Do you know who you’re voting for in 2008? (1481 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2007-12-10 12:27:07 EST
What? It's a legitimate question. No, I'm not trying to pry or spark a heated political debate. I just don't think enough people are actually aware of who they want to vote for. I have no doubt that you know exactly where you stand on the issues, but sometimes it's hard to see through the layers of bullshit and know where each candidate stands on those issues.
And frankly speaking, it's HARD to just get a straight answer. I don't have time to watch hours of political debates and public addresses. I don't have time to check every candidate's website hoping to find a mission statement categorically organized into key topics. Hell, that won't usually appear in writing anywhere anyway. Presidential candidates don't want to advertise themselves out of a Flip Flop card, right?
So what do you do? Well, try this on for size:
http://www.wqad.com/Global/link.asp?L=259460
"Answer the 11 questions below to find out which candidates are most aligned with your views and opinions. You may skip questions if you do not want them factored into the results. This quiz is not meant to pick your candidate for you. It is designed to inform the public of the various stances candidates make."
It's not perfect, but it gives you a starting point. By all means, I'm not telling you to take this quiz and then just vote for whomever it spits out. However, if you were planning to vote for someone because they were pro-choice and then find out that they've spoken at length in the news about their undying passion for the pro-life movement, at least you know you need to do some more homework.
Fuck party affiliation and whatnot. Just keep an open mind, fill out the questions honestly, do some more research, and vote for what matters to you. I thought I knew who I wanted to vote for and then found out that candidate is damn near retarded. Whatever. Just don't be among the mouth-breathing, ignorant floaters that are going to vote for someone solely because of their sex, race, or party affiliation...or even worse...because a fucking celebrity told you to.
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-12-13 22:26:42 EST (#)
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No. I took your test and it matched me with Giuliani but I don't trust the guy.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-12-13 20:28:49 EST (#)
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I dont really look at it like that. I just figure its my chance to fire the assholes in power now
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-13 04:31:39 EST (#)
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Ron Paul
If he doesn't win the Republican nomination, I'm voting for the Democrat.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-12-12 23:19:56 EST (#)
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ron paul
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-12-12 21:56:25 EST (#)
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Cthulhu for President.
Because you shouldn't have to choose the lesser of two evils.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-12 21:33:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:49:08 EST (#)
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Mutual, even.
You will have to be the brains of this outfit. I will just look pretty, giggle at your jokes and jiggle in a tight tshirt while wearing no bra.
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Please!!! Keep yer titties away from the site. PLEASE????
kthxbye.
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-12-12 21:12:27 EST (#)
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Ron Paul, all the way.
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:19:27 EST (#)
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I'll base my vote soley on the Fair Tax. If the candidate supports the Fair Tax they'll get my vote. Otherwise I'll vote Libertarian.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:10:16 EST (#)
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Ron Paul.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-11 18:07:42 EST (#)
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IMA VOTE FOR DE NIGGER
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-12-11 18:04:00 EST (#)
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Habeeb FTW!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:49:08 EST (#)
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Mutual, even.
You will have to be the brains of this outfit. I will just look pretty, giggle at your jokes and jiggle in a tight tshirt while wearing no bra.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-11 14:49:07 EST (#)
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I love you so hard.
Mutal.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-11 14:04:07 EST (#)
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just vote Bush in for a third term and let's get this over with.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-11 13:12:55 EST (#)
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I had written a long spiel about why exactly I wasn't going to vote, and just left it sitting on my screen while I went home to enjoy corn-dogs.
While I was away, I thought about it more, and I think one of the problems with apathy toward voting is due to information overload, much of which is pure BS.
I would like to cast my token vote, but where do I find generally unbiased information about the candidates, that is fairly clear-cut and straightforward?
Does this place even exist?
Keeping in mind that I'm likely to shut out the window if if feels like political mudslinging, does anyone have any recommendations?
The corndogs had cheese inside them and were delicious.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:35:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-11 10:55:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-11 10:50:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:14:23 EST (#)
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this is how i solve the dilemma of whom to vote for:
i never vote.
here is the reasoning; I refuse to ask someone to steal from me.
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Aren't you then just letting them mug you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-11 11:09:15 EST (#)
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I'm voting for Shlongy.
Actually, I have voted for Shlongy every year that I've voted for SOME office, going back to 1978.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-11 10:55:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-11 10:50:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:14:23 EST (#)
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this is how i solve the dilemma of whom to vote for:
i never vote.
here is the reasoning; I refuse to ask someone to steal from me.
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Aren't you then just letting them mug you?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-11 10:50:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:14:23 EST (#)
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this is how i solve the dilemma of whom to vote for:
i never vote.
here is the reasoning; I refuse to ask someone to steal from me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-12-11 10:33:56 EST (#)
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Wow...they brought up the old line-item veto again. The one that Clinton used and the Republicans got tossed as unconstitutional...and now they want it back.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-12-11 09:44:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:56:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:55:06 EST (#)
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Perot '08
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I went on a date once with someone who told me he voted for Ross Perot because he had no idea and thought it would be funny or something.
There was no second date.
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You never returned my phone calls either.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-11 09:15:41 EST (#)
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Interesting, but I can say for certain I won't vote Clinton. A woman would be nice, but not her.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:14:23 EST (#)
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this is how i solve the dilemma of whom to vote for:
i never vote.
here is the reasoning; I refuse to ask someone to steal from me.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-12-11 07:51:12 EST (#)
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cool mang
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-11 07:43:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-12-10 21:14:01 EST (#)
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Synonymous. (Syn/Sym, paired or same. Nym, nom/noun or word.)
Synanymous = The judges' decisions after Gabriel Gonzaga kick Mirco Cro Cop in the head and he crumpled like a rag doll with a backwards leg.
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I fucking hate people that harp on mistakes like that.
Unless they use bad ass UFC references.
Well played.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-12-11 05:35:49 EST (#)
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It says that I agree most with Kucinich. It also says that I disagree on Iraq and taxes with every candidate. I'm screwed. Again.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-11 03:07:06 EST (#)
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90 percent of you assholes can't or won't vote other than here.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-10 22:59:09 EST (#)
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DONT BLAME ME I VOTED FOR HITLER
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-10 22:07:51 EST (#)
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Glenn Beck had Mike Huckabee on his show the other day taking a similar "Who-Should-You-Vote-For" web test. Huck was his own 3rd best candidate, if that says anything.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-10 22:02:08 EST (#)
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The little test thing says I should vote for McCain. I did in 2000, and it got me nowhere. It then said that I should vote for Thomas "The Tank Engine" Tancredo and then Duncan Hunter. My best Democrat was Osama Obama.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-12-10 21:17:42 EST (#)
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"oprah aint here talkin about no books ya'll!!"
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-12-10 21:14:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:00:32 EST (#)
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They have been around for many years but weren't "mainstream" in the US until very recently.
Hinduism isn't synanamous with vegetarianism.
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Synonymous. (Syn/Sym, paired or same. Nym, nom/noun or word.)
Synanymous = The judges' decisions after Gabriel Gonzaga kick Mirco Cro Cop in the head and he crumpled like a rag doll with a backwards leg.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-10 19:50:06 EST (#)
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The poll suggested I should like Dodd.
I'll be voting D unless Hilary gets the nod, in which case there's a good chance I'll vote for Elvis.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-10 19:01:47 EST (#)
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Personally, I'll be voting for the Space Pope.
"Crocodylus Pontifex"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-10 18:25:35 EST (#)
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What ever happened to Christopher Walken '08???
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2007-12-10 18:25:29 EST (#)
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ELECTRO/METHOD 2008- BRINGING BACK THE CHOKOMUT ICE CREAMS FOR ALL THE GOOD FURRIES OF THE LAND.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-10 18:20:18 EST (#)
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Bros before Hos. Time to paint the white house black!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-10 18:07:07 EST (#)
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Homer Jay Simpson.
If I can't use my write in ballot, then I don't want to be part of your club anymore, voting public.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-12-10 18:01:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:42:14 EST (#)
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Whoever gets in - it will be 4 more years of bullshit, waste, corruption, finger-pointing, secrecy, mistakes, war, bad decisions and monumental idiocy which will all be met by an overwhelming ignorance, apathy and defeated complacency that is the status quo.
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isn't that wonderful!
God bless America
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:42:55 EST (#)
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Double fuckbeans and thank you. I knew that didn't look right either.
cinched cinched cinched
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:19:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:23:32 EST (#)
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synched...fuckbeans.
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Giuliani has based his whole campaign on those exact words. Oh, and he's sinched the south even harder with his plans to build a giant wall between the US and Mexico and start deporting illegals.
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Cinched.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:00:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:54:35 EST (#)
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but vegetarian and vegan diets aren't fad diets. they've been around for a few thousand years. vegetarian in hinduism and vegan in buddhism.
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They have been around for many years but weren't "mainstream" in the US until very recently.
Hinduism isn't synanamous with vegetarianism.
In all the buddhist places I have been in hard core buddhists would still have milk, cheese etc (although there may be sects that don't, I have never seen them).
Anyway my problem is him ascribing special health benefits to his stupid diet.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:56:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:44:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:42:14 EST (#)
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Whoever gets in - it will be 4 more years of bullshit, waste, corruption, finger-pointing, secrecy, mistakes, war, bad decisions and monumental idiocy which will all be met by an overwhelming ignorance, apathy and defeated complacency that is the status quo.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
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You mean your spontaneous internet revolution isn't going to put a stop to all of that?!?!
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Of course it would! Unfortunately it would require effort, coordination, transparency and all kinds of seemingly impossible concepts and big words that cause people's brains to shut off.
You have clearly demonstrated the unwillingness for some people to proactively talk about change - even if they might agree on the principle, motivation and all the facts presented - sometimes its way more fun to be the devil's advocate and argue endlessly over minutia.
I have every confidence it will happen, though. I'll be sure to email you when it's on.
:)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:55:28 EST (#)
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so buddism then a few hundred years before you jump on that.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:54:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:33:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:14:11 EST (#)
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ok so... if someone's on the atkins diet you'd consider that as a plus towards voting for them?
HOW DOES A DIET = GOOD/BAD?
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No I would think they were an idiot as well.
it isn't so much that he is a vegen it the newfound power and health he goes on and on about because of the magical benefits of veganism. Anyone who goes in for fad diets doesn't have the mental chops to be the president.
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but vegetarian and vegan diets aren't fad diets. they've been around for a few thousand years. vegetarian in hinduism and vegan in buddhism.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:44:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:42:14 EST (#)
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Whoever gets in - it will be 4 more years of bullshit, waste, corruption, finger-pointing, secrecy, mistakes, war, bad decisions and monumental idiocy which will all be met by an overwhelming ignorance, apathy and defeated complacency that is the status quo.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
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You mean your spontaneous internet revolution isn't going to put a stop to all of that?!?!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:42:14 EST (#)
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Whoever gets in - it will be 4 more years of bullshit, waste, corruption, finger-pointing, secrecy, mistakes, war, bad decisions and monumental idiocy which will all be met by an overwhelming ignorance, apathy and defeated complacency that is the status quo.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:33:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:14:11 EST (#)
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ok so... if someone's on the atkins diet you'd consider that as a plus towards voting for them?
HOW DOES A DIET = GOOD/BAD?
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No I would think they were an idiot as well.
it isn't so much that he is a vegen it the newfound power and health he goes on and on about because of the magical benefits of veganism. Anyone who goes in for fad diets doesn't have the mental chops to be the president.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:26:44 EST (#)
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hahaha, fair enough, i guess.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:25:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:15:21 EST (#)
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You weighed his eating habits into your decision?
Damn, dude, you're a tough fucking sell.
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Left wing democrat who thinks illegal immigrants have as many rights as legal immigrants and is a vegetarian. I could do more research, but this is enough info to know I will probably disagree with him on pretty much every issue.
Besides the Primary isn't until Feb 4th, I have a while to go before I need to decide, and he may not even be in the race anymore...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:17:07 EST (#)
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just get a straight forward reliable person in charge, like the fonz or hey maybe one day Arnie will get in power!! WOWOOWOWOWWOW you will so not be the laughing stock of the world then. He'd be great in a war.
Vice P> President Arnie is there anything you would like?
Arnie> Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range please
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:15:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:12:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:05:57 EST (#)
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that's just the candidate that matched the most on that one little survey.
immigration and something else actually was under the disagreement category.
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That is really all I know about him. That and him being a vegitarian turned me off enough to not even bother looking at him anymore. Especially not this early in the process.
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You weighed his eating habits into your decision?
Damn, dude, you're a tough fucking sell.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:14:11 EST (#)
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ok so... if someone's on the atkins diet you'd consider that as a plus towards voting for them?
HOW DOES A DIET = GOOD/BAD?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:12:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:05:57 EST (#)
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that's just the candidate that matched the most on that one little survey.
immigration and something else actually was under the disagreement category.
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That is really all I know about him. That and him being a vegitarian turned me off enough to not even bother looking at him anymore. Especially not this early in the process.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:05:57 EST (#)
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that's just the candidate that matched the most on that one little survey.
immigration and something else actually was under the disagreement category.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:03:14 EST (#)
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I think the Dem's best chance is to give th enomination to edwards. Clinton is too hated and Barak is black with a questionable last name and past (to people that may be on the fence).
Inion, I am suprised you like kucinich. For some reason I though you would be very against illegal immigrants getting things like college tuition assistance.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:59:07 EST (#)
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McBain 2008
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:55:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:50:29 EST (#)
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It's so bad that I heard something on the radio a couple of days saying there are rumors Obama is a "closet Muslim". The only thing worse than a ridiculous transparent ploy to turn predominantly conservative Christian voters away from Obama is that hey were talking about being Muslim like it was the equivalent of being a recovering meth addict.
[sigh]
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It is worse...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:43:15 EST (#)
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/12/10/huckabee.sc/index.html
See what I said about Huckabee.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:36:16 EST (#)
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ahahahaha!
now unfortunately every time i have an omelette i will probably think of you :(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:33:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:04:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:25:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:50:29 EST (#)
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It's so bad that I heard something on the radio a couple of days saying there are rumors Obama is a "closet Muslim". The only thing worse than a ridiculous transparent ploy to turn predominantly conservative Christian voters away from Obama is that hey were talking about being Muslim like it was the equivalent of being a recovering meth addict.
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well since the USA has rampant anti-intellectualism similar to Soviet Russia, China, Iran and generic thirld world nations (i'm not making that up), it is no wonder the retards on radio shows have so much importance.
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i had a dream last night about you caul. or at least you were in it. for some reason we were having omelettes in a cafe and discussing cobol and how it was written in italian.
(i hope that somehow freaks you out)
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cool, last night i dreamed an emo chick accused me of rape to piss my gf off. i ended up in my parent's basement somehow, and i was washing dirty pots.
i made my renown omelette (CONCIDENCE...?) for my lil brother yesterday and the pots in my dream were stained with crusy italian spagetthi sauce! (...I THINK NOT!).
OMG OMG! UBER DREAM CONNEXION!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:29:23 EST (#)
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And frankly speaking, it's HARD to just get a straight answer.
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I think that's what they're counting on. I might not vote at all, but if I do it will be whoever is the least retarded and greedy.
It doesn't really matter either way, because politicians in general are all untrustworthy. Unfortunately, there is a need for governance, just as their is a need for law and order. (though the laws may be unjust/debatable)
I could say much more, but I doubt anyone wants to hear it, and it really just boils down to picking the turd that stinks the least.
That last sentence read very foul in my mind, just like politics.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:24:59 EST (#)
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on second thought
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=500586&in_page_id=1766&ito=1490
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:21:20 EST (#)
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nobel peace prize > iraq war
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:18:47 EST (#)
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In my closet at home I have the early edition newspaper that declared Gore was the president.
NOt that he's any sort of champion but I sometimes wonder how different things would be.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:16:51 EST (#)
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we've considered all things lately, selling our house and scaling back in light of the coming collapse, staying in our house, buying a second place in say...WV to fall back to if need be, moving to Canada....it's an interesting time to be an American
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:16:17 EST (#)
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Rudy Giuliani came to speak at my school. As he was leaving I stood in front of the door and more or less demanded a photo, and dammit, I got that photo. I was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a newspaper with the headline "President Shot Dead." Underneath that it says "Point, take aim, and liberate." I'm so punk.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:15:02 EST (#)
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CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE1!!!!!
i seriously pray that the economy doesn't dive much farther down between now and then. i don't want to be stuck :(
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:14:41 EST (#)
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That's a neat little survey.
It wasn't overly scientific, but it did put John Edwards, Bill Richardson, and Barack Obama on the top of my list for Dems.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:13:58 EST (#)
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bush is a moron...he's into what ever anyone tells him to be into
i'd love to see that guys IQ test.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:11:26 EST (#)
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which is odd because bush is very into zionist blah blah blah second coming bullshit.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:07:55 EST (#)
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hahahahahaahahahaha....atheist in the white house...we could'nt be that lucky because according to the bible that would be the beginning of revelations and the slackjawed wonders of this country will not be part of beginning the end of the world
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:05:56 EST (#)
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i want a spiritual athiest in the whitehouse.
maybe a buddhist.
who wants to start a movement to get a buddhist into office?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:04:51 EST (#)
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Guiliani is a boob and everytime he talks (9/11 9/11 9/11) he is just showing it to more people.
Huckabee is the one that is starting to put together a strong run
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:04:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:25:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:50:29 EST (#)
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It's so bad that I heard something on the radio a couple of days saying there are rumors Obama is a "closet Muslim". The only thing worse than a ridiculous transparent ploy to turn predominantly conservative Christian voters away from Obama is that hey were talking about being Muslim like it was the equivalent of being a recovering meth addict.
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well since the USA has rampant anti-intellectualism similar to Soviet Russia, China, Iran and generic thirld world nations (i'm not making that up), it is no wonder the retards on radio shows have so much importance.
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i had a dream last night about you caul. or at least you were in it. for some reason we were having omelettes in a cafe and discussing cobol and how it was written in italian.
(i hope that somehow freaks you out)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:01:37 EST (#)
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your little quiz-amajig and me:
edwards 44
obama 42
my vote, even though it is probably a toss in the garbage, has been for obama for a while now. my views line up with his on the things that matter more to me. i've met him and worked with him a number of times from when he was in the illinois senate. while i didn't necessarily like him as a human being, he, at least in those interactions i had, was a person who acted on his word.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:58:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:45:13 EST (#)
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sadly the race for president is between Romney and Huckabee
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Meh, I think it's either Giuliani or Romney, which makes me sick because people are only voting for Giuliani because he couldn't really fuck anything up after 9/11 and if people actually see through Giuliani's horseshit they'll vote for Romney not knowing he did absolutely FUCKALL as Governor of Massachusetts. So we've got a hero-by-default that married his cousin or the state governor that has the distinction of politician-with-most-days-spent-outside-of-his-state-of-responsibility.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:54:10 EST (#)
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Lincolnstein will pop out Romneys' eye and skull fuck him at the next debate.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:50:12 EST (#)
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I wouldn't vote for my mom either. That would be a throwaway vote for sure. She's a black woman. I'd be better off putting my ballot in a recycling bin than voting for a black woman. See, Obama's not THAT black and the only reason even other women are voting for Hillary is because they're dumb enough to believe she absorbed some kind of knowlege and ability from Bill when he was in office. So yeah, if you're black AND possess a vagina (even one that once engulfed Presidential Peen), there's no fucking way.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:45:13 EST (#)
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sadly the race for president is between Romney and Huckabee
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:36:24 EST (#)
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oh if its creeps mom im not voting for her
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:35:35 EST (#)
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well if corns mum is running, im voting for her.
VOTE NUGGET 2008!!woooooot
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:34:24 EST (#)
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I'm voting for your mom.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:34:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:22:15 EST (#)
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I agree with Karl Rove in that the winner will not be a Republican. The majority of the populace is bitter about the last 8 years.
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I'd LOVE to believe that, but the fact of the matter is that it will either be Clinton or Obama as the democratic nominee and the American public just will not swallow it. Advanced as we may think we are, Hillary is still a dumb cunt and Barack is a dumb nigger (possibly sand nigger) in their eyes. I hope I'm wrong, as nothing would make me happier than to see Obama in the white house for the next 8 years. But really, take a look at your average Oklahoman/Texan/Minnesotan/etc. and tell me it's not true.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:25:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:50:29 EST (#)
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It's so bad that I heard something on the radio a couple of days saying there are rumors Obama is a "closet Muslim". The only thing worse than a ridiculous transparent ploy to turn predominantly conservative Christian voters away from Obama is that hey were talking about being Muslim like it was the equivalent of being a recovering meth addict.
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well since the USA has rampant anti-intellectualism similar to Soviet Russia, China, Iran and generic thirld world nations (i'm not making that up), it is no wonder the retards on radio shows have so much importance.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:24:13 EST (#)
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Lincolnstein in '08!!!!!!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:23:32 EST (#)
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synched...fuckbeans.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:22:15 EST (#)
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I agree with Karl Rove in that the winner will not be a Republican. The majority of the populace is bitter about the last 8 years.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:21:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:15:10 EST (#)
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an american political discussion, i wonder how that will turn out.
actually i know. lots of screaming, name-calling, labelling and general retardation.
it doesn't matter who you vote for. the candidate who will say the words "9/11" and "terror" the most times wins per default.
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Giuliani has based his whole campaign on those exact words. Oh, and he's sinched the south even harder with his plans to build a giant wall between the US and Mexico and start deporting illegals.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:20:52 EST (#)
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Abraham Lincolnstein. Stronger, Faster, Wiser. Never mind the neck bolts.
http://www.cafepress.com/monstermachine/669640
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:15:57 EST (#)
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For years I've been writing in Vince McMahon.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/46604
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:15:10 EST (#)
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an american political discussion, i wonder how that will turn out.
actually i know. lots of screaming, name-calling, labelling and general retardation.
it doesn't matter who you vote for. the candidate who will say the words "9/11" and "terror" the most times wins per default.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:57:30 EST (#)
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I'm voting Apocalypse.
This place needs shaking up.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:56:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:55:06 EST (#)
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Perot '08
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I went on a date once with someone who told me he voted for Ross Perot because he had no idea and thought it would be funny or something.
There was no second date.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:55:06 EST (#)
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Perot '08
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:54:06 EST (#)
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i suppose a better question than who do you line up with about the issues is who do believe to be less full of shit.
I could take a decision that is made that I don't agree with if you told me about it in an upfront way, explained your reasoning and didn't fill me with bullshit reasoning and unsubstantiated claims.
I'm also in favor of small government, more decisions made by the state as opposed to the Feds that way if I didn't like certain things I could move to another state instead of another country.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:53:05 EST (#)
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Y'know, it doesn't really matter who the next President is. In a normal Administration, plans/bills and laws are put into action that literally forces the incumbent to re-enforce the previous Policy for approximately 2 years. The Bush Administration has turned that on its head; the next President will be lucky if he/she can get ANYthing done in his time in Office.
Still, as far as things go, I'd prefer it if the next occupant in the White House was a Democrat. At least then I could play at being the wounded political cynic and jeer incessantly at every snafu made by our Leader, no matter how mundane or minor.
Plus, the country needs a bit of a break before the *really* unpleasant stuff starts happening...
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:53:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:41:19 EST (#)
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i still say if clinton or obama get voted as the dem candidate it will guarantee a republican in office next term and probably not a friendly to the people one at that.
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Your truth hurts me.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:50:29 EST (#)
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Yeah, turns out I most agree with Obama, but that's a throwaway vote for sure. I mean, let's sweep aside the fact that he's WOEFULLY inexperienced and every time he makes a public appearance he looks like a little kid that got thrown in the deep end. When it comes down to it, no matter how much Oprah backs him up, he's still a black man whose last name rhymes with Osama. He'll never get the redneck vote.
It's so bad that I heard something on the radio a couple of days saying there are rumors Obama is a "closet Muslim". The only thing worse than a ridiculous transparent ploy to turn predominantly conservative Christian voters away from Obama is that hey were talking about being Muslim like it was the equivalent of being a recovering meth addict.
[sigh]
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:44:12 EST (#)
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I'm voting for the lesser of two evils!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:41:19 EST (#)
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i still say if clinton or obama get voted as the dem candidate it will guarantee a republican in office next term and probably not a friendly to the people one at that.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:39:45 EST (#)
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basically it told me i'm hardline left and "should" vote for kucinich by policy. which is already what i knew.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:37:08 EST (#)
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Fuck party affiliation and whatnot. Just keep an open mind, fill out the questions honestly, do some more research, and vote for what matters to you. I thought I knew who I wanted to vote for and then found out that candidate is damn near retarded. Whatever. Just don't be among the mouth-breathing, ignorant floaters that are going to vote for someone solely because of their sex, race, or party affiliation...or even worse...because a fucking celebrity told you to.
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I'm more uindecided at this point than ever. Before last election, I was a total newswhore- punditry, e-mails, getting info from every direction. I was so disillusioned that this fucking retard was voted in again, that I got burnout and took way too much of a step back. And now, the candidates I agree with most either have no chance or the results surprise me a little.
I will say that I apparently have very little in common with Ron Paul despite the staunch support he's been receiving across party lines.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:36:36 EST (#)
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No surprise on my results...I just hate the fact that Clinton and Obama don't stand a snowball's chance in hell. I'm still gonna vote for Hillary but it's a throw away.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:35:24 EST (#)
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I took the quiz thing.
KUCINICH?! Man, HE'S not gonna win.
I'm votin' for Hillary.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:33:23 EST (#)
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No. I really don't. Strangely enough, this was the exact thought I had as I walked to breakfast this morning.
Every one of them is the same except for Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul. I can't vote for a man my little brother could beat up and I don't want to vote for someone who believes that the North American Union will be occurring any time soon.
For the rest of them, it's just a question of "What makes this one an asshole?" You'll find an answer to that question for every candidate on all two sides of the debate.
Piss out my ass!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:32:21 EST (#)
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Dennis Kucinich apparently. Is he likely to win?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:28:49 EST (#)
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i'm voting for margaret thatcher
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:28:37 EST (#)
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I think I've rendered myself to voting for the Incumbent Party's, 3rd choice, of course.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 12:19:55 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/stats.cgi
9 unique losers...I mean users. You guys are poop.