Quotes of the US govt. (445 hits)
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Submitted by <ard283.at.email.vccs.edu> (View user info) at 2007-12-09 12:14:58 EST
There is no time for peace. No respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR!
You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."
Some may question your right to destroy ten million people. Those who understand realise that you have no right to let them live...
The nature of Islam is deceit - unless one looks past surface impressions, one can never hope to divine the purpose of the enemy.
They have only one purpose and there is nothing they will not do to accomplish this, no matter how vile or loathsome it might be. These abominations mean to destroy everything proud and noble, everything we hold dear and have fought so long to achieve.
He who allows the Muslim to live,
shares its crime of existence.
Once you tell us what we need we can dispose of you and all this will end. Until then, we own you and will do with you as we see fit. You are an object now. You are a receptacle for knowledge that we will wring out of you. That process will be easier if you co-operate. The only way out for you is death. I can make it quick but those who come after me will not be so generous.
I am truly disappointed that cruel fate has placed us in this position, such that I really have no choice other than to unleash my warriors against your population centres. If only you would lay aside these foolish hopes of protecting your resources and return to your homes and families, much bloodshed and woe could be avoided. Yet...there is still time, any who leave now will be spared and I give you my word that they will be granted free passage through the wastes. This offer of amnesty will stand for two hours before the terror begins anew. I can only hope that you consider your position carefully. Send forth a representative to discuss further terms if you wish, or send several if you cannot trust one of your number to speak for the rest. I feel sure that they all can be...accommodated.
ok.. so these arent straight from the mouth of the American government.. but couldnt you see them saying it?
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-05-28 04:34:56 EDT (#)
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WOO
AMEN GO USA WOO!!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-09 16:38:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-09 15:31:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:58:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:57:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-09 09:41:12 PST (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-12-09 12:28:07 EST (#)
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Que somebody saying ohh Bush is too dumb to say those things in 3.... 2.... 1....
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Qué?
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Sweet Jesus you're a jackass. In this context, the word you want is "CUE". It looks like you were trying to spell the word "QUEUE", which would be an incorrect use of the word. Furthermore, I don't think anyone will disagree that old G-Dub is a moron, but work on your delivery. You're looking pretty unimpressive overall, bub.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:42:05 EST (#)
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yeah.....
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:31:31 EST (#)
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Yeah man, deep.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-09 14:03:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-09 13:36:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-09 13:05:51 EST (#)
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'tard
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-12-09 13:25:56 EST (#)
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Poop.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-12-09 13:18:08 EST (#)
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I'm as counterculture as the next guy, but this sucked.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-09 13:10:39 EST (#)
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ummm i dont care about the US government
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-09 13:05:51 EST (#)
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'tard
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-09 12:41:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-12-09 12:28:07 EST (#)
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Que somebody saying ohh Bush is too dumb to say those things in 3.... 2.... 1....
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Qué?
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-09 12:37:23 EST (#)
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Wow. A mom joke.
Original.
I think you should call it quits.
Nobody loves you and they never will.
Sorry.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-12-09 12:35:53 EST (#)
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I admire your mom
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-09 12:31:52 EST (#)
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I admire your stalwart need to suck total ass on every post.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-12-09 12:28:07 EST (#)
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Im not hopping on the America bashing bandwagon or anything like that. I just think it would be funny to watch the world piss their collective pants if Bush said this shit in a speech.
Que somebody saying ohh Bush is too dumb to say those things in 3.... 2.... 1....
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-09 12:21:52 EST (#)
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You mean some governments know that they have enemies and use this knowledge to pick and choose who to kill in order to protect the nation as a whole?
How dare you destroy my dreams of America being a peaceful and loving utopia!
*runs away sobbing*