Nerve or Muscle/Chicken or Egg (669 hits)
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Submitted by Bryanhoop (View user info) at 2007-12-11 23:17:07 EST
In your opinion, which came first, the nerve or the muscle? Or, more generally speaking, the control systems, or those systems that they control?
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-12-12 20:11:19 EST (#)
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In my opinion, you're a high schooler who just did a couple of big-ass rips off his buddy's blue plastic bong and are now feeling the need to be deep by asking unanswerable questions.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-12-12 16:36:26 EST (#)
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Cocaine's a helluva drug.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-12-12 14:07:02 EST (#)
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FINALLY AN INTELLIGENT DISCUSSION ON UBER
*ahem*
NO
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2007-12-12 13:36:21 EST (#)
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its just like the zombies say, GAAAAANGLIAAAAAA. since zombies have been around forever, it stands to reason that nerves have also been around forever.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:24:24 EST (#)
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You have nerves and muscles, you can eat chickens or eggs. Who gives a shit what came first?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-12-12 12:10:17 EST (#)
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it takes a lot of nerve to use your muscle
neither
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 11:14:24 EST (#)
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In 21 months, this is what you came up with, ass monkey?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-12 10:58:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-12-12 06:56:11 PST (#)
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In my opinion, fuck you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 03:16:45 PST (#)
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Thank you for posting, fuck cake.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-12 10:31:17 EST (#)
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who fucking cares? or, maye we would care if you had done mre with this but this post is shit
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-12-12 09:56:11 EST (#)
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In my opinion, fuck you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-12 06:16:45 EST (#)
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Thank you for posting, fuck cake.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-12 05:00:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:56:10 EST (#)
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I wouldn't mind watching the conception part.
Don't suck your thumb, you don't know where it has been.
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I'm with you on the conception part.
I know where my thumb has been, at least I think I do. I mean it only goes where I put it, doesnt it?
*Hmm why was the dog looking so happy this morning?*
Coffee Time! do do do doo, dodo dodo, cant touch this. Yeah!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:57:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:48:36 EST (#)
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Why? I was just proposing it as an idea. If we were to watch a preganancy from start to finish then we would be able to confirm without any doubt which came first, nerve or muscle, as we would see it happen.
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take it from me, you don't want to watch some life-form cannonball across the room out of a wet, unkempt bush
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:56:10 EST (#)
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I wouldn't mind watching the conception part.
Don't suck your thumb, you don't know where it has been.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:51:27 EST (#)
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Course there would probably be a few flaws in the old plan. What with 'How do you make sure she gets preggy?' What if you happen to pick one that isnt able to breed, that would have to go down as wastage. Then you have the issue of how many 'Successes' you have to have in order to 'Prove' which one came first so that you dont get some Ejit saying it was a fluke.
Too tricky, I'm sticking to sucking my thumb
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:48:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:45:29 EST (#)
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Drogo and Hurty, you both disgust me. Go and stand in the corner. Facing the wall.
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Why? I was just proposing it as an idea. If we were to watch a preganancy from start to finish then we would be able to confirm without any doubt which came first, nerve or muscle, as we would see it happen.
Anyway I'm tired of being in the corner, it reminds me to much of my formative years.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:45:29 EST (#)
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Drogo and Hurty, you both disgust me. Go and stand in the corner. Facing the wall.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:42:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-12 09:40:56 GMT (#)
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I don't know why dont we cut open a pregnant woman and watch?
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That's the best review I've ever read on here. Ever.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:40:56 EST (#)
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I don't know why dont we cut open a pregnant woman and watch?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:33:50 EST (#)
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Are you talking about me, below?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:29:42 EST (#)
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older than dirt
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:24:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-12 09:22:28 GMT (#)
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken lights up a cigarette and sighs,
"Well, I guess that's that question answered."
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Older than me.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:22:28 EST (#)
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken lights up a cigarette and sighs,
"Well, I guess that's that question answered."
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-12-12 04:16:43 EST (#)
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nerves
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-12-12 03:51:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 03:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-12 00:31:20 EST (#)
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I thought this was a choice between a nerve, a "muscle/chicken" and an egg.
I was disappointed, and Muscle/Chicken could whoop ass.
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LAWL. +2 for that. Made my night.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-12-12 02:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-12 00:31:20 EST (#)
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I thought this was a choice between a nerve, a "muscle/chicken" and an egg.
I was disappointed, and Muscle/Chicken could whoop ass.
hahahahah
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-12 02:00:41 EST (#)
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The controlled systems. They just wouldn't had that specific application until a control system came in.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 01:50:58 EST (#)
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Although I DO suppose it is rather engaging - if you are prone to entertain such intellectual wanderings. Most are not.
Execution is hella lazy.
We'll call it a draw.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-12 01:48:06 EST (#)
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EGG
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-12-12 01:45:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-12-12 00:41:51 EST (#)
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Hahahahahahaha @ Phallic
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-12 00:31:20 EST (#)
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I thought this was a choice between a nerve, a "muscle/chicken" and an egg.
I was disappointed, and Muscle/Chicken could whoop ass.
Submitted by GoOdAyNiCeDaY (user info) at 2007-12-12 00:15:55 EST (#)
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Nerves. They have/had other uses so they've probably been around longer evolutionarily than muscles.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-12-11 23:24:01 EST (#)
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Man comes first. woman comes never.


