Happy Birthday Panzer (969 hits)
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Submitted by Maddog (View user info) at 2007-12-10 13:10:05 EST
I just finished reading Axolotls' post about his dog, http://www.ubersite.com/m/113608 and it got me thinking about my own mutts. I realized that Panzer, my K-9, just had a birthday and I let it pass without posting it for posterity here.
Yeah, there are probably more pressing matters in the world, but as any "dog person" will tell you, a dog has a way of keeping you grounded and focused when the details of life start to spin out of control. There is nothing like cleaning up dog shit to keep you humble.
That said, I've never encountered anyone or anything more honest than a dog. There's no bullshit, nothing false. A dog either likes you or doesn't and won't fake it for any reason. I wish more people, including myself, possessed this quality.
Anyway, Happy Birthday Panzer, you big bastard. Enjoy being 3 and I'll keep enjoying it with you.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-11 09:16:41 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Maddog
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-11 05:24:45 EST (#)
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God I love German Shepherds. It takes me back to my youth in Bavaria where this nice old man in leather chaps would yodle to me before letting me pet his puppies.
That is a fine looking dog.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-11 05:18:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-11 10:00:15 GMT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-11 00:18:35 EST (#)
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THIS IS FUCKING GAY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??????????????????
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Also a man who names his dog after the German word for armour = avoid.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-11 05:00:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-11 00:18:35 EST (#)
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THIS IS FUCKING GAY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??????????????????
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Also a man who names his dog after the German word for armour = avoid.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-11 00:18:35 EST (#)
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THIS IS FUCKING GAY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??????????????????
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-10 21:19:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:49:08 EST (#)
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you would 'of', huh?
they don't let retards own guns, so that little theory is shot all to shit.
based off of this one interaction, i can pretty safely say the dog would have been more likely to be granted a FOID card than you.
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Jump higher next time, Mr, Asshole. We should discuss this further, but I think you are too stupid to read between the lines. Dumb fucker.
Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-12-10 18:31:17 EST (#)
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I had a labrador once that would put up with me plucking its hair out when I was a kid but would knock over my sister for no reason whatsoever.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-12-10 18:01:09 EST (#)
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That's a bad ass name for a dog.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-12-10 17:33:44 EST (#)
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Something about this is hilarious and absurd.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-12-10 17:21:14 EST (#)
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i bet he can smell a nigger from a quarter mile...
and thanks for continuing to fix shit
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:49:08 EST (#)
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you would 'of', huh?
they don't let retards own guns, so that little theory is shot all to shit.
based off of this one interaction, i can pretty safely say the dog would have been more likely to be granted a FOID card than you.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:23:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:23:55 EST (#)
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i approve of german shepherds.
had one growing up who was a right bastard. he was well over 100 lbs. just big as fuck and strong as hell. he loved everyone in the immediate family, plus this one little neighbor girl. absolutely hated everyone else.
not in a i'm-gonna-eat-your-face-off kind of way.
more in a i'm-gonna-stare at-you-in-such-a-way-that-you-understand-that-if-i-wanted-to-i-could-easily-eat-your-face-off kind of way.
once my grandparents were visiting...he hated my grandpa more than anyone i guess. no idea why. as they were going to leave, my grandpa put his hand on my mom's knee, patting it as he said good-bye. dog walked over and picked up the old man's hand between his teeth. never bit him, just held the hand inm his teeth about six inches over my mom's leg. he wanted grandpa to understand that he had crossed a boundary that was never to be crossed again if he wanted to keep his fucking hand.
i loved that fucking dog.
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I would of shot that dog between the eyes.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-10 16:07:37 EST (#)
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CAT POWER!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:23:55 EST (#)
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i approve of german shepherds.
had one growing up who was a right bastard. he was well over 100 lbs. just big as fuck and strong as hell. he loved everyone in the immediate family, plus this one little neighbor girl. absolutely hated everyone else.
not in a i'm-gonna-eat-your-face-off kind of way.
more in a i'm-gonna-stare at-you-in-such-a-way-that-you-understand-that-if-i-wanted-to-i-could-easily-eat-your-face-off kind of way.
once my grandparents were visiting...he hated my grandpa more than anyone i guess. no idea why. as they were going to leave, my grandpa put his hand on my mom's knee, patting it as he said good-bye. dog walked over and picked up the old man's hand between his teeth. never bit him, just held the hand inm his teeth about six inches over my mom's leg. he wanted grandpa to understand that he had crossed a boundary that was never to be crossed again if he wanted to keep his fucking hand.
i loved that fucking dog.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:15:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:12:14 EST (#)
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We are just now getting tasers, and I figure they'll last until the first crackhead dies from a jolt. I don't plan on carrying one, though they look pretty damn cool.
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Do you have to get tased if you carry them?
If so you need to post it.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:12:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:08:55 EST (#)
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No idea you were a cop.
Ever taser anyone, or does the barking german shepard chill people out
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We are just now getting tasers, and I figure they'll last until the first crackhead dies from a jolt. I don't plan on carrying one, though they look pretty damn cool.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-12-10 15:08:55 EST (#)
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No idea you were a cop.
Ever taser anyone, or does the barking german shepard chill people out
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:44:31 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/113364
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:13:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:37:52 EST (#)
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dogs kick all sorts of ass.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-10 14:03:39 EST (#)
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My neighbors had a big black shepherd like that guy. I like dogs and almost every dog I've met likes/tolerates me, but this bastard hated me. Probably not just me actually, every kid in the neighborhood was terrified of him.
Points for a cool dog, points off for troubling childhood memories.
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:51:11 EST (#)
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hell yah panzer happy birthday! may you have many more nigger-chasing years ahead of you!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:51:05 EST (#)
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Mudwhistle uses dogs for soccer balls. Plain ignorant if you ask me.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:47:34 EST (#)
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nice
I just figured he wasn't an American German with those dark markings.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:46:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:43:06 EST (#)
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i'm guessing that his blood line is very heavily German?
not in the sarcastic 'that's a German Shepherd' way but as in he's only a Generation or Two away from a German born relative.
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Actually, he was born in Czechoslovakia. We get all our dogs from overseas, as they tend to breed better "work" dogs.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:43:06 EST (#)
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i'm guessing that his blood line is very heavily German?
not in the sarcastic 'that's a German Shepherd' way but as in he's only a Generation or Two away from a German born relative.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:37:52 EST (#)
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dogs kick all sorts of ass.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:36:56 EST (#)
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I was just trying to get a stray dog out of traffic.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:36:46 EST (#)
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Hahahah @ you thinking I'm angry. I'm having fun with you, Muffin. Don't be so hasty to show how much you love me just yet. Smile like a donut for me and the real fun will begin.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:35:40 EST (#)
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Wow, a little angry, are we? Could it be because I'm not circling the drain like your worthless ass? Do you need a hug?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:33:13 EST (#)
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Yes, well it's not so much passing out, anyway. It's watching your consciousness slip away in the last fleeting moments of alcoholism. You and I live on opposite ends of the spectrum...especially when it comes to the getting laid part. Judging by your shoes and dedication to your pet/coworker you haven't gotten the amount of dick you require, Nancy.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:31:33 EST (#)
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That's some witty repartee below.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:29:44 EST (#)
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If I got my dick in your dog's ass, then yes, and by dog, I'm referring to your wife.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:28:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:26:35 EST (#)
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Please tell me those issued shoes and you didn't choose to wear them.
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Shouldn't you be drunk and passed out somewhere?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:26:35 EST (#)
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Please tell me those issued shoes and you didn't choose to wear them.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-12-10 13:16:01 EST (#)
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I smell bacon...