E-mail Us Your Titties!: Prelude To The Boobs of Uber Volume 4 (4029 hits)
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Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2007-12-05 21:49:48 EST
Dear Uber:
In the spirit of Circe's The Boobs of Uber (http://www.ubersite.com/m/59505) and then LadyPlural's The Boobs of Uber: Volume 2 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/83922) - and possibly even TigerLilly's The Boobs of Uber Vol. 3 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/83964) - I present to you E-mail Us Your Titties!: Prelude To The Boobs of Uber: Volume 4.
Yes, that's right! We, (that is, orphelia and I, and I'm sure the majority of you males out there) feel it's time for another Boobs of Uber, and would like to encourage all you breasted uberusers to show us your milkmakers!* Big, small, pert, floppy, naked, clothed - we're not discriminating! We want to see them all! Actually, unless they're floppy. If they're floppy, you can get the fuck out.
So here's the thing: you send pictures of your marvelous melons to ballare.ubersite.at.gmail.com before the 16th, and in time for a Christmas Treat Special!, we will compose them into one big bouncing post and put them up on the internet where they will sit forever, an homage to the lovely ladies of Uber, and, of course, a treat for our sexy Uber men.
And, of course, in case you ladies are a wee bit shy, we'll leave the boob-bearers identity hidden - though you are free to guess.
So don't be shy! Bare your bazoomas!
* Yes of course you males are also included, and in fact encouraged, to send in your own manly mammaries!
User Reviews
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-10 09:48:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-14 10:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is traditionally a valentines day gift anyhow. i'll post a picture of a heart-shaped box of chocolate with lovely red frills and such to even the score. i'll cut a hole in the bottom of the package and i will photograph my boner sticking through. oh yeah, mmmm, you will love that.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-01-14 10:39:26 EST (#)
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gimmie
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-01-02 12:20:59 EST (#)
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in a bit guys it's been postponed I'm fucking busy
sorry
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-01-01 16:28:08 EST (#)
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where is the boob post?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 06:30:13 EST (#)
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I heard it was being posted as a New Year special. And that were awaiting some man entries.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-27 06:28:45 EST (#)
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yeah where are the boobs, you big boob liar.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-12-27 06:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, where are they?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-14 17:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope there's a BFT (Big Floppin' Titties) section.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this piece of shit still on most heated? It's been a slow week.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And to the negative bastards out there that think the girls are sending in pics of boobs they find on the net, I am here to say i know for a FACT that is not the case for all the girls, which makes it a better fantasy...for me anyway.
I like boobs. The End
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Umm, you forgot about this post:
The Boobs of Uber-Ladies Edition
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83972
I cant beleive people are complaining.
even if the submissions are fake on these "boobs of uber" posts, who gives a fuck! free boobies with a side of fantasy motherfuckers! how can you go wrong with that?
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-09 00:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
any tits sent in are fake, seeing as how there are no good-looking women on ubersite. there are millions of places that these whores can steal pics from. good job girls. not.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-08 12:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Half the time, boobs are great until you get them unclothed.
Ah, who am I trying to kid? They're always great...except for this one time.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-08 02:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2112 hits auto +2.
First time it's ever happened.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-07 21:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tits. Got my own, dont need nomore
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just kidding :(
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Factories have global IT departments? You can't pass this off as dyslexia anymore. It's gotten to the level of retardation or possible brain death.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-07 14:49:48 EST (#)
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I'm bored, Icarus is a factory worker...bwahahahaha.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:13:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-07 08:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dear hadley, Browns 7 and 5, bengirls 4 and 8. merry christmas. rowr.
oh my, I'd love to stay and chat but it seems we're playoff bound - things to do and prepare for and so on. btw ballare the titty thing is pretty passe. Don't get me wrong, I *love* Canadians, but please grow the fuck the fuck up. which is what icarus has been trying to say. you too hadley - you stupid. fucking. dumb-arse. bengal loving dick. muppet.
you wooooooooooooooooooooooah we've been mildly sucessful lately johnny come lately cock sock. four eyes. faggy man. YOU try reinventing your stolen franchise and build a stadium with tv's in the loo's depicting fascinating Brown first downs. It's not fucking easy. They say the heart of rock n' roll is in Cleveland, and from what I've seen, I believe them.
Go Browns cheat like you did against dallas in '95....maybe '96. just do it. go. go for gold. go go go. go.
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Yeah, that's pretty much it. Go Browns!
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i miss the spook and sassmaster, they never would've move the browns to baltimore. slore....
go us.
go bernie kosar...
eric met....calf.....to the forty........
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:(
:(
<cries>
i love you eric metcalf. run son. run......
[really *small* font] you're as free as a bird now-0w-owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........
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*WEEPS* I mostly did that because it was really long. And because I can.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why the fuck should I go away, it is my post too.
I though you were fun but really you turned out to be rude and insultive and a touch nasty.
For me, this conversation is over but feel free to comment further. I just know you can't help yourself.
Oh and you should learn the meaning of tongue in cheek. Most things I said were in jest. You are just mean.
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BAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *WEEPS*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
omg i can't stand it. go eric go. hold them closer tiny dancer. run kunta kinte....
(i am zero rating your looky at our tits post now ballare because I'm over your pandering to pimpley faced virgins in you own desperate wow the intrawebz is just like wow (except free) way - and I got all Browns distracted).
please go browns, please. go vancouver canucks, go ac milan, go you stupid underachieving wallabies.
and go eastern suburbs under 10's and 9's. less girls in your pc sides and 2008 will be a glorious season.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-07 08:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dear hadley, Browns 7 and 5, bengirls 4 and 8. merry christmas. rowr.
oh my, I'd love to stay and chat but it seems we're playoff bound - things to do and prepare for and so on. btw ballare the titty thing is pretty passe. Don't get me wrong, I *love* Canadians, but please grow the fuck the fuck up. which is what icarus has been trying to say. you too hadley - you stupid. fucking. dumb-arse. bengal loving dick. muppet.
you wooooooooooooooooooooooah we've been mildly sucessful lately johnny come lately cock sock. four eyes. faggy man. YOU try reinventing your stolen franchise and build a stadium with tv's in the loo's depicting fascinating Brown first downs. It's not fucking easy. They say the heart of rock n' roll is in Cleveland, and from what I've seen, I believe them.
Go Browns cheat like you did against dallas in '95....maybe '96. just do it. go. go for gold. go go go. go.
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Yeah, that's pretty much it. Go Browns!
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:(
i miss the spook and sassmaster, they never would've move the browns to baltimore. slore....
go us.
go bernie kosar...
eric met....calf.....to the forty........
:(
:(
:(
<cries>
i love you eric metcalf. run son. run......
[really *small* font] you're as free as a bird now-0w-owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why the fuck should I go away, it is my post too.
I though you were fun but really you turned out to be rude and insultive and a touch nasty.
For me, this conversation is over but feel free to comment further. I just know you can't help yourself.
Oh and you should learn the meaning of tongue in cheek. Most things I said were in jest. You are just mean.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-07 08:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dear hadley, Browns 7 and 5, bengirls 4 and 8. merry christmas. rowr.
oh my, I'd love to stay and chat but it seems we're playoff bound - things to do and prepare for and so on. btw ballare the titty thing is pretty passe. Don't get me wrong, I *love* Canadians, but please grow the fuck the fuck up. which is what icarus has been trying to say. you too hadley - you stupid. fucking. dumb-arse. bengal loving dick. muppet.
you wooooooooooooooooooooooah we've been mildly sucessful lately johnny come lately cock sock. four eyes. faggy man. YOU try reinventing your stolen franchise and build a stadium with tv's in the loo's depicting fascinating Brown first downs. It's not fucking easy. They say the heart of rock n' roll is in Cleveland, and from what I've seen, I believe them.
Go Browns cheat like you did against dallas in '95....maybe '96. just do it. go. go for gold. go go go. go.
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Yeah, that's pretty much it. Go Browns!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 04:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And icarus.
Really, quit it now. A martyr? How? Look the word up, sweety before you use it.
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Martyr: N. a whiny, pretentious prat who plays any amount of suffering up to obtain pity, esp. self pity. ex. "Call me a whore, it is what i expect of Uber anyway."
You really are coming across as quite obsessed with this post. It does make one wonder...
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Really? Because you lot have really come across as quite obsessed with me. Why do you care what I think? Why are you incapable of shutting your claptrap? Why can't you simply accept my opinion with a grain of salt, and walk away? I'm just another faceless entity. Why should this even be bothering you unless there's something more to it?
Do you have such issues with nudity on the internet that you must bombard Ballares post with -2 and pointless little comments?
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If I had such problems with nudity, would I be on the internet in the first place? Really, the answer is in the question.
You are so sure of the facts I think you forget this is the internet. Nothing is real, or as it appears to be. How are you sure any pics on this post or any previous post of boobs, are real? How do you know any camwhore/true life story is real?
It seems to me, you have problems with things that don't even exist.
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When did I say I that I cared if they were real? If you'll take the time to shut your Steinam piehole and read the post, you'll notice that I'm saying this is stupid and pointless, not that I am somehow horrified by breasts.
So, unless you simply HAVE to have the last word (such an immature need)
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Then what the fuck are you doing, you pretentious twat?
We got your point, you don't like the idea. We understand this is because you are repressed, a prude and can only reach climax with the lights out. Good for you.
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So... because I think that this is an idiotic idea, and have a shade less respect for people who use a faceless medium like the internet to flash their privates to a bunch of people they don't even know, I'm a puritan. Well, I guess better a puritan than a syphillitic whore.
Now GTFO and enjoy the -2s on your next post:)
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Like I post on this dump. Please.
Now are you going to go away, or are you going to post your 'rebuttal' too?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-07 08:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
btw ballare mostly your posts are good, so wtf. and 'sucessful' doesn't look right. Like it was spelt by a moron. or hadley.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-07 08:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dear hadley, Browns 7 and 5, bengirls 4 and 8. merry christmas. rowr.
oh my, I'd love to stay and chat but it seems we're playoff bound - things to do and prepare for and so on. btw ballare the titty thing is pretty passe. Don't get me wrong, I *love* Canadians, but please grow the fuck the fuck up. which is what icarus has been trying to say. you too hadley - you stupid. fucking. dumb-arse. bengal loving dick. muppet.
you wooooooooooooooooooooooah we've been mildly sucessful lately johnny come lately cock sock. four eyes. faggy man. YOU try reinventing your stolen franchise and build a stadium with tv's in the loo's depicting fascinating Brown first downs. It's not fucking easy. They say the heart of rock n' roll is in Cleveland, and from what I've seen, I believe them.
Go Browns cheat like you did against dallas in '95....maybe '96. just do it. go. go for gold. go go go. go.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:35:58 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
However, if you're hot, you can have a private showing for $50. I use meaningless sex to boost my precarious self esteem.
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How about a hot dog with low fat mayo ?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
However, if you're hot, you can have a private showing for $50. I use meaningless sex to boost my precarious self esteem.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-07 04:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I choose not to participate, but rest assured that my boobs are perky and fun, and that you're missing out terribly by not seeing them.
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:(
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Get ya tits out ladies. and ladies they are
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-07 04:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I choose not to participate, but rest assured that my boobs are perky and fun, and that you're missing out terribly by not seeing them.
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I call bullshit.
I think deep down you wanna - gluttonous attention whore that you are.
Personally, I think seeing your perky n' fun boobs would be outstanding. I'm sure a battalion of other nerds around this shit hole feel the same way.
DON'T BE A CHICKEN SHIT
Just sayin'.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 04:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perky and fun will be sadly missed. Neverminds, ta anyway:)
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-07 04:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I choose not to participate, but rest assured that my boobs are perky and fun, and that you're missing out terribly by not seeing them.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 04:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And icarus.
Really, quit it now. A martyr? How? Look the word up, sweety before you use it.
You really are coming across as quite obsessed with this post. It does make one wonder...
Do you have such issues with nudity on the internet that you must bombard Ballares post with -2 and pointless little comments? Or do you have problems with nudity as a whole?
You are so sure of the facts I think you forget this is the internet. Nothing is real, or as it appears to be. How are you sure any pics on this post or any previous post of boobs, are real? How do you know any camwhore/true life story is real?
It seems to me, you have problems with things that don't even exist.
And you, sweety, keep throwing the whore/attention whore accusations around.
To me, it seems, with your inability to keep quiet on this post which you have admitted doesn't concern or interest you, you are the biggest attention whore of us all. You are loving the fact you are evoking a response, albeit a calm one (I don't know what is wrong with me latelt, where has my temper gone?.
So, unless you simply HAVE to have the last word (such an immature need) then don't bother coming on here again. We got your point, you don't like the idea. We understand this is because you are repressed, a prude and can only reach climax with the lights out. Good for you.
Now GTFO and enjoy the -2s on your next post:)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 04:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-07 01:40:11 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is icarus STILL on this post? Jaysus.
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Orphelia = ChaosJester
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Oh Noes! I have been found out.
Sorry, had to be done, I am not a bald man with poofy lips, I am all woman.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 22:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now there's a comeback.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
iccy get the fuck off my post
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:42:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP, STEINAM!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:40:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is icarus STILL on this post? Jaysus.
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Orphelia = ChaosJester
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 19:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You've obviously never clicked the links on this post. And what is the "non"-shallow way to judge these people? "Wow, she was dumb enough to post her tits so a bunch of faceless, desperate men could wank off to them. I bet she's deep." Why don't you burn your fucking bra near a leaking gas tank, you waste of estrogen.
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trying too hard.
ciao
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Having a Treo, I take my screen with me wherever I go. Plus having to constantly flick about a tiny screen with a stylus is a great excuse to look pissed.
WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP GIVING ME HEAT! IGNORE ME! I MEAN IT!!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Iccy, your job is your excuse for camping. Are you still at work?
Because sitting in front of a screen for hours is unhealthy no matter how you look at it.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 19:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My chicken has finished roasting, I have to go now and buy Christmas decorations. We are trimming the house later when everyone is home. Yes, I can see why you are a ratchety old crank. Call me a whore, it is what i expect of Uber anyway. But you should really read closely one of the points I made earlier. Bye for nows...
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I just love cryptic responses. They're all coy and mysterious, and it's just like Christmas, except there's no jolly fat man or presents, and it's really quite a stupid waste of time. People don't go to this website if they intend to think, orph. Besides playing the martyr, what point were you trying to make?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-06 19:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What Anansie said. Everyone do what you want, and no matter what the rest of us say, chances are we'll all still look. It'll be fun.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 19:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Icarus hasn't been able get my dick out of his mouth ever since...I don't remember when, but I find it a high compliment that he searches my posts and drops his -2. I used to care, but now I find it extremely hilarious. Icarus, out of curiousity: Do you use my name just because that's the last thread of what bothers me on this site? I'm sure it is. Also, did you have such seething comments to make on any of the other "Boobs of Uber" posts?
Have a good day.
Also, TheUniter = Scourge
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Not really. I wasn't paying attention. Why don't you Google me again and post anything else you find? Hop to it, chicklet dick.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 19:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Then I'll gag a bit at the breasts that look like glad bags full of cottage cheese, or runny eggs nailed to a wall, post my -2, post it again at the wannabe Steinams(sp?) who call me a prude, homo, or at worst Republican.
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ewww where DO you live? I can honestly say that I've never seen a pair of boobs that looked like that. Good thing you've got a wife, what with your shallow and biased opinion of women.
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You've obviously never clicked the links on this post. And what is the "non"-shallow way to judge these people? "Wow, she was dumb enough to post her tits so a bunch of faceless, desperate men could wank off to them. I bet she's deep." Why don't you burn your fucking bra near a leaking gas tank, you waste of estrogen.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's the entry for Method's Mom:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u296/shenaj97/big_boobs.jpg
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is icarus STILL on this post? Jaysus.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yay boobies
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Seems like a lark.
I'm in.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't talk about Brady Quinn like that, Danger.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*yawn*
what's next, webcans? CAMS. I MEANT CAMS.
virgins.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THOSE are NOT mine!!!!
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:15:50 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Then I'll gag a bit at the breasts that look like glad bags full of cottage cheese, or runny eggs nailed to a wall, post my -2, post it again at the wannabe Steinams(sp?) who call me a prude, homo, or at worst Republican.
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ewww where DO you live? I can honestly say that I've never seen a pair of boobs that looked like that. Good thing you've got a wife, what with your shallow and biased opinion of women.
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Just look at #11 on Circe's post. Good thing those are attached to an "ass made from a mold of perfect," or that broad would have no redeeming qualities.
Oh wait....
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ BELOW
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:48:14 EST (#)
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Icarus hasn't been able get my dick out of his mouth ever since...I don't remember when, but I find it a high compliment that he searches my posts and drops his -2. I used to care, but now I find it extremely hilarious. Icarus, out of curiousity: Do you use my name just because that's the last thread of what bothers me on this site? I'm sure it is. Also, did you have such seething comments to make on any of the other "Boobs of Uber" posts?
Have a good day.
Also, TheUniter = Scourge
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I loved you on Full House.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahaha
Icarus is jealous of Sicosemen!
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And I'M jealous of YOU, big boy...what with your witty banter and ratings system and all.
SING UNITER
SING FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh wait, I've already done that on national television, and much better. :)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Then I'll gag a bit at the breasts that look like glad bags full of cottage cheese, or runny eggs nailed to a wall, post my -2, post it again at the wannabe Steinams(sp?) who call me a prude, homo, or at worst Republican.
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ewww where DO you live? I can honestly say that I've never seen a pair of boobs that looked like that. Good thing you've got a wife, what with your shallow and biased opinion of women.
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Just look at #11 on Circe's post. Good thing those are attached to an "ass made from a mold of perfect," or that broad would have no redeeming qualities.
Oh wait....
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:00:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Then I'll gag a bit at the breasts that look like glad bags full of cottage cheese, or runny eggs nailed to a wall, post my -2, post it again at the wannabe Steinams(sp?) who call me a prude, homo, or at worst Republican.
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ewww where DO you live? I can honestly say that I've never seen a pair of boobs that looked like that. Good thing you've got a wife, what with your shallow and biased opinion of women.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahaha
Icarus is jealous of Sicosemen!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:50:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:38:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seeing as how you slut around Simon's posts, I can see how you'd assume that. If you keep talking to me, I'll camp. If you'll just shut up, I have other things to do.
TRANSLATION:
I wish Orphelia would slut around MY posts. Why does Sicosemen get all the girls? Please keep arguing with me while I play with myself in the breakroom. Pleeeease?
INTERPRETATION:
Icarus is jealous of the attention Orphelia pays Sicosemen.
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I'd say I remember back to when your responses were actually funny, but I'm afraid I don't. Why do I need orphelia slutting about my posts when I have you? I think that your attempt at comedy is really a veiled cry for help. "Somebody pay attention to my responses. I'm bright and smart and am trying oh so hard to be the Simon Cowell of Ubersite."
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:38:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seeing as how you slut around Simon's posts, I can see how you'd assume that. If you keep talking to me, I'll camp. If you'll just shut up, I have other things to do.
TRANSLATION:
I wish Orphelia would slut around MY posts. Why does Sicosemen get all the girls? Please keep arguing with me while I play with myself in the breakroom. Pleeeease?
INTERPRETATION:
Icarus is jealous of the attention Orphelia pays Sicosemen.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
~Lech Approved~
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more collection of random, obscure body parts.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:13:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My chicken has finished roasting, I have to go now and buy Christmas decorations. We are trimming the house later when everyone is home. Yes, I can see why you are a ratchety old crank. Call me a whore, it is what i expect of Uber anyway. But you should really read closely one of the points I made earlier. Bye for nows...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear oh dear. Do you have any sense of humour AT ALL? Have you seen Sico slutting around my posts? (Nice one using his name, silly). It is an on going joke between us. Hallo, this is the internet, it is not real. On here I flirt terribly, make cruel comments. In the real world I am refined, shy and unassuming. Way to judge people on their internet persona. And this is kinda my post too so why should I leave it? You GTFO hehe. Admit it, you can't, you are havinhg too much fun. If I seek attention through camwhores etc you seek attention from the nasty little comments you make. Such a bitter man. :)
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I run IT for a global corporation. Answer questions like "can I have a new laptop? my old one has too much porn," "can you install the internet on my system," or "my keyboard is black. Can I have a mouse that matches," for eight hours a day five days a week while the idiot executives make plans for Sarbox that the budget will never allow for, and this will be your version of fun too. The internet might be a place for some to escape and liberate themselves and dangle their little privates for all the faceless (and ugly) menfolk to see, but I'm the same irritable, cranky ass on here that I am in real life, so I find the whole 'anonimity of the digital world' thing to be a cop-out.
I do find calling women sluts and whores to be a terribly ungentlemanly thing, by the way, but it's what is expected in this sort of thing, and no one can say I don't do my duty.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear oh dear. Do you have any sense of humour AT ALL? Have you seen Sico slutting around my posts? (Nice one using his name, silly). It is an on going joke between us. Hallo, this is the internet, it is not real. On here I flirt terribly, make cruel comments. In the real world I am refined, shy and unassuming. Way to judge people on their internet persona. And this is kinda my post too so why should I leave it? You GTFO hehe. Admit it, you can't, you are havinhg too much fun. If I seek attention through camwhores etc you seek attention from the nasty little comments you make. Such a bitter man. :)
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seeing as how you slut around Simon's posts, I can see how you'd assume that. If you keep talking to me, I'll camp. If you'll just shut up, I have other things to do.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh icarus is that guy who, on a perfectly normal post -2s it with some attitude laden comment? Ah, I have heard about you, little iccy.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Grow a thicker skin and don't worry about what Icarus thinks. He likes to shit on other people's fun; it's what makes his posts so damn funny. Seriously, go read some.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Jeannee I don't believe I have ever been on an Icarus post. Lets have a whirl at what this great mind has to say on the internet.........
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Of course I will. I'll click for the same reason that my wife watches the first few weeks (and generally only the first few weeks) of American Idol. To watch the train wreck. Then I'll gag a bit at the breasts that look like glad bags full of cottage cheese, or runny eggs nailed to a wall, post my -2, post it again at the wannabe Steinams(sp?) who call me a prude, homo, or at worst Republican.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Grow a thicker skin and don't worry about what Icarus thinks. He likes to shit on other people's fun; it's what makes his posts so damn funny. Seriously, go read some.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Icarus are you trying to pick a fight with me? Don't make me open a can of whoop on your ass.:)
Seriously, I could destroy you *evil laugh*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Icarus. Dear Icarus. Are you waiting for us to cave, to see the light and the error of our ways? Should we say whoops, what have we done? And retract the post? Everyone has a different sense of humour. That is all. To us, this is funny. I dare say, if anyone does submit a pic how do you know that pic is real? How do you know the Uber broads on Circes post didn't just copy and paste a random internet pic and submit that? Ever thought maybe the joke was on the salivating Uber males? Or if the pics were real, what harm was done? Did anyone die? Did everyone suddenly ignore all the ladies on Circes post? No. Your opinion is very valid, but I won't agree with it. I am sorry your opinion of me has lowered (do you even know who I am?) but if you see my previous posts I don't take Uber that seriously. Not to worry. ps bet you look at the post anyway, when it is done. It is called curiosity.:)
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:14:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BeforeEmily said it quite nicely. THEY ARE JUST BOOBS everyone take a deep breath and calm down
To you they are 'just boobs'. For the mayority of Uber its the holy grail...
Let them have that moment of magic...Maybe i'll send in mine too.<thinking>
</thinking> nah, not today.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rude. The fact she goes to a topless beach makes her a slut?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Icarus is just an arse man, but he doesn't want to give Shlongy and opening to call him gay.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My guesss would be the pretentious slut:
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 03:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I for one say all ladies of Uber - show us your boobies!
Oh and FTR, I have been going topless on the beach abroad for 15 years of my boobied life. Millions have already seen my unharnessed glory. (They were poplular beaches). How does that differ any from anonymously exposing my breasticles on the net?
To the immature, repressed prude who called us whores, you sir, need to grow up.
It is called fun.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa, who said it's 'an act of validation, or defiance, or liberation'? It's boobs. It's fucking boobs. Stop reading too much into it. IT'S BOOBS.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No thanks, but um, y'all have fun.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
throwing in my two cents.
I think you have had a dollars worth, iccy
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Attention whores - look on Circes post. Everyone who participated in that is also an attention whore. Well done for slagging off a large portion of uber femmes all at once!
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Perhaps. But with the rapid devaluation of my nation's currency, I doubt I've even caught up to the Canadian quarter.
Here's the thing: if you honestly think that flashing your boobs on the internet is an act of validation, or defiance, or liberation, my opinion of you has dropped a notch. More than just a notch; a rung or two on the evolutionary ladder. Now I realize that this doesn't put me in the best light with some of the uber femmes, but the thing is that very few of them have any bearing on my real life, so I don't really care. I realize that they, in turn, aren't going to care much for my opinion. But just as they are going to flash their mammaries, I am going to state my opinion.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BeforeEmily said it quite nicely. THEY ARE JUST BOOBS everyone take a deep breath and calm down.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I called him a 'mo, and Shlongy told him to leave. Just keeping track.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 08:44:20 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, see, the thing is that a bunch of disembodied breasts, particularly ones that look like eggs nailed to a wall, do nothing for me. I have a wife, and I'm quite satisfied with that. I'm sorry that I don't want to see a bunch of stranger's saggy mammaries.
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Well the simple solution Icarus me old mucker, is not to click on the post when it comes up. Simple really.
I personally dont really give a crap about seeing saggy mammaries, I know the pair I get to play with on High days and Holidays are very nice indeed. If people want to have fun and make a bit of an arse of themselves who are we to stop them?
Christ why getting so peed off about the whole thing? Not as if you havent posted stuff on here that probably cuts close to the pointless mark.
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You think this is fucking peed off? This is me bored at work drinking a cup of Earl Gray while checking my email and reading Terry Pratchet on my Treo, and having a pointless debate with a bunch of idiots.
You want me not to click? I've got a better idea. Why don't you leave me to my own recognizance and accept what I've got to say without asking me to leave or throwing some lame "'mo" comment my way. These attention whores are going to do whatever they want no matter what I say. I'm just throwing in my two cents.
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Oh. My. God. Stop it, mommy, daddy! I can't stand the fighting anymore! Are you going to get a divorce? Oops, I said the "D" word! Dude, you're going crazy, just stop it. Let us nerds fuck around on a dumb post and possibly show our bewbs, and if you don't like it, don't look. JESUS.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 12:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I told him to leave.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:35:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You think this is fucking peed off? This is me bored at work drinking a cup of Earl Gray while checking my email and reading Terry Pratchet on my Treo, and having a pointless debate with a bunch of idiots.
You want me not to click? I've got a better idea. Why don't you leave me to my own recognizance and accept what I've got to say without asking me to leave or throwing some lame "'mo" comment my way. These attention whores are going to do whatever they want no matter what I say. I'm just throwing in my two cents.
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I never told you to leave Icarus. I just said dont bother clicking on the thing if it is against your wants or need from uber.
I didnt get your mo comment really I never called you a mo so I will disregard it.
*Incert more waffling as I drag out the three minutes left of my working day*
As for the Attention whore comment, well isnt everyone on Uber a wee bit of an attention whore? We all post something, or just comment on something. Why do that if you dont want some attention? This whole boobs thing is just a different way for them to garner their attention if they choose too.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We have page 3 in our papers in the UK. Boobs are really no big deal. Just a bit of titillation.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOD FUCKING GRIEF, ICARUS....SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE THIS POST.
You're giving everyone a headache with your "holier than thou" fucking bullshit.
And if it makes you feel any better, I think I can speak for everyone else when I say that no one wants to see YOUR wife's tits, either.
Of course, it's easy for me to say since I've already seen them, handled them, and batched on them.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:49:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-12-06 08:47:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-05 23:23:40 EST (#)
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Hadly: Really?? First I've heard of it. First I've heard suggestions I'm an alter at all. Hmmm
Cowman: I don't know! It's Italian! In my head though I say uhh 'Bell-air'. Sort of. I don't care, say what you like.
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Ballare - To Dance
in italian of course..
and its pronounced 'ball-ARE-ay'
GOSH
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You mean
BOSH!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
throwing in my two cents.
I think you have had a dollars worth, iccy
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Attention whores - look on Circes post. Everyone who participated in that is also an attention whore. Well done for slagging off a large portion of uber femmes all at once!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:35:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, see, the thing is that a bunch of disembodied breasts, particularly ones that look like eggs nailed to a wall, do nothing for me. I have a wife, and I'm quite satisfied with that. I'm sorry that I don't want to see a bunch of stranger's saggy mammaries.
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Well the simple solution Icarus me old mucker, is not to click on the post when it comes up. Simple really.
I personally dont really give a crap about seeing saggy mammaries, I know the pair I get to play with on High days and Holidays are very nice indeed. If people want to have fun and make a bit of an arse of themselves who are we to stop them?
Christ why getting so peed off about the whole thing? Not as if you havent posted stuff on here that probably cuts close to the pointless mark.
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You think this is fucking peed off? This is me bored at work drinking a cup of Earl Gray while checking my email and reading Terry Pratchet on my Treo, and having a pointless debate with a bunch of idiots.
You want me not to click? I've got a better idea. Why don't you leave me to my own recognizance and accept what I've got to say without asking me to leave or throwing some lame "'mo" comment my way. These attention whores are going to do whatever they want no matter what I say. I'm just throwing in my two cents.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey daddysgurl and icarus, chill out. If your not bothered, leave the post.
There are boobs on uber everyday. It is just fun. Your opinion is as valid as the next but no need to ram it down our throats with a nasty attitude!:)
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:35:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, see, the thing is that a bunch of disembodied breasts, particularly ones that look like eggs nailed to a wall, do nothing for me. I have a wife, and I'm quite satisfied with that. I'm sorry that I don't want to see a bunch of stranger's saggy mammaries.
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Well the simple solution Icarus me old mucker, is not to click on the post when it comes up. Simple really.
I personally dont really give a crap about seeing saggy mammaries, I know the pair I get to play with on High days and Holidays are very nice indeed. If people want to have fun and make a bit of an arse of themselves who are we to stop them?
Christ why getting so peed off about the whole thing? Not as if you havent posted stuff on here that probably cuts close to the pointless mark.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Icarus, man, you seriously need to have less sodium and caffeine in your diet.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:35:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by daddiesgurl01 (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep, i'm sure gonna bare myself for validation on an almost all male website. I have that little self respect.
We took a vote and decided, unanimously, that you're the only Uber broad whose tits we DON'T want to see.
SO DON'T SWEAT IT, TOOTS.
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confirmed
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:29:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:23:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:40:21 EST (#)
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Yeah, chill out everybody, what are you, a bunch of 'mo's?
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Yes, because not wishing to see strange women's boobs makes me homosexual.
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Well Actually. If I didn't want to see Strange womens boobs, then I guess I would be homosexual. Luckily I love looking at strange womens Boobs So YAY!! I'm cured! Finally.
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'Strange women'? Ahem.
Nothing strange about me!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by daddiesgurl01 (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep, i'm sure gonna bare myself for validation on an almost all male website. I have that little self respect.
We took a vote and decided, unanimously, that you're the only Uber broad whose tits we DON'T want to see.
SO DON'T SWEAT IT, TOOTS.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, chill out everybody, what are you, a bunch of 'mo's?
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Yes, because not wishing to see strange women's boobs makes me homosexual.
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Well Actually. If I didn't want to see Strange womens boobs, then I guess I would be homosexual. Luckily I love looking at strange womens Boobs So YAY!! I'm cured! Finally.
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No, see, the thing is that a bunch of disembodied breasts, particularly ones that look like eggs nailed to a wall, do nothing for me. I have a wife, and I'm quite satisfied with that. I'm sorry that I don't want to see a bunch of stranger's saggy mammaries.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 01:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, Icarus, it's just a stupid post. Calling women (especially but not limited to women you've never met) whores displays immaturity at best and pathology at worst. They're just tits, man. Nothing to be scared of.
Ballare, you write pretty well at times, but this, like so much of ubersite, is banal and derivative. Why not make a scat post, Tubgirls of Uber, after which I'm sure the little boys will bare their souls with Ubergoatse, or something.
Still derivative, but at least you're pushing the envelope.
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You want to talk about pathology, Sigmund? Let's talk about pathological psychobabbling, pathological fence-straddling, or pathological prattling on just to hear the sound of one's own typing. You're all over that. Get off your high horse and have the balls to take a side or simply shut the fuck up, you long-winded slut.
You want pushing the fucking envelope? You think showing one's primary or secondary sexual characteristics on the internet to be evident of pushing the motherfucking envelope? What rock are you living under, you centrifugally arguing prat? Maybe you haven't heard of something called 75% of the internet, but I think a few others have.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:29:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:23:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:40:21 EST (#)
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Yeah, chill out everybody, what are you, a bunch of 'mo's?
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Yes, because not wishing to see strange women's boobs makes me homosexual.
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Well Actually. If I didn't want to see Strange womens boobs, then I guess I would be homosexual. Luckily I love looking at strange womens Boobs So YAY!! I'm cured! Finally.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-12-06 11:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, chill out everybody, what are you, a bunch of 'mo's?
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Yes, because not wishing to see strange women's boobs makes me homosexual.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a fan! Hadley gets a boner every time he uses my name.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 03:14:18 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes I wish I hadnt bought the 'Voice Box' upgrade for the inflatable lady.
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This is solid funny.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 00:01:23 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
I for one say all ladies of Uber - show us your boobies!
Oh and FTR, I have been going topless on the beach abroad for 15 years of my boobied life. Millions have already seen my unharnessed glory. (They were poplular beaches). How does that differ any from anonymously exposing my breasticles on the net?
To the immature, repressed prude who called us whores, you sir, need to grow up.
It is called fun.
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Yeah, chill out everybody, what are you, a bunch of 'mo's?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by daddiesgurl01 (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep, i'm sure gonna bare myself for validation on an almost all male website. I have that little self respect.
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Not even for MY approval?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:13:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by daddiesgurl01 (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:11:16 EST (#)
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Yep, i'm sure gonna bare myself for validation on an almost all male website. I have that little self respect.
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See ladies? Thats the spirit we're talking about!
I dont see how showing boobies validates anything, it more just fulfils a need.
Submitted by daddiesgurl01 (user info) at 2007-12-06 10:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep, i'm sure gonna bare myself for validation on an almost all male website. I have that little self respect.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-06 09:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nah.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-06 09:36:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 03:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I for one say all ladies of Uber - show us your boobies!
Oh and FTR, I have been going topless on the beach abroad for 15 years of my boobied life. Millions have already seen my unharnessed glory. (They were poplular beaches). How does that differ any from anonymously exposing my breasticles on the net?
To the immature, repressed prude who called us whores, you sir, need to grow up.
It is called fun.
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I love you so hard.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 09:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ballare get your lazy ass out of bed and do some persuading!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-06 09:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-12-06 09:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I participate?
EVERYBODY loves Tony Danza's pecs!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-12-06 09:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's no reason for me to start participating now, after never having done so. Not that I judge anyone who does. It's just not something I'm interested in doing.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-06 09:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 02:02:11 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS mine will be the overstretched socks filled with cottage cheese.
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BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRF
Don't worry, Em, my man-boobs will not be found in this montage. No matter HOW much Orphelia and Sico beg.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 09:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*has nipple envy*
:)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-06 08:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nah, I've never professed to having a rack or anything, but the husband would sing of the glory of my nipples. Strange man, gets all giddy and grabby when I'm cold.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-12-06 08:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-05 23:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadly: Really?? First I've heard of it. First I've heard suggestions I'm an alter at all. Hmmm
Cowman: I don't know! It's Italian! In my head though I say uhh 'Bell-air'. Sort of. I don't care, say what you like.
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Ballare - To Dance
in italian of course..
and its pronounced 'ball-ARE-ay'
GOSH
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 08:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats cool, MANIC. I bet yours would have out boobed all ours anyway! Mums always have fantastic boobies. True.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-06 08:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry orphelia, no can do. The husband frowns on sharing and, eventually, everyone DOES find out who's are who's.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-06 08:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i want those slippers. I love Harmless, silly fun, with nipples.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 08:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess MANICMOTHER it is just a bit of fun. Been done before, seems to be Uber tradition. No one will ever find out who is which picture. Harmless, silly fun, with nipples. You don't even have to show anything.
Come on ladies, sign up. And Em, I don't care how faggoty you sounded - do it!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 08:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Shlongy will help organize the pictures in alphabetical order or by cup size...anything to have email access to ALL THESE TITS.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-06 07:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah i was thinking my previous message was a bit faggy, think I will leave it upto Rob Berg.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-06 07:49:51 EST (#)
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why?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-06 07:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fag below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-06 07:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok I will organise the chest and butts of Uber males with or without a festive message! Unless the ladies of uber dont want this?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-12-06 07:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't in good conscience NOT +2 this.
If there's no follow-up, though, I'm gonna come back and -2 it for raising false hopes.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-12-06 06:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 08:34:44 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
And we know, no matter how much you guys disagree with this, you are all so gonna look.:)
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I also watched 2 girls 1 cup...
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 06:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am off too. To have my hair done. At present I seem to have a fucking Sheep dog growing out on the top of my head.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 06:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha you crack me up (code for yes, I would sleep with you).
I am off for a bit. I hope later, there are plenty of Uber femmes willing to bare their mammories.
I think a Uber man should organise a butt or chest (or both) post as a new years gift for us ladies.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 06:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 06:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo, do you have a mac you wear for your occasional walks in the woods?
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It is odd that you should mention that. I was having a look round a few shops over the weekend, looking for a new coat, as the old one is a bit crusty these days. I did look at the nice macs on offer in Marks and Sparks, but was told in no uncertain terms that they would be unnaceptable.
Sometimes I wish I hadnt bought the 'Voice Box' upgrade for the inflatable lady.
I was thinking of just buying one and spending a day just standing in the park. Not doing anything just standing there. I wonder how long it would take for the police to come have a wee chat with me?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 06:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo, do you have a mac you wear for your occasional walks in the woods?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 06:09:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 06:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Having me dins'? Hmmm what?
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Whilst I am up close and appreciating said lovely globes.
You gotta nibble them, it makes it more fun.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 06:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Having me dins'? Hmmm what? I am not really tattoed. Fine on others but not for me. I have no distinguishable marks. Well, I have a Linsey Dawn Macenzie mole, but you won't be seeing that! Unless I do wear my transparent bikini... I am looking forward to perving at the uber boobs too. Ballares will be magnificent, I am sure.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-06 05:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pheely, feel free to wear a transparent bikini or somesuch for the shot.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 05:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That does promise to be really hot Orphelia.
I have never really gone in for the whole 'Tatooed Boobies' why would you want to tarnish those lovely, god given, globes of wonderfulness? Christ I dont want to have to read whilst I'm having me dins.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 05:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my ankles will so be in the shot, they hang low enough. You'll be able to see the Mickey Mouse tattoo adorning my ankle. Hot! Oh, I have one on my boob too. The left one. It is a swallow. Classy.
Damn, Hurty, I forgot I had already exposed my body!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 05:49:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 05:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Somehow, I knew this post would be the first of the morning for Drogo!:)
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It said titties and it linked to other posts with titties. I was immediately satisfied and knew that today would be good.
So we will get to see a glimpse of your ankles when you post your boobies Orphelia? Stockings is all I wish for Stockings
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-06 05:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://stuff.ubersite.com/119621069622968245/1/Mysexybody.JPG
Orphelias tittys above.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 05:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Somehow, I knew this post would be the first of the morning for Drogo!:)
No, the identies will never be revealed. You'll know which are mine, they will be hanging to my waist and the nipples won't be visible - they sag so much.. hehehe. Really. :)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-06 05:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-06 05:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-06 00:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know i'll look at it.
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Do we ever get to find out whose was whose though? Just so I know who I'm whacking, I mean looking at.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-06 04:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I, for one, am quite looking forward to seeing Pheely, The Fresh Princess and Toe's whaps. It's always nice to put whaps to the faces.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-06 04:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 04:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best uber man boobs http://www.ubersite.com/m/66193
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-06 03:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Please dont post Captain Thorns' tits
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 03:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Ballare! But you are like, a serious writer!? Surely that means you don't have breasts, or, indeed, like to have fun?! hehe
Like uber could sink any lower. Read the uberboard. :) And we know, no matter how much you guys disagree with this, you are all so gonna look.:)
Boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies BOOBIES!
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-12-06 03:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 06:48:00 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ballare, you write pretty well at times, but this, like so much of ubersite, is banal and derivative. Why not make a scat post, Tubgirls of Uber, after which I'm sure the little boys will bare their souls with Ubergoatse, or something.
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I'll accept titties, but I'd much rather see vaginal goatses..
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-06 03:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright I must make a serious point here; take about 50 photographs and select the best one. Don't just furtivly snap yourself in the bathroom at work, do a proper effort. Poorly lit, hastily positioned boob tends to look kind of grey and dead.
Give them a few slaps to make sure the blood is going through them, but ideally you should take the picture immediately after sex. I do realise that this implies that you'll have to have sex 50 times, but tomorrow is the start of the weekend.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 03:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS mine will be the overstretched socks filled with cottage cheese. Ah thank you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 03:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I for one say all ladies of Uber - show us your boobies!
Oh and FTR, I have been going topless on the beach abroad for 15 years of my boobied life. Millions have already seen my unharnessed glory. (They were poplular beaches). How does that differ any from anonymously exposing my breasticles on the net?
To the immature, repressed prude who called us whores, you sir, need to grow up.
It is called fun.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-06 02:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a terrible idea.
God bless you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 02:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay to boobies!!
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-12-06 02:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bell-air?
ha ha ha
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo Homes, smell you later!"
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-06 01:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
can't wait to see some assorted jewellery
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 01:48:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-05 23:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, I've got an idea. I don't know if anyone else has ever thought of this, but let's encourage a bunch of lonely, desperate whores to post their breasts on ubersite. I mean, how else are they going to earn the respect of a bunch of faceless (but probably ugly) men, but by adding a bunch of disembodied body parts to the communal spank bank? They can achieve meaningless validation and say "Yep, I whored myself out FOR FREE on an internet forum just for the lulz."
What a fucking magnificent idea. You'd better write in to your local patent office before anyone else on the internet thinks of it.
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Jesus Christ, Icarus, it's just a stupid post. Calling women (especially but not limited to women you've never met) whores displays immaturity at best and pathology at worst. They're just tits, man. Nothing to be scared of.
Ballare, you write pretty well at times, but this, like so much of ubersite, is banal and derivative. Why not make a scat post, Tubgirls of Uber, after which I'm sure the little boys will bare their souls with Ubergoatse, or something.
Still derivative, but at least you're pushing the envelope.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-06 00:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know i'll look at it.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-06 00:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-06 00:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi Susie. You been on hiatus or what?
Submitted by Ballare (