Ubermas: Confessions of Santa Clause (602 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.53 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lostnphound<lostnphound.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-12-09 18:54:15 EST
Just got back from Nashville with the band. Unfortunately, I didn't really have time to develop the idea I originally had. I was going to go for a secenario where a local mall Santa gets arrested for doing questionable things to the children patrons. "Take a seat on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up..."
During his interrogation with the police, he confesses all these ghastly things he's done to some of the children. Maybe something I post later just for fun when I get some time.
That being said, this is all I was able to come with. Uber, do what you will.
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Well, I'll be damned.
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Submitted by greeneyedgrl (user info) at 2008-03-24 23:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://loituma.pwnz.nl/
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A perverted take on mall santas? Screw Uber. That idea is so fucking fresh and original you need to get it to Hollywood RIGHT NOW.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this deserves a higher rating
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-10 11:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Duff.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tonight's show has been canceled due to threatening weather.
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NONE MORE GAY.
Submitted by japetus (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This Ubermas thing kind of sucks.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW A DICK JOKE.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
At least I did something original, and put a bit of effort in.
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Surprising for someone who almost always has a dick in his mouth.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
At least I did something original, and put a bit of effort in.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, post it this week yo.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 07:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You could've at least cheated, blatantly, like I did.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-10 11:07:04 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-12-09 23:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If by "Nashville" you mean "the mall" and by "the band" you mean "my grandma," then I totally believe you.
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Bwahaha.
(He does have a band, they're shit)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-12-09 23:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If by "Nashville" you mean "the mall" and by "the band" you mean "my grandma," then I totally believe you.
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Bwahaha.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-12-09 23:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If by "Nashville" you mean "the mall" and by "the band" you mean "my grandma," then I totally believe you.
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Bwahaha.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-09 22:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If by "Nashville" you mean "the mall" and by "the band" you mean "my grandma," then I totally believe you.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-12-09 20:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you tried to write anything decent....
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-09 20:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lazy.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2007-12-09 20:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
could it possibly involve the removal of loins?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-12-09 19:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, not the sitting on his lap thing. He has access to children's houses, remember? Know what he does to children that aren't sleeping?