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Category: GeneralRating: 0.08 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Darth Famine <Dork Lord of the Uber> (View user info) at 2007-12-11 08:41:29 EST
At 11:11 am today my daughter will be
11
thankfully she gets her looks from her mother.
User Reviews
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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*ejaculates
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-11 14:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-11 11:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you shouldn't put shit like this on uber.
too many creepy fucking losers around here.
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Need I say more?
How long until the feds subpoena the Uber serves looking for sex offenders?
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-12-11 15:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-11 15:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
trust me, pretty as your kid is, she going to hate you 5 years from now for letting her run around with a mullet.
Daddy's revenge on her for her fisrt date :P
im shoing this picture to her first five boyfriends :)
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-11 15:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh +2 ok
pa pa pa pa porky
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-11 15:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-11 05:43:35 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Little do you know that there's a violent sex offender lurking inside that pig, salivating over your daughter.
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Inside that pig, could easily be changed to, on Über.
Cute kid.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-11 15:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
trust me, pretty as your kid is, she going to hate you 5 years from now for letting her run around with a mullet.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-12-11 14:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-11 11:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you shouldn't put shit like this on uber.
too many creepy fucking losers around here.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-12-11 14:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-11 13:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-12-11 13:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
then her mother must be fucking ugly.
give the little trailer park whore a fucking haircut as well, she looks like Joe Dirt after a shower.
this review was brought to you by the number 'leukemia'.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This review is brought to you by the number 1.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
what a lovely young lady.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-11 11:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you shouldn't put shit like this on uber.
too many creepy fucking losers around here.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-12-11 12:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Check out Porkys' cameltoe.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-12-11 11:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-11 10:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
should we arrange a marriage? I have a handsom 11 year old boy who is very popular with the ladies at his school. make me an offer I can't refuse. oh shit, it's sposed to be me that provides a dowry huh? I'll give you a used blow up doll and a goat.
Hmmmm
Well I could use a goat, would save me on gas for the lawnmower. and I could sell the lawnmower and eat the goat when he dies. But a used blow up doll? It's not your Antonio Banderas blowup doll is it?
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-12-11 11:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It always bothered me that the cartoon characters never had any gentalia.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-12-11 11:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-11 13:43:35 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Little do you know that there's a violent sex offender lurking inside that pig, salivating over your daughter.
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Or just lurking on Uber right now...
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I thought IHAKF was in prison.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-11 11:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you shouldn't put shit like this on uber.
too many creepy fucking losers around here.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-11 11:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You have a larger head than apollo, although you're tied in the "looks" department.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-11 10:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys look great together
should we arrange a marriage? I have a handsom 11 year old boy who is very popular with the ladies at his school. make me an offer I can't refuse. oh shit, it's sposed to be me that provides a dowry huh? I'll give you a used blow up doll and a goat.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-12-11 09:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd fuck that pig.
I'd also fuck that dude in the pig suit.
I can't type pig very well.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Pigeon buffing, shit cunt, below.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-11 13:43:35 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Little do you know that there's a violent sex offender lurking inside that pig, salivating over your daughter.
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Or just lurking on Uber right now...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Quit dressing your kid in blazers. And tell the hippie who owns that ugly girl to quit dressing their kid in tie-dye.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys look great together
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Little do you know that there's a violent sex offender lurking inside that pig, salivating over your daughter.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well done, you have a child. Big deal.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
let me be the first to ask - what is your daughter doing with that little girl?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-11 08:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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*ejaculates