Ubermas: Confessions of Santa Clause (NSFW and way more twisted than I had intended. Seriously, this got out of hand.) (1547 hits)
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Submitted by DeadToast (View user info) at 2007-12-09 12:17:56 EST
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-12-11 14:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:18:41 EST (#)
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The young boy part is a direct ripoff from My Life Among The Serial Killers by Dr. Helen Morrison.
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Actually, it's an excert from Albert Fish's confession about one of his killings.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:18:41 EST (#)
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The young boy part is a direct ripoff from My Life Among The Serial Killers by Dr. Helen Morrison.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-11 00:16:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:53:55 EST (#)
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A perverted take on santas? Screw Uber. That idea is so fucking fresh and original you need to get it to Hollywood RIGHT NOW.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just reading the words "dick cheney santa" made me cringe
good point
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well i liked it enough, and you tried, which is more than a lot of people did. And I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Is that Dick Cheney Santa? Because that's fucking terrifying.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-10 11:49:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-10 10:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This wasn't all that 'twisted' or 'out of hand.'
It wasn't even all that great. But I'm in a decent mood, so whatever.
Submitted by japetus (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:35:01 EST (#)
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Actually I guess this one wasn't so bad.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2007-12-10 03:21:33 EST (#)
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Tim Allen +e
Everywhere else -e
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-10 03:19:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-09 18:03:01 EST (#)
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I thad a blurb at the bottom about the eating part being taken from a serial killer, but I guess it got cut off.
Well, alrighty then.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Especially since the other bits were so tsty.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-10 02:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this was fairly disturbing, and apparently also plagiarized. i know youll rebound with your next effort.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-12-10 01:01:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-09 22:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-09 20:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This shit is funny.
I don't understand the plagiarism claim... if someone could clear that up for me that would be great.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-09 19:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
plagiarize much?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-09 19:42:25 EST (#)
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goddamn it I am sick of seeing people misspell shit.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2007-12-09 18:56:56 EST (#)
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mmmm, titties!
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-09 18:03:01 EST (#)
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I thad a blurb at the bottom about the eating part being taken from a serial killer, but I guess it got cut off.
Fuck it. Whatever.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-09 16:38:09 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-12-09 16:21:50 EST (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/2j4tyu
This site is filled with dead dogs and plagiarists, I swear to god.
I have no problem posting someone else's work here as long as you give credit, but fuck, man.
Sico did the same thing and joked about it as if that makes it okay to search out somebody's blog and post their work without providing so much as a link or credit.
Then this guy just steals it right out of a book.
Fucking lame.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-12-09 15:49:26 EST (#)
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This may sound odd, but did you rip that paragraph about killing and eating the little boy from somewhere? I seem to recall reading it before.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-12-09 13:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-09 13:37:24 EST (#)
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um. wow.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-09 13:34:19 EST (#)
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Good Christ...
*blink*
+2 Seymore Butts
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-09 13:11:23 EST (#)
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She has puppy dog ear boobies
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-09 13:00:26 EST (#)
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Google Santa Claus and stop misspelling his name.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-09 12:27:00 EST (#)
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I haven't had a turnip in 20 years.