Spatula Tornado Goblin (327 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.22 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bonzo Dog Band (View user info) at 2007-12-11 20:02:58 EST
A short poem about the perils and shallowness of online dating:
Spatula Tornado Goblin
Set my self a hobblin
Thats my moniker for you
Better than boring old Sue
Sue72
to be exact.
Spatula Tornado Goblin
Set my heart a wobblin
I met you online
I think it's time
to see a photo.
Spatula Tornado Goblin
I think you're cobblin
that image from somewhere
that's not you there
is it ?
Spatula Tornado Goblin
I just remembered my wool bobblin
Got to sort it today
With my remington fuzz away*
Of course I'll be back
*Remington Fuzz Away - get rid of those pesky cops.
User Reviews
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-12 09:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll say it again:
This is just another example of why Mad Libs is fucking retarded.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Brilliant title, totally wasted.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 03:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hardly Wendy Cope.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-11 21:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read it.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-11 21:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
o boy!
pound this bitch down
pound this bitch down
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
-2 poetry
+3 for the name
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate everyone today
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One a day. Like vitamin tablets.