Dumpster Poaching w/ Camwhore (838 hits)
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Submitted by FLAK <yo yo mama> (View user info) at 2007-12-06 13:42:59 EST
For the last year or so, strange things have been appearing in the dumpster behind my office. Well, maybe not strange things, but things that neither I nor any of my employees placed in the dumpster. A couple of times it has been so full of debris that I could scarcely get our legitimate trash to fit. There have been construction supplies, yard waste, and even a hot water heater (which cost extra to be removed).
The first couple of times I figured it was the work of random scumbags too cheap or lazy to go to the dump. But after 5 or 6 times I began to suspect the crazy woman who lives in the ratty shithole out back. The place is in a constant state of disrepair. Or should I say a constant state of repair. My dumpster is just too convenient for her and her handyman minions.
I have never been able to prove where the trash came from. Once I was so angry upon not being able to fit my trash in the dumpster that I pilfered through it's contents searching for the evidence that would justify me rolling the bin up to her front steps and dumping it's innards on her lawn. Luckily, for the sake of my own employment, I found no evidence.
So I decided to post a sign to explain the situation. Maybe she just doesn't understand.
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Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2007-12-07 12:39:57 EST (#)
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In that pic I'm actually standing on the side of the building. The old house is behind my office. It's one of those old houses that was there long before the area was zoned for commercial use.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:03:12 EST (#)
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What a perculiar place to have an office - across from that house. Anyway, the story and pics made me chuckle and you look nice.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-07 03:22:15 EST (#)
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you shouldn't dump on old ladies like that, it's not nice
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-06 23:42:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:02:07 EST (#)
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I find that a nice, unequivocal "NO TRESPASSING - PREMISES UNDER SURVEILLANCE" sign works pretty good for keeping the riff-raff at bay.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:15:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:03:37 EST (#)
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Funny diarrhea was the first thing to pop in my mind before I read that sentence.
Have you tried "Family member with car trouble"?
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I likes it. lets see if it works.
I also can't use the 'female problems' that's usually my go to when i'm hungover, and i'm beginning to suspect that my boss is seeing through it.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:10:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:28:54 EST (#)
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I need an excuse to get out of work early.
any suggestions? I've already used the 'sick grandfather', 'bathrooms flooded', 'doctors appointment' etc.... i need something new and creative which doesn't involve diarrhea.
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"female problems" If your boss is a man he won't ask for any details. He'll simply want you to go home as quickly as possible.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:08:40 EST (#)
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:20:44 EST (#)
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handyman minions
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:03:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:28:54 EST (#)
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I need an excuse to get out of work early.
any suggestions? I've already used the 'sick grandfather', 'bathrooms flooded', 'doctors appointment' etc.... i need something new and creative which doesn't involve diarrhea.
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Funny diarrhea was the first thing to pop in my mind before I read that sentence.
Have you tried "Family member with car trouble"?
Submitted by nick44 (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:30:04 EST (#)
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I have to lock my dumpster. Usually the doors can be padlocked. I have other businesses around me that poach instead of buying one. "That's my dumpster. Find a place to store your own dead hooker" I tell them. But they don't care.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:29:47 EST (#)
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Also, I recently moved and had to dump a large amount of trash. The town didn't pick it up because there was a dirty shirt in one of the bags and "they don't take clothes." They forced me to use a dumpster somewhere near a chinese food place. Twice. At night.
It was very spy thriller-esque.
The end.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:28:54 EST (#)
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I need an excuse to get out of work early.
any suggestions? I've already used the 'sick grandfather', 'bathrooms flooded', 'doctors appointment' etc.... i need something new and creative which doesn't involve diarrhea.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:27:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:50:10 EST (#)
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www.passiveaggressivenotes.com
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:21:30 EST (#)
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Pleeeeease?
Do it with an alter, at least.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:20:31 EST (#)
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I've already done that to you, ya stupid shit. -2 me all you want as ratings are everything.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:16:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:06:14 EST (#)
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Why would I -2 anyone's posts? That was just silly, dipshit. I don't care enough to do anything, just letting the word out.
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But I want you to.
Would it help if I -2'd something of yours?
I here you guys like that retaliation stuff.
Seriously, though. Just flame a few of my highest rated posts.
Or are you afraid?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:14:35 EST (#)
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Funny.
Reminds me of the one time when an old employer of my wife wrongfully fired her...I threw eight bags of accrued yard waste into my truck bed, drove there late at night, and dumped it all in his private parking spot and employee entrance.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:08:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:07:21 EST (#)
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One time my friend paid this guy to haul some stuff to the dump for her, he threw it out on a country road. Cops showed up she was fined.
Moral: If dumping stuff do not put junk mail in with you name and address on it : 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:06:14 EST (#)
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Why would I -2 anyone's posts? That was just silly, dipshit. I don't care enough to do anything, just letting the word out.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:01:09 EST (#)
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pot below
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 14:00:27 EST (#)
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fat below
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:59:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:59:26 EST (#)
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hahahahaha
What are you going to do?
-2 every one of my scourge posts?
Go ahead, I dare you!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:56:13 EST (#)
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Uniter/Scourge...the more you talk the more mannerisms show. I'm about 70% sure of this. You should have not responded at all to my comment to concrete that you aren't him, but you couldn't resist and further more the insult to yourself is too much. Have a good day scourge, you've been outed.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:55:45 EST (#)
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this needs a follow-up post. and retaliatory shenanigans.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:54:23 EST (#)
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But I'll add him to the list.
THANKS!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:53:39 EST (#)
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fucking gross, man.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:51:01 EST (#)
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F.Y.I. for everyone: TheUniter = Scourge
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:50:10 EST (#)
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www.passiveaggressivenotes.com
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:49:33 EST (#)
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And Hurty.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:49:08 EST (#)
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You're better looking than sicosemen, however, so there's comfort in that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:48:52 EST (#)
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Meh.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:47:52 EST (#)
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Everybody thinks their life is so interesting.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:47:48 EST (#)
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Oh, and you are fucking hideous!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:45:01 EST (#)
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You should shit on her doorstep...it's more fun that way.