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Spatula Tornado Goblin (264 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -1.22 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Bonzo Dog Band (View user info) at 2007-12-11 20:02:58 EST


A short poem about the perils and shallowness of online dating:

Spatula Tornado Goblin
Set my self a hobblin
Thats my moniker for you
Better than boring old Sue
Sue72
to be exact.

Spatula Tornado Goblin
Set my heart a wobblin
I met you online
I think it's time
to see a photo.

Spatula Tornado Goblin
I think you're cobblin
that image from somewhere
that's not you there
is it ?

Spatula Tornado Goblin
I just remembered my wool bobblin
Got to sort it today
With my remington fuzz away*
Of course I'll be back





*Remington Fuzz Away - get rid of those pesky cops.

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Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-12 09:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll say it again:

This is just another example of why Mad Libs is fucking retarded.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Brilliant title, totally wasted.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 03:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hardly Wendy Cope.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-11 21:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Didn't read it.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-11 21:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

o boy!

pound this bitch down
pound this bitch down

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

-2 poetry
+3 for the name

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate everyone today

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

One a day. Like vitamin tablets.


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival