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Boner of the Day (620 hits)

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Rating: -1.6 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by hungry_24/7 (View user info) at 2007-12-05 10:31:32 EST

A local alternative radio station where I live broadcasts three news stories where someone does something stupid (like running an old lady over twice). This station then has people call in and vote for the "boner of the day" using the classic definition of boner meaning; to do something stupid. I do not consider the last on eto be funny, only the epitomy of human stupidity.

Here are yesterday's Boners

1."Harold the Homophobe": Outside his favorite restaurant,One of the DJ's was accosted by a vegan protester for consuming duck fat. He was called a fag, nothing really happened and this was a stupid article.

2. "Ya Already Got Me Once": A Tacoma deputy sheriff was stopped twice in two hours for drunk driving. Robert Carpenter was stopped by the state patrol after passing another stop at more than 95 miles per hour. The deputy had a large can of beer and a loaded service pistol in his car. Mr. Carpenter was released into the custody of his girlfriend. The deputy was stopped again less than an hour later for speeding and still found to be intoxicated.

3. "What Did I Hit?": An Ogden motorist driving a motorhome struck 73-year-old Marie Gabaldon while she was riding her bicycle. Then, not knowing what he had hit, put the vehicle in reverse and drove back over the elderly woman. Ms. Gabaldon died at the scene.

User Reviews

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-06 05:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i actually think number two is pretty funny

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-05 12:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

give it a fucking rest, fatass.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-05 11:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I vote you as the boner of the day.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-05 11:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for this enlightening post.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-05 11:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

my favorite boner was the guy on growing pains

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-05 11:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You should listen to something better on the radio. Also, die.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-05 11:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You've seen what's on Uber, I will ask you this: what about these anemic anecdotes did you think would go over well here?

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-05 11:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-05 10:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I am not entertained.

Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-05 10:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2