Little Sally expresses herself... all over your face (1184 hits)
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Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2007-12-06 15:51:51 EST
They say you are what you think about most. Does that mean one of these days I'm going to be transformed into a giant hairy vagina? Or perhaps a lesbian?
Speaking of hairy things, shaving is extrememly painful. Who has the time for it? Why would anybody want to do it? Didn't the gorilla say it makes us look less intelligent... somehow?
I remember that being said.
Of course, he would say that, being a gorilla.
Oh don't get me wrong, I like a freshly-shaven box just as much as the next guy. But if I'm not going to shave anymore (and I'm not going to) then why should you?
Women, shaving is no longer necessary. Neither is having matched socks. "Oh! But I couldn't go out in different colored socks!"
Sure you can, and so can I. Try it; as long as they're clean, feel free to go out with any socks you wish.
I wear mis-matched socks on dates. Why not? If the date is going well enough and she ends up at my place I seriously doubt socks are going to be the deal-breaker.
I had some jokes I just can't remember them.
I used to work for a vodka company. They paid me in vodka. I called in hungover one morning, and told them I would be late. They assured me that I could not possibly be hungover, because this was a very good kind of vodka, distilled through quartz from the Ural mountains and filtered with Siberian glacial water and there was no way something this pure could make me hungover.
So I quit.
Okay. Shaving is optional. Bathing still remains mandatory.
After quitting the vodka company I tried to grow my own cocaine. That failed, and it was illegal, as it turned out. Now I'm open to new oppurtunities. Where does one fill out the application for "farmer"? I have experience. Office doesn't have a resume template for farming. How does one break into the business?
It's such a club. If your old man wasn't a farmer, then good fucking luck trying to become a farmer. I hear it's a lot of hard work too, but if farming was easy, shit, everybody would be doing it.
A friend of mine gave me a book the other day, but I didn't read it. What would be the point? It had already been read.
repeat: bathing still remains mandatory.
Okay. It's Thursday. Carry on.
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's like he has hemorrhoids on his face.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:13:14 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, speaking of "all over your face"...here's why you should always receive a blood transfusion even if your faith doesn't really agree with it:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/12/03/wface103.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox
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GAH!
Christ almighty, what is WRONG with you?
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smile, you're on candid cam.... AAUUGH! BLOODY JESUS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:13:14 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, speaking of "all over your face"...here's why you should always receive a blood transfusion even if your faith doesn't really agree with it:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/12/03/wface103.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox
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GAH!
Christ almighty, what is WRONG with you?
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-07 08:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like a woman with a shaved 'gine-town. I also like to yell, "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!" before I start to mouthify my girlfriends choo-choo. Sometimes I like to keep my socks on during sex and say, "Ooooooh these pretzels are makin' me thirsty!" Black socks never get dirty. I read that in a book. Also, toe socks creep me out. Especially if they are rainbow colored. Feet are creepy. But I'd rather someone had feet than nubs.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 04:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen brother!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-07 01:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a tree in the bush is worth a bird in the hand?
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ummmmm...
what?
I thought I was strange...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-07 00:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SanDee (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
so a hairy 'beard', a maximum bush, an unshaven haven is acceptable..... what about dreadlocks plaits... ribbons??
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as long as it's clean
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-06 23:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, I'm a lesbian
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:32:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a hairy beast right now.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 19:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-12-06 18:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
little sally is in this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzysbFcCYS8
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-06 18:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't have anything against you. Oh, I see what happened. I just copied your comment. That was affirmation. It didn't mean anything. We can still be friends.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-06 18:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What on earth have you got against me?
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell is going on around here
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Also, toe socks creep me out. Especially if they are rainbow colored. Feet are creepy. But I'd rather someone had feet than nubs.
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How about feet like this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=499367&in_page_id=1811
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, speaking of "all over your face"...here's why you should always receive a blood transfusion even if your faith doesn't really agree with it:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/12/03/wface103.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox
Rock the blood swap, avoid the face tumor. The end.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll just have to find out for yourself.
Speaking about trees and bodies, how'd you like to let this guy get to second or third base?
http://www.bad-news-day.com/disfigured-treeman-can-be-cured/
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you have a vagina?
how's the hormone therapy treating you?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'd rather hold a bird, even an angry one, than have a tree in my vagina.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-12-06 17:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a tree in the bush is worth a bird in the hand?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think once December comes around women should take the time to shave a tree shaped pattern into their hair. May as well make the thing festive if you have an opportunity, right?
I'm reminded of a caller on a local FM morning show talking about how the funniest tattoo he'd seen on a woman was a little stick figure pushing a lawnmower. It was done right above the topmost portion of her bush. That's a woman with a sense of humor. That's also a woman who's going to be stuck with that over her vajin for the next 50-70 years.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
After some thought, I realise the merits of various pubic hairstyles.
A nicely shaped bush is sometimes quite pleasing.
I am unfortunately reminded of a photo album of an ER nurse friend of mine.
She would photograph the privates of incoming when foul play was suspected.
I still hold in my memory the image of the nethers of an armo woman who had shaved her critter but left the hair on her legs and ample belly.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rhyno's review is funnier than the post
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nothing wrong with toe socks, why do guys get creeped out by them?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never understood women who don't keep their nethers clean. I don't shave mine but I trim it; I can go either way, there.
But clean? NECESSARY. I'd sooner be dead than have a nasty gash.
+2 for comprehensible stream of consciousness. I needed that.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like a woman with a shaved 'gine-town. I also like to yell, "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!" before I start to mouthify my girlfriends choo-choo. Sometimes I like to keep my socks on during sex and say, "Ooooooh these pretzels are makin' me thirsty!" Black socks never get dirty. I read that in a book. Also, toe socks creep me out. Especially if they are rainbow colored. Feet are creepy. But I'd rather someone had feet than nubs.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Toe socks are where it's at.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You comments on socks got me thinking. I have like 15 pairs of grey socks. All the same, so they're never mismatched. Is that laziness, OCD, or a good idea? Probably.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck was this?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
thanks
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-06 16:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh...
Submitted by SanDee (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
so a hairy 'beard', a maximum bush, an unshaven haven is acceptable..... what about dreadlocks plaits... ribbons??
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was extremely boring
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sally get banned?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mismatched socks is indeed a dealbreaker :(