Genesis 28:12 (736 hits)
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Submitted by McBain (View user info) at 2007-12-08 19:17:33 EST
Jacob left Beersheba and set out for Harran. When he reached a certain place, he stopped for the night because the sun had set. Taking one of the stones there, he put it under his head and lay down to sleep. He had a dream in which he saw a stairway [a] resting on the earth, with its top reaching to heaven, and the angels of God were ascending and descending on it.
Don't you see everyone? Life is just one big ladder and we are climbing it to Heaven!!!!!1
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:27:10 EST (#)
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Go back to hibernation
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:48:24 EST (#)
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this is the best you've got?
yawn
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:54:15 EST (#)
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Still wanna talk shit???
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-10 11:46:08 EST (#)
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No, the angels are climbing it.
You are no angel.
sorry
next
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:43:42 EST (#)
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It is hilarious that the Italians have a demented level of guilt over original sin but have NOT ONCE apologised for nailing the saviour of humanity to a large chunk of wood.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:41:02 EST (#)
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All of Christian religion is one collosal lie shifting blame for the death of christ from the shoulders of the Italians to the eternally oppressed Jews.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-12-10 00:34:49 EST (#)
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+2 flack
-2 the post
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-12-09 23:46:46 EST (#)
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And so the Romans brought Christ before Pilate. And Pilate said unto the lord," Look man, the Jews are totally pissed at you."
And Christ said on to Pilate, "Bitch, say what?"
And Pilate said," Nigga, please."
So Pilate brought Christ before the Jews, and Barrabus was there. And Pilate said unto the people of Jerusalem, "Yo, check it. Dis be Barrabus. He kills people and shit. Would you rather I smoke him or Christ?"
And the people cried out,"Let dat nigga Barrabus go, he an aight cat."
And so Pilate let him go. And then Pilate said unto Christ,"Sorry, bro, but they want yo ass iced. So I gots to torture you and shit."
And Christ said to Pilate," Whatevah, ho. I'm da son of God. I can take any shit you can dish out."
And Pilate was all like,"Nigga, what."
And Christ said unto Pilate," Yeah bitch, bring it the fuck on!"
So Pilate had Christ tortured. It was totally gruesome. Then they hung him from a cross. And the last words Jesus said was," Damn Dad, couldn't you have given a brotha a hand? Shiiiiit."
And then they buried him in a Manger. And there were a bunch of animals n shit. And I think there was some virgin giving a bj to some old wise niggas. He came back to life or something. I forget. I fell asleep during that part of Church. But they had cookies and punch afterwards.
And That is the story of Christmas.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-09 21:21:28 EST (#)
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oh, i get it now. haha, i guess.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-09 17:30:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:05:25 EST (#)
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hahaha after 5 years you still haven't realized who this is! it's me, BART!!!! i got you fuckers good!!!
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-12-09 10:07:37 EST (#)
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Who's using this account now?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-09 08:49:40 EST (#)
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Ah, but brother McBain, we know from further examination of the scriptures that the stairway he saw has been bought by some numb cunt who's now charging admission.
Plant 11:71 And she's buying the stairway to heaven.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-09 06:44:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-09 06:27:55 EST (#)
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It was at that point I realised that Maltese, or some other idiot, has hacked his account.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-09 06:26:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-12-09 01:29:06 EST (#)
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Gay.
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2007-12-09 00:32:24 EST (#)
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I went through a window today, from two stories up. Not the stories of a building, but the stories of my life. I fell three stories down and landed on the hood of a car that had driven the roads of a million different stories. The car stopped from the impact of my fall and sent the driver through the windshield that had seen the dust, rain, and snow of a million different stories. He landed on the asphalt of this particular road that existed in this particular storie, that was three stories down from two stories up. I climbed down from the hood of the car that had driven through a million different stories and picked up the man who had also driven through a million different stories. He died in my arms.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:38:21 EST (#)
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Better than the last one.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:29:00 EST (#)
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What does having a bustle in your hedgerow have to do with that?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-08 20:40:42 EST (#)
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i might have missed the joke.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-08 20:18:26 EST (#)
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Excellent.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-12-08 20:09:13 EST (#)
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If you add something interesting to this site, then +2s for ever.
Come on ,start some drama. Poke prod prod poke.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-08 19:39:46 EST (#)
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the path of the righe
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-12-08 19:30:54 EST (#)
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I'd quote ezekiel 25:17, but I think you got it covered
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-08 19:28:53 EST (#)
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