Snowflakes are such bullshit (1047 hits)
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Submitted by G-prime (View user info) at 2007-12-06 15:26:10 EST
People often wonder at the marvel that is snowflakes. You'll hear a dad telling his son that "every one is special, every one is different". This is true. And its kind of cool how they form cool patterns and shit, but seriously. People only like them because they're aesthetically pleasing. Nobody gives a shit about how no two pieces of bark are exactly alike, and how all pieces of bark are unique and special. But bark is more special than snowflakes. And guess what? No two turds are alike either. But who goes around telling kids about the magic of mother nature making every turd unique and precious? Well, I do, but it's not enough. Spread the word. Snowflakes are such bullshit. They're put on such a pedestal and I'm sick of it.
Happy shit post Thursday, I leave you with an illustration of my point.
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Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:12:22 EST (#)
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Yeah!
Submitted by Xgod_called_in_sickX (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:31:18 EST (#)
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rofl so true
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 04:20:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-07 01:30:33 GMT (#)
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This post is full of shit.
Orphelia: You are a dumb TWAT!!!!
Am I now? Hmmm and you are either a shitty alter or a sad little cunt.
Post something, then we'll talk. Byeeeee :)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-07 04:07:57 EST (#)
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SNOWFLAKES >ARE< BULLSHIT.
They make up snow.
I hate snow.
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2007-12-07 01:28:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-06 23:33:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:30:33 EST (#)
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This post is full of shit.
Orphelia: You are a dumb TWAT!!!!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:10:43 EST (#)
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I found two snow flakes that were exactly alike once.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:06:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:05:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-06 19:28:49 EST (#)
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EW WHAT THE FUCK
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-06 18:30:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-12-06 13:21:44 PST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:12:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:06:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:02:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:31:16 EST (#)
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good, NOW SCAT!!
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Nevermind him, he's just being feces-ious.
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bah! semanshits!
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Love the use of excrementation points for emphasis there. But you nee to crapitalize.
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i cant top that. youre good.
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OMG
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:59:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:52:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:48:53 EST (#)
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Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind. Well I mind! I mind big time? And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ
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Toe has earned a +2 for quoting a movie I haven't seen in years and was still able to recall instantly, much to my own laughter.
Nice one, dude(tte?).
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Double High Five
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:13:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by daddiesgurl01 (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:37:05 GMT (#)
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that poop made me gag
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It looks like one of your posts, bitch.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:52:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:48:53 EST (#)
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Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind. Well I mind! I mind big time? And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ
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Toe has earned a +2 for quoting a movie I haven't seen in years and was still able to recall instantly, much to my own laughter.
Nice one, dude(tte?).
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:48:53 EST (#)
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Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind. Well I mind! I mind big time? And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:33:25 EST (#)
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People that go on and on about how beautiful a single snowflake can be have never been splashed by freezing filthy fucking slush whilst waiting for a bus. Yeah, that's what snow ends up as in the city, jerks.
One snowflake = meh.
A hojillion snowflakes, in the country, on a morning when you don't need to go into work, see kids off to school, or wake your significant other to shovel the walk/driveway = pretty.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:30:55 EST (#)
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Sadly, I've got a million of 'em.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:27:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:26:40 EST (#)
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I think part of it is that people like to have that peace of mind, sitting inside their house next to the fireplace with a cup of hot cocoa, watching the gentle snow fall down. Even if you dont have a fireplace, I think people try to recreate that comfort zone in their minds so they like to believe that snow is special. I guess it helps people relax and appreciate the finer, less noticeable things in life? I dont know.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:21:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:12:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:06:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:02:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:31:16 EST (#)
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good, NOW SCAT!!
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Nevermind him, he's just being feces-ious.
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bah! semanshits!
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Love the use of excrementation points for emphasis there. But you nee to crapitalize.
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i cant top that. youre good.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:18:58 EST (#)
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Very nice indeed
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:12:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:06:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:02:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:31:16 EST (#)
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good, NOW SCAT!!
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Nevermind him, he's just being feces-ious.
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bah! semanshits!
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Love the use of excrementation points for emphasis there. But you nee to crapitalize.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:06:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:02:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:31:16 EST (#)
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good, NOW SCAT!!
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Nevermind him, he's just being feces-ious.
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bah! semanshits!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:03:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:03:07 EST (#)
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That's some good shit.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:02:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:31:16 EST (#)
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good, NOW SCAT!!
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Nevermind him, he's just being feces-ious.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:57:49 EST (#)
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awww thanks! i really appreciate that! im not kidding either
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:48:51 EST (#)
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than your flakes
yes, I'm calling you flaky, my precious lil individual that gets easily lost in a large crowd. You are as unique and beautiful as a turd. Just like everyone else.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:37:21 EST (#)
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than what? my turd?
Submitted by daddiesgurl01 (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:37:05 EST (#)
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that poop made me gag
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:36:03 EST (#)
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your bark is worse than...
fine, whatever, I won't make a bad pun.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:34:39 EST (#)
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I can make one of those.
And I'm not talking about the snowflake.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:31:16 EST (#)
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good, NOW SCAT!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:28:02 EST (#)
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BQAHAHAHAHA, I laughed out motherfucking loud!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:27:35 EST (#)
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that doesn't look like bull shit to me.