A great read! I laughed! I cried! I lost fifteen pounds! (995 hits)
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Submitted by Tony_The_Tiger_Is_A_Pedophile (View user info) at 2007-12-04 15:51:36 EST
im bored so i'm going tell all you folks a little tale, a tale about a farmer. you see kids, there was a farmer. and it just so happens the this farmer? well yeah, it turns out he had a dog. NO! NOT JUST ANY DOG! everything about this dog was special, he had a beautiful white coat, he had the most glorious bark, he had a little black spot right around his left eye. heck even his name was special, you see his name was...
B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
*CLAP*-I-N-G-O! *CLAP*-I-N-G-O! *CLAP*-I-N-G-O! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
*CLAP*-*CLAP*-N-G-O! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-N-G-O! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-N-G-O! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-G-O! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-G-O! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-G-O! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-O! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-O! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-O! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-07 00:22:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-06 22:49:17 EST (#)
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What a fucking snore-fest. I'd rather extract urine through my urethra with razor wire than read past the title.
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-12-06 22:25:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:19:41 EST (#)
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This POST was a great read! I laughed! I cried! I farted!
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shlongy, what are you doing on uber anyways? shouldn't you be picking out a tombstone? i mean hell, you have 15 minutes, 25 tops, left to live.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:32:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:19:41 EST (#)
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This POST was a great read! I laughed! I cried! I farted!
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I tried to follow suit, but all i did was shat myself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:19:41 EST (#)
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This POST was a great read! I laughed! I cried! I farted!
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh. I actually sat at my desk at work... clapping....
sad, sad, sad...
thanks!
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Probably the funniest thing on Ubersite in the last six months.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-05 14:00:09 EST (#)
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Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie,
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye.
When that eye was dry and shut,
He fucked that little one-eyed slut.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-05 07:32:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-05 06:16:07 EST (#)
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well, i laughed.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-12-05 02:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, I laughed
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-05 02:31:38 EST (#)
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Starts with an 'S' right here, and its a 'mile' to the other ear.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-05 02:20:59 EST (#)
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ps - this post was out fucking standing, and everybody who gave this a bad grade is a fucking homo noob with no friends.
With a title like that, what were you all expecting? A dissertation on the fall of the state of Prussia? This post delivered, motherfuckers. It brought the goods. It put them in your face, like bam. It dazzled and stunned while painting a portrait of what is good and right and you became inebriate of its glorious effervescence, you ungrateful fuckheads.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-05 02:13:33 EST (#)
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ACTION! DRAMA! ADVENTURE! THAT'S WHAT'S IN STORE FOR BINGO IN OUR NEXT INSTALLMENT OF THE CANINES ON THE FARM SERIES! WILL BINGO SAVE THE FARMER IN THE DELL? JUST WHAT EXACTLY IS A DELL ANYWAY!? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!
This is the format all of my American Lit journal entries are written in for this semester, fyi.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-04 22:24:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-12-04 22:10:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by iMoh69 (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
also this post sucked.
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yeah, your posts are just beacons of literar greatness though, aren't they? jesus have a little fun. oh wait, that's right i forgot. this is a "serious writers forum"
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-04 20:12:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by iMoh69 (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:36:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-12-04 17:22:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by ArchangelOfDoomM (user info) at 2007-12-04 17:10:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile -
boo-hoo, i used something someone else said. have you ever sung happy birthday? did you give money to the guy who wrote it? yeah, fuck you too.
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It's too bad a WOMAN wrote "Happy Birthday", you know-nothing douchebag.
Enjoy the extra -2.
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Happy Birthday is one of those "public domain" songs. It's unlicensed, therefore no royalties are owed for singing it. Ditto Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and a shit-ton of christmas music.
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actually, in The States, the coppyright to the song doesnt expire until 2030, but in Canada, coppyrights only last the lifespan of the singer plus 50 years. So it expired in 1985.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Birthday_to_You
also this post sucked.
Submitted by Tjhom (user info) at 2007-12-04 19:24:07 EST (#)
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*clap clap*
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-12-04 18:49:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-12-04 18:49:29 EST (#)
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Omfg, please dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-12-04 17:22:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by ArchangelOfDoomM (user info) at 2007-12-04 17:10:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile -
boo-hoo, i used something someone else said. have you ever sung happy birthday? did you give money to the guy who wrote it? yeah, fuck you too.
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It's too bad a WOMAN wrote "Happy Birthday", you know-nothing douchebag.
Enjoy the extra -2.
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Happy Birthday is one of those "public domain" songs. It's unlicensed, therefore no royalties are owed for singing it. Ditto Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and a shit-ton of christmas music.
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-12-04 17:19:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by ArchangelOfDoomM (user info) at 2007-12-04 17:10:31 EST (#)
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It's too bad a WOMAN wrote "Happy Birthday", you know-nothing douchebag.
Enjoy the extra -2.
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what the fuck are you, the hall monitor? who cares?
Submitted by ArchangelOfDoomM (user info) at 2007-12-04 17:10:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile -
boo-hoo, i used something someone else said. have you ever sung happy birthday? did you give money to the guy who wrote it? yeah, fuck you too.
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It's too bad a WOMAN wrote "Happy Birthday", you know-nothing douchebag.
Enjoy the extra -2.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-04 17:08:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:52:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:47:39 EST (#)
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So THAT'S where they all went! I've been looking for them and I couldn't find even one anywhere, because you had them all. And now you've put them in this post. This post has the claps.
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yep i even had some clap left over to give your sister, can you belive she tried to pay me for it too?
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My sister would break you. She'd bite open your neck, then rip off your dick and rape your larynx with it. She's the ninja-harlot, the warrior-whore. She's badass. Your clap fears her.
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-12-04 17:07:28 EST (#)
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boo-hoo, i used something someone else said. have you ever sung happy birthday? did you give money to the guy who wrote it? yeah, fuck you too.
Submitted by ArchangelOfDoomM (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:59:17 EST (#)
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Who steals the title to their post from the back of a book by Stephen Colbert?
(If the rest of you feel like looking it up, it's "I Am America! (And So Can You!)".)
Plagiarist.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:54:26 EST (#)
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I would pay to see dogs eat you.
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:52:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:47:39 EST (#)
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So THAT'S where they all went! I've been looking for them and I couldn't find even one anywhere, because you had them all. And now you've put them in this post. This post has the claps.
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yep i even had some clap left over to give your sister, can you belive she tried to pay me for it too?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:47:39 EST (#)
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So THAT'S where they all went! I've been looking for them and I couldn't find even one anywhere, because you had them all. And now you've put them in this post. This post has the claps.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:36:21 EST (#)
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ts;de
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:22:48 EST (#)
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Yeah, well, my dog's name is RINGO!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:22:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:20:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:16:34 EST (#)
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lqtm
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:11:55 EST (#)
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made me smile
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:08:11 EST (#)
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you faggot-ass nigga. you FAN.
Submitted by Unwell (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:03:12 EST (#)
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Epic Fail!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:01:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-12-04 15:59:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-04 15:54:07 EST (#)
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Here is the story of -2.
-2
The End.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-04 15:55:06 EST (#)
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I'm a "Nick-Nack-Paddywhack" guy myself.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-04 15:54:07 EST (#)
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Here is the story of -2.
-2
The End.
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-12-04 15:52:09 EST (#)
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i had absolutely nothing better to do... sad , huh?