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Submitted by McBain (View user info) at 2007-12-07 16:51:14 EST
i'm sorry to let you down, but since i've been gone i've acquired somebody new in my life. you might now him... his name is jesus christ. i just wanna say right now that i'm deeply sorry for all the ruckus i caused years ago. life isn't about finding things to hate other people for, it's about finding reasons to love them. we are all brothers and sisters, regardless of age, race, or sex, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a filthy nigger.
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-08 18:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-08 11:38:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:00:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-12-08 09:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahahahaha.
Quite possibly the best post in months.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-08 09:20:01 EST (#)
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well this is just a sad state of affairs.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-08 07:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-12-08 00:30:30 EST (#)
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atleast you are an interesting alter
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-07 20:00:31 EST (#)
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http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-07 19:41:32 EST (#)
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wildman, i will pray for you.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-07 19:40:01 EST (#)
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spoken like a true bottom
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-07 19:35:47 EST (#)
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all you guys insulting me are just trying to get a rise out of me. i'm different now. stop trying cause it won't work.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-07 19:10:22 EST (#)
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does jebus love you long time?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-07 18:35:05 EST (#)
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If I leave here for 3 years and come back a born again christian, someone please remind me to kill myself.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-07 18:27:11 EST (#)
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do the meth
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-07 18:26:39 EST (#)
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YOU CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER. Welcome back.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-12-07 18:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL now that was funny.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-07 18:21:09 EST (#)
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HOW DARE YOU SAY JESUS IS A FAG!!!!
"Oh, but Hadley, I just said he was in my life..."
DON'T YOU TALK TO ME!!!! YOU'RE PUSHING OUR LORD AND SAVIOR'S SHIT IN NIGHTLY!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL, MCBAIN! AND I HOPE YOUR POLYESTER SWEATPANTS MELT TO YOUR LEGS AND MUMMIFY YOU!!!!
Or...um....is he the pitcher and you're the catcher? Cuz that's ok.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-07 18:04:03 EST (#)
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fake? was jesus' love for all of us 'fake'? yah, it was so fake that he died for all of our sins!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-07 18:04:02 EST (#)
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hahaha
vintage
Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-12-07 18:02:55 EST (#)
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Unlike this ,Some fake relgious/racist drivel is actually moderately amusing.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:46:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-12-07 14:43:46 PST (#)
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Who is schlongy?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:43:46 EST (#)
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Who is schlongy?
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:34:52 EST (#)
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god bless you schlongy. i know in your heart you're a good person, and it's the devil who's making you say those awful things. i have faith in you, brother.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:31:07 EST (#)
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Let's put it this way:
You have a gazillion percent better chance of acquiring wealth than you do a woman.
Unfortunately for you, you have absolutely NO CHANCE in hell of acquiring any wealth.
Do the math.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:29:48 EST (#)
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hey schlongy if jesus wanted me to have lots of money and a woman he would have given them to me.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:28:48 EST (#)
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hey man it was my pleasure. god bless you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:27:15 EST (#)
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It was moderately amusing the first time you "returned".
Now, you're just a virgin fucktard with no money like the rest of them.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:21:53 EST (#)
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see, you riled the Uniter
bad pussy
no friskees
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:20:36 EST (#)
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Well, the post is still a meh, but +2 for actually stooping to having a conversation with me.
The bars here don't get interesting until around 7, and this is much more entertaining than what I was doing.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:19:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:19:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:19:13 EST (#)
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Leonore - are you still talking shit?
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:17:40 EST (#)
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still boring?
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:15:35 EST (#)
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Nope. Circa Survive tank top and jeans. My heat's cranked to 75.
Long underwear > turtlenecks.
Also, shaved heads > berets, smiley-face contact lenses > dark sunglasses, and Lucky Strikes > Djarums.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:12:54 EST (#)
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mac huh? that explains it. you're probably wearing a turtleneck, aren't you?
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-07 17:00:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-07 16:58:24 EST (#)
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then go to the top-right corner of your screen and click the little X and close the window. you've posted twice on this item already, the most out of anyone so far. if you don't like it then get the fuck out don't keep posting you retard.
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Sorry, that won't work. I'm on a Mac, and I'm far too immune to criticism. Feel free to keep trying, though!
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-07 16:58:24 EST (#)
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then go to the top-right corner of your screen and click the little X and close the window. you've posted twice on this item already, the most out of anyone so far. if you don't like it then get the fuck out don't keep posting you retard.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-07 16:56:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-07 16:55:28 EST (#)
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sorry idiot i'm not a /b/tard.
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Neither am I, but this was boring.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-12-07 16:55:53 EST (#)
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hahahaha
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-07 16:55:28 EST (#)
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sorry idiot i'm not a /b/tard.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-07 16:54:24 EST (#)
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If this had been a longer tirade, you could've slipped the Fresh Prince song in there.
That might've been funnier.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-07 16:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I used to think it didn't matter what deodorant stick I used. DUMB!