A Little Holiday--I Mean CHRISTmas--Entertainment (626 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.04 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by RyuFu (View user info) at 2007-12-04 14:54:04 EST
My older sister sent me the link below. I love her to death and all, but her religious views are as fickle and unstable as the shit coming out of the 2girls1cup girls' asses. The metaphor sucks, I know; I just wanted to incorporate 2girls1cup into this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAckfn8yiAQ
In any case, the audio track is I guess a christian music group with a (I guess?) comedian's routine interlaced throughout. Not to shit on anyone's beliefs, but I came up with a few conclusions after sitting through this:
1) I'm a little gayer for listening to the entire song.
2) The i-guess-comedian DID make me laugh, but for a different reason than he intended.
3) Circular reasoning prevails. I mean like throughout the world.
4) If there is a biblical Hell (in keeping with my cop-out agnostic belief system, I can neither deny nor confirm the existence of said ethereal plane, other than the world in which we currently live), I'm going there for directing Uber-traffic to it.
Ultimately, I guess I'm just bored and needed a project to work on. This is in no way, shape or form meant to be a real post. But if you can take anything away from it, let it be this challenge:
Try to make it through the entire song.
Without being a little gayer for it.
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:20:26 EST (#)
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oooh berty. Being confined to a wheelchair has lowered the standards of what you watch, hasn't it...
you're killing me
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-05 14:01:36 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7aABa0N0Qc
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-05 12:22:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-05 11:19:19 EST (#)
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what the hell is this 2grrls1cup thing i read about?
is it that disgusting?
just tell me what happens, i dont want to see it if its THAT gross.
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It's not really that gross. It's just a dude jerking off into a beaker and then two girls drink it. Far more gross (and therefore appealing) is one girl drinking from a cup filled with the jizz of many men.
It's the difference between empowerment (the man empowered by the shared drinking of his semen, signifying that his semen is glorious) and degradation (the highlighted woman drinking anonymous semen from many menz, signifying that she is not a discerning judge of semen and thus degraded).
The best things in this sphere are often the most daring. Russian roulette jizz drinking for instance; 6 cups from 6 guys, one of whom has been fed nothing but asparagus and sugar puffs for 72 hours, between 2 girls. Or perhaps one of the men has AIDS, but you really have to go Russia for that sort of thing because they have terrible rights for workers in the sex industry.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-05 11:19:19 EST (#)
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what the hell is this 2grrls1cup thing i read about?
is it that disgusting?
just tell me what happens, i dont want to see it if its THAT gross.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-05 07:35:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-04 22:40:42 EST (#)
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Is that a Christian boy-band? Although I kinda-sorta agree with their message, their execution is really...strange.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-04 20:13:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-04 20:13:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:51:02 EST (#)
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I heard "It's called Christmas" and immediately closed the window.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-12-04 15:25:42 EST (#)
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The song is "Christmas With a Captial 'C'" and I guess the artist is "Go Fish." The video is more of a montage of pictures of three dudes in random places.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-04 15:23:25 EST (#)
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YouTube's blocked at work. What's the song and artist?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-04 15:22:15 EST (#)
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1130071onecup1.html
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-04 15:17:09 EST (#)
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I love watching the reactions on youtube for the 2girls1cup. You can tell the exact moment when the shit fills up the cup. it's priceless.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-12-04 14:56:42 EST (#)
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Oh, and if this is some internet meme-type thing that I missed out on 4 years ago...well fuck me stupid. I mean, I'm gayer for having listened to that, after all.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-04 14:55:09 EST (#)
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i'm getting you this for christmas
http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/iblade-1.jpg
