Drunkz, Banned and Emo (1973 hits)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (View user info) at 2007-12-08 19:23:23 EST
Well, I've finally been banned from the Ubersite at work. Only took those IT asswipes nine-ish months...
:(
Yeah, yeah. I know that, like, 95% of you fuckers are happy to hear that I probably won't be hangin' around as much as I used to.
Blow it out yer ass.
Anyway, there's not a whole lot to this, except that I'm drunk (again) and I feel like expressing myself to someone other than the twenty-odd sheep next door (the bastards have learned to flee from me whenever I've got my velcro gloves on).
And, just because my whiskey-sodden self feels like it, here's yet another name-dropping list of current uber-users I (dis)like. If, for whatever reason, I leave you out, well, tough noogies. You're lucky I'm speaking English reasonably coherently at this point. The last time I compiled a list, I forgot assloads of folk and I was sober as a Mormon then. That being said, here goes...
Good Uns:
Forensicgirl3--Yes, I still have the collar. Yes, it smells of sex. If you didn't want me to abuse it, you shouldn't have sent it to me.
Skrapmetal--I don't know why I like you so much, I just do. Deal with it.
Berty--My new Internet Guru. Stuffy English pretensions aside, there are few others who I'd seriously consider hoping a plane to visit and get drunk with if I heard that you had some free time.
Shlongy--I now have a giant "S" on my hirsute left ass-cheek thanks to you. Who knew a vitriol-filled, geriatric gasbag could sex me up like a cougar on crack? Mmmmmmmm...
Drogo--Your doughy ass still haunts my dreams. Nuff said. I may have to pop ol' Inflatable Girlfriend if she keeps you outta my lovin' arms for too much longer, though.
Fey--Probably doesn't Uber anymore. Even if she was a veggie-lovin', anfry, psychopathic bicth, I liked her. As with Skrapie, I don't really know why.
MonkiesWithGuns(or whatever the hell your name is)--Good enough bloke, if a bit bland. I think he'd be a solid fellow to have at one's back in an unpleasant situation.
Experima--Get Well Soon and I hope the Shuriken-shaped burns don't scar too much. I felt a little bad about the spatula spankings, but I DID +2 all your shit, so we're even, right?
Noonie--Hugs n' Kisses, chica. Hope you get some ferrets and live Happily Ever After. Seriously. You deserve to be happy, in every sense of the word.
Orgasmatron--What can I say that hasn't already been screamed by the Christian Coalition? You are teh Awesomeness. Period.
DeadToast--One funny fucker...and that's about as far as I'm prepared to go. Get over it.
Circe--I still love you, and always will. Now, if only I could figure out how to get you to be my "Mummy". Such sweet dreams...
Ghola--Oh, come on; you knew this was coming. I still wanna make you do the Spider-monkey Screech, even if you don't talk to me and think I'm creepy. Your bizarre writing style/apathetic-filled zeitgeist is a nearly irresistible aphrodisiac to me. Emo calls to Emo, babe, and I know my own kind...
Anansie--NAMBLA-bait. I'm pretty sure that my loose association with you is going to cost me down the road, sometime. Still, you ain't half-bad for a chick.
EmissionImpossible--(sigh) I wasn't going to mention you, but it turns out that I can't help myself. You aren't cool, you certainly ain't tough and you seem to have zero skillz with teh wimminz. I still like you though, against all odds. Go figure.
Shadow--Another chica that doesn't talk to me any more. It's okay. Just remember that I've been naked on every single object in your pad...including your toothbrush.
Bad Unz:
Toe Chica--I hate you so much. Seriously. I don't think I'd piss on your head if you were on fire. Doesn't stop me from fantasizing about it, though. Fucking Kiwis... I hate that the smokin' hawt stunt-woman off of Death-Proof is from your weak-ass country.
HurtByTheSun--HIM for Lyfe. Fuck off, you vegan-wannabe hippie.
Sico--I'd have put you in the first category simply because, under all the bullshit, you don't seem like a complete douchebag. Still, you seem to enjoy playing in the gutter, so here you go.
MudWhistle/BAMF--C'mon, man. Get off your High Horse. You could be so interesting, but you squander it all in some misguided need to appear 'discerning'. Just give up and revel with the rest of us lowest-common-denominator fuckwads. The cheap booze is chilled, the women r' slutty and the music is oh-so-much better.
TheUniter--Fuck the Uniter.
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Gah, this is getting out of hand. The more I think about it, the more users I remember/need to comment on. Jaysus, this place is going to be the death of me.
Toodles,
XOXO
User Reviews
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2007-12-12 05:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sad fuck
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-11 23:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2007-12-11 22:57:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-11 13:18:12 MST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:11:39 PST (#)
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4) I like Bush and voted for him in 2004 (and would probably vote for him once more, if it were constitutionally possible for him to run again). That alone makes me Satan's Little Helper to some.
followed by your comment about influential and elightened..... just wow. that's all i can really say. WOW
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-11 15:18:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:11:39 PST (#)
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4) I like Bush and voted for him in 2004 (and would probably vote for him once more, if it were constitutionally possible for him to run again). That alone makes me Satan's Little Helper to some.
followed by your comment about influential and elightened..... just wow. that's all i can really say. WOW
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:14:30 EST (#)
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Thought you'd get a kick outta it.
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Bitch.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Toe Chica--I hate you so much.
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I keep coming back to that. It sorta makes me smile.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:44:35 EST (#)
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I dislike this entire thing. Minus the fact that Hurt is a shitheel. That is fact.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:29:20 EST (#)
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fuck off you cock.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-10 11:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:43:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:11:39 EST (#)
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4) I like Bush and voted for him in 2004 (and would probably vote for him once more, if it were constitutionally possible for him to run again). That alone makes me Satan's Little Helper to some.
followed by your comment about influential and elightened..... just wow. that's all i can really say. WOW
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 07:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I made a list! Although neither Caulaincort nor Apollo Nor Method were on it so it probably doesn't count.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-10 04:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my god.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-09 23:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what rob said.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-09 22:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mindfuckingly gay.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-09 22:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post and the comments are emitting so many douche rays that I'm starting to get a little queasy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-09 20:08:28 EST (#)
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4) I like Bush and voted for him in 2004 (and would probably vote for him once more, if it were constitutionally possible for him to run again). That alone makes me Satan's Little Helper to some.
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Actually, that just makes you a retard.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-09 18:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mud Whistle, Sico and HBTS and even Toe and Uniter are all funny as fuck.
Not as funny as Scourge though.
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Correct.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-09 17:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-09 17:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well i was pretty drunk when I made those comments at... holy shit, 5:00 in the morning. Please disregard them. Thank you. have a plus two. Let us never speak of this again.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-09 16:18:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-09 16:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-12-09 15:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Right right right.
Submitted by Xgod_called_in_sickX (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i dont get it.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are so lame.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, duh...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-09 13:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a faggoty, stupid post. You are the uber cock sucker...and I mean that in the most HOMOSEXUAL way possible.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-09 10:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanking you, so very kind. :)
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-09 10:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okey-Dokey.
YOU HEAR THAT, UBER?
ORPHELIA IS OFFICIALLY A 'BAD UNZ'.
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That is all.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:59:19 EST (#)
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ubmitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:57:41 EST (#)
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That's what you wish I was, paedo.
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Well, shit. Outed again.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:59:05 EST (#)
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FTR, I would have liked to be on the bad 'uns list. The good 'uns is full of emo gayness.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I mean, sometimes you're cool, but you often remind me of a 12 year old surfing the 'net on her daddy's computer.
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That's what you wish I was, paedo.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just read the post, where am I you slothsucking fucker?
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Har Har, Pissed Orphelia off.
I thought about including you in my drunken circle-jerk, but decided against it 'cause I didn't know whether to put you in the 'Good uns' or 'Bad unz' category.
I mean, sometimes you're cool, but you often remind me of a 12 year old surfing the 'net on her daddy's computer.
The fact that you've already replicated/spawned twice is quite frightening to me...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mud Whistle, Sico and HBTS and even Toe and Uniter are all funny as fuck.
Not as funny as Scourge though.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:46:46 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:41:19 GMT (#)
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At least I don't have a fucking LiveJournal you sad twat: http://napalmface.livejournal.com/
Tell you what though, when you've stopped making snap judgments based on a bullshit website, and your balls have dropped, you'll have come a long way
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Well, even though that isn't mine (I am surprised anyone would use that S/N as well), I want to make a different point:
You screaming faggot, do you have any sense? that whole comment was a painfully obvious contradiction. Take the piss outta me for having a livejournal (ironic that it isnt mine), and then complain about making judgements based on a website. That, my little noodle-brained tool, is what you did the the first sentence.
My fucking christ, I was only joking about your gene pool sharing a braincell, but it seems painfully true.
Epic fail, boy. Help us out here mate, drink bleach.
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I think it's perfectly legitimate to judge people for having a LiveJournal, since it's basically a fucking retarded online diary. I'm willing to bet money it's yours. I've also found your fucking poetry page.
I drank bleach once, I also drank paint, though not on the same night. It hurt.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just read the post, where am I you slothsucking fucker?
Haha you called Monkeyswithguns bland. How very wrong.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"my little noodle-brained tool"
Made me larf...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:45:36 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well this all seems very gay. I am going back to bed.
McFly are soooooo waaay better than Busted, BTW.
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I dare you to say that to my porcelain lady. Dare you.
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:46:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:41:19 GMT (#)
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At least I don't have a fucking LiveJournal you sad twat: http://napalmface.livejournal.com/
Tell you what though, when you've stopped making snap judgments based on a bullshit website, and your balls have dropped, you'll have come a long way
______________
Well, even though that isn't mine (I am surprised anyone would use that S/N as well), I want to make a different point:
You screaming faggot, do you have any sense? that whole comment was a painfully obvious contradiction. Take the piss outta me for having a livejournal (ironic that it isnt mine), and then complain about making judgements based on a website. That, my little noodle-brained tool, is what you did the the first sentence.
My fucking christ, I was only joking about your gene pool sharing a braincell, but it seems painfully true.
Epic fail, boy. Help us out here mate, drink bleach.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well this all seems very gay. I am going back to bed.
McFly are soooooo waaay better than Busted, BTW.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At least I don't have a fucking LiveJournal you sad twat: http://napalmface.livejournal.com/
Tell you what though, when you've stopped making snap judgments based on a bullshit website, and your balls have dropped, you'll have come a long way.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:37:28 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here I am!
And I'd bang Dexter and then go out for drinks with his sister.
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Ummm my names not Dexter.
Can we bang please. I did say please.
Plus im cold. Very cold.
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Illiterate?
Great logic.
There's no thinking you're a cunt, fella. It's pretty to obvious that anyone with half a functioning brain cell (i.e anyone outside your gene-pool) that you are, without a shadow of a doubt, a cunt.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ubmitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not too much too disagree with here. BUT zero sillz with the ladies, oh oh I DONT THINK SO!
***TooT ****tOoT***
Where's my bitches at?
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Here I am!
And I'd bang Dexter and then go out for drinks with his sister.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:31:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:30:26 GMT (#)
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Indeedo.
Thanx for not making me second guess my original 'HBTS = Cunt' theory.
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OH NOES, AN ILLITERATE GOON THINKS I'M A CUNT, WHATEVER SHALL I DO?
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:30:26 EST (#)
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Indeedo.
Thanx for not making me second guess my original 'HBTS = Cunt' theory.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:13:46 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm a veggie punk."
So, cunt?
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I'm not trying to prove anything sugartits, just pointing out my position. Sucks when you bleed one out of every four weeks doesn't it you fucking pussy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EmissionImpossible--(sigh) I wasn't going to mention you, but it turns out that I can't help myself. You aren't cool, you certainly ain't tough and you seem to have zero skillz with teh wimminz. I still like you though, against all odds. Go figure
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Not too much too disagree with here. BUT zero sillz with the ladies, oh oh I DONT THINK SO!
***TooT ****tOoT***
Where's my bitches at?
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-09 02:17:00 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, your case is that I'm a 'vegan hippie wannabe' and that you like HIM? That's not a case, it's just a load of retardation. I'm a veggie punk. You like listening to shite, though also like decent bands as well. Curious.
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"I'm a veggie punk."
So, cunt?
Fuck HBTS and TheUniter
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-09 08:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 namedrop
I like your persona as well, CJ, and I know why. You're generally more entertaining/interesting than not, and sometimes you're thought-provoking. There, I said it.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-09 06:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello Deborah Morgan...!
The thing with Uber is that you can't be sure that ANY post is safe for work, and plenty of folks (myself included) have abused this fact.
Uber is NSFW, and there's no other way around it.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-09 06:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-12-09 06:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-09 05:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
although I'm still not much of a user; though I have three posts on Bored at work and I'm on the first page of Best Ever...
but I mean nothing.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-09 05:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just kidding, you are okay.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-09 05:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, no mention of me. That's okay, really. I'm not one of the most hilarious users here. Little Sally is going to negative two you, baby.
Minus two; that's the usual interpretation. I prefer negative two.
I don't like the following users:
Caulincourt
Stabkill
Rob_Berg
Chaos Jester
Little_Sally
Shlongy
Ilikesteak
Zeglamancer
Everybody else is cool.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-09 03:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What, no steak? What's a list of awesome doing without steak? It lead to vegetarian connotations. We all know what that means.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-12-09 02:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dat bitch looks like a man
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-09 00:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-12-09 00:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 motherfucking Dexter
best show on tv.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-09 00:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My (unfortunately) empty whiskey bottle begs to differ.
Can I help it if my obsessive-compulsive nature forces me to review all of my types words so that they're correct, no matter how wasted I may be? No.
Are you a massive douchebag? Yes.
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I may be a douchebag, but you manage to always make me feel better about my less-than-spectacular life.
Now that the UFC is off and the real, live people who were over have gone home, I'm going to go to bed. And NOT pretend to be drunk and unable to see straight but have perfect spelling.
Fucking idiot.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 23:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
Positive Reinforcement Overloading Mental Circuits!
*FUSIONMELTDOWNFUSIONMELTDOWN*
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Please stop sucking my e-cock or I'm afraid that I'll e-blow my e-wad all over your e-....
*Internal censor belatedly cuts in*
ZZXXXXXZZXXCCCCHHHHJSSSZZZZ!!! 1234567890OMGFOFLCOPTERLOL 1010101010111000111001101
Uh, Wha?
Okay, its *really* past my bedtime. Like five hours past. Good night/morning to all.
LOVES & KISSES!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-08 23:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, being stalked on the internet don't exist. There's people you talk with, and people you don't is all.
And you gotta hand it to Bush; if the guy doesn't stick too his guns, NO ONE fucking does.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 23:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel that I should warn you, L-chica.
If you're not careful, you may just end up one of my e-stalkees.
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Just sayin' is all.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 23:09:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-08 23:06:35 EST (#)
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do you still like Bush?
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Of course. The reasons why I originally started liking him haven't changed (and have actually been re-enforced) over the past couple of years.
I fully believe that his Administration will go down in history as both the most influential enlightened of its time.
It didn't start out that way, but things got hella better after 9/11.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-08 23:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 23:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do people hate on me?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeel, let me count the ways:
1) I enjoy wandering about the gothic lifestyle.
2) I'm considered one of the more die-hard Republicans hovering about this website (even if I don't really think of myself as such. i.e. anti-Democrat)
3) I have a strong tendency to get drunk and cry about how DARKZ and EVALS the world/humanity is, which Koalafies as whinging here.
4) I like Bush and voted for him in 2004 (and would probably vote for him once more, if it were constitutionally possible for him to run again). That alone makes me Satan's Little Helper to some.
5) I made a drunk post about rape.
The list goes on, but I'm getting tired.
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Bah.
1. Anyone who claims they haven't dabbled in some kind of lifestyle choice/commonly-known subculture is lying. Same goes to anyone who claims they achieved full and total individuality when they were, say, twelve.
2. All politics are bullshit when it comes to associating with people. Conflicting sociopolitical views does not an enemy make.
3. Weepy drunks can be annoying, but no more so than angry drunks, drunken slores, or that overbearing douche that wants to hug everyone after they've had a few. (Exception being the guy that gets drunk and then wants to get everyone else around him drunk on his ticket. THAT guy is AWESOME.)
4. I dun like Bush, but see #2. I don't like to argue politics; there's too much temptation to do so at the shit job where I work, and it's always exhausting when I do. I'd rather just talk to people.
5. My first post was about rape. Fikshunul rape, but rape nonetheless. Bluh to the haters.
Enjoy your rest!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-08 23:06:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah? Well I'm more Republican and drunk than you are.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-08 23:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do you still like Bush?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 23:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do people hate on me?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeel, let me count the ways:
1) I enjoy wandering about the gothic lifestyle.
2) I'm considered one of the more die-hard Republicans hovering about this website (even if I don't really think of myself as such. i.e. anti-Democrat)
3) I have a strong tendency to get drunk and cry about how DARKZ and EVALS the world/humanity is, which Koalafies as whinging here.
4) I like Bush and voted for him in 2004 (and would probably vote for him once more, if it were constitutionally possible for him to run again). That alone makes me Satan's Little Helper to some.
5) I made a drunk post about rape.
The list goes on, but I'm getting tired.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Imma tryin'. I want to get a few more installments done of Extraordinary over break, which is in a few weeks. I'm working on making it more detailed than the first bit I posted.
And why's it so hard to believe people like your stuff? You don't whinge and you're entertaining. I'm not sure much else counts around here.
I focus more on the not bitching part, myself. Whinging never changed anyone's rating 'round here.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Only went to the UK once, and that was several months back (and only for just under a week).
Wouldn't mind going back, but it's just so blasted expensive. Go to the former Eastern-Europe. Seriously. Twice the fun at half-to-1/4 the price (even if you are, possibly, female).
Might be going to Ireland in the next month or so for my last Big Trip before I give up my footloose and fancy-free ways.
Anyway, I'm surprised that you like my stuff. You seemed quite put out with me when you first showed up. Not that that's unusual around here (most people--to include Lord Barticus--rank me right below smegma). I admit that I am enjoying the ego boost, however.
Write some more so I can figure out whether to loves you or hates you.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most female archaeology majors have padlocks on their panties. The chicas that really put out well are the ones that already have their degrees and are working on Masters and working shit jobs. We consume massive amounts of alcohol and could give a fuck who we nail so long as we don't get pregnant or catch something. It's not about a lack of self-respect or having daddy issues; it's just one of the few releases we have.
And oh yeah, my tits'll be on Ballare's post. I already took the pic.
And I like your writing; I'm jealous that you got to go to the UK recently; I've been three times and it's all I can do to save enough green to go back.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't love you and I never will.
Sorry.
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OH NOES!
THE LYFE, IT HAS NO MEANINGZ!
*vigorously cuts self*
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't really know you, Leonore.
However, despite your unpleasant beginnings, I've been getting some pleasantly randy vibes off you.
I mean, everyone knows those Archaeologist-Major Chicks put out, right?
...
Anyway, I suppose it's sort of cool that people think that you're my alter sometimes.
We'll chalk you up to (provisionally) Okay in my book.
This should in no way discourage you from e-mailing Ballare your breasticles for the collective Uber-users fwapping pleasure. Unless, of course, you happen to be a swamp-monster. Been stalked by enough of those. I only wish I was joking, here.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't love you and I never will.
Sorry.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't like or hate me?
:(
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My (unfortunately) empty whiskey bottle begs to differ.
Can I help it if my obsessive-compulsive nature forces me to review all of my types words so that they're correct, no matter how wasted I may be? No.
Are you a massive douchebag? Yes.
Very much yes.
...
Fucking Hadley.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-08 22:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto -2 fake drunkenness
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit HW, this is a MEMBERS-ONLY chatroom.
You, obviously, do not qualify.
We only accept top-quality man-treats here at http://hotmanonmanaction.com
Hurty was sponsored by Drogo, which is the ONLY reason he's here.
In short, go away.
Breeder.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ASL?!?!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I just stumbled into a gay chat room.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My other reason is that I've just seen Runrig live and am considering waiting up to watch Hatton crush that seppo he's fighting later.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-09 02:37:06 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, why are you chatting with some random yank at, um, around 2:30 in the morning when you've (probably) got a nice, warm chica waiting in bed?
I mean, at least I have an excuse. Imma creepy loser who couldn't pay someone to touch him.
Go have some sex. Think about me whilst doing it, if that helps.
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Sadly she lives in a different city. Next weekend I will be in the same city and all will be right with the world.
As it is, I'm awake for no reason and bored as fuck.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, why are you chatting with some random yank at, um, around 2:30 in the morning when you've (probably) got a nice, warm chica waiting in bed?
I mean, at least I have an excuse. Imma creepy loser who couldn't pay someone to touch him.
Go have some sex. Think about me whilst doing it, if that helps.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-09 02:33:52 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm also so drunk that I can barely see straight.
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Log. The. Fuck. Out.
It's good advice, take it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, I just noticed you spelled 'life', with a 'y'. Why do you do these retarded things?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm also so drunk that I can barely see straight.
...(gurgle)...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-09 02:32:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
What, exactly, about anything on this post makes you think that I'm being serious?
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Not a clue. You've always seemed serious about your emo bullshit in the past.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What, exactly, about anything on this post makes you think that I'm being serious?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-09 02:24:51 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
No one's contesting that HIM is totally ghey. I just enjoy their sound...sort of like Queen. What I'm saying is that, as a new-age used-to-be vegan/quasi-poofter, one would think that you'd have more understanding for those who enjoy music that isn't to your taste. Of course, it's been my experience that those who embrace such a militant dietary regimen are also fundamentally angry at both the world in general and their own personal and singular flaws. Any way you look at it, you be toxic, however healthy your intestinal tract may be.
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I'm sorry, but comparing Queen to HIM is just unacceptable.
I have plenty of understanding for the musical taste of others, hell, my girlfriend loves Busted and I don't beat her when she plays it.
As for your bullshit about my 'diet' and 'anger' and how I 'be toxic', I can't quite decide if you're being serious or not. If you are, judging people you know based on how they behave on a website is fucked up and probably something you need help for.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No one's contesting that HIM is totally ghey. I just enjoy their sound...sort of like Queen. What I'm saying is that, as a new-age used-to-be vegan/quasi-poofter, one would think that you'd have more understanding for those who enjoy music that isn't to your taste. Of course, it's been my experience that those who embrace such a militant dietary regimen are also fundamentally angry at both the world in general and their own personal and singular flaws. Any way you look at it, you be toxic, however healthy your intestinal tract may be.
Arrrrrgggghhhhhh...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, your case is that I'm a 'vegan hippie wannabe' and that you like HIM? That's not a case, it's just a load of retardation. I'm a veggie punk. You like listening to shite, though also like decent bands as well. Curious.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(ahem)
I rest my case, Hurty.
I consume you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-08 21:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HurtByTheSun--HIM for Lyfe. Fuck off, you vegan-wannabe hippie.
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I was a vegan for 4 years. That is less gay than thinking HIM are a good band.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-08 20:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't you hear?
Crystle an' me are feudin'.
Somethin' about +2ing Ex's posts an' not hers.
...
Cunt.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-08 20:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what? Crystle didn't make the list?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-08 20:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
While it's disconcerting that I should be thought bland, I appreciate that I was considered at all. For the record though, I'm no soulja, and my name is Shane.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-12-08 19:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-08 19:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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