GPF - My Usual Reaction To Rob_Berg's Replies (1694 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2007-12-06 20:24:14 EST
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:33:08 EDT (#)
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Yup.
Some of your finest work, pookie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:02:06 EDT (#)
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I think I missed this one...Nicely done.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:36:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:09:29 EST (#)
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your last two comments you made were actually funnier and more original than the thousands of replies i've read/skimmed/skipped from you.
i guess we ought to mark today on the calendar as the day rob berg got a sense of humor.
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heh.
Sure. Welcome to the darkside.
so... CAN WE FUCK ALREADY?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:09:29 EST (#)
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your last two comments you made were actually funnier and more original than the thousands of replies i've read/skimmed/skipped from you.
i guess we ought to mark today on the calendar as the day rob berg got a sense of humor.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:05:42 EST (#)
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Did you not believe what you just said you said?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 17:02:21 EST (#)
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rob berg - i don't actually believe what i say. unlike you, ubersite is not life.
orphelia - thank you, i guess.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:32:02 EST (#)
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i never claimed to be hot.
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But you are :)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:25:38 EST (#)
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"i don't judge people's looks on their camwhore either."
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>sniff<
YUP THAT SMELLS LIKE BULLSHIT PIERRE!
"OUI!"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:18:57 EST (#)
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i never claimed to be hot. i don't judge people's looks on their camwhore either.
it's fun to lapidate someone on the intraweb. it's part of the game.
i got my share of insults.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 19:16:31 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-11 18:07:45 EST (#)
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I am really warming to you
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btw, i knew that would happen.
not cuz i think i'm the shit but because you've been calling me arrogant and bitching on my case ever since you've sign on here even though i had never interacted with you before.
you're like those subpar chicks in high school who still have some confidence unlike the really ugly ones and use it to insult guys to get their attention.
fuck, i should be a contemporary anthropologist.
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Whoaaaa there Mister, you make it sound like on every post I was bitching about you behind your back. Give me credit, I only ever told you what I thought of you (from opinions formed from your comments on other posts and your own posts)on your submissions. And my own.
Maybe I was wrong about you, maybe. rorrims awesome voicewhore mix (and your original) and a few random comments you have made, started changing my mind.
i must insist, you should not judge a persons looks from one - albeit terrible - camwhore. What you describe as subpar is normal when your a middle aged mum of two.
Ah well, when you are as hot as you everyone must be ugly. :)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:16:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-11 18:07:45 EST (#)
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I am really warming to you
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btw, i knew that would happen.
not cuz i think i'm the shit but because you've been calling me arrogant and bitching on my case ever since you've sign on here even though i had never interacted with you before.
you're like those subpar chicks in high school who still have some confidence unlike the really ugly ones and use it to insult guys to get their attention.
fuck, i should be a contemporary anthropologist.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm six-two and i eat that way. if none of your furnitures have legs, your table won't be high either.
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There was no need for the 's' on furniture, but what do I know? I thought the little slip was cute. That is all.
It was 3 sausages and a jar of pickled cabbage, actually Em.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:42:51 EST (#)
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Orphelias a pole anyway, she came over on a truck with a blanket and a big sausage
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:26:11 EST (#)
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i use english perfectly, thank you
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-11 18:07:45 EST (#)
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I am really warming to you. Your missuse of English is charming.
-Pork
Submitted by Xgod_called_in_sickX (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:06:11 EST (#)
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i dont get it, whos rob berg? where did you get this gif?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-08 14:09:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-08 13:11:11 EST (#)
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Oops, poor monitor contrast.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-08 13:10:45 EST (#)
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'Great, now I'm a black man...'?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-07 20:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:06:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-07 14:26:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:03:52 EST (#)
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I wish I was Asian. I'd be shorter and could live in a smaller, cheaper home.
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none of your furniture would need legs, either. just throw some pillows on the floor and youre set.
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i'm six-two and i eat that way. if none of your furnitures have legs, your table won't be high either.
COME MON, MAN, THINK!
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-12-07 15:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-07 13:20:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:27:31 EST (#)
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how do you know he's chinese?
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Because he delivers my lo mein.
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And he drives REALLY poorly.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-07 14:26:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:03:52 EST (#)
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I wish I was Asian. I'd be shorter and could live in a smaller, cheaper home.
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none of your furniture would need legs, either. just throw some pillows on the floor and youre set.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-07 13:51:20 EST (#)
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ha ha
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-07 13:20:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:27:31 EST (#)
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how do you know he's chinese?
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Because he delivers my lo mein.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:27:31 EST (#)
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how do you know he's chinese?
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:23:52 EST (#)
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I didn't know you were a chinaman.
Submitted by japetus (user info) at 2007-12-07 08:44:38 EST (#)
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Ha.
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2007-12-07 08:41:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:29:46 EST (#)
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Funny...I agree, but I also feel the same way about yours :)
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:02:36 EST (#)
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This image is how I feel each time management has an idea for change.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:03:52 EST (#)
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I wish I was Asian. I'd be shorter and could live in a smaller, cheaper home.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-07 02:39:39 EST (#)
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oop. There I go, using my alter to send mixed signals.
This post rocked. I can only HOPE I inspire such reactions from the assorted dweebs below.
WEEE!
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-12-07 02:37:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-07 02:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA.
I WIN!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2007-12-07 02:23:31 EST (#)
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Hey, do you still do that thing where you funnel jizz into your butt hole after you gargle it?
Because I need a funnel...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-07 00:44:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-07 00:19:14 EST (#)
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzipper head
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-06 22:49:44 EST (#)
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you read my mind - TABARNAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-06 22:44:35 EST (#)
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me too
except with 90% less chink.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-12-06 22:20:00 EST (#)
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My reaction:
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:52:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-07 13:28:01 EST (#)
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Here's some humor if you're bored:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84935
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Just read through it again. Good fucking times. Method, are you some sort of Fortune teller? This is exactly what this place is like now.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84935#1870972
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-08 04:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See people
This
THIS
is the reason I come onto ubersite
THIS PLACE WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING DULL WITHOUT ALL THE SHIT STIRRING AND FIGHTING THAT GOES ON
OTHERWISE IT WOULD JUST BE PUPPIES AND SUNSHINE AND RAINBOW FARTS AND I DONT THINK I WOULD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH
NEITHER WOULD ANY OF YOU
ADMIT IT, YOU LOVE IT
P.S. HADLEY IS A VIRGIN DIPSHIT HOMO WHO HASN'T SEEN A VAGINA SINCE THE BIRTH CANAL AND WON'T EVER SEE IT AGAIN UNTIL THE VIRGIN MARY UNFOLDS HER LEGS AND ACCEPTS HIM INTO THE GLORIOUS AFTERLIFE
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:43:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:32:18 EST (#)
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Hey, I typed the Marleau comment even BEFORE I saw YOUR Marleau comment!
I was just sayng to someone else today...I've had it with him.
He and Cheechoo have 9 fucking goals...between them!
((((((
Why does the fuckwad from So. Carolina +2 the fag from Canadia?
Asslicking at its finest.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:32:18 EST (#)
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Hey, I typed the Marleau comment even BEFORE I saw YOUR Marleau comment!
I was just sayng to someone else today...I've had it with him.
He and Cheechoo have 9 fucking goals...between them!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:31:13 EST (#)
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But for what he's making, he should be producing a helluva lot more offence- God knows that team needs it.
You guys had Samsonov stinking it out bad for a year up there, too.
Once these "gifted offensive studs" hit Montreal, they turn to shit.
I'd trade you Marleau if I thought there was anyone on the team besides Souray that was worth a shit...and now it's too late for THAT to happen.
But "thanks" for giving us Rivet. He's pretty steady.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:29:26 EST (#)
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patrick marleau makes the same salary and has less points.
the crappy habs player is koivu, imo.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's some humor if you're bored:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84935
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:26:08 EST (#)
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Sounds alot like JGreeening... Oh wait, no it doesn't. Carry on
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:25:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think he's an overpaid underachiever.
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i think i'm tired of hearing this all the time.
everyone thinks he's some type of superstar but i think it's jagr who said that kovalev knows only one way to play and he is profoundly letarghic on his bad nights unlike superstars who always find a way to add up points.
the guy knows how to deke and has a great shot but that's about it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think he's an overpaid underachiever.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:18:16 EST (#)
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i like him, he's good.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:17:43 EST (#)
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What's your opinion on Alexei Kovalev?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:04:57 EST (#)
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Your opinion of Amelie is worth more than mine because you are a Frecanasian.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-06 21:02:06 EST (#)
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it's a neat movie, i guess
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:57:20 EST (#)
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Caul, what is your opinion on Amelie?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:56:56 EST (#)
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I thought it was funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:54:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:48:57 EST (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_break
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_escape
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:47:56 EST (#)
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Don't break down my city wrall! (Mongolians break down the wall, and then they leave)
OH, GOD-DAMNIT!! That's the rast time you're gonna break down my shitty wrall! You hear me, Mongorians?!
Damned Mongorians.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:39:41 EST (#)
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wtf is a prison break?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:35:15 EST (#)
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is that the asian from prison break?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:34:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:32:55 EST (#)
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Rob: You have shamed your family!
Caul: But all I did was post utter crap for most of the time I was here.
_: You know what this means.
Caul: It cannot be! I can't be that hideous!
Berg: Seppuku. It is the only way you can relieve the shame from your family.
Caul: Fucking nazi, this is like the fiftieth time.
Bleeding End.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Uniter must be racist. That narrows it down a bit...
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:32:55 EST (#)
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Rob: You have shamed your family!
Caul: But all I did was post utter crap for most of the time I was here.
_: You know what this means.
Caul: It cannot be! I can't be that hideous!
Berg: Seppuku. It is the only way you can relieve the shame from your family.
Caul: Fucking nazi, this is like the fiftieth time.
Bleeding End.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FACEPALM!
Fuck Rob_Berg and everything he stands for. Whiny Canadian faggot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:28:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:27:26 EST (#)
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I think you need to get over it a little better.
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i don't understand this sentence o_O
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:27:26 EST (#)
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I think you need to get over it a little better.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:27:21 EST (#)
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You're Frecanasian.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-06 20:24:26 EST (#)
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yes, i'm asian