A Complete "What The Fuck?!" Caption Contest (968 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-12-11 08:21:44 EST
Rules are simple: I call the winner, which might just be myself. What's your prize? I will today, offer a semi-used bottle of hand sanitizer + moisturizer made by Purell which kills 99.99% of Germs, or a 4" x 6" photograph with an impressionable kiss mark made from the first lipstick I can find, or I will allow you to make one decision for my fantasy football team as I head into playoff times.
"Seriously, is this worth the money?"
"Mork & Mindy had it all wrong."
etc. etc.
Smear some shit on a bagel and eat it, bloody farts.
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 06:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually the more I look at that picture the more disturbed I get.
Yeesh.
G'nite!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 06:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GIMME MAH MILK BITCH!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 06:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HELLO?
NIPPLE?
IS THIS THING ON?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-12 00:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"This Isn't My House"
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-12 00:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
12. "Inside the Pavillion of Virginia Puff-Paint" / Jeremy Laing and Will Munro / 2004 / 8:35 min.
"Peer through the glory hole into The Pavilion of Virginia Puff-Paint, porn superstar of the glittery craft underworld. Watch as this insatiably versatile vision of hand-stitched poly-sexuality tickles multiple lacy orifices with detachable foam-stuffed spandex cocks in a heavily embellished and much anticipated triple crossed-stitch debut release. Freshly plowed by a rhinestoned stiletto and dripping pearled entrails from padded stomach cavities, Virginia, having exhausted the possibilities for penetration, collapses in a shower of sequins."- VPP
Someone go here, preview the excerpt for me and tell me what is going on. www.astriasuparak.com/elusivequality.htm
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I watched it, it was a short clip of some cake being eaten off a unicorn plate and then a cat and then some seizure-inducing flashing hearts, and there may or may not have been a commentary except I didn't watch with sound so for all I know there was hot panting and moaning and the sensual ripping of hand-stitched poly-sexuality padded stomach cavities
However that is all speculation
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And on the 8th day, God said "fuck it", and reverted to searching for cow porn on Google, and he saw that it was good.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-11 15:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:03:28 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
[shouts]
Rocco: fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
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It seems like that's from Snatch, but it also seems like I'm completely wrong.
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you are.
it's from 'Boondock Saints'
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-11 15:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:03:28 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
[shouts]
Rocco: fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
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It seems like that's from Snatch, but it also seems like I'm completely wrong.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-11 15:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
[shouts]
Rocco: fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-11 14:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You fuckin made a post of our love tape? You filthy swine!
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2007-12-11 13:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"WTF, I'm not reading all of that."
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
12. "Inside the Pavillion of Virginia Puff-Paint" / Jeremy Laing and Will Munro / 2004 / 8:35 min.
"Peer through the glory hole into The Pavilion of Virginia Puff-Paint, porn superstar of the glittery craft underworld. Watch as this insatiably versatile vision of hand-stitched poly-sexuality tickles multiple lacy orifices with detachable foam-stuffed spandex cocks in a heavily embellished and much anticipated triple crossed-stitch debut release. Freshly plowed by a rhinestoned stiletto and dripping pearled entrails from padded stomach cavities, Virginia, having exhausted the possibilities for penetration, collapses in a shower of sequins."- VPP
Someone go here, preview the excerpt for me and tell me what is going on. www.astriasuparak.com/elusivequality.htm
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't even remember what I was searching for when I found this fucking photo...I still have no clue what's going on, AT ALL!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
wtf
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-11 11:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Country folks can survive
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-11 11:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't even bother trying to understand people anymore.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-11 11:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I, hahahahahah, I don't even fucking know what's going on in that picture but it's fucking killing me
hahahahahaha
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-11 10:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Flukeman finds love."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flukeman
meh.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-12-11 09:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"After years of being mocked by the establishment, Dr. Kimwai finally had photographic proof of the snork's mating practices."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-11 09:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"ARE WE NOT MEN? WE ARE DEVO..."
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-12-11 09:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN: GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-11 09:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 00:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Quit dressing your kid in blazers. And tell the hippie who owns that ugly girl to quit dressing their kid in tie-dye.
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That made me laugh. Alot.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-11 09:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG?!?!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Much, thank you.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, is this better?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic, stop +2ing me...it's creepy. Also http://www.ubersite.com/m/113663#2601386
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's fun to poke sico with a stick. He always jumps for the bait, although then you have to put up with him jumping out from around corners trying to "get you back". The male ego is so much fun to play with.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, but it's missing the lightning bolt decal. On a side note, I got some great sex last night. If I still hate everyone I work with the morning after some great sex, is it time to find another job?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is your helmet on too tight?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mud, isn't that what you are doing by validating your humor?
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Look, mom, if you want this gangbang to happen you'll have to fix your outfit. I mean, seriously, this ovapositor is completely out of alignment and your left exterior ventricle is falling off. Get it together! These Trekkies can spot a noob a mile away."
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if i was worked up or retarded (read: sico like in nature) I would spout off about how I MEANT it to be not funny and how you are just too stupid to see the witty rouse I just pulled over your eyes.
sadly i'm just sitting here poking you with a stick because it amuses me
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'OK, ok. One more prolapse and we're done. Stand by for impregnation.'
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Never had an STD, unless you count that time my BAMF was itchy. Seeing you get worked up because I called your humor subpar is funny. Keep going, you're on a roll.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you telling me that I'M intellectually stunted is like Vanilla Ice telling Robert Plant that his music sucks.
in case you are unable to follow along you would be Vanilla Ice in that scenario and I would be Robert Plant
in case you need further explanation consider breaking your MC Hammer CD in half and cutting your wrists deeply with the shards and as you are about to die look at your own reflection in the CD and ponder where your life went wrong you Syphilis encrusted whore porker.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I've got not nothing for this fucking picture...nothing. A sico joke works and is thus far winning.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Psst. Is that you in there, Electro?"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mud, that was piss poor humor on so many levels. If you can't compete at a 4th grade level or higher just unplug the keyboard.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Sico, trawling the bars again, has apparently found his latest 'hottie'."