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Rating: -0.35 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Dithered <dithered.at.atheist.com> (View user info) at 2007-12-11 20:16:09 EST




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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-12-15 00:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-12-13 17:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My God, this was the most retarded thing since Rennie the Retard failed his 11+

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-12-13 17:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that product could work if they are lined on the bottom with plastic. Keep the drool/poo/boogies contained.

And besides, you can have raw baby-touchie in the shopping cart where you place your uncookable produce, or you can have a little (very little) protection in the form of cloth to prevent direct filthy baby-to-shopping cart contact.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-12-13 11:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i laughed.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

don't EVER type the word angry in that stupid manner again, you fucking cocksniffer.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

SUP DAWG, HOW'S IT GOING? I BRING GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE. OH THIS? IN THE FUTURE, IT IS CALLED CAPS LOCK. IT IS RESERVED FOR INTERNET TOUGH GUYS. AND IN THE FUTURE, WE ARE ALL INTERNET TOUGH GUYS. SOME PEOPLE THINK I AM YELLING. THAT'S BULLSHIT, THIS IS MERELY A MORE EFFECTIVE WAY OF COMMUNICATION. CAPS LOCK IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN HOLDING DOWN THE "SHIFT" KEY, AS EVIDENCED BY THIS POST. THE SHIFT KEY IS FOR REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS. If YoU'rE a TeRrOrIsT, yOu CaN tYpE iN aLtErNaTiNg UpPeRcAsE aNd LoWeRcAsE lEtTeRs. TYPICALLY TERRORISTS ALSO USE THE SHIFT KEY. MIND YOU THIS IS ALL IN THE FUTURE. ALREADY I HAVE TOLD YOU TOO MUCH OF THE FUTURE, SO I NOW MUST STOP. HAMMERTIME. OH YES, WE HAVE HAMMERTIME IN THE FUTURE.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

IF YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS, USING THE shift KEY JUST MAKES YOU LOOK DUMB. THE INVERTED CAPITALIZATION ISN'T FUNNY, IT NEVER WAS, BUT IF YOU ARE USING ALL CAPS SOMETIMES YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK. JUST A TIP FOR THE FUTURE.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 10:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

muddy's right though there will certainly be parents who don't clean it, whatever, this was not funny. I did not laugh, snort, chuckle, guffaw, or bray at any point and I kind of feel like I just wasted three minutes for naught.

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-12-12 09:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Caps Lock.

Poor spelling.

Grammar.

This...this was just horrible.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-12-12 06:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you do understand that the idea behind these is to keep the child clean and therefore they are usually washed on a regular basis?

/parent

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 06:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 06:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Rob, I'm up at 4:45AM and at work by 6AM most days. That'll stop when this semester is over and I can return to coming in at 7. Hope this help clarifies.

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You poor kid.

No wonder yer panties get scrunched up so easy.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 06:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Rob, I'm up at 4:45AM and at work by 6AM most days. That'll stop when this semester is over and I can return to coming in at 7. Hope this help clarifies.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 06:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by jimmy schmeltzy <mnwhrt_14.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-09 11:55:28 EST

This morning I was on my way to work and I shit my pants. I seriously thought that I was goin to make it but no right there in my girlfriends thong I shit my pants. I thought about what Bart would do in this situation and I just laughed and then I stuck my hand down there and pulled up a clump and threw it right on the window. Good idea Bart I am never doin that again. Then I pondered of the idea what Fingerbang would do, so yes being that he is a raging homosexual i stuck my thumb right up my anus. I dont understand how you can like that so much dude. Then came the mexicans i wondered what they would do in this tight little spot I was in. So I took off my pants and reached around and grabbed some shit and started workin my money right there in the front seat. Man you motha fuckin mexicans are dirty. The only thing good about you guys is your great work habits and you music. The music because it makes me think of the food you produce at suck low prices, you guys fuckin rule man. Keep crossin that illegal border dudes and keep makin them tacos and burritos. WETBACKS RULE!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 06:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 06:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What an epic pile of shit splatter on the bottom portion of this post.

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Good Jesus you get up early.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 06:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What an epic pile of shit splatter on the bottom portion of this post.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Alter, below.

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I think the real point here is that people need to stop believing babies are made from crystal and cotton buds.

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-12 03:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I fucking hate bad spelling.

The word is ANGRY - there is no F, and I know you did this on purpose.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 01:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-12 00:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

(it's not) plus 2 worthy but the negative 2's seem a little harsh here


Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-12 00:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this was pretty funny. I'm not sure if it's plus 2 worthy but the negative 2's seem a little harsh here

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-12 00:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-11 23:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-11 21:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

sit the fuck down

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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh my god, get a life

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Yeah, I bet he's seriously upset about this and this is genuinely a post intended to right something he believes to be wrong with the world.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-11 23:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-11 21:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

sit the fuck down

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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh my god, get a life

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Yeah, I bet he's seriously upset about this and this is genuinely a post intended to right something he believes to be wrong with the world.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-11 23:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

sit the fuck down

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haha

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-11 22:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

whatever

Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-11 22:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

People will invent and sell stupid shit. This will happen. People will buy said shit. This will also happen.

Just look at cell phones.

Buck up, dude.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-12-11 21:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DIDN'T READ IT.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-11 21:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

sit the fuck down

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh my god, get a life

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate everyone today

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude.

If something like this can make you anfry beyond description, then you either need to Go Outside, or else you should probably be locked in a cage. I'm not sure which, but I bet you can figure it out.

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-11 20:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice try, ass-breath.


All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to
fly home, then I will murder him.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart on the Road