Shlongy; The Hollywood Years (692 hits)
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Submitted by DeathJester (View user info) at 2007-12-10 03:30:11 EST
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-11 00:21:39 EST (#)
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ASSSSSWHOLEEEE WAS FUNNY IN THIS POST
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-11 00:17:03 EST (#)
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Why was this supposed to be funny?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-10 17:58:46 EST (#)
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Maybe you're right. Still, we've been toiling in the cold and snow for a long time, and I think there are better places for nude beaches than Wisconsin.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 17:27:55 EST (#)
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There will be no amalgamation of forces similar to which you speak of, AssHoly. The thing with white folk is they like to conquer everything around them, just because they don't have it.
Immigrants expand into other areas because the shitty neighbourhoods we try and force them into are too small, and we keep letting them in and then bitch when they come live next to us. We're scummy people for that.
Black folk all want equality, as we know from Dr King and his rallying of the cause. Some are still bitter and want payback, but you know, once they see how the rest live when we're all together they'll come around.
Asia and Indonesia I don't know enough about, but a lot of the folks bordering eastern europe are pretty insane. That's what you get from having a barbaric religion stagnating for a few thousand years without any interaction with other cultures. Shame the crusades didn't get that far; we probably wouldn't have such a jaded opinion of Islam as we do now. (I know we were no better, but that was around 300 years ago. In this day and age, you'd hope they'd realise it gets nobody anywhere to go cutting peoples head's off).
Maybe i'm talking shit, but you get the picture. It's always White taking over Other. Japan had a go during WWII, but look where that got them.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-10 17:15:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:08:17 EST (#)
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We tried that in the 18th century, Assholy. Didn't really work out.
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:04:49 EST (#)
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There's a definite market for sunny climates, i'll give you that. However, with our current population and military strength, we wouldn't be able to defend such a large area. We do well as we are because it's very difficult to get a large quantity of troops to us without being completely fucked in the ass by coastal defenses, plus the fact that the majority of our military strength is never more than 800 miles from anywhere in the country at a maximum.
We couldn't defend Africa right now.
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Two very good points, but let's try something new. We've already exported a small percentage of blacks -- the blacks whose tribes LOST in the feudal warfare and were sold to us by the winners as slaves -- and we've proven that they can prosper if they GTFO. The worst of the bunch came here and got their shit somewhat together, if you dont count Compton, Southside Chicago, or Harlem.
That's what we can tell the Africans as we are putting our boots up their asses, encouraging them to move on. They've had that land for a long time; try something new, folks. They've been hogging that sun for centuries.
As for the military angle, check it out. Every prominent military force on the planet is made up of white people. We've already got the southern tip covered, and the people in the north are at least kind of white. So we mostly have to cover the flanks. Now, I figure the Americans can easily cover at least a quarter of what's left, and the Germans know what they're doing in the north. The Britons, Spaniards, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Danes, Svedka, Australians and Candians, whoever, you all can spread out among the rest of the continent.
Once we solidify our position, we can expand sideways and, over time, take over the whole equator.
Easy. Let us be pale no longer, my friends.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:00:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-12-10 04:10:52 EST (#)
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Isn't that Woody Harrelson?
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Nooooooooo
It's Rhea Perlman
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:35:13 EST (#)
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I'd like to know what drugs you are on.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:57:00 EST (#)
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It's all carefully planned out, you see...
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-10 11:47:10 EST (#)
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hqwt?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-10 09:57:37 EST (#)
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well this has certainly never been done before.
your keen eye and quick wit have carried the day for you. this post is stellar, A-grade material.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 08:52:04 EST (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/9439509985983980/1/bart_coffee.jpg
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 07:40:05 EST (#)
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woody is reportedly 16" taller than shlongy
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-10 07:38:53 EST (#)
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Shame you're not funny
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:13:00 EST (#)
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Sico! Nice to see you too :)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:10:31 EST (#)
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No.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:08:17 EST (#)
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We tried that in the 18th century, Assholy. Didn't really work out.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 06:04:49 EST (#)
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There's a definite market for sunny climates, i'll give you that. However, with our current population and military strength, we wouldn't be able to defend such a large area. We do well as we are because it's very difficult to get a large quantity of troops to us without being completely fucked in the ass by coastal defenses, plus the fact that the majority of our military strength is never more than 800 miles from anywhere in the country at a maximum.
We couldn't defend Africa right now.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-10 05:38:58 EST (#)
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See, thats what I'm talking about. We white people should not confine ourselves to the polar climates from whence we originate. We should be in the sun. Look how happy he looks, and you're not blinded by looking at him. That's where we should be. Let's kick the black people out of africa, that's prime real estate. But I call Ecuador. It's nice there.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-10 05:29:20 EST (#)
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I'm #1 DJ. The champion of the world. I'm just waiting for my Hazard suit, crowbar and alien invasion.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 05:25:14 EST (#)
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I don't believe in Solipsism, just that he might.
After all, if you were the creator of the universe, wouldn't you want to believe yourself to be something better than you are?
Or is that Napoleon complex?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-10 05:16:46 EST (#)
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Whoooossshhh!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-10 04:59:52 EST (#)
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You believe in solipsism DJ? That's heavy. That means you actually imagined McBain there and brought him into existence. Trippy.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-12-10 04:10:52 EST (#)
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Isn't that Woody Harrelson?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 04:06:37 EST (#)
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You can be whoever you want, mcballsack.
Solipsism is good like that.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-10 03:38:17 EST (#)
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if you'd been paying attention, i'm bart's alter, not method's.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-10 03:37:05 EST (#)
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anybody who gives any of your posts a -2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 03:36:34 EST (#)
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Bart it's too early for you.
Go back to bed, have a couple more hours kip, and come back to rate this when you've had your morning coffee and wank.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 03:35:58 EST (#)
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So mcMethod, who here is not a faggot?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-12-10 03:34:41 EST (#)
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It looks like he's got baby feet. Weird.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-10 03:33:44 EST (#)
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what the shit are you talking about? don't ever compare me to that faggot. he sucks more cocks than you do. now leave and don't come back.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-10 03:33:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 03:31:54 EST (#)
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Method below.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-10 03:31:22 EST (#)
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hey. faggot. i'm not gonna tell you again. get the FUCK off of my site NOW. take your gay posts with you.