Croatoan (684 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.19 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2007-12-11 16:16:34 EST
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-02-19 01:56:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-14 03:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd do Coley.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 15:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Retaliation is the sure sign of a winner.
Yup yup.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 02:32:09 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If you mean this as a goodbye post, writing Croatoan was very clever. You can have a 1.
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The sweet possibility of such a glorious event deserves a + FUCK YEAH.
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what a fucking loser...most of the people don't understand what this means, but a few have...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-12 09:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*knock knock*
Uhh, hello. This is Ubersite maintenance. It appears an overall positive rating has been left here due to an administrative mix up. In fact, this post was meant to receive a "-1.8". Sorry about the confusion.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 09:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd do her.....
in the pooper
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 05:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If you mean this as a goodbye post, writing Croatoan was very clever. You can have a 1.
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The sweet possibility of such a glorious event deserves a + FUCK YEAH.
I'll round that down to a 2.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If you mean this as a goodbye post, writing Croatoan was very clever. You can have a 1.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone's feeling frisky tonight...below
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN EVERYBODY. Croatians can't be pretty, they're like maoris.
ATTN JONNYX: Please see correct spelling above, unless you were referring to the Harlan Ellison short story, in which case this post isn't in the slightest bit contextual.
ATTN JONNYX: There is a postscript below.
P.S. JonnyX, why do you just post girls all the time? Why. It's becoming very mundane, like ilikesteak.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-12-11 19:43:00 EST (#)
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Loki- she does have a rather blank, lifeless look on her face.
Still pretty though.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-12-11 18:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heyyyyy lyla bam bam i love you jonny
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-11 18:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'd still rather hump that plastic chick then be forced to sit in a room and look at - and listen to - loki.
...with THAT said, what's the fucking point of this post?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she looks plastic
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, i'd take her up, in the elevator, with me
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:31:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:27:58 EST (#)
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I know you ar not a guy, PBH. I was just being smutty. Sorry, me lady.
Her hair is rather charming, I agree.
Ahhh, smutty! Sorry. I don't always catch on to smutty so well. Especially at the end of the work day.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:27:58 EST (#)
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I know you ar not a guy, PBH. I was just being smutty. Sorry, me lady.
Her hair is rather charming, I agree.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:20:11 EST (#)
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most uberguys......
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:20:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:16:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-12-11 22:15:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
I want her hair. I love hair like that. And her ring. I like her ring, too.
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I imagine most Uber guys want her ring...
Really? And I'm not a guy, I just have a jewelry fetish. But are we speaking about the same ring?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:16:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-12-11 22:15:10 GMT (#)
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I want her hair. I love hair like that. And her ring. I like her ring, too.
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I imagine most Uber guys want her ring...
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2007-12-11 17:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I want her hair. I love hair like that. And her ring. I like her ring, too.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-11 16:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well I guess that settles it
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-11 16:52:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-11 16:25:52 EST (#)
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is this a jonnyx goodbye post?
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That was hystorical.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-11 16:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Probably a GILF, and/or dead by now,
but I'd hit it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-11 16:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i love cretons too
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-11 16:32:46 EST (#)
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i'm a girl, simon?
news to me...where'd this dick come from then? you know, the one i just used to jerk off to this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/109629
you know, the one about lauren hanley?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-11 16:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd do her. Her being the girl, below.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-11 16:25:52 EST (#)
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is this a jonnyx goodbye post?
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-11 16:20:46 EST (#)
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I don't get it.
Is she a member of the lost colony?