Some details of former uber users (1649 hits)
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Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2007-12-07 05:15:48 EST
I've heard some stuff about some old Uberers if anyone's intersted:
Pentameter married an old University flame.
Pock's band is still not a big success, but he has a job in a record shop so he's happy.
Merlina, convinced that animals were better than people, bought a puppy but it kept biting her and tearing up anything it could sink its teeth into so she's kind of suffering an existential crisis.
BadassJulie is in LA Mexican rehab. Get well soon Julie and come back home.
AJ's neck grew so long it achieved evolutionary singularity. It occaisonally allows him to post here.
Urbane Michief got pregnant but miscarried. Don't know what happened after that.
I don't know ANYTHING about Dervel. I assume he is on the run from the rabid Fintan the Ferret Fanclub, who're baying for more Fintan strips. Generally missing, presumed seriously middle class.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-18 03:13:25 EST (#)
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It's called a parcel shelf because it can be parceled away.
HA HA
No, of course not. It is actually called a parcel shelf because the load it is designed to be able to hold is of a certain weight, the weight band that in the logistics industry would be referred to as a 'parcel'. For instance, a more heavy duty shelf would be called a cargo shelf.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-12-16 07:02:50 EST (#)
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Dervel quit his job and moved to Buckinghamshire, where he got another job. Only the people at the new job are smarter than the people at the old job and they block most internet sites, so Dervel can't use Ubersite at work and now actually has to do work whilst at work. He see's little point in using Ubersite in the evenings as it's largely populated by seppos. Dervel remains hopelessly middle class and will, one day, own a big green Jag with an umbrella permanently ensconced on the parcel shelf. Dervel wonders why it's called a parcel shelf as he has never seen one used as such, in fact, he firmly believes it would be unsuitable for shelving parcels as they would restrict vision out the rear window and would pose a serious threat of becoming airborne under heavy braking. Dervel isn't on youtube as he has a face for radio. Dervel refuses to use paragraphs until his dispute with next door over parking has been resolved.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-12-11 16:11:47 EST (#)
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huh? She's a vicious hooligan breaking hearts and laws like "it ain't no thang". She's trouble that one and you'd be best to keep your distance.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-11 05:25:11 EST (#)
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She's always looking for new work. She's lovely though, has a marvellous way of looking at the world which is reflected in her words. A real ray of sunshine.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-11 05:19:33 EST (#)
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I miss Julie too.
God bless her bad ass.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-12-11 04:45:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:36:45 EST (#)
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These are all lies with the exception of AJ and his staggeringly long neck.
I do miss Julie though. Truthfully the last I heard she was considering moving to Mexico.
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She's fine. Looking for new work.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-10 22:47:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:36:45 EST (#)
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These are all lies with the exception of AJ and his staggeringly long neck.
I do miss Julie though. Truthfully the last I heard she was considering moving to Mexico.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-10 05:05:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:15:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:35:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:30:53 EST (#)
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WTF IS NETBALL I'VE WONDERED FOR YEARS AND I CANNOT GET A GOOD DESCRIPTION1!!?!
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It's all very british and reserved, we dont like to do things with any speed.
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pffft. Netball is not 'very british' I don't remember seeing you guys at the netball world cup
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Which really does go to show how British it is. We invent these games so that the rest of the world can go play them. Then with you distracted thinking that these games mean something we go away and bide our time comming up with more meaningless games for you to play.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-12-09 23:32:49 EST (#)
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hahaha - I did that too!!
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:14:27 PST (#)
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When my first was born I requested, nay DEMANDED, that no one buy pink. I reserved that right for the grandmothers.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:15:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:35:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:30:53 EST (#)
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WTF IS NETBALL I'VE WONDERED FOR YEARS AND I CANNOT GET A GOOD DESCRIPTION1!!?!
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It's all very british and reserved, we dont like to do things with any speed.
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pffft. Netball is not 'very british' I don't remember seeing you guys at the netball world cup
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-09 01:21:54 EST (#)
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who gives a shit what these people are doing? do you think they take the time to give a shit what you're doing? i don't think so.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:38:56 EST (#)
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I can verify the truth of 5 of them.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-12-08 17:52:05 EST (#)
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101st REVIEW!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-12-08 12:09:53 EST (#)
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is that shit about Julie true?
aww...I miss her.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 11:02:27 EST (#)
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(sigh)
Well, it's official.
I am now a BertyWhore and can no longer resist +2ing anything that has his man-smell on it.
:(
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-12-08 04:27:00 EST (#)
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You're much too english you know?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-12-08 00:23:40 EST (#)
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ok
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:32:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:49:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:44:02 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:38:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:30:17 GMT (#)
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Pheely, you have a child?
Two, actually.
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Two? Good heavens.
There's a story there I'll wager.
No, not really. I had my first at 22. His dad was a nasty piece of work, I was young, foolish, thought I was in love. Luckily, he was stabbed to death in prison while awaiting trail for beating a guy to death outside a nightclub.
My second child is Shlongys.
Not the first time I've heard THIS one and it probably won't be the last.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:31:56 EST (#)
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How many of these are true?
And whatever happened to nitty?
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:20:16 EST (#)
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Coley's been doing internet porn.
NSFW http://www.coleysbox.com
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-07 16:35:29 EST (#)
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www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-07 16:29:45 EST (#)
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I was wondering what happened to me.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-07 16:04:16 EST (#)
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What was bigger, Pentameter's boobs or the space between Julie's eyes?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-12-07 15:45:26 EST (#)
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what's happened to thorpe????
i may need to contact him on vital urgent matters
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-12-07 13:40:46 EST (#)
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Are any of these actually true?...aside from AJ of course.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 13:28:37 EST (#)
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no, but i'm sure i offered.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-07 13:15:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-12-07 12:24:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:55:27 EST (#)
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That true about Julie?
Harsh.
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Nope, she's fixin to be a smut peddler!
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Noonie got her a job, then?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-07 13:02:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-12-07 12:24:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:55:27 EST (#)
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That true about Julie?
Harsh.
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Nope, she's fixin to be a smut peddler!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:55:27 EST (#)
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That true about Julie?
Harsh.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:36:04 EST (#)
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Dervel's MySpace account is hacked, which is rather funny when he sends me messages and comments saying, "someone has a crush on you." To which I reply, "I've always known you love me, Richard. But we can never be."
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:09:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:50:25 EST (#)
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to be honest, im sick of sex. I just want a good nights sleep. But it is disappointing, yes it is.
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You aint doing it right.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:04:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:48:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:47:18 EST (#)
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oh thats a shame
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You can almost feel the dissapointment that enveloped Em when he was typing that.
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don't see why. just means berty's fair game in the gay arena.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:50:25 EST (#)
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to be honest, im sick of sex. I just want a good nights sleep. But it is disappointing, yes it is.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:48:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:47:18 EST (#)
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oh thats a shame
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You can almost feel the dissapointment that enveloped Em when he was typing that.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:47:18 EST (#)
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oh thats a shame
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:44:19 EST (#)
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i do not want it in the bum, tyvm.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:41:41 EST (#)
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katy is so gay for berty
*snigger*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:38:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:37:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:35:20 EST (#)
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It's all very british and reserved, we dont like to do things with any speed.
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but you play football...
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Take that back! I never played the agyest game in the world.
I played Rugby, where I got to bury my head between blokes legs and grip tightly to the front of their shorts.
Hmm I can almost smell the vaseline now.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:38:16 EST (#)
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But sexy girls play netball, sporty girls play hockey and shit. So Netball rules!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:37:37 EST (#)
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berty, you really are a dirty old man.
<3
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:37:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:35:20 EST (#)
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It's all very british and reserved, we dont like to do things with any speed.
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but you play football...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:35:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:30:22 EST (#)
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if berty had an 11 year old child he would be. that would mean 11 years plus almost a year to grow the little bugger would put him at 12 when he knocked up his teacher or whatever.
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I certain that I would have wanted to fuck somebody when I was 13. It is the sort of desire I could see myself having.
What was I doing at 13?
I remember now! I wanted to screw the girl who sat opposite me in science class. I used to fantasise that I would slow down time to a stop, run around the desk, bend her over, give 'er a good seeing to and then return time to normal with nobody being any the wiser and with her wondering why her underwear was all scew wiff and soggy.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:35:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:30:53 EST (#)
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WTF IS NETBALL I'VE WONDERED FOR YEARS AND I CANNOT GET A GOOD DESCRIPTION1!!?!
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If you think of all the speed and action that is generated by a game of basket ball. Then you take all that away and make girls play a game with a ball and a hooped net. But you tell them that when they get the ball in their hands they cant move.
You also get them in short skirts and knee high socks and get them oiled up.
It's all very british and reserved, we dont like to do things with any speed.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:32:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:25:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:10:02 EST (#)
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yeah, at just over twice the age of the child you helped conceive you'd be a child sex crime victim.
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am I a sex crime victim?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84543
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Yes.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:30:53 EST (#)
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WTF IS NETBALL I'VE WONDERED FOR YEARS AND I CANNOT GET A GOOD DESCRIPTION1!!?!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:30:22 EST (#)
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if berty had an 11 year old child he would be. that would mean 11 years plus almost a year to grow the little bugger would put him at 12 when he knocked up his teacher or whatever.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:25:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:10:02 EST (#)
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yeah, at just over twice the age of the child you helped conceive you'd be a child sex crime victim.
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am I a sex crime victim?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84543
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:23:40 EST (#)
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I played a charity netball match at uni and was the only player to get elbowed in the nose by a 6ft 7 rugby player :(
I was GoalKeeper or whatever and behind the post I had a can of Blackthorn.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:20:41 EST (#)
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Ahh yes Netball! Tight fitting shorts. Knee high socks. Having to stand still as soon as you get a ball in your hand. hmmm the memories. I always got sent off, something to do with the 'No contact' rule. pah!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:17:59 EST (#)
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Read it how you will I just meant it would be cool to learn to play netball again :)
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:15:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:12:29 EST (#)
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if i had a 16 year old girl kid I would be soooooooo different heh actually not so different
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You've come out with some pretty distressing stuff on here before Em, but this one actually made me cringe a bit.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:14:20 EST (#)
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I'm still here.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:12:29 EST (#)
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if i had a 16 year old girl kid I would be soooooooo different heh actually not so different
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:10:02 EST (#)
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yeah, at just over twice the age of the child you helped conceive you'd be a child sex crime victim.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 10:08:48 EST (#)
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If I had an 11 year old kid that'd be sweet. I'd be a totally different person.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:55:39 EST (#)
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wow, not 30 and an eleven year old.
i thot i was the only stupid one.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:47:32 EST (#)
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Luckily, he was stabbed to death in prison while awaiting trail for beating a guy to death outside a nightclub.
um... wow.
I have an eleven year old. I am not old enough to have an 11 year old but it does make me feel the 30 even more.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:40:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 08:23:02 CST (#)
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Having a toddler is like owning a puppy.
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Not really. You don't get in trouble with social services for keeping a puppy crated half the day until you can make it home from work to let him pee on the lawn. :)
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:32:31 EST (#)
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i have four kids
i win.
(actually i've been losing all my life)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:32:09 EST (#)
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I am off now anyway. Have a great weekend everyone. It is nearly Christmas, yay.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:31:56 EST (#)
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my ol' mans a dustman, 'e weeearrrrrrs - a dustmans 'at, he took me to a ji'ad, and told me where it's 'at.
or about.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:31:17 EST (#)
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i accidently found dervel on youtube.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:27:47 EST (#)
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im in the office on my own, i could go wild!! But no im on Uber.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:25:52 EST (#)
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"berty tried to blow up a bus and got his lips burnt. even though they were so big. Like what a missionary would describe as....'nearly humanoid'. and that was the main thing."
[mr. platypus - who one day found a fossil]
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:23:43 EST (#)
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From what I've seen with my friends with little boys is that they spend a good amount of time keeping them from killing themselves. Boys seem to have this unconscious need to put themselves in as high a risk situation as they can even when toddlers.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:23:02 EST (#)
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My son knows the meaning of 'no' yet, at the first moment my attention, if only for a split second, is away from him, he goes to the bookcase and starts de-booking it. If I saw 'no!', he stands still, turns, grins, then carries on. Laughing.
The Christmas tree has already taken a few maulings. Having a toddler is like owning a puppy.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:21:32 EST (#)
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Scrub the previous comment, I just banged my leg on my desk and its cut my delicate old man skin. Cool give it a day or so and I will have a nice scab to pick off. YAY!! My weekend is sorted.
Fucking hurts though!
Need some cream. Course work wont be able to give me any cream as they get worried that I may overdose on the crap and they would be liable. It is beyond me why work places have a first aid box, no one is willing to bloody well do anything with it just in case you sue them.
Loosing blood fast.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:20:48 EST (#)
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Oh and Berty, you forgot to finish your post.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:20:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:14:27 EST (#)
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Girls are ok, they're every bit as destructive as little boys and then some because they actually THINK about how best to obliterate everything in their path.
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HAHA We do, don't we?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:17:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:10:33 EST (#)
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mine is 11 lbs as of yesterday
he is going to be a giant
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awww taking after daddy?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:17:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:14:27 EST (#)
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When my first was born I requested, nay DEMANDED, that no one buy pink. I reserved that right for the grandmothers.
Girls are ok, they're every bit as destructive as little boys and then some because they actually THINK about how best to obliterate everything in their path
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You imply that us 'Boys' dont think.
Actually you may be onto something there.
I was actually talking to Mrs Inflatable the other night about cuts and bruises and I realised that I have actually been cut and scab free for about 3 months. I think this is the longest I have gone without some sort of abraision in my life. I blame it on the rapidly approaching 30's Damn it I refuse to grow up.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:14:27 EST (#)
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When my first was born I requested, nay DEMANDED, that no one buy pink. I reserved that right for the grandmothers.
Girls are ok, they're every bit as destructive as little boys and then some because they actually THINK about how best to obliterate everything in their path.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:14:25 EST (#)
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Here, based on weight and height at birth, they work out a prediction of how tall baby will be. Mine is gonna be a six footer. Huge hands and feet.
And the capitalisation works well. Makes you seem more manic and scary.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:11:29 EST (#)
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oh hai everybody
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:10:33 EST (#)
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mine is 11 lbs as of yesterday
he is going to be a giant
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:10:21 EST (#)
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and no need to capitalize the name. It was a stupid noob mistake when I first registered 3 years ago.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT..... I have an Uberversary in 2 weeks.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:09:32 EST (#)
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I would like a girl. I'd buy everything pink. Maybe the next one... Having mine so far apart made it seem alot easier second time round.
Rad that is sweet. They really do grow fast though.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:05:04 EST (#)
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2 actually, a 6yr old and a 4yr old. Both girls.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:04:53 EST (#)
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mine is 24days old
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 09:02:13 EST (#)
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They are 7 (going on 40) and 11 months old. The baby just started walking. Amazing. Do you have just the one, MANICMOTHER? It appears most Uber mums only have the one.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-07 08:54:06 EST (#)
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How old are your kids, orphelia?
Submitted by japetus (user info) at 2007-12-07 08:47:35 EST (#)
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I smiled.
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2007-12-07 08:46:59 EST (#)
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Cool, names, amazing.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-07 07:11:45 EST (#)
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call it what you will.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 07:06:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-07 12:04:28 GMT (#)
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Luckily, he was stabbed to death in prison
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amazing.
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No. I believe it is called karma.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-07 07:04:28 EST (#)
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Luckily, he was stabbed to death in prison
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amazing.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-07 07:02:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:58:09 EST (#)
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Well, I never actually said yes to Shlongy....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:57:21 EST (#)
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Holy shit.
That... Wow. That's pretty dark. The only way that could be heavier would be if he's a rape baby.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:54:55 EST (#)
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Well, I hope it wasn't someone elses dead body I cremated, laughing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:52:42 EST (#)
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He's not actually dead is he?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:52:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:50:57 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:46:50 GMT (#)
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The story being that someone was willing to have sex with her twice?
Hurty, having seen the video my naked camwhore came from, why does that surprise you? You know you want me bad.
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Shit, we both know what went down after I turned off the camera.
That's right, my erection.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:51:58 EST (#)
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No, not really. I had my first at 22. His dad was a nasty piece of work, I was young, foolish, thought I was in love. Luckily, he was stabbed to death in prison while awaiting trail for beating a guy to death outside a nightclub.
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WOW! Your son is so lucky, having a dead father is so Kawai!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:51:47 EST (#)
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I don't like the cut of your gib today, Berty. Behave.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:50:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:46:50 GMT (#)
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The story being that someone was willing to have sex with her twice?
Hurty, having seen the video my naked camwhore came from, why does that surprise you? You know you want me bad.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:49:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:46:50 EST (#)
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The story being that someone was willing to have sex with her twice?
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Pretty much.
TWICE!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:49:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:44:02 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:38:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:30:17 GMT (#)
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Pheely, you have a child?
Two, actually.
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Two? Good heavens.
There's a story there I'll wager.
No, not really. I had my first at 22. His dad was a nasty piece of work, I was young, foolish, thought I was in love. Luckily, he was stabbed to death in prison while awaiting trail for beating a guy to death outside a nightclub.
My second child is Shlongys.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:49:13 EST (#)
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ive had a child.
yeah the fucking cunt couldnt handle my roundhouse skills......
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:46:50 EST (#)
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The story being that someone was willing to have sex with her twice?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:44:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:38:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:30:17 GMT (#)
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Pheely, you have a child?
Two, actually.
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Two? Good heavens.
There's a story there I'll wager.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:38:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 11:30:17 GMT (#)
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Pheely, you have a child?
Two, actually.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:30:17 EST (#)
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Pheely, you have a child?
Also I was sighing over the lack of a British Raj. I gather that there's something similar in Malaya, but it won't be as good.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:28:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:39:37 EST (#)
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I died and came back as a ferret with exceptional typing skills.
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Post something, Lisa, so that I can feel compelled to heap gushing praise and flattery upon you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:27:48 EST (#)
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You haven't left, Spamwise Ganjee. You've just become a bit, you know, far away.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-07 06:13:18 EST (#)
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I didn't make the list?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:54:39 EST (#)
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I guess this is a pointless post, but because everything I post is pointless I'll give you a point.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:41:39 EST (#)
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i left last night and came back today with some goo over my face.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:39:37 EST (#)
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I died and came back as a ferret with exceptional typing skills.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:35:35 EST (#)
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Don't you sigh at me Berty. Yes, I am not so dumb I am unaware of timezones of the world. I merely commented that it is unusal to see so many Brits post at once. I was gonna tell you my story of what happened to me this morning, but since you seem oh so bored and weary of my comments, I shall save it for another day. Really, young man, treat your MILFs with respect :)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:31:33 EST (#)
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Orphelia, in America it is not a time for people who are not University students to be awake and on the internet. Uber doesn't have enough African users really, only Phuzzy.
*sigh*
I wish we still had the Raj. I'd like to go to India and live in mad decadence.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:27:20 EST (#)
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I love those bits after films, always a certain kind of film, usually a made for TV movie, generally 'based on true events', where, at the end they give a brief account of what happened to each character appearing in the picture.
(Nominate that for longest sentence of the day).
You know the kind 'John Terry was found guilty of rape and sentenced to life in prison. He died four days later blah blah'.
Why are all the Brits posting today? Was it a plan? I feel so left out, like I wasn't invited to the party:(
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-07 05:25:59 EST (#)
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It would be wonderful if that was true about Dervel.