love him any more, either. He was a lecherous, inexcusable waste of human life. He spent his time conning this man or that woman and while she was once a target, they had now become accomplices. Aiding and abetting. At first she was naive and just wanted to know, to experience the thrill of doing something so illegal, to just walk away without feeling any remorse or worrying about the repercussions. That's what they did. They forged a check and just like that they were $2000.00 richer. Not much, but a start. That was just the tip of the iceberg.

Here he was, completely out of love with her, she completely out of love with him, and he was falling in love again. He was tumbling wildly out of control, lust overtaking him muscle by muscle, until he could no longer hold it and he spasmed. A twitch here, a tic there, he knew he was about to enter the sanctimonious grounds of ever more.

The orgasm was upon him. The endogenous opioid biochemical compounds, the polypeptides--his endorphins--rushed over him as he "roped." No seminal fluid came out of him, however. His flesh grew cold and he fell through the earth, stumbling, tripping over rocks and sliding on the clay. At one instant as his flesh grew cold, it started gaining heat as if super cooling occurred. It started from the interior and gave heat to his skin, a cold so cold that it felt like a searing burn.

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She saw him churn with lifeless eyes and the body built up such an enigmatic act that she could swear he was in mid orgasm. When she became thoroughly confused it was when his body released. His body, his hardened body spat out a black aura that sank into the earth. Tumbling away from her she could see his soul smiling, knowing in solace, that one day she'd join him.

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-09-18 12:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Never try to write anything. It is like you have Downs.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-04 22:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've changed my mind.

This is like the worked answer to the question: But whom killed him, and why?

Hilarious.

Submitted by Tjhom (user info) at 2007-12-04 22:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Goodtimes
also...i want to survive here..?

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-04 10:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

not your best but you already know that.

Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-04 10:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-04 10:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah yeah...it sucked, just knock er' off the front page.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-04 10:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

overkill?


Definitely.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-12-04 10:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-04 09:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

lol


it's like you write this in french then put it through babelfish.
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So true, and so damned funny.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-04 09:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ha...that's what 10 minutes gets you I guess. cheers!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-04 09:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

lol


it's like you write this in french then put it through babelfish.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-04 08:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

if i thought that it would register or that you would understand what I meant I would tell you to fucking stop doing this you are embarrassing yourself.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-04 07:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Not your best.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-04 07:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"She saw him churn with lifeless eyes and the body built up such an enigmatic act that"

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LoL


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